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Paladins and alignments, boobplate, those guys and magical realm, succubi, elves, dragons, angels and monstergirls of wide variety.
Same references shoehorned into the threads and same moral, social and historical arguments.
Same greentext oneliners and elaborate storytimes that look like carbon copies of each other.
Same threads, same replies, same arguments, same shitposts and the same fucking bait.
Same fucking shit, day after day after day after day, without anything new or original contributed.
Don't you ever get tired, guys?
>>47730030
Apparently you're not since you're not contributing something original, but instead a meta thread that complains of nothing being original.
I made something new.
You ignored it and instead made this thread.
Since this is going nowhere, how about an imagedump?
Going by OP's pic, the topic will be party faces.
Could you have a race where the strength is evenly distributed between upper and lower body?
Sure.
The race is incorporeal, and thus has no strength in any part of its (spiritual) body.
>>47729732
have a slime, where the body of the race is malleable
>>47729732
Sure, they can't be humanoid though, but intelligent fish, tentacle monsters, sapient snakes, amorphous creatures, or even things more like chimpanzees if you want close to humanoid.
Ask and idiot who paid an overpriced Eternal Masters booster and got this shit as a rare and common gravedigger as foil anything
>>47729713
i need 4 of these
>>47729713
What were your uncommons?
>>47729713
Maybe this is a stupid question but. How do you even play that? I never have more than maybe 5 lands out. Unless I play green but that guy is blue and I really find that a weak combination.
>>Previous threads
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=dragonball+quest
>Information on the MC
http://pastebin.com/26cbDMzF
>>Information
This quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a thirteen year old boy named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions,...
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You say hello to Giran as he lands, causing the other creatures to look at their boss in confusion.
"You know this little pipsqueak?" one asks.
"This "little pipsqueak", is the one who beat me in the tournament," Giran answers. "So show him some respect."
You begin to explain to Giran why you've come, but he cuts you off rather quickly.
"Yeah, I heard everything," Giran tells you. "The water here's held back by a dam. It's old, older than any of us, and a real beautiful work. I'd...
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>>47729802
>>A. Tell him that you can break the dam (Kamehameha Wave)
>>B. Ask Goku if he thinks he can do it
>>D. Get Krillin to help
Let's all do it together. It's not stronger than teamwork!
>>47729802
>A. Tell him that you can break the dam (Kamehameha Wave)
Which game has the worst fanbase and why is it vanguard?
>>47729280
D&D
>>47729280
Easily 40k. I have seen so many trainwreck abominations who play that game.
>>47729400
It's at the point where the anti-D&D fags are easily a thousand times worse than the D&D fans.
They're dedicated to how much they hate something. They're more salt than human at this point.
How would you go about making a Bullywug BBEG?
>>47729235
Like most, he needs to be special, probably with some class levels, and a goal as well as some flaws and desires would be good. A servant to ancient water god is always a classic for these kinds of creatures.
Frog dick.
BRRRRICK FROG!
Does Chaos hate humanity? Is there any chapter that just wants to murder it out of existence? I'm guessing Khorne worshippers are not exactly the most social guys.
What is the best to play if you want to piss off HYFags?
>>47728529
>Does Chaos hate humanity?
They want to torture the fuck out of us and use us as playthings, so yes.
Is there any chapter that just wants to murder it out of existence?
Space Marine chapters? All of them want to murder chaos out of existence. Chaos chapters? Depends on which one.
Chaos hate/loves everything that isn't chaos more or less equally. Sure we're essentially fuck toys for the chaos gods in the greater scheme of things, but so is virtually every other race.
How can Chaos hate Humanity? Humans are one of the most chaotic entities in the world.
We build, yet our capacity to destroy is always greater.
We let emotion rule us over logic.
Humanity is a sprawling mass of Chaos held back only by a flimsy adherence to social order and law.
I think Chaos dislikes Humanity, since we have free will, the definition of chaos, whereas chaos adheres to a rigid structure in both hierarchy and brand of chaos...
Can you recommend me some good novels set in Warhammer Fantasy. I've read some of the Horus Heresy novels, and some of the Ciaphas Cain stories, I'm wondering if the Fantasy side of the house has anything to offer?
Mistborn series by Brian Sanderson has a dark fantasy vibe, and the series is damn good.
>>47728358
Gotrek and Felix series is the classic WHFB novel series.
Then you've got Genevieve Undead. I've got the omnibus in the bookcase next to me and I still consider it one of the best books I own of any fantasy setting
After that, you've got loads to choose from. C.L. Werner usually produces decent quality. Also, I like the short story anthologies since there are generally a couple of good stories there.
As a general rule, the more recently it was published the worse a Warhammer novel...
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Why are marines aka humanity fuck yeah faction so popular? I mean you guys are social outcasts who are not even acknowledged by humanity at best and mocked and despised at worst why would you suck the collective dick of species that is not on your side?
>>47728328
Depends on the setting
>>47728338
/thread
>>47728328
HFY threads are pure cancer and need to be banned.
Dump some character art. Bonus points if you've got goliaths and/or giants.
>>47727913
>>47727935
>>47727949
How would you use Merlin as the Big Bad?
>>47727782
Player is Mordred.
Next question
Why not just say "villain"?
>>47727782
Merlin has predicted a threat to the world that will happen in 2000 years time, and in typical wizard fashion has jealously hoarded all the contextual information necessary to understand the threat and acted in a decisive fashion, stealing a number of important artefacts and refusing to elaborate on why, before retreating to a well-guarded tower in the middle of the northern wastes to begin building an army of icewalkers.
He assures everybody that this is all a matter of necessity and that they shouldn't...
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Is there any slav marine chapter? I'm a slav myself.
remove xeno
>>47727598
Actually yes, they're calledSquats
>>47727598
the slav marines are the Guard
they use shitty guns and shitty tactics against superior enemies
>You see Ivan if we blind enemy with flashlight, then they will never shoot the accurate at us
>>47727794
Is that why Russians won against krauts?
How would the Imperium of Man react to discovering Hyperion from the Dan Simmons novels?
On one hand, here are a bunch of backwards humans who have probably devolved into all kinds of heresy. On the other hand, they've got a level of technology that is so far advanced ahead of what the IoM has, that it is entirely probable that they'd shoot down an invasion fleet with small arms, so subduing the planet is probably on par with subduing a major faction.
Also, there's pic related, a weird monster from outside of time that just seems to appear in places...
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>>47727551
The Ousters were just super evolved humans, right? To the point where there were hardly humans, thus the transhumanistic themes of this book, so how would the IoM react?
I imagine they wouldn't hesitate to call them Xenos. How powerful is the shrike really?
>>47731015
It's a baby numidium that never turns off. Very bad.
>>47731015
The Ousters aren't exactly superevolved, it's more that they decided to genoform instead of terraform. It's not even accurate to say there is a unified Ousters, rather there are a bunch of different Ouster sub-species adapted to this, that, or the other environments they run into.
I imagine the IoM would call them some sort of chaos-tinged mutants and try to get rid of them, but again, given the tech disparity between Hyperion and 40k, I'm not sure how much they could do. Even if they...
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These are always fun; /tg/ world building thread.
>One addition (e.g. location, faction, culture, concept, etc.) per post
>Everything is canon unless it contradicts a previous post
>Ignore obvious griefs and magical realm posts
To start:
>Humans are long extinct, leaving their biomechanical inheritors, the Homunculi, a creation of science and sorcery, to roam the world.
All the gods are trying to persuade the Homunculi to be their chosen god. They send them gifts, blessings and promise them paradise on earth.
The "Gods" are actually a system of computers hosted on the moon the humans left as a kind of morality test for the homunculi.
The computers aren't all smoke, mirrors and false promises though. They are actually tremendously powerful, able to control other human creations on the planet below and with a grasp on sorcery that is limited but still far exceeding anything most Homunculi are capable of.
Look at these guardsmen and their mask like faces they clearly are empty husks who wasted their lives and are about to get wasted as well do you want to end up like them?
Of course not. Why would you want to live a terrible, sad life if you could worship Slaanesh instead?
>>47726640
>Why would you want to live a terrible, sad life if you could worship Slaanesh instead?
Being eternally eaten and murder-raped by a gigantic daemon made of pure madness and insanity isn't my idea of an afterlife.
>>47726703
/thread
>>47726640
Sometimes glory in death is better then no glory at all.
