What's the best Jackie Chan film?
Old School Chop Socky - Drunken Master 1, Snake in Eagle's Shadow
Comedic Kung Fu - Drunken Master 2
Serious Action - Police Story, Crime Story
Hollywood - Shanghai Noon
>>70080833
it depends who's watching
Why? Cause it has an R rating or because it broke some walls? Is this a joke? The story and screenplay is incredibly uninspired and bland just as much if not more than an MCU movie. The movie probably won't hold up incredibly well after a couple of years. Can't imagine being anywhere near as entertained on a 2nd viewing.
>>70080810
I went into this movie already not liking neo-Dead Pool. The movie managed to capture that feeling.
I guess I can't say the movie was bad, I already knew what it was going to be. Le Reddit Random movie with Kill Bill style gore. I already knew it was going to be this once they announced they were going to do the movie.
>hey you know this movie you all like?
>it SUCKS!!
>haha yea, this popular movie? ITS SHIT!!
Reminder to sage these threads.
>>70080810
It's basically superhero Scary Movie, but with an actual plot and characters.
In Spain, Die Hard is called "La Jungla de Cristal" (The Crystal Jungle), and so are the sequels.
here in france the first one is called "piège de cristal" but they had the good taste to rename the sequels because there's no crystal. that title is better than "die hard" though
it was called "Crystal Trap" in Italian
>>70080931
I don't know man I really like the name Die Hard, it just fits the movies, you should never translate short titles IMO
In Poland it's
>Szklana pułapka
Which means
>Glass Trap
All the sequels are named the same. It's been a recurring joke for years.
one of dese
>>70080651
You expected it to be shit? Alrightie
>better than buying Blurays
>better than cable TV
>better than Netflix
>better than Amazon Prime Video
>better than Hulu
>better than iTunes
>better than Redbox
>better than your shitty video rental store from the 90's
>better than your shitty video rental store that is still around because plebs feel sorry for it despite being a dead business.
There is no better way to obtain movies and TV shows and become a /tv/ patrician.
>using a botnet
>not using Deluge
Pleb
>>70080649
Actually, blu-ray and ultra blu-ray on a calibrated TV with calibrated surround sounds is the true patrician choice.
Your 2gb download doesn't compare to a 25gb blu-ray with uncompressed audio. Sorry, pleb.
>>70080717
>Your 2gb download
My downloads are the uncompressed data from the bluray. Try again, child.
Where were you when Sandler began integrating redpill into his movies??
not crossposting between /pol/ and /tv/
>>70080611Snake delivery! This the right thread?
Is Netflix the only one who will finance Adam Sandler movies now?
Tell me.
Come on bitches.
Real?
>>70080590
he is real. the punisher is obviously a Steven Seagal pastiche
He definitely deserves hate and has definitely proven that he can be a mong. Why does everyone shit on him for the movie being bad though? Do people know that there are more aspects to a movie than directing.
>>70080374
>Does he deserve the hate?
Yes. I hope he is raped and murdered by disgruntled DC fanboys
>>70080374
He has proven time and again that he is a horrible director, so I would say he definitely deserves hate.
I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new film empire!
YOUR new empire?!
Metzen, my allegiance is to RT! To the critics!
Can I join in on this meme?
Let's have a thread on this film, I'm not sure I've ever seen one on here
I'm a little confused.Did Vera remember her life as Vicente the whole time and was just waiting for the right time to get her revenge? Or did she actually forget from all the opium use and her memory was triggered by seeing the picture of her past self?
Either way this movie is awesome and really underrated. I would have preferred if they kept the story the same as it was in Mygale but this worked well too. Thoughts?
>>70080104
Fantastic movie. I never see it discussed on /tv/, but I onestly feel it's one of the best horror films I've ever seen. I know it's not a tradtitional horror, but I still feel as though it is more horror than anything.
To answer your question, I suspect a bit of stockholm syndrome mixed in with waiting for the opportune moment.
>>70080104
>Did Vera remember her life as Vicente the whole time and was just waiting for the right time to get her revenge?
Yes
>>70080104
Good movie
I wish they did a mainstream english language remake
>Iraq War movie
>Can't read mah by Lady Gaga starts playing
>>70079999
Are these early 2000s Rangers?
>>70079999
What will be the "It Ain't Me" of the Iraq War?
>>70081017
Can't read mah
It's already a thing.
Is he one of the best written characters ever? Or is it that he had a fantastic actor who played the role perfectly? Or both?
He's my favorite character, mainly because he's a white version of my dad.
out of all scrubs characters he is easily the most annoying one, the only half decent character in that shitfest is Kelso, everyone else is a meme
>le epic rants
>le daydream
>le qt blonde
>le black quota """""funny"""""" guy
>>70080545
what are you?
I think he's going to make a great bond guys.
>>70079643
He's a second rate Red Grant.
>>70079643
Is this the Daniel Craig of our generation?
Casino > Spectre > Skyfall > QoS
Can Superman die from thirst and starvation?
>>70079565
no, he gets food and water from the sun
>>70079579
so he's like a plant?
>>70079579
Does he even drink or eat? And if he were living in Krypton would he have to consume water and food?
Just finished this and really enjoyed the writing despite the cliche premise. Any thoughts, /tv/?
Gillian Jacobs should have done nude and panty scenes
>>70079682
Off to a great start here
Did anyone else get a little uncomfortable during some of the more awkward scenes?
Great show, looking forward to the next season.
