You know what's a concept I NEVER hear talked about?
Vampire Paladins.
Hear me out-
I'm not trying to be original by just swapping the order of things (a GOOD succubus!).
My point instead is, is there anything, ANYTHING more Chaotic Good-sounding than hunting down, and slowly and painfully devouring bad people?
I call it the CE-CG Full Circle.
>>47290338
go watch Vampire Hunter D
/thread
>>47290338
Paladins are Lawful Good though.
>>47290338
>You know what's a concept I NEVER hear talked about?
>Contradictory elements.
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You are Nathan Bookchild, entirely too close to what's about to be a fight between an angel and a lord of the Mistlands, and you're trying to head it off because you really don't need that shit in your life.
>>47256906
"Jack promised you a soul," you point out. "There's a soul right here. A mostly unformed soul, even! How much harm could it -"
"You understand nothing, Hero," the Lord of Painted Glass interrupts, with a sad shake of his angular head. He's almost painful to look at, all color and blazing light. "Without my immortality, I am no longer fey. With a soul I may at least be mortal, if changed utterly and forever. Why should I take that unformed thing and become weak?"
"You don't know that," Lora points out evenly, still in her high guard. "Your life, your experiences, could unlock potential in that soul you did not know was there. How do you know?"
"I do not," the Lord admits. "But I will take the certainty of vengeance over the chance of escape, Aphrael."
"I really hate that name," Lora answers. |<[Die]>|
You hear the certainty in the word, the absolute command. It ripples against the Lord, whose glass flesh cracks - and then holds. Liquid light pours in, healing the superficial wounds.
"I told you," he murmurs. "You have no authority over me."
Claws of jagged, triangular glass form on his fingertips. Distantly, you hear an alarm sound.
> Get the hell out of here
> Fight at Lora's side
> Hang back and see if you can help another way
AND
> You are Lora (???)
> You are Nathan Bookchild (Valor Is Its Own Reward)
> You are Jack the Debtor (It Only Takes A Moment)
>>47257061
> Hang back and see if you can help another way
AND
> You are Lora (???)
Because this can't POSSIBLY go wrong.
>>47257061
> Hang back and see if you can help another way
> You are Jack the Debtor (It Only Takes A Moment)
I want this nigger to live. Fuck fey. Fuck the Painted faggot.
alright fa/tg/uys I'm going to bring it up, you are going to fucking hate me. But warhammer 40k is a jew scam.
I build models, I like building models. Of course war-hammer should be the game for me.....
oh wait, they charge out the ass for plastic models.
How the fuck do they get alway with this shit? Do autist even realize how much this shit should cost?
I refuse to get into warhammer based on the blatant markup. And don't tell me they are higher quality then Tamiya.
>>47295414
>But warhammer 40k is a jew scam.
Welcome to non-historical miniature wargaming. Don't look at any other company's wargaming miniatures if you don't want to have your mind blown.
Except you faggots will never complain about those companies despite the fact they charge MORE than GW.
>>47295414
Prepare to get told to get out and called a poorfag.
Everyone else just buys recasts.
Also "jew scam" nigga you cray
>>47295414
>How the fuck do they get alway with this shit? Do autist even realize how much this shit should cost?
Because the market bears the cost. Go take an economy class, poorfag.
>I refuse to get into warhammer based on the blatant markup. And don't tell me they are higher quality then Tamiya.
They're different markets, retard. That's why Bolt Action is so cheap but Infinity isn't.
If you're complaining about a $35 box of toys just kill yourself. And go take a look at some Tamiya kits that are over $60.
Evening, ladies and gents. How about those announcements and rules questions?
>>47292175
Oh shit, nice to see you again. Enjoy your complementary bump and (you).
>>47292638
Thanks for the bump! it's good to be back. Life's been pretty crazy, but I'm really gonna try to carve out time for these threads more often.
>>47292672
This thread is dead. What's your favorite dead deck?
Pathfinder General /pfg/
Daily reminder that if you don't like Path of War, you think martials should never be tier 3
Unified /pfg/ link repository:
http://pastebin.com/5F8RNubX
Old thread: >>47280805
>paladin of slaughter (CE) and or tyranny (LE) exist
>antipaladin of freedom (CG) or ?justice (LG) doesn't
Why?
>>47290980
Those variants have different names.
>>47290890
>>no fighter, monk, summoner, swashbuckler, occult classes, or vig.
Why?
>Previous Thread: >>47268187
>Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/PPptBB5u
>Latest News
http://theonyxpath.com/gencon-insider-poop-monday-meeting-notes/
The Pack is here!
>richfags
http://drivethrurpg.com/product/181760?affiliate_id=13&src=TheOnyxPath
>poorfags
http://www.mediafire.com/download/n7htcqyqk0y0acy/%5BWtF%5DThe_Pack.PDF
>Question
What Dark Eras would you like to see?
>Werewolf stealing a baby
>>47290184
Its a breeding farm!!!
>>47290153
How about a dark era around beasts where we get to fight for minority rights and that it's fine for us to be horrible monsters because other people did it to us first?
So a Dark Era set around the SJW era :D
Spidermonks edition
Official /5eg/ Mega Trove, contains all official 5e stuff:
https://mega.nz/#F!BUdBDABK!K8WbWPKh6Qi1vZSm4OI2PQ
>Pastebin with homebrew list, resources and so on:
http://pastebin.com/X1TFNxck (embed)
>/tg/ Character Sheet
https://mega.nz/#F!x0UkRDQK!l-iAUnE46Aabih71s-10DQ
>New-ish official PDF
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/feature/plane-shift-zendikar-2016-04-27
Elder Dojo: >>47280041
What fun things have you done as a Monk, or seen a Monk do?
>>47287670
>What fun things have you done as a Monk, or seen a Monk do?
Nearly kill the party Cleric, after he used Disguise Self to look like the enemy and flee.
Rolled 4, 2, 4, 2, 4, 4, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 4, 6, 1, 5, 6, 3, 1, 5, 2 = 65 (20d6)
>go aaracokra
>grapple 4 large creatures
>fly 200 feet into the air using cunning action dash and standard action dash
>drop all 4 creatures for 20d6 bludgeoning damage each
>>47287754
>all four creatures try to shove you prone while you're in the air.
Should the sisters of battle be Japanese and have Japanese themes to them?
>>47280628
Isn't humanity supposed to varying shades of post-racial tan in 40k?
>>47280628
weeaboos already got their weeaboo race in the Tau
>>47280667
>asian people have their own inhuman alien race, keep them out of my aryan ubermensch fantasies
The name's Russ... Leman Russ. DADA DA DADA DA DADADADA
>>47278329
You're a teamkilling shit and your legion are furry shits. Fuck you.
>>47279848
You should really stop being a tryhard faggot Lion
>>47278329
This artwork is cool
Why didn´t FW base their sculpt on this?
Crazy!
I revealed my power level to her when I took her to my flgs to pick up pf and other shit, she said it was the nerdiest place she's ever been to but also liked it a great deal
Good shit?
>>47259626
Wat
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Please post in an acceptable,currently practiced language.
>>47259626
most people think that a bird that large would be dangerous but what they forget is that it has hollow bones, so you could beat it in a fist fight.
Shinobi Quest
This quest takes place within the lands of the Five Great Shinobi Nations (aka Narutoverse) starting roughly around the beginning of the original series. The world of this quest remains similar to the original, with slight but notable differences in certain areas, based upon the passage of time from a single slightly altered event.
(It’s a goddamn Naruto Quest, you bastards. Have fun, participate, and write in when you feel inclined. Most of the outcomes of this quest will be determined by you, the players. Critiques and questions are always welcome, as my knowledge of the weeby shit is not all encompassing.)
CHARACTER SELECT
You have a choice of three paths to travel; know that some are harder than others, and will have varying degrees of difficulty and customization.
#1. “A young Konoha shinobi with the entire world as their oyster. Origin is a mystery.”
(Name, Gender, History will be determined by players. Initial stats will be rolled.) (Difficulty I)
#2. “A little bird whose cage hangs perilously on the weakest, far flung branch of a great familial tree.” (Clan name predetermined, everything else determined by players. Initial stats will be rolled.) (Difficulty II)
#3. “A young man whose fate lies on a knife’s edge. The world stands against him, for he is all but alone. Effeminate.” (Name, Ability and Stats predetermined. Starts farther along in our tale.) (Difficulty IV)
Commence Voting!
>>47292901
>voting 1
Super hype
Rolled 1 (1d3)
>>47292901
Rolling for it!
>>Previous threads
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>>Information
This quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a twelve year old boy named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.
>Rules
At the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.
In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote wins
Rolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.
I hope everyone has fun.
>Current Saga
Pilaf
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT1Dp69D7q0
>>47290409
Hype
Your boat continues down the river for some time, and everyone is mostly quiet, until Goku's stomach starts rumbling.
He begins searching the bags for something to eat, but comes up empty. He looks over at Oolong, an irritated and accusatory look on his face.
"Why is all the food gone?" he demands. "Did you make a pig of yourself?"
"Unfortunate choice of words, kid," Oolong tells him, still looking forward. "But the great outdoors do make me hungry."
Goku continues to glare at Oolong, but Bulma reaches back to the pig, holding some tiny round object in her palm.
"Here, take this special vitamin," she instructs.
Oolong and Goku both look at her in surprise.
"It'll fill you up, and give you strength," Bulma explains.
Oolong reaches out and takes the vitamin, looking at it with an unimpressed expression.
"It doesn't look like much," he comments. "But I'll try it."
He opens his mouth wide.
>A. Snatch the vitamin from him (80 d100)
>B. Ask Bulma if you can have one
>C. Something else
>>47290546
>C. Give Oolong a beating to swallow it down.
>resources
pastebin.com/3qzKt8gd
It is like horror
FPS edition
This art is weird, I like it but...
>old thread
>>47265997
first for kroakcare
damn lizards are takin our jerbs
>>47284249
>Fantasy fans hear about the addition of points.jpg
>>47284268
I'd like to see you walk up to a Kroxigor and tell him that you are much better at his job and that you deserve it more than it.
Quad-Color inbound edition
>RESOURCES
http://www.mtgcommander.net
>Official Site: Contains deck building rules and the current ban list.
http://www.tappedout.net
>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck’s strategy and card choices.
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/commander-edh
>Another resource for commander discussion; they have an entire forum dedicated to discussing decks. People often make primers, which go into detail about how they built and play their deck.
http://www.edhrec.com/
>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet.
http://manabasecrafter.com/
>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen Commander’s color identity.
>CARD SEARCHING
http://gatherer.wizards.com/
>Official search site. Current for all sets.
http://www.magiccards.info
>Unofficial, but has GOAT search interface
>>47283332
so we all know the interaction of zurgo and assault suit, but does assault suit work with pic related?
>>47283332
It should be "hype edition"
http://magic.wizards.com/en/content/commander-2016-edition-information
>>47283393
>tfw tried to hype it last thread but it was ded
GET HYPE
How do you make genocide "PG", like for a lighthearted campaign?
>>47270745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSu4hOLYrXk
>>47270745
What exactly are you intending?
>>47270745
have you watched avatar: the last airbender?