ITT: God-tier movie posters
>>70069098
what did they mean by this?
Wow, that really is god-tier. OP is not a fag for once
>>70069098
That's actually well done and dear I say better than the dumb poster with the heart shaped glasses.
>Rebelled against Robert (who beat the fucking Targaryens) at the height of his power just for Ironborn yoloswag, getting all but one of his sons killed and his shjps destroyed
>Robb wants to forgive him and declare an alliance making him a king again in exchange for ships
>Instead, he decides to fucking declare war on them out of butthurt
>Gave up a chance to conquer the richest region in all of Westeros with the Starks by their side to attempt to conquer...
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>dumb
You're such a stupid faggot not to understand Grayjoy's genius. Are you a fucking king? I didn't think so. How can you talk shit about one of the greatest leaders leader of millions of men when you're a fucking peasant?
Theon comes close.
The Greyjoys are all retards because of the oxygen deprivation from being drowned. I wouldn't be surprised if this was canon.
>>70068914
Victarion.
>Battles in the middle of the ocean wearing full plate gear
>"Eurons gifts are poisoned" yet still fucks the Dusky Woman
>Wants to sail the Dothraki sea
>trusting """critics"""
why don't those faggots ever put a picture on their profiles?
Tldr its not a marvel movie
>>70068605
>I didn't like the movie because there weren't enough quips
thank fucking God, it might actually be a decent fantasy. imagine LotR made in the style of Iron Man/Captain America... i just threw up in my mouth a little.
is it refn-kino?
>>70068524
Yes, retards will scream "B-BUT IT GOT MIXED REVIEWS" but that doesn't matter. Tons of amazing horror films got panned when they were released.
it's clearly attempting to be
like he clearly 'gets' what true kino is, by what he's aiming for here, the whole aesthetic/vibey/stylish approach
as to whether it's any good, we'll see, but I appreciate any time anyone actually tries to do it this way (rather than going with the lazy, 'Oscarbait' tactic of some easy stab at 'social relevance' with a film about Rwanda and colonialism or whatever)
Refn is already synonymous with kino is that term is redundant. I don't think he could make a film that wasn't great art even if he tried.
>Joel is only back as a producer.
>No Mike, Frank, Bridget, Mary, Kevin, Josh, Trace, Bill, Paul, or Jim.
>Crow is preformed by a stand up comedian
>Tom is preformed by a black guy.
>Gypsy may not be coming back.
>Completely revamped cast.
Holy shit, it's going to suck, /tv/
>felicia day
>>70068477
>Paton Oswald.
>>70068402
What tipped you off?
Real MST3K died when Trace left. It was on life support after Frank left, because he knew how to perfectly pick a riffable movie.
Also, Josh? If you're reading this? Nobody ever misses you.
Here are 20 movies on my watch list
I have not see these moviesdont hurt me
Where do i start
>>70068373
Man this is some trash ass bait my nigga
>>70068373
Skip the whole bottom row, Spotlight, Reservoir Dogs, Silver Linings Playbook, and 12 Years A Slave
>>70068438
me on left
So this is "avant garde" huh?
I like it
Do you know what avant garde means?
Brule is parody, it's riffing off of daytime TV stuff. Parodies CANNOT be avant garde because they're inherently derivative.
>>70068354
The plane episode is my favorite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfL_PwWdNGU
Can we please have a Tarantino thread /tv/
This was so good, I always heard Channing Tatum was the worst part but I reckon he did a good job.
uno farto @ 3:17
His brain collapsed after Jackie brown
>telekinetic and brain control powers
>supposedly attractive female
>scared of her own powers
>nasty overpowered once she lets loose
They really ripped her off Elizabeth Olsen's character from the Age of Ultron and Civil War, didn't they?
>>70068325
>not knowing they're in the same universe in the comics
Buddy...
>>70068325
literally any non-villainous character with telekinesis ever
also theyre based on comicshit anyway
>receding hairline as 20yo woman
British genes claim another victim.I still think she's hot.
:^)
>>70068319
I didn't realize how problematic this movie was until I watched it last year.
>>70068448
The funny thing is the artist who drew this probably wasn't even around in the 90s.
I don't get it. Why couldn't Jo get a job as an escort if she liked boning THAT much?
Because then it would just be a movie about some hooker
>>70068259
I don't think there was a point, I think the director was just obsessed with that actress and wanted to see her do as much sex shit as he could. Like the Brown Bunny.
Because then she wouldn't be a strong independent woman.
American Dad is STILL the best animated show on TV7
The last episode was great
THIS
>>70068152
>3:30 in the afternoon. I should be doin' mah homework inside mah own rooooom
Co oo oooom fy
>>70068713
They did a trapped in the closet joke? Don't they know South Park did that like a decade ago?
Any inside scoop on how this is coming along? I can't fucking wait.
>>70068113
Everyone stopped caring after they saw the replacments
>>70068113
The new host fucking killed it on @midnight
So did Wil Wheaton. Maybe they can make a spot for him in the new MST3K?
>>70068393
>The new host fucking killed it on @midnight
Maybe this is bait.
>So did Wil Wheaton. Maybe they can make a spot for him in the new MST3K?
This is definitely fucking bait. No one likes Wil.
Next time be more subtle.
>that good feel when you realize /co/ /v/ /pol/ and reddit have completely taken over /tv/
>>70068036
>Image.jpg
You forgot your fellow phonefags, you fag.
>>70068328
kill yourself autist
Thats not a good feel all we get are:
Cuckold threads from /pol/
Vidya Kino from /v/
Fucking comic book shit from /co/
and /got/ shit from reddit
Where the waifu threads my niggs thats all i want
I looked for you on the airport tarmac.
>>70068022
I understood that reference
>>70068157
thanks. hopefully the thread kicks off soon.
Civil war was shit