>he doesn't have a doctorate in Film Studies
>he thinks he is qualified to talk about and critique films on an artistic level
I'm qualified on an autistic level
Does/has anyone here actually studied film in a university setting?
>paperbabby
if i ever got a degree in anything film related i sincerely hope someone would fucking shoot me.
if you need a piece of paper for an artistic medium (as a filmmaker or reviewer/failed filmmaker) you are either a colossal retard or have literally no talent. usually both.
4/10, replied
Vince Gilligan becomes the showrunner, executive producer and chief writer of GoT rather than D&D. How much does the quality of the show improve?
>>70770274
it would, but i'm busy right now and don't want to explain the ways
It doesn't because the source material is complete and utter garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_GiCz7nPsU
It becomes complete shit.
IN A WORLD
WHERE DC MAKES GOOD MOVIES
>>70770232
RAVISHED BY WAR
>>70770232
It was Don La Fontaine or something that did a bunch of these, right?
Hasn't he been dead for a decade?
What happened to those cunt twins?
killed and eaten by the coven, most likely
>>70769700
d-did thomasin eat them too?
>>70769954
in for a penny
*80s synths, cars honking*
>LOOKING OUT A DIRTY OLD WINDOW
>DOWN BELOW THE CARS IN THE CITY GO RUSHING BY
*honk honk*
>I SIT HERE A-LONE AND I WONDER WHYYYYY
*cymbals screech*
*drum n bass kick in*
>>70769416
Never seen it, but as a kid I just thought it looked like a Dexter's lab ripoff with shitty CG.
>>70769493
It was.
I still liked the movie.
The original guitarist for Man or Astroman? made the GOAT theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nws6lKnLpCw
get out
what are you gonna do, ban me?
When will he go back to playing Kelso-types? That's the only thing he does well.
Daily reminder that Seth Rogan starred in the one that you were supposed to take seriously
R-rated Bioshock film when?
Deadpool was R-Rated and made money, anything's possible now
>>70768941
libertarians trying to build their own paradise somewhere is is a little nuts
>>70768941
literally who?
>>70768941
Never.
Just got out of the theater. This movie is fucking great. Good ole fashion popcorn flick. Don't believe the meme. Everyone loves to hate shit now, it's just the cool thing to do.
>>70768849
Can't we just keep this shit to one fucking thread?
>>70768849
Fuck off, shill.
>>70768849
i want to have sex with that
How is it?
>>70768539
It's good
>>70768539
Hard to understand at times
>Abbey Lee
Fucking DROPPED
What was the /tv/ consensus on the latest episode of Top Gear?
>>70768467
I didn't watch it but it was awful
>>70768467
Dog shit, Chris Evans should an hero. Only good parts were with Harris. Haven't watched the episode yet.
>>70768534
same
I have to agree
Four Lions was fucking hilarious. Anything island has given cinema and television?
>>70768347
They have, but most were box-office bombs.
I live in a muslim majority country and it genuinely hurts me to see western liberals actually welcome and praise islam. Islam really is toxic and savage at its core. None of those people would be OK with its existence if it wasn't foreign to them.
>>70768347
>it's a fake tweet
but constantly apologizing for islam seems like a sisyphus-tier job
Can we talk about kinos addressing dominate states?
Texas is the goat
Texas fucking blows
California isn't much better
>>70768393
>the two must productive states blow
Fly over state detected
Or Jew York
Which is it lad?
The big five have released trailers for most of their 2016 fall pilot line-up.
What will be hype and what will be tripe?
ABC - COMEDY
DOWNWARD DOG
>The trials and tribulations of a young woman, Nam (Allison Tolman), attempting to navigate the professional world and dating scene, with narrations provided by her dog, who has his own "confession cam".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3_bDWTTLWc
AMERICAN HOUSEWIFE
>Strong-willed single mother Katie (Katy Mixon) moves with her dysfunctional family to the upscale community of Westport, where her no-nonsense attitute and unorthodox parenting clashes with the uppitiness and perfectionist nature of her neighbors,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9JRoZsnINw
SPEECHLESS
>The lives of an average middle-class family which finds endearingly unorthodox solutions for the challenges of raising a special needs child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u55WK6AbaM
IMAGINARY MARY
>Alice (Jenna Elfman) meets the man of her dreams, Ben (Stephen Schneider), a divorced father of three at odds with his ex-wife. The stress of maintaining the relationship triggers the ressurgence of her foul-mouthed, troublemaking childhood imaginary friend Mary (voiced by Rachel Dratch).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15vywGIjvPk
ABC - DRAMA
CONVICTION
>Hayes Morrison (Hayley Atwell), daughter of the former President of the United States, is forced to become the leader of the newly-assembled Conviction Integrity Unit, leading a group of detectives and lawyers in investigating cases of wrongful conviction in Los Angeles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJqg6J4JeLg
DESIGNATED SURVIVOR
>Low-level cabinet member Tom Kirkman (Kiefer Sutherland) unexpectedly becomes the new President of the United States after his superiors are killed, and struggles to balance the demands of his new position with an unraveling conspiracy in the hallways of power in Washington, D.C.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_f1v0Nx5Sw
NOTORIOUS
>Criminal defense attorney Jake Gregorian (Daniel Sunjata) and network television producer Julia George (Piper Perabo) joins forces to control the media, the justice system, and ultimately each other.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZBP6wb3xmI
STILL STARCROSSED
>Following the tragic deaths of Romeo and Juliet, their cousins, Benvolio (Wade Briggs) and Rosaline (Lashana Lynch), are forced into marriage to subside the conflict between the Montagues and the Capulets, but unlike their relatives, they have nothing but contempt for one another, matters further complicated by Rosaline's love affair with nobleman Prince Escalus (Sterling Sulieman).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o3Li_K3v2M
TIME AFTER TIME
>In the 19th century, inventor H.G. Wells (Freddie Stroma) creates a time machine, which his friend, John Stevenson (Joshua Bowman), who secretly operates as the notorious serial killer "Jack, The Ripper", uses to journey toi the 21st century to continue his murder spree on a world that he believes revels in the violence he generates. Blaming himself for the evil wrought by Stevenson, Wells pursues him to modern times, where they develop an intense rivalry leading to a centuries-spanning game of cat-and-mouse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN4C4Ar5BLo
CBS - COMEDY
THE GREAT INDOORS
>Adventure reporter Jack Gordon (Joel McHale) struggles to lead a group of millenials in the digital department of a magazine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4ICgjMBuaA
MAN WITH A PLAN
>Contractor Matt (Matt LeBlanc) learns that raising his kids is more challenging than expected when his wife goes back to work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJwPOAnvp7g
KEVIN CAN WAIT
>A newly-retired police officer, Kevin (Kevin James), learns he's facing more challenges at home than he ever did on the streets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGaIvCLm9pE
Comfy citizen kane discussion.
ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH
>>70767453
What is "The one flaw in Citizen Kane"?
I'll take "Paul Masson" for $400.
The old Welles meme is played out honestly, most kids here know him only for that like Crying Jordan instead of Michael the champion.
Has anyone else watched this?
I found it mildly amusing and sometimes depressing, 7/10
No. No one else has watched that. It was made exclusivelyfor you, after all.
the feels are extremely overrated and very cliche
but the jokes are very funny
it's a lousy "dramedy" but a really good sitcom
8/10
>>70767302
10/10 best Netflix original - on the shortlist for best ongoing TV series currently.
