Could this be the modern day This Is Spinal Tap?
>>70292651
no.
I hope it's like hot rod
>>70292651
Nope
More like walk hard, im looking forward to it actually
How can you people defend this?
There is so many problems with this movie. The main being that this should have been Episode 8. Episode 7 should have began with Leia and Han dropping Kylo at Luke's Jedi Temple as then it would have explained how Kylo got to know Snoke and how he turned to the dark side.
We would have then seen a great violent battle as he kills all Luke's Jedi, battles with Luke before Luke does a Yoda and exiles himself - Poetry with what happens to Yoda in Episode 3.
Meanwhile - the story would focus on Han and Leia working together as they uncover secrets of a group of surviving Empire who are beginning to build a giant weapon (the Starkiller base). Han and Chewy try to track down this group in the falcon but lose them. This explains how Leia and Han break up.
Some more information will be explained with how these surviving Empire troops were able to command a fleet and how they got to know about Snoke.
THEN Episode 8 will begin: The Force Awakens... or JJ could have made the story a 3 hour epic and the first 40 minutes will be Luke, the temple until it flashes to present (but of course Disney hate doing anything original as they rely only on nostalgia and copy the tone of the OT).
BUT NOPE: Disney had to go and entirely fuck up the story; as Episode 7 makes no sense with so many plotholes to the viewer.
>>70292400
>so many plotholes
Name 3
>>70292400
waaa waaa why don't they make it the way I want it? waaaaaaa
Has anyone else watched it?
Pretty gud tbdesu.
>>70292372
why?
it's Charlie Kaufman's best film, and one of Philip Seymour Hoffman's best performances.
>>70292372
DELETE THIS
>Movie about slavery
>White people are the bad guys
Yeah the niggers are the bad guys, they force the naive white people to enslave them
>>>/pol/
>movie about WW2
>Hitler is the villain
It's for sale on amazon and ebay, both trusted regulated sights. But it features a naked 12 year old. Is it protected by obscenity rights and muh arts or not then? People around here would wig and ban you for posting a still.
>>70292261
Also, there are really some movies whose mere discussion is banned on /tv/?
>>70292261
Of course its legal. Nudity isn't illegal by definition, lol. It's not porn.
>>70292384
so, what's that "legal" definition of porn?
A jury in L.A. found him guilty of shooting and killing April Jace in 2014. During the trial, the jury heard a transcript of Michael's interview with police ... where he said he only intended to shoot her in the leg while they were arguing about a divorce.
>>70292250
>he a good boi
>he turnin' his life around
>he only funnin' around and dindu nuffin he only accidently in her leg
JULIAN DID NOTHING WRONG
>>70292250
>/pol9k/ has to side with a black or a woman
L.M.A.O.T.B.H.
>Rapper Snoop Dogg blasted a new remake of the 1977 “Roots” miniseries and urged his social media following to boycott the series in an expletive-laced video posted to Instagram.
>“I’m sick of this shit. How the fuck are they going to put ‘Roots’ on on Memorial Day?” he said. “They going to just keep beating that shit into our heads about how they did us, huh?”
>Snoop Dogg said that Hollywood films about African-Americans “keep showing the abuse we took hundreds and hundreds of years ago” and ignore their accomplishments in today’s society.
>“When you all going to make a series about the success that black folks is having?” he asked. “The only success we have is ‘Roots’ and ’12 Years a Slave’ and shit like that, huh?”
>“I ain’t watching that shit, and I advise you motherfuckers as real niggers like myself; fuck them television shows,” Snoop said. “Let’s create our own shit based on today, how we live and how we inspire people today. Black is what’s real. Fuck that old shit.”
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/snoop-dogg-asks-fans-boycott-898225
Is he right?
>>70292231
Shut up nigger
>>70292231
He's right that wallowing in the miseries of the past is pointless. All it does is breed resentment in the present.
this nigga just made Meet the Blacks and now he's criticizing Roots for not trying to tackle today's issues blacks gotta deal with
funny as fuck because even if a black person made a movie about what blacks gotta deal with today it'll be 100% grievances with white people and none of the bullshit they do unto themselves which is 99% of their problems
Why was Monk so much better than Psych?
>>70292153
Nobody wants to watch an hour of smartass
Did they actually crossover?
Psych is the patrician's choice
Monk, while fun, was a poor man's columbo
Is Tyson's Cosmos better than Sagan's?
>>70292089
Fuck you, NO.
absolutely not. Carl Sagan could have been the voice over for literally anything and make it better than it is now.
Movie posters thread.
This one is cool, I just moved into my first apartment with my gf of 3 years after living in a college dorm through college, I'm printing this out and hanging this on my wall.
>It's that Futurama episode that pretends Beastie Boys and Beck are worth listening to
both have pretty solid discographies
doesn't mean you have to like them
>>70291926
>it's that American Dad episode where Haley gets Stan into My Morning Jacket
>>70291926
that episode has one of my favorite futurama jokes ever tho
What's the absolute BEST South Park Episode?
all of last season
Woodland Critter Christmas
>>70291981
lmao no
>>70291902
Impossible to give a reasonable object answer
I can tell you my favorite is Casa Bonita, and that it probably deserves to be top 10, but the absolute best probably not
I think if pressed most people would say Scott Tenormen Must Die
>The goal of the reshoots will be to lighten the mood, bring some levity into the story and restore a sense of fun
>Yes, there will be more shooting for ROGUE ONE. The first cut was pretty serious. The new stuff to inject fun
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS LADS.
QUIPS
WE NEED QUIPS
>>70291856
Disney's Suicide Squad.
>>70291856
>we want the deadpool audience
>I'm willing to offer you $200,000 for 30% on the condition that you come to my birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese this weekend and call me once a week to ask how I'm doing
>>70291834
>Get a load of this guy. I'll give you what Robert's offering, plus I'll throw in Mav's tickets.
I don't think either offer is good enough for a stake in the next Olympic sport, BULLETBALL!
>>70291834
>I'll put up the $80K you are asking for 15% of your business - 10% more than your ask - if you'll make eye contact with me for 4 seconds
1984 Dune is one of my favorite movies of all time and I read all six of Herbert's Dune books.
>>70291831
>I read all six of Herbert's Dune books
Remember when you thought they'd start to get better sooner or later, and they didn't?
>>70291899
They were still collectively better than everything that Brian did, and they still more or less discussed ecology, which was my favorite part of the series to begin with.
I just really love the movie aside from all the faults. I feel like the Baron's chamber is all green because they forgot to touch it up in post. I mean that's a glaring fucking fault but I'm still 100% fanboy over it, I don't know why.
>>70292043
>Baron's chamber is all green because they forgot to touch it up in post
dafuq are you on about?
also, have you seen the alternative version? it's awesome
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