This would have been a pretty decent kino if not for all that shitty CG. Some good jokes and some good chemistry and absolutely no social justice messages.
8/10 (It would have been a 7/10 if not for the tits.)
Agreed. It's definitely comfy kino though
What's up, OP?
The shilling for this movie is out of control
How could something this silly make so much money?
Morons, OP. Morons as far as the eye can see.
>>70766925
>>70766821
butthurt haters
>>70766821
YEAH BRO DREDD WAS EPIC
Worth watching?
>>70766723
I enjoyed it but my opinion is biased as I love all Asian martial arts flicks and I was on shrooms.
>>70766723
It's great.
Yeah, it's pretty good, worth a watch.
I mean, it's Donnie Yen. Why the fuck not?
going on a 12 hour flight. what movies should I watch while waiting?
>>70766552
Watchmen Directors cut.
>>70766552
TDKR plane scene on a loop
All 10 hours of The Human Condition trilogy
I WILL MEET AMANDA, PLEASE
>>70766350
This show is directed at kids, yet kids don't understand what being a "fanboy" is. I always thought this nerdy fangirl was Amanda's dorky sister as a kid.
>>70766856
i never understood this character either. and I was 25 when I watched it.
So this show is basically The Big Bang Theory of the 90s.
Half the jokes are 'lol look at how nerdy they are'
>>70766332
Replace nerdy with sophisticated and yeah.
But making fun of sophisticated isn't pandering le ebin nerdz. So it's very funny.
>>70766332
>OP doesn't have tickets to the Opera
>OP doesn't have a bottle of Sherry at the ready
>OP doesn't have a certain je ne sais quoi
So, The Simpsons is still very popular here in Brazil. What about USA and the other countries?
I dont know
they look like they need some bullets
I don't know a soul who watches this show but I mean I imagine it has to be popular still, I think a main voice actor would have to die before the show does
Actual GoT spoilers for the end on season:
No Dorne until Episode 10.
A battle at Riverrun. Blackfish is presumed dead. Brienne just about escapes.
Tommen jumps from a window and dies.
Jon doesn't kill Ramsay straight away, he begins to beat him mercilessly until Sansa shows up and he's put in a cell(?) or something. He's later mauled by dogs in Episode 10. Unknown whether it's his hounds or Ghost that does it.
Cersei uses wildfire to burn the Sept. Many people die, including several Tyrells. It's a "Red Wedding-style" event.
Tormund kills Smalljon Umber. Just before, Umber is egging on his army by shouting 'Who owns the North?!'.
Unsure what happens to Wun Wun. One of the leaks says he gets an arrow to the eye and dies when he storms into Winterfell with Jon, the other said he survives.
Ian McShane plays the Hound's mentor. He and the rest of their group are killed by the Brotherhood without Banners. The Hound takes his revenge out on the BwB.
Rickon dies by Ramsay's arrows. He lets him run to Jon but he fires one that hits him. He dies in Jon's arms.
Jon becomes King in the North. The Mormonts(?) say they don't care that he's a bastard.
In Episode 10, we see Lyanna and a baby in the Tower of Joy. She whispers something we don't hear. It then cuts to Jon.
No Cleganebowl this season.
The Mountain kills Septa Unella.
Everyone has to read.
>>70766199
What about our favorite Mother of Burgers?
>>70766199
>A battle at Riverrun. Blackfish is presumed dead.
Wrong, no battle, he's literally the only one who fights, and we don't even see his death.
>Ian McShane plays the Hound's mentor. He and the rest of their group are killed by the Brotherhood without Banners. The Hound takes his revenge out on the BwB.
Kinda wrong, they were rogue from BnB. Hound later joins them on their journey north.
>The Mountain kills Septa Unella.
I REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS.
Should i watch this bros?
>>70765823
u stupid faggot, u mean u havent already?
>>70765823
shit yeah my nigga. dont watch the English dubbed version though unless you're a faggot.
>>70765849
fuck no . i watched the first 10 minutes of oldboy in english dub and i almost got cancer
>A short sketch's worth of jokes stretched into a full-length feature.
What did they mean by this?
Why there was never a sequel.
Why this style died off entirely
Why hollywood only does blue and orange comic book movies based off of bourne.
THATS ALOTTA NUTS!
call me betty.
what is the best western film ever created?
>>70765734
Rio Bravo
or
High Noon
>>70765734
pic related or once upon a time in the west
>>70765945
good choices, but I don't think they are top tier
>>70765999
Trips confirm
Pure capekino
>>70765551
I'm glad it ended after the bank robbery, anymore would've ruined it.
???
I liked this movie despite how rushed and bizarre half of the movie felt
Would it have been capekino, /tv/?
>Peter Parker is an introverted teenager who lives with his Uncle Ben and Aunt May in New York City, and is partnered with his popular classmate and longtime crush, Mary-Jane Watson, for a Biology assignment. Shortly afterwards, he attends a seminar at Empire State University, where is bitten by a radioactive spider and develops spider-like abilities.
>Due to his newfound confidence, Peter befriends Mary-Jane, infuriating her abusive boyfriend Nathan "Flash" McCreery. Peter ambushes Flash after Flash slaps Mary-Jane and assaults him. Peter then begins using his powers to become a street performer and attracts the attention of a scout, who books him a series of gigs in late night talk shows. Peter crafts a costume and adopts the identity of "Spider-Man". Fearful that the population might reject him should they learn he is a mutant, Peter builds webshooters and lies that his organic webbing is an artificial compound of his own design.
>Spider-Man's growing popularity attracts the attention of wealthy businessman Carlton Strand. Once a petty thief in New Mexico, Strand was struck by lightning while evading the police through an experimental generator, that afforded him electromagnetic powers which he used to manipulate the stock market, building a telecommunications empire. Strand believes himself and others like him to be the next step of evolution and the rightful rulers of the world, and seeks to recruit Spider-Man to his side.
>Spider-Man is approached by Strand's mistress, Cordelia, leading to a brief altercation with Strand's enforcer, Boyd, an ex-soldier whose DNA was spliced with sand particles during a failed bilocation experiment.
>Peter's manager refuses to pay Peter his dues, and Peter retaliates by standing aside when the manager is robbed by a man with a cobra tattoo on his arm shortly afterwards. Outside, Peter finds out Uncle Ben has been shot dead by a carjacker, and chases the man to an abandoned factory, where he learns it is the same criminal he let escape. Peter surrenders him to the authorities, but they attempt to arrest him as well, and he's branded a criminal after being forced to fight them off in order to escape.
>Peter attends a meeting with Strand, who offers Peter unlimited wealth and power in exchange for his allegiance. Peter refuses upon learning of Strand's supremacist views, and escapes after a brief confrontation with Strand and Boyd. Strand then bribes network television director J. Jonah Jameson to run a smear campaign against Spider-Man and has him framed for a series of crimes to force Peter into joining him. Peter decides to honor Uncle Ben's teachings that "with great power comes great responsability" and becomes a vigilante, earning the public's admiration despite police prosecution. Aunt May faces financial difficulties in the wake of Uncle Ben's death, leading Peter to doubt his decisions. He ends up rescuing Mary-Jane from a group of hoodlums, after which she develops a crush on him and defends him on television.
>Spider-Man visits Mary-Jane one day and takes her atop the Brooklyn Bridge, where they have sex. Strand finds out about them and kidnaps Mary-Jane, framing Spider-Man for it. Spider-Man goes to Strand's penthouse to rescue her, only to find Cordelia dead, a crime for which he is also framed, and a message to meet Strand atop the World Trade Center. He is then ambushed by the police, but manages to evade them.
>Arriving at the Twin Towers, Spider-Man confronts Strand and Boyd, who are holding Mary-Jane hostage. Strand exposes Peter's true nature to Mary-Jane, who appears shocked. He once again attempts to bring Peter to his side, offering him $100 million, but Peter refuses. Infuriated, Strand tortures Mary-Jane while Boyd overpowers Spider-Man, but Peter manages to escape and rescue her before confronting Strand and Boyd.
>Spider-Man fights Strand and Boyd across the Twin Towers, and manages to place Boyd in the path of one of Strand's lightning bolts, turning him into glass. Strand summons a massive lightning strike, but Peter manages to evade the destruction and tackle Strand out of the roof. As they both fall, Spider-Man grabs ahold of a nearby girder, while Strand falls to his death. Spider-Man then reunites with Mary-Jane, who professes her love for him, and showers Strand's $100 million onto the population below.
>In the aftermath, Peter and Mary-Jane get an A on their Biology assignment, and Peter confides his secret identity to her. They develop a relationship, and Mary-Jane is eventually accepted into a prestigious medicine school, while Peter pursues a career in science while continuing his crimefighting activities as Spider-Man.
It's certainly different
a very crude watercolour painting of a man in a bishop's hat
>>70765079
Is not /tv/.
Is this a new alan resnick show?
It's a wig!
ITT: Misguided vanity projects
dis
>from the guys that brought you
that should tell you everything
