>"finally, after all these years, I have become 12 Years A Slave"
lol, seriously?
>>70303791
>lets try to be civil, Captain America, civil. War is just on the horizon.
Fucking hell
>jews pissed because of the slight violence in Passion giving them a bad name
>hour long of whites being the bad guys is perfectly normal
>im going to kill you Eli, and when I do there will be blood all over my bowling alley
stopped watching right there. jesus christ
>"This is a rebellion, isn't it? I rebel"
Please kill me
>"This is a disco, isn't it? I disc"
>>70303722
>actual line
holy shit, they probably thought that was golden enough to put in the trailer
the rest of the dialogue must be atrocious
>>70303872
>"..."
>"..."
>"..."
>"Yes, sir"
What was the better JJ reboot? Star Trek 09 or TFA?
TFA, obviously
Star Trek was a travesty
They're both shit
Well considering Star Wars is just fantasy movies for children, Star Wars, obviously. I mean come on.
Trek on the other hand demands a higher standard of intellectualism to do right, which JJ completely failed to reach. Not that the previous movies were any good either. Trek movies were always by and large pretty shit compared to their respective series but that still doesn't excuse not even trying.
This is, without a doubt, the worst board I've ever heard of.
>>70303401
But you have heard of it.
>>70303477
Came to say this.
It doesn't count if you phonepost you samefagging faggot
>my moms faorite actors are denzel washington and will smith
does that make your mom's husband jealous?
>>70303392
kek
What made X-Men 2 so great?
>>70303227
Huge Acktman
>>70303227
>The Nightcrawler White House Scene
>The Wolverine X-Mansion Scene
>Overall rapport between Xavier and Charles.
>Mystique wasn't an annoying ugly whore.
And that's just off the top of my head.
>>70303258
>brian cox being evil in a position of high authority
>"no charles! get out of my mind charles!" scene
>wolverine vs lady deathstrike
>based colossus and shadowcat cameos
other than that, pretty mediocre
>pyro and iceman dick measuring contest
>rogue does nothing
>honey, have you tried NOT being a mutant?
Ok we've all seen force awakens by now, and have probably figured out that Disney is taking stuff from the expanded universe and reshaping it to fit into movie canon, ex. Kylo Ren is adapted from Anakin Solo and Ben Skywalker.
My theory is that Finn is the movie adaption of Kyle Katarn. Kyle Katarn was an imperial stormtrooper who defected and eventually became a Jedi. We've seen in the movie that Finn was a stormtrooper who defected and has shown signs of becoming a Jedi.
What say you?
>tfw haven't seen it
>nor deadpool, captain america, or ironman 3
>but i did see batman v superman
can't touch this
boom da da doom, ba doop, ba doom
MY MY MY MY MUSIC HIT ME
SO HARD
MAKES ME SAY
OH MY LORD
>>70303109
>I saw batman v superman
I feel so sorry for you
>>70303076
KK wasn't a faggot nigger
You have 30 seconds to invent JUST ONE QUIP that is worthy of a Marvel film. I'll even let you make up the situation and it can be as implausible as you want (i.e. would never appear in a movie) but it has to be Avengers characters talking to each other.
(farts)
'For you'
>hero and villain fighting in the sea
>giant whale eats villain up
>"WHALE, I GUESS WE WON'T BE SEEING HIM ANYMORE"
I'll start with an easy one.
>>70302940
I'm waiting OP, I don't see anything.
>>70302940
Please explain yourself.
movie when?
Hopefully never. And I mean that in the best way possible.
If she wanted to do Cyberpunk why ruin an anime when she would have been perfect as Molly Millions
>>70302856
will be VRshit this generation's capeshit?
Why this character suck ?
>>70302776
he's fucking ugly
HOLD DA DOOR, I TOLD YA NIGGA
bran is ashole. Y niteman hat?
DUDE
NECKBEARD
FUCK MY WIFE
>>70302707
Hahahha you say "DUDE WEED LMAO" because he makes jokes about weed and you are using irony to make fun of him!
very smart!
I officially don't understand Rottentomatoes.
Saw Warcraft yesterday, it was a completely fine movie. Lazy editing, some cheesy dialogue etc. but 22%? Compared to those flicks?
>>70302634
nobody believes the disney paying cw critics bullshit, but there MUST be something these people saw on those shitty, lame movies that you and i are simply unable to appreciate.
LUL
more than tomatoes, the core of the matter lies on human nature itself.
why doesn't Hollywood reboot HE-Man ?
>>70302414
Because of feminism. Probably the only brand where you can't turn the protagonist into a female.
Also, no one actually likes he man, they just pretend they do because of le ebin nostalgia.
>>70302414
It's the current year, anon. The only way he's getting a reboot is if they title it Toxic Masculinity-Man.
>He-Man is the patriarchy
>A genderbent Skeletor is the hero
>the plot revolves around mansplaining and bone-positivity
He-man has been a man for long enough! How about He-woman?
>Watch this with girl
>"Why don't they just lay down and pretend they're dead"
women simply don't understand war
>Oh cool its a thread about The Pacific, a great war series that I don't see getting posted much on here
>Oh, its just used as an excuse for more "hur women are stupid' shitposting.
fuck /tv/
>>70302358
not a bad tactic.
probably somthing id do if I was the last guy alive
>play dead
>draw them all in
>start throwing as many grenades as I can.
only real situation it would work, if you and maybe one other guy were the last ones left, and you either wanted to attempt to sneak away or draw them in closer for easier kills.
any more than 2 people trying this and youd die, doing anything other than I said would also result in death.
