Oh, no, /tg/! It's the mean, green scarab queen! What will you do?
>>47707338
Nothing. All she's interested in is making scarabs. She's no threat so move on.
>>47707413
Which is exactly the attitude that made her a threat.
One of her exploits was creating a shit load of mind-shackle scarabs and dumping them on a nice civilized Imperial world.
Next thing you know she owns a planet with 6 billion inhabitants with a technology base just slight ahead of ours.
But true to form she fucked up the mind-shackles and instead of it borging them it just made them believe she was the Empress.
Tribute was demanded and paid in the form of delicious candy.
Meltagun.
Ain't seen one of these in awhile. Our gaming group has been playing with print out cards and bootleg rule books. After buying the sun stalker Xpac, I couldn't deal with playing a nigger rigged version so I bit the bullet and bought one online.
So many questions!
1) Is it even worth magnetizing shit? I hear it makes the models look like tarded action figures, but it would be cool to be able to switch out weapons.
2) How many of you have dared to paint anything?
3) Should I definitely get card sleeves?
4) What home-brew rules have you made? I see a lot of tweaking for Plague events and Survival of the fittest online.
5)Why aren't there regular KD threads? Is everyone too busy playing?
Anyone lick their Sunstalker's Pee pee?
>>47705380
1) I magnetized a few, its alright. I don't care tok much to keep doing it.
2) I did, will post later.its not good. pls forgive when I post.
3) Probably.
4) We add murder and plague later on and also we kind of roleplay our characters. In the first fight since no on knew how to speak we mimed. not a houserule but surprisingly fun.
5) I think there's just not much to talk about, I wish there were more threads.
>>47705811
Nope.
Also has anyone heard or seen any of the male pin ups? or ANY new models?
>Player/GM
>Systems
>Text/Voice/Video
>Roll20/MapTool/Discord/IRC/Skype
>Availability/timezone
>Contact
>Misc.
>Favorite 2hu
>Player/GM
GM.
>Systems
Pathfinder.
>Text/Voice/Video
Pure text.
>Roll20/MapTool/Discord/IRC/Skype
MapTool and Skype text chat.
>Availability/timezone
The schedule will be decided on by the players, but the available time frames are:
Monday 10:00 P.M. GMT to Tuesday 11:30 A.M. GMT
Tuesday 10:00 P.M. GMT to Wednesday 11:30 A.M. GMT
Wednesday 10:00 P.M. GMT to Thursday 11:30 A.M. GMT
Thursday 10:00 P.M. GMT to Friday 11:30 A.M. GMT
Saturday 4:00 A.M. GMT to Saturday 10:00 A.M. GMT
>Contact
Skype contact username: argetlampuppeh
>Misc.
This will be a combat-focused game (though not necessarily 100% combat-focused) wherein you invade Hell, battle legions of devils, and fight every unique devil on d20pfsrd.com. Asmodeus has gone missing, an extremely powerful angel has taken his place, and the angel has sent out a call challenging heroes to take the throne from him.
25 point buy. Roll for hit points or take the average, but you must decide beforehand. No Unchained rules. Third-party material (e.g. Dreamscarred Press) is looked upon leniently.
Characters are supposed to be CR 20 (yes, CR) and can be built from any combination of class levels, monster races (25 point buy applies, not the ++4, +4, +2, +2, +0, and –2 array), templates (e.g. Agile mythic template), mythic tiers, and PC/NPC wealth.
>Favorite 2hu
Komeiji sisters.
>GM
>Mutant Epoch
>Voice via Skype
>Thursday, 9PM on UTC+2
>ContactSkype: jaso111111/Jason Kordelis
>Misc
Im looking for fellow new players to learn the system together.
Im willing to help any player learn the character generation system and any rules the game has.
This would be my first time GMing this system so don't expect the best.
This should be considered a one-shot at first but if it goes well we could make it a weekly thing.
If anyone needs the (hard to find) core rulebooks:https://kat.cr/mutant-epoch-core-rulebook-t12706823.html
Still got room for one more!
>Player/GM
Player
>Systems
D&D 5e, want to try shadowrun
>Voice/Text/Video
Voice
>Availability/timezone
+3GMT, 1800 - 2300, probably anyday, may or may not change
>Contact
Discord: Brokeheart#9914
Skype, although I am rarely there: johnbrokeheart
>Misc.
Will most likely not be available from the 14 to 23-rd of June
Mk3 list building: http://conflictchamber.com
Warmachine/Hordes Books, No Quarter, & IKRPG
textuploader <dot> com / 5wm4h
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Latest Errata
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Steamroller Rules
http://privateerpress.com/organized-play/steamroller-tournaments
The Giant List of Podcasts and Blogs
http://privateerpressforums.com/showthread.php?76379-Warmachine-Hordes-related-blogs-websites-and-forums
Table of contents for all NQ issues
http://www.privateerpressforums.com/showthread.php?4313-Table-Of-Contents-For-All-No-Quarter-Issues
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gargantuans abridged:http://pastebin.com/XPKMKYUc
Exigence abridged: http://pastebin.com/6D1fwSgv
devastation abridged: http://pastebin.com/KxkzfnXj
Lexicanum Iron Kingdoms Lore wiki:
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>>47728747
no pithy title insulting soles, im disappointed OP
>>47728747
>>47728756
should've been '#designspace edition' using the nerfbat pic
>>47728778
the next one should do that considering the m3 rules will be live by then haha
Previous: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/47595241/
Char sheet: http://pastebin.com/03izEFh5
other char sheet: http://pastebin.com/1T8kaEjr
"ATEEEEEEENSHUUUUUN!" Grampa shouts loudly, still looking a little green from his earlier, accidental poisoning. The sea breeze makes the end of his duster dance behind him as he stares down at Baldrick and the other marines guarding the now out and about rich idiots.
They stare up at him like he's a new landmark, and start taking pictures of him, before he steps behind me and Ochamu with a sweet little smirk, clearing his throat before he continues with his speech.
"I am in command here now" He says sternly "I'm sure you're used to not having to think much beyond where to shoot or swing, maybe at all, but now you'll have to listen to me"
Baldrick frowns and sighs, shaking his chains as he leans back near jeb to look up at him, the old merc smiling happily as Wanko makes silly faces at the crowd bellow.
"You may notice a few more...older bulls among your green horns, if you cannot hear me, listen to them, most of those boys have been under my command since I took to the seas, their judgment is sound, and they have more experience than all but one of you"
I watch my old timer slowly look down at Jeb and smirk just a bit wider, as Jack leans over his shoulder, which grandad doesn't seem to notice or care about it.
"Now, if this does not go as I see it going" he says calmly, holding his arms behind his back "I expect you to hold the line against whatever comes, too the last man if we must to protect the innocent dwellers of this island, But I don't think that it'll come to that, so get some coffee, maybe some sweets you can scarf down behind barricades...the works really"
"Don't scare the men, Mr De'terrar" Baldrick says flatly
"Fear is the best motivator, well besides love" Grampa says with a chuckle as some of his men do the same "and I was being serious you know, never know what misfortune
cont
>>47728685
you can find in the world"
"....So what went wrong enough for you to tell us this...er exactly?" A marine asks meekly.
Grampa opens his mouth and then looks at me with a smile.
What do I do?
[] tell them
[] remain quite,letting him finish
[] Make Bellary tell it
[] Let Ochamu explain
[] Look at jack
[] Push wanko forward
[] writin
>>47728705
>[] tell them
>>47728705
>[] tell them
Welcome everyone, new and old players alike! This is Tundra civ, a civ thread series in a fictional, non-fantasy setting where you play as the rulers of the White Republic, a nation in a world similar to our own.
Check out the pastebin for story, technologies, stats etc (updating it right now)
http://pastebin.com/t7gWa2pa
And an archive of previous threads if you want to skim through some of them.
http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/boards/pol.tg/subject/Civ/username/Civ%20bulgar/page/1/
Previously on Tundra civ:
The nations of the Occidental Axis continue their war against the Organisation and its metal armies. The Spirelords have taken the God-Emperor of the Kaichou hostage and have retreated to the Eye of Sand. The combined Axis forces have rushed to stop whatever it is the enemy is doing and now we stand at the edge of a massive complex, from which we are detecting enormous energy readings.
What lies within that complex?
General Malhus, along with the elite 1st Army is standing at the edge of the Complex, having broken through the automatons' defence lines.
He personally commands 80 000 of our best men, with 700 tanks, 1400 combat vehicles and 300 helicopters.
What orders will we give the General?
A.Pull back for now and rejoin the rest of the forces - his position is vulnerable and is at risk of getting cut off
B.Hold his position until further reinforcements arrive
C.Enter the complexCurrent military equipment is roughly at late Vietnam War-levels against an advanced enemy that uses robot armies
>>47725364
i'm here
>C.Enter the complex
Malhus is a trusted general, he'll surely bring favorable results.
and 700 tanks isn't a small force
>>47725364
>C.Enter the complex
Is it weird to use one of these at the table?
Seems like it would solve my problem of dice always falling on the fucking floor.
>>47717695
you do you buddy
Roll dice into a tray, use a dice tower, use that cup, it doesn't matter. It's personal flair and anybody giving you weird looks will stop when they roll a die underneath the sofa across the room
Which one is the better dice system?
>>47706543
d10 dice pools
"THE" d20 System is a plain shitty and obsolescent system.
Other than that: There are a lot of ways to make resolution mechanics with D20 and D100 and the D20 can often be functionally identical to the D100.
Frankly, unless you really really really need to use lots of %-Tables with <5% entries, there's no point in using a D100 over a D20. DMs rarely use any steps smaller than 5%, so you might as well shorten the process.
>>47706645
>d10 dice pools
MY NIGGA
Ever had a tryhard goth(boy or girl, doesn't matter) at your table?
How well did they do?
Back in highschool I played D&D a few times with this goth chick who only ever played elf druids or elf rangers, and always had a wolf animal companion. She was pretty bad at roleplaying but wasn't disruptive, just bland, and always played the exact same character.
Out of the game she was tiresome to hang out with because she was a lazy environmentalist -- she'd talk for hours about how important the environment is and how it's bad to litter and how we shouldn't walk on the grass, but then she'd go home and play PS2 games for six hours straight and eat a bag of chips.
I fucked her much hotter cousin who was also a better roleplayer.
I'm gunna need you to be a bit more clear with that question...
Is the person in question trying hard to be goth?
Is the person in question trying hard to RP as a goth?
Is the person in question a goth who is a try hard when it comes to RP?
Do their aesthetic preferences really even relate to how well they do in a game?
>>47669996
I have a goth as one of my regulars, she plays dread necromancers, warlocks, vampires, Abyssals, the kind of shit you'd expect, and she can get a little moody and can have a short fuse sometimes, but when it's her night for snacks she shows up with like 3 pizzas, or something she baked herself. She makes sure to get the kinds of soda everyone likes, she's always 100% involved in the game, and doesn't mind people staring at her cleavage, which is ALWAYS on display.
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https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view
>Last Thread
>>47717135
Tell me about your vilest act of betrayal, Jumpers. Who or what did you break faith with, and for what price?
Was it worth it?
So, whose side are you on?
>>47717671
Sides? They're both pretty dumb and dogmatic, aren't they? Nah, I'm...going to be the equivalent of whatever a Rogue Trader is in Star Wars. So, Han before meeting the gang basically?
I don't watch a lot of star wars.
Didn't see one up, so here we go! No theme needed, but I am on the lookout for shamans, rangers, and spiritual/magical robots.
Seconding the request for spiritual/magical robots. I'm about to start a campaign based on the world of Hyper Light Drifter sort of mashed up with Journey (the game, not the band), some Nausicaa, all that good stuff.
Anything science-fantasy would be great.
>Wizard, here are hundreds of fun and interesting mechanics to choose from! Build your spellbook! Expect support in every supplement! Oooh, ahhh, look at these cool abilities!
>Fighter, here's +1 to hit.
Why.
I posted it again!!!1!1!! LOL
>>47717098
I never posted this thread before.
>>47717082
>Why.
Because Fighters are people who have trained their minds and bodies to stand the rigors of combat and are thus able to carry the burden of armor while still being effective at swinging pointy/stabby/clubby objects.
Wizards are people who have trained their minds and bodies to channel the primordial forces of the universe and manifest it as a means to break the laws of physics.
Eberron was a pretty neat campaign setting that took the wackiness of DnD tried to make it sort of work in a semi-coherent world.
Most everywhere I've seen, people (me included) seem to like it and enjoy it.
I've heard there are people that hate it, though? What gives? I can understand not being into it, since while it's a different variation on 'fantasy kitchen sink', it's still a fantasy kitchen sink, but I don't really get why someone can HATE it.
It's too silly/magical/andworstofallsteampunkish for me.
I honestly love it.
Run a half dozen campaigns in it, all with different big events that never cross and completely separate from the others.
I never got why people like>>47717054 saw it as steam punk as it has next to no steam punk in lore and lets you make up what the tech looks like.
What do you usually focus on during campaigns op? I never did anything with the war besides backdrop for the campaign, usually focusing on dungeon delving and exploring.
>>47717027
They're short sighted.
Some people don't WANT PCs to have magic, and act like it's some travesty for people to expect it.
I dunno why.
Also, Eberron thread?
I am looking to start a Chaos Space Marine army, themed around the Word Bearers. While I have a general list, I was wondering if I could get some advice on my army list.
HQ:
Dark Apostle
-VotLW
-Mark of Khorne
-The Black Mace
Troop:
Chaos Space Marines
+15 Marines
-CCW
-Plasma Pistol
-Plasma Pistol
-Flamer
-Flamer
-Mark of Khorne
-Icon of Wrath
Chaos Space Marines
-Meltagun
Rhino
-Havoc Launcher
Chaos Space Marines
-Meltagun
Rhino
-Havoc Launcher
Heavy Support:
Chaos Predator
-Heavy Bolters
-TL-Lascannon
Chaos Predator
-Heavy Bolters
-TL-Lascannon
Total: 1,067
Basically the idea is the put the Apostle in the blog of Chaos Marines and send them charging to w/e and have the Rhino Marines sit on objectives, Predators for a mix of vehicle/unit shooting.
inb4 CSM are bad
>>47717013
If you want honest, legit advice, here you go.
Dark Apostles aren't that great. You're honestly better off with a Chaos lord, and if you're going to give him a mark of khorne you want an Axe of Blind Fury.
Plasma Pistols are expensive and not worth the points. Just drop them.
I'd probably put Dirge Casters on the Rhinos instead of Havoc launchers.
Predators, I find are best as Annihilators; heavy bolter sponsons and the TL autocannon. Punishes light armour, mows through infantry as well.
The main issue you're going to have is you're slogging 15 CSM across the field, who aren't fast and aren't more durable than normal marines. One Battle Cannon will remove half that squad in an instant. The tactic just isn't that viable.
You've got a decent mix of anti armour, but your army doesn't have any actual punch, or any decent range for that matter.
My 2 cents.
>>47717106
>slogging
He's got Rhinos.
Have you ever found love at the table?
>>47716933
Nope. Only the clashing of egos and hurting of feelings.
Yeah, but it didn't work out.
I wanted one chick but I wasn't sure if she was into me yet (she was).
So I dated another one, took her virginity, then broke up when we found out she had some serious issues. Like compulsively puking a few hours after sex.
Anyway then I dated the other one but I was kind of an asshole moving too fast and she had a lot going on in her life so she broke it off.
Still, got dat virginity too. feels good.
Yeah, but she's asian not black.
I don't think black girls are into tabletop.
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