Goblin Alchemy Edition
Discuss the viability of the Warcraft universe as a tabletop RPG setting. Have fun, don't go full autist, and keep your cool. Keep your asspain to yourself. This is not /v/ or /vg/.
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>>46917056
I want to stroke her ears and then gentlyfuck her mouth
>>46917069
goblins and gnomes are really cute
>>46917114
>You'll never have a threesome with a gnome short stack and a goblin babe
Kinda makes me wanna play WoW again.
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You are Oj One-arm, leader of the Slime Army, at war with the Empire to your east for killing your queen's sister. Recently, you took the first step of conquest against the empire by taking their strongest border villages. Now, after a day of fortification, a special strain of Slimes known as Eye Blobs have arrived from Dripour.
>Have the Eye Slimes scout the area ahead
>Have the Eye Slimes search for the lost Slime Behemoth
>Have the Eye Slimes act as sentries
>>46912352
Recover the behemoth. Our siege is pointless without it.
>>46912352
>>Have the Eye Slimes act as sentries
>>46912352
What are the stats of the Eye Slime?
>Have the eye slime sentries
If possible with the sniper cannons near by on their aim.
Gameday Standard thread: Gotta Top-8 Edition
The mat is that ugly ass card art in full rendering. First place officially doesn't fucking matter, time to bring out obnoxious T2 jank.
-u/b madness
-land destruction
-werewolves
-24 counters and some boardwipe
>playin?
>buildin?
>brewin?
>most interesting card in set?
I'm packin 20 dollars in frog this weekend. Fite me.
>>46900714
>playin
R/G werewolves or U/G delirium
>buildin
Broke ass version of LSV's deck, I have the core parts just no lili and one cryptolith rites
>brewinEDH
>most interesting card in the set
Changes from person to person
>>46900714
The mat looks great, I'm actually going to care about coming first for once.
Still building G/W tokens, should hopefully be finished in time for gameday
I either want to play Esper Demonic Pact
Mostly the same as this
http://articles.mtgcardmarket.com/wish-upon-a-starfield/
or Jund, I'm just not sure how to build it. I really want Gitrog in it though.
Netepic Armageddon is a 6mm (1:285 scale) wargame set in the Warhammer 40 000 universe.
In 2003 GW published the fourth edition of Epic, Epic Armageddon.The game relied on community feedback during development and the living rulebook was made available via GW's Fanatic website. The rules are still available for free, but not supported by GW any more. Until the promised return of the specialist games by GW, the game is developed by the fans in the form of Net Epic Armageddon.
>Where do I get the rules?
http://www.tp.net-armageddon.org/
>Where do I get those fan made minis that show up everywhere?
You post your email in Epic threads and hope that one of the recasters contact you.
>Where else can I get miniatures?
There is a lot of old epic stuff on Ebay and some manufacturers produce good proxies, like http://vanguardminiatures.co.uk/. Tacticalwargames.net, and other forums or facebook groups also do lots of trading in second hand epic minis.
>What's the game like?
Players alternate using parts of their armies called formations rather than moving and fighting with their entire force. Morale and fatigue is represented by giving “Blast Markers” to a formation when something bad happens to it, which gradually makes it less effective and stops more and more units in the formation from acting until they rally. The scale makes units with longer range weapons or high movement speed stand out more, makes manoeuvring more important and allows for the use of many units that are superheavy or above in Warhammer 40 000, such as Baneblades, fliers, knights or titans without warping the game too much.
In this anon's opinion, this is a great gamers game as well as a great hobby game. Not as clumsy or random as 40k. An elegant game... for a more civilized age.
This is what the forumware Reaver titan that you can buy from shady recasters that lurk on /tg/ looks like. The head shield is detachable and reveals the cockpit detail with the moderati and princeps, and it comes with several weapon options.
In game it's a beast like most titan weight units, but blowing up a bunch of tanks or several entire squads of infantry in a turn of shooting is not quite as terrifying when you have tons of them. Or titans of your own.
Bumping in the vain hope there's an Epic community within 2 hours of the Smoky Mountains.
6mm scale is the scale for me, especially with all the affordable third party model makers.
>>46858895
If you have anyone to play with at all, even if they don't play epic, collecting 2 armies doesn't break the bank and is a good way to introduce others to a tinier flavour of plastic crack.
I built an eldar and a space marine force when I first started and played with anyone who wanted to try.
Why aren't you exploring themes of marginalization and empathy in your games?
>>46939310
I prefer different themes, such as shared humanity in crisis situations and the brutality of nature.
>>46939310
I'm more about social contracts this week.
>>46939310
>read pdf
...
this is a game about being trans. I mean, it's actually pretty good at what it does, but it would be nice if it said so up front.
Welcome back, to a Super Tuesday (how many of these things are there, anyway?) edition of Mecha Space Pirate Quest. This is our tenth chapter, swashbucklers! As always, you are Admiral Roarke S. Starwind of the Iron Kestrels Pirate Fleet, pilot of the Knuckle Kaiser.
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Last time, you arranged a ransom for Lady Fatima Ahmad, a thorny Martian rose. You also had an emotional reunion with Red Siren, Pirate Idol, and sold her the Heart of the Sunshine in exchange for twenty-two damaged Bluegills.
Which means that it's finally time to go to Suleiman 1, and get some well-deserved revenge on the Green Skulls.
>>46930317
>twenty-two damaged Bluegills
Do we need to put in at port to fix them, or will they be automatically fixed as we go to Suleiman 1?
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First for Best Girl Sam!!
Barmaids /tg/, describe your most common interaction with them in your compaign.
>We pay them to eavesdrop on other customers because sexual advances from our wizard isn't getting anywhere.
Order food and drinkd, pay for the service as per costs listed on the menu.
>>46929871
What, no tip?
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to yet another quest thread about Warcraft. In this story, we take on the role of Anlec Falconcrest, third son of the noble Falconcrest line of Alterac who leaves home and seeks the life of a knight abroad.
After fighting in the first and second wars, he returns home to find his land in ruins and the name of Alterac a curse upon the lips of men, elves and dwarves.
Can you help Anlec come into his own as a lord?
Can you make the Eagle rise once more?
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These are the lands of alterac, fairest of all the kingdoms. Your inheritance is the town of Strahnbrad, located at the center of the royal road that passes through alterac and is the lifeblood that sustains your people. The lands to the north are your domain, and encircled on the map. It includes bountiful farmland and groves that are in good demand for building ships.
The closest fortress to you is Falcon's Rest. The ancient halls of your fathers and currently occupied by you. Further to the North lies Eagle's Perch, an Alteraci Fortress that is claimed by the Alliance forces led by the Lordaeronian general Othmar Garithos.
To the south, at tower pointe is the Garrison that was commanded by general Hath during the second war. It lies abandoned now that Stromgarde forces have withdrawn from the passses. It falls to the king, Isiden Perenolde to
nominate a new garrison commander, and is a high honor the new noble houses are jostling for.
On the other hand, you have nearly been assassinated by a shadowy group that calls itself the Syndicate. They have promised to make Alterac run red with the blood of people like you and offer it to their new masters.
>>46929686
Ya there op?
>>46929686
The brown block shows the location of Thoras Trollbane's army. Alterac has historically been the weakest of the human nations due to it's size and manpower. Right before the orcs invaded azeroth, Stromgarde had attempted to invade Alterac and were beaten back by general Hath at tower pointe.
While the restoration of Alterac is underway, Trollbane has constructed a fortified encampment right outside the borders of alterac and withdrawn his forces there. Time will tell if he will stand down or strike out once more.
You have problems of your own to deal with. The leader of the Alliance forces has been slighted by your militia's attempt to retake Falcon's Rest, and had besieged it.
What really sets you off in tabletop storytelling, /tg/?
Pic related - I can't fucking stand it when the villain is said to be some amazing military genius but actually just cheats and metagames as a cover for the GM being unable to come up with an actually coherent plan. It inevitably turns into the GM wanking about how amazing the character is when in reality his only talent is being written by the GM.
I'm not expecting GMs to become military strategists just for the sake of writing but you can at least learn enough to fake it before going on about how fucking amazing a character is at something, right?
>>46929216
OP, why are you upset about something thatisn't canon?
>>46929216
>I'm not expecting GMs to become military strategists just for the sake of writing
I don't know, that seems to be exactly what you're asking for.
>>46929428
You can read an article or two on the basics of military strategy without signing up at West Point.
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>>46915589
What race/monster from previous editions would you most like to see return in an Unearthed Arcana/ new player's handbook?
What are the best/worst sorcerer cantrips?
>>46929302
If you don't have Prestidigitation, you're doing it wrong.
My set of Tarokka cards arrived. They are of quite good quality and well worth the 10 AUD
Your party has just run into General Grevious, and he doesn't look happy. How fucked is your party?
>>46926221
I and the 299 Guardsmen in my squad flash-vaporize him with our STRONK flashlights. For the Emperor, of course
Rolled 4 (1d20)
>worst jobber in the universe
Rolling to restrain my laughter as he villainously flees the battlefield
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>46926221
Rolling to seduce him.
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>>46908854
>>46923370
I. Love. Time. Travel. Especially with Stable Time Loops, so you can watch as the characters go through the same thing, but you can see from the different perspective of the different versions who are engineering the whole situation.
>>46924103
Leave old drama in the old thread, damnit.
With regards to the Sburb jump, I'm wondering if the Heart Aspect might have interactions with non drop-in origins, since the aspect deals with souls and identity.
>Be Thief of Heart
>Your origins are just random people whose lives and identities you stole, but only if you like that interpretation
>Be Knight of Heart
>Can materialize previous lives to fight for you
>Be Page of Heart
>Sburb is your first jump, you're weak even by Page standards
>Get a little bit stronger with each non drop-in origin you take
>Finally reach your potential and obtain a "being every possible version of yourself at the same time" power when you get your spark
>Or maybe a weaker version of that would work for a Heir of Heart
Mechanic wise, what would be a good way to spice up non-magic combat beyond the "I attack it"?
There are so many options you need to narrow it down.
What sort of combat? Heroic? Gritty? Medieval? Modern?
What sort of 'non-magic'? Completely mundane? Sci-fi? Sufficiently advanced technology?
>>46921249
"I swing my mace at the orc's knees."
Bam, now if you hit he's probably gonna have trouble walking in addition to whatever HP loss he suffers.
>>46921249
"I use the environmental hazards to brutally insta-kill the enemy."
"I attack a weak spot in enemy's armor, making it fall apart."
"I tear the guy's arm off and use it as an improvised weapon."
"I use my pocket sand to temporarily blind the enemy."
>>46921278
Depends on the OP.
"Let's hope infantry spam isn't mindless in MK3" edition
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>>46898702
So, 4 hours until new info?
>>46898702
>Infantry spoiled this far can still one round a 'Jack on average dice
Nah
>>46899046
But the only infantry spoiled so far are....... Trenchers? Really? Two pow 11s hardly scrap jacks
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You are Sonia Reynard, Baron of Rioja. One small world among many in the House of Jerik-Dremine. From it you control the fates of a dozen others in the so called Smuggler's Run. With your new position you have the opportunity to become one of the most influential people in your House.
It is from this world that you draw your fleets and armies from. Both have seen their share of action with anti-piracy actions, the battle of Magdalena, and a follow up planetary assault. Elements are deployed elsewhere helping to strengthen your allies while others have been recalled to the capital.
As the Dominion slips deeper into civil war you and those under your command have been fighting to protect your little corner of known space. The war has returned to the DRH1 Relay as you and your allies attempt to take advantage of temporary weakness shown by House Bonrah. You don't know if this will accelerate plans of theirs and House Nasidum to invade and retake the area early in the next year. At the very least it will deny them an existing supply base for their fleet when it arrives.
Knight Captain Katherine Drake is your fleet's Wing Commander.
Uyi Rna is the General of your Army and is overseeing upgrades to your army.
Wiremu Tama is the admiral of your Fleet. His efforts are now focused on preparing your forces to repel the upcoming invasion.
Fadila Saqqaf is your leading diplomatic adviser. It's been with her help that you've been able to delegate responsibilities in the newly annexed territories.
Chide Dlam'ard, the Governor of Rioja is working with other Governors to help fortify your worlds in your absence.
Better late than never edition.
With the declaration of war against House Bonrah, Jerik-Dremine and its allies in the relay have begin an invasion of Bonrah space. Currently your forces are sweeping through the territory of Minor Houses which are finding themselves completely outmatched. For now your numerical superiority in the region is helping to ensure swift local victories against locations that are resisting.
Knights Drake and Kim are leading fleets to secure logistics bases to assist in the push into Bonrah space, meanwhile your own has pursued a fleeing enemy fleet across the border.
Unable to shake your pursuit the fleet performed a slingshot around a gas giant while their least heavily crewed ships attempted a delaying action. A wing of attack corvettes and several battlecruisers escaped but you were able to cripple a carrier, its escort, and a Medium cruiser. The crew of the Medium cruiser has surrendered but not before jettisoning their fuel stores which will add several hours to salvage efforts.
One of your assault corvette squadron leaders report in.
"Sir, a few of the remaining enemy assault corvettes are trying to reach the edge of the gravity well but we have them boxed in."
You try to think of a convincing message to sway the remaining enemy crews. Once this House is "liberated" from Bonrah's sphere of influence they're going to need as many ships and crews as possible to rebuild. You attempt to appeal to their patriotism. You can't simply annex every House you go to war with after all, as tempting as that might be.
(Along with that you try to point out that self-preservation and logic should be considered as well.)
By the time your Medium cruisers have finished stabilising the orbit of the crippled Pico class ship your squadrons report in that the remaining enemy ships have ceased fire.
>>46883731
FOR HOUSE AND DOMINION
"Signal coming in sir."
You point to your terminal to have it directed there.
"This is Captain Mevc Laudium. You seem sincere so I offer to discuss terms. We are in no position to make demands but I do have another offer. Permit the immediate relatives of my remaining pilots to retain their holdings and I can convince them to surrender our worlds more quickly."
With the true invasion of Bonrah territory yet to commence anything you could do to minimise losses to the armies of you or your allies would be helpful in the long run. On the other hand just getting their surrender here and now might provide more options for loot later on. Ransom alone could earn you some money.
[ ] Agree (with conditions)
[ ] Agree (Lie)
[ ] Promise to negotiate after their surrender
[ ] Their surrender is enough
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