it this the best flick of the year so far?
you mean kino
>>70297025
DUDE PENIS JOKES LMAO
Yeah, fight scenes are too good
If Lang's mass remains the same (and therefore his weight), how is he able to mount an ant without crashing it?
>>70296955
>mount an ant
>>70296955
>Applying logic to a film with a shrink ray in it
BECAUSE PYM PARTICLES BITCH
>that's a 50$ dollar bill all day
>100,000 thousand shares of Enron
Oh yeah, that's 70 dollar bill all day
>>70296776
You still sore about them 50 bucks?
>>70296776
CHECK THIS OUT BRANDO
Is their any show that is True Detective tier? I have yet to find something remotely close.
>inb4 s2
Yea, I know.
>>70296706
>inb4 s2
are you implying its bad and in that case implying you are a pleb?
also fargo is close I guess and watch the movie Prisoners
>>70296827
Second opinion here, fuck Prisoners. TD season 1 is one of the greates things I've seen, but I couldn't stand Prisoners.
If anything, watch Eyes Wide Shut
>>70296863
Eyes Wide Shut is my shit, alot of people hate it though.
Good lord this is so contrived. I wonder how much they paid him
>>70296680
Probably a ham sandwhich, and a gift card to subway. Seriously what the fuck has this guy been up to, lately?
>>70296680
>Americans are Freddy fucks that can be bought off and paid for
What. A. Fucking. Surprise.
In Canada, none of this shit would fly, because the people here are much better and less greedy than yours.
Lol, fuck America.
jfc is everything a conspiracy to you idiots?
I'll start.
>>70296636
How did they mess up the sequel so badly? First one is a perfect 10/10, this one was a generous 5/10
>>70296650
Because they were knowingly making a bad sequel to a semi-unintentionally bad movie. This is why I was never interested in the sequel in the first place. I'm sure they shoehorned a "I'm tellin you motherfuckers" line in there somewhere.
>>70296843
I feel they told actors to do bad takes. I love shitty movies. This was food fight level
you stole my story
>>70296517
>eats dead whore
>>70296517
The only Johnny Depp movie I liked.
Fuck, what a good movie. Turturro can play a fucking menacing Amish guy, who'd have thought? Ending was ten times better than the short story, too.
ITT: Times the critics were wrong
>>70296514
Would you be so kind to tell us the moral of this film?
>>70296514
They are so massively wrong about this movie it's laughable. It isn't a masterpiece but to say it's absolute shit is just as retarded. When you go through an entire review where they can't even be objective enough to say one positive fucking thing about the movie it's clear they're biased and have an agenda. User reviews have been the complete opposite and most have enjoyed it.
Objectively it's more around the 6~8/10 range.
>>70296514
>>70299444
ITT: mad as fuck shills.
Did Dick cuck Maddox? Will Tuesdays ever be good again?
Nothing Maddox does will ever be good again.
>>70296547
>looking forward to podcast network
>Dick will not be involved
>the flagship show will not be involved
This is going to tank so hard and I couldn't be happier
>>70296691
From what I've seen on Reddit people have pretty much completely turned against him for now but I hope they don't let him get away with this shit. I hope he crashes and burns.
What's your favorite Johnny Depp movie?
>>70296251
The one where he is purpetually high/drunk from 2014 to today and makes an ass of himself in public.
http://vimeo.com/108153873
This scene from one of his autobiography.
>>70296251
The one where he beats Amber within an inch of her life
nth for shireen
BURN THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!
>>70296239
First for Jonsa
What did /tv/ think about this movie?
Better or worse than the first one?
>>70296164
Worse. The first one was a good, fun, fantasy-portrayal of English football violence.
The second one was a sequel in title only.
>>70296164
>they made a fucking sequel
The unbridled, cosmic madmen.
>>70296325
>a fucking sequel
Try 2
Hey there /tv. Why don't you have a seat?
You're not my real dad
I report pedoshit all the time Chris fuck you
>>70296749
>image.jpg
>redditfrog user
it checks out
Will True Detective ever be as good as Season 1?
I mean, holy fuck. Season 1 was a godamn masterpiece, son. The surrealism and lovecraftian-vibe from the Carcosa cult and "The Yellow King" mixed in with the decades time jumping spent hunting that fucker was awesome. Even if it was just some fat fucking hillbilly, that last fight scene was some scary shit.
Season 2 was aight, but still lacked that horror of an insane cult murdering across decades with the help of a powerful family tree.
pls based detective, show us the way
Season 1 was good but became so fucking overrated. People were putting it up there with Breaking Bad and The Wire but it doesn't belong there.
>>70295882
It was cancelled.
>>70295988
>breaking bad
Kill yourself reddit
>Watch Gilmore Girls
>Rory becomes interested in a guy in the first episode
No one likes a show where the female main character has a love interest. Why the fuck no one understands this.
Fuck.
At least I can cross this piece of shit out of my list.
>>70295791
Maybe you should think for a second and realize that she's 15-17 yo and 80% hormones.
wtf is Gilmore girls?
>Watch Gilmore Girls
>They don't show Rory in a skimpy pair of panties