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Pathfinder General /pfg/
Time Travelling Heroes Edition
Unified /pfg/ link repository:
>http://pastebin.com/5F8RNubXIn 2016 an obese dumbass named Jason Bhulman errata'd the Equipment Book and murdered my Ring of Ferocious Action and Quick Runner's Shirt. I have assembled a bored group of anons to browse throughout time and save all the unerrata'd content. Unfortunately my plan is opposed by the site I'd sworn my allegiance to, the PFSRD. In the future these anons may not be heroes, but if we succeed...
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First for Mick as best.
>>47364462
So I've heard Life Oracle is the best option for being a dedicated healer. Is there anything more specifically I should look at in terms of feats or options to improve it further?
>>47364487
>Mick
>not Snart
I want that parka, it looks comfy as hell.
Freeform roleplays have always been a source of cringe, autism, poorly-written sex, and mountains of bitching, drama, dodging bullets, teleporting behind u, hellfire, demon forms, and avatars that were gotten by searching "anime boy" on photobucket. A cesspool of 12 year old degenerates, pedophiles, poképhiles, and mutation fetishists.
And you were involved in it at least once. Don't lie. Got any stories of cringe or awesomeness?
To samefaggery.
I once got caught up in a physics lesson involving science textbooks, basic math, common sense, logic, and Phoenix Wright memes when some fuckwit claimed he could dodge a bullet from a sniper rifle with a bullet velocity approaching 1700mps. It devolved into a shouting match, the outing of a tranny, release of chatlogs with cybering, chat being spammed to where it crashed, and everyone's avatar being changed to porn (programmer was an idiot and that was easy to do).
He then went to another one and started screaming about being "godmodded"...
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no, i never did freeform
>>47367935
> flashsteps behind u
> unzips katana
> 'he, this is two ez'
> u r ded
You are Evrumine, Minotaur Soulborn, member of Team Fellstorm, and right now, in charge of your own team.
The Chosen one is walking past your hideout, surrounded by two dozen adventurers from Hongenstone, the Merciful Sisters, The Blackfeathers, Shockdance, Malkals Marauders and one group you don't know but seems to be lightly armoured and favouring spears as their weapons.
You have a bunch of skeletons and zombies, and two undead trolls. When everyone is in place you have your hand, and the attack begins!
Skeletons and zombies flood down two alleyways...
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You could run, but Chame has little chance of escape, or maybe going down fighting is more fun – after all you're not here as a team, you're the monsters right now.
>Run, every girl for herself!
>This is the street I choose to die on!
>Try to battle your way to Chame, pull her out of there
>Other (?)
>>47367222
>Try to battle your way to Chame, pull her out of there
The Adventurers Club http://pastebin.com/t467eb4q
Classes and Races http://pastebin.com/wCst2V8B
Quest Rules http://pastebin.com/RG9EAvPq
Main Character http://pastebin.com/xHFh2iz2
Setting http://pastebin.com/ej98zdgD
Continent Map http://ibin.co/260vHqwvCza9
QM Twitter https://twitter.com/anAspiringQM
QM Askfm http://ask.fm/AnAspiringQM
Archive http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Egwen%20School%20Quest
and http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Egwen%20School%20Quest
Diaries http://pastebin.com/PmSudaxb
Art...
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Join the fray, design your ship, crush your enemies!
>>47367029
After the vanquishing of the dread pirate Purple Beard, his pirate empire is in chaos. Seizing the opportunity, trading corporations hire people like you to hit pirate bases weakened by infighting.
>How to join:
>Choose a name for youself and your ship and put it into the trip
>Design your ship using the rules several posts below
>Copy your ship's stats into the end of your...
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>>47367060
>>47367063
Just when you thought forge world couldn't get anymore awesome, they release this gem.
>>47365675
>>47365679
>>47365689
Wolf Primach with his wolf power armor and wolf sword.
>that guy that shows up to play stoned
>>47362752
Almost half my group does that. It actually helps them most of the time.
>>47362752
and was promptly evicted from the game because he was warned not to show up stoned again.
1. it make shim useless
2. the wife doesnt want it around
3. its still not legal here, so it endangers the group when he's a fuckhead in public
4. he was warned not to, so he did it to himself
It's impolite to show up baked without asking but it can also be fun to play with a baked group if you're into that sort of thing.
Pretty much how do you even roleplay with a class that's pretty much "hit hard, rage hard".
>>47357851
I enjoy playing them as Not!Aztecs (because macuahuitls are bitching) and/or the "noble savage" (which makes me feel really racist to say). Which is why in Star Wars games I almost exclusively play Wookiees.
>>47357996
Why would you even consider that racist?
>>47357851
nigger looter, see some chimpout video.
>won a playmat with this hot bitch on it a while back
>been using it at my game store
>one day some redditor notices it
>tells me how gratuitous it is and that it's people like me who are making it so the community "Isn't inclusive"
>tell him to kill himself and continue playing my opponent
Anyone else met someone triggered by a play mat? I just don't get it.
I don't believe this ever happened.
>>47357184
Okay, but you know it has happened somewhere before. Whether it really happened to me is irrelevant.
>>47357184
>post a mundane event on /tg/
>lol, like _______THAT______ would ever happen
?!?!?!
>>47357218
Nice false flag plebbit
>Official /5eg/ Mega Trove v3:
https://mega.nz/#F!BUdBDABK!K8WbWPKh6Qi1vZSm4OI2PQ
>Pastebin with homebrew list, resources and so on:
http://pastebin.com/X1TFNxck
>/5eg/ Discord server
https://discord.gg/0rRMo7j6WJoQmZ1b
Thread question: what old settings have you brought back to 5e, and what houserules/homebrews have you come up to better fit 5e to them? Specifically stuff like Eberron, Dark Sun, and the like.
>>47356515
THE BULLYWUGS ARE COMMING!!!
Do these stats look good for a CR 8 monster? I'm a bit concerned that it might be too strong.
Spider-Breathing Dragon
Large Dragon, Chaotic Evil
CR 8, 5000 XP
“The creature appears at first to obviously be a dragon, but you’re pretty sure dragons don’t have fur. Or mandibles.”
AC: 17
HP: 17d10+56
STR 20 (+5)
DEX 12 (+1)
CON 20 (+5)
INT 5 (-3)
WIS 10 (+0)
CHA 10 (+0)
Actions:
Multiattack: The dragon makes four attacks, one with its bite, two with its claws, and one with its breath weapon.
Bite: Melee weapon attack,...
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>>47356631
Most dragons don't have their breathe weapon as part of their multi attack, so maybe make it more powerful early but it can only use the breathe weapon as its action?
What type of roleplayer do you find most obnoxious /tg/?
For me personally as a GM I think it has to be the people who try way too hard to be overtly evil at all times no matter the circumstances.
Don't get me wrong, I've run some evil campaigns where whacky cartoon villainry were perfectly welcome. But honestly it becomes tiresome when you know most of your playgroup like to play good aligned archetypical hero characters, paladins, clerics, avengers of gods like Evaldir.
Then along comes jimmy who intentionally rolls a fucking half vampire necromancer...
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Feel free to storytime anything too
Advice for helping to solve disputes between awkward players and playgroups would also be v welcome
>>47354915
Captain Ayn Rand McBackstabbity Faggot.
The motherfucker who always plays a character of neutral-leaning-evil morality, not a bad person necessarily, but one who just absolutely cannot work along with people in good faith. The party is hanging out with some friendly locals and chilling with the local church, this fag is scheming with the thieves' guild. We're a group of good-aligned people who generally try to do nice stuff for its own sake and other assorted acts of friendship, and this guy is like...
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>>47355047
Last time I played someone like that my friends and gm all talked about how great it was and how interestingly it affected things.
I still helped the party with whatever they needed though, so it might've played out differently.
