What's in the package /tg/?
>>44395531
Your wife's head.
In b4 dragon dildos.
>>44395590
>inafter horse fleshlights
You slowly began to wake up as the sound of insects and forest critters echo throughout the forest you tribe is passing through. You quickly sit up and dress yourself then began to absorb the Essence of the world into body as you have done every morning for as long as you can remember. After an hour of absorbing the energy, you feel refreshed and invigorated so you exit your tent.
But Instead of going hunting after morning cultivation as you usually do you walk over to your Elder’s tent. And wait outside till you are called in.
A rough voice calls to you. “Come and sit with me, Samuel.
“Greetings Elder Bretio”
“How has your training progressed? ”
Good. I have finished my training with the
>1. short swords
> 2. bastard sword
and the
>3. shortbow
>4. longbow
“Good every member of our tribe must be able to protect themselves. As tradition I will you a one of the legacies of our tribe but for the rest you much take care of yourself. Our tribe can no longer help you on your journey in life. Now for your finally gift from me, Do wish to learn the art of Totem Tattoos or of the Life and Death domain?”
“Elder, I have not heard of either of these legacies. I wish to learn your Seven Devils legacy or grandfather’s 13 strikes legacy.”
“Tradition prevents you from learn legacies that another member of the tribe already possess. You must comprehend and mastery your legacy on your own. Do not worry both of these legacies are much more powerful than either mine or my brother’s legacy. Now which legacy do you wish to inherit?
> 5. Totem Tattoos
> 6. Life and death domain
> 7. Ask for more specific knowledge (what each can do) regarding the two or other specific knowledge(write in)
>>44395516
> 2. bastard sword
>3. shortbow
> 6. Life and death domain
>>44395940
gonna wait ten more minutes to see if any other votes come in
>>44395516
>>44395940
>agree
Why didn't anyone tell me Vaults level 5 was in-fucking-sane?
Crawl thread.
>>>/v/
I'm all for commander keen, but most threads to invoke the rule are asking about /tg/ games, or discussing the lore behind a /tg/ game, or discussing a system to bring a /tg/ game to the tabletop.
You didn't even manage to do one of those.
>>44395413
You can't seriously consider a roguelike /v/
It's a D&D port built in 1979.
Post cool pics of miniatures, conversions and paint jobs here. Needing some motivation for painting.
Pic related is close to Godly.
previous: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44231542/
Char sheet:http://pastebin.com/GCaRDsznzx
I groan, pressing my hand against the frost covered window, watching the snow fall over the already covered school, the buildings looking more like a bunch of vaguely shaped piles of the white stuff and the field looking like a rolling hill of freshly made frosting, with the lake steaming in the middle of it....man I was I could swim out there, it looks so warm and nice.
"So why don't you?" Baba asks, peeking over my shoulder, making me jolt in surprise, and glare at her, before I smirk "Oh don't worry about that, always loved a bit of gossip"
"Because I'd freeze up" I whimper, pulling on the under side of my left arm, a strand of slime stretching with my thumb and finger, before I let go and it slowly drips to floor "And I don't really want to spend all day as a statue, because even if I'm a piece of art, that doesn't sound fun"
"Wait are you talking about the lake again?" Kandence asks, sniffling as she rises up from her bed like a great serpent from the sea...man never knew I could be jealous of giant snakes before "Didn't you get in trouble for swimming in there last time"
"MAaaaaaybe" I say, pressing my index finger just under my lip as I sway back and forth, twisting around my own my a bit
"....Care to explain what you're talking about there, Serpent ?" Baba asks staring at Kandence, sounding pretty curious and almost like a kindly grandmother
"Lucy and Miranda decided to go swimming, and merged together" Kandence says "And then walked around the school, bigger than most of it, which was kind of...scary, but they didn't do any harm...I'm pretty sure, at least, I mean they did leave a whole lot of slime everywhere"
"Why would we?" I ask titling my head "And they made us clean that up, do you now how annoying it was to do that when you're made of the stuff"
"You know, that's actually kind of amusing...you should do it again" Baba says
cont
>>44395032
"Stop trying to make Lucy get hersssself into trouble, Baba" Kandence says, her forked tongue flicking out from her pouting lips, as she lays over the end of her bed "She's gets into enough trouble with just herself"
"Aw thank you" I say happily before, the warm glow of happiness turns to a burning anger, feeling teeth grown in my mouth and extra eyes pop up over my real ones "OH DO I? WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, YOU LITTLE...oh did I start yelling again, ehehehe"
Kandence, and Baba nod from under her blanket, both shaking. Kandence's yellowish snake eyes turn to Baba, and a second later, the witch is on the floor, Kandence's tail taking up the space she was using a second ago.
"Oh someone's shy" the witch chuckles as she sits back up
"When are you going to leave anyways?" Kandence asks, glaring at the witch from the safety of her bed
"As soon as I find someone I can stomach being around" Baba says, turning and looking at me in the eye as she smiles at me and licks her teeth
I shake my head, looking away from her before I get the urge to smack her or maybe just glare really angrily at until she blubbers and cries.
What do you do?
[] tease the witch
[] try to cuddle with the snake, because it's cold
[] go outside anyways
[] find Miranda and bring her here
[] Watch tv
[] go back to sleep
[] hang out with Titania and Linda
[] Bring ALL of your friends here
[] Tell scary Christmas stories
[]Fret over Baba
[] write in
>>44395045
>[] Bring ALL of your friends here
>>44395045
>[] See if Baba can make you a warm slime
Hey /tg/, being the roleplaying hipster that I am, I enjoy scouring the lore of various games for the most unused and forgotten about pieces.
So, have any of you ever included the far realm in any of your campaigns? It could be fun working with the strange physics and effects, as long as you make it your own and not just D&D lovecraft. Given the small amount of info, it seems like it's made for creative homebrewing, has anyone done that?
>>44394739
Every DM who has read about the Far Realm, especially if they did it in their teen years, has come up with their own little homebrew on how it works.
As it turns out, unless you're playing Spelljammer or Planescape, a good DM makes the most out of a single plane rather than needing 12 others to make it work.
did an entire campaign using only lore from the DnD books about the dynamics of the 3 non-physical planes, and the source of psionic power and shit
the books actually contain a lot of really cool shit to build on, man
>>44394739
That pic, not sure if worksafe.
Looks like clits with faces tonguefucking vagina ears.
Alright, /tg/. I'm probably going to be DMing for a group of people by the end of this week. My plan is to read over the Player's Handbook I & II, the Dungeon Master's Guide and the Monster Manual, all for version 3.5. Will I miss anything major by stopping there? Should I read those for a later version, or would you all recommend 3.5? Lastly, any tips for a new DM in making a memorable and lasting campaign?
Give me one good reason why you're too retarded to just google this and instead have to shit up the board with this thread.
>>44394545
Nah, good starting point. There's a few level zero adventures, you should consider starting with one of those
>>44394583
You should sit down friend. We're better than google
How does /tg/ feel about the new meta?
>>44394522
... Beautiful.
>>44394522
...Lovely.
People are going to die
>get on /tg/
>no K6BD thread
For shame.
Who's your favorite character so far?
>>44394516
Nigger are you fucking serious? This has to be one of the most blatantly unrelated threads I've seen on the board.
Are you literally that guy who spent the entire last thread bitching about how the RPG wasn't related, and have made this terrible thread to continue with it?
>>44394549
Don't h8, troll
>>44394516
this is a cool webcomic, but why not start this thread on /co/, instead
A magical Genie arrives and grants you a single boon. Laid before your eyes is the greatest roleplaying setup of all time- a GM screen that works perfectly, props and costumes for all the players, tankards that fill with any beverage desired by the drinker and seemingly endless bowls of snacks.
The Genie turns to you and says "There are four seats here, so you may invite three players to sit with you. The DM shall be Matt Mercer but your three players may be selected from anywhere in space and time! They will not answer your questions about their own lives or times, but will be fully immersed in the game- a perfect version of whichever system you wish to play.
"Who will you choose? And please, indulge me with your reasoning."
>>44393261
>inb4 x so I can fuck them
>inb4 x so I can kill them
I don't choose anyone, I nab the GM screen, the tankard, and the bowl, and run for the hills.
>>44393512
They vanish from existence because you didn't do what the Genie asked.
What kind of dunk shenanigans have your characters gotten into? Did you wake up in the village fountain in you skivvies? Did you bang the dancer that had no business being a dancer?
>fucking an ugly chick while drunk is shenanigans
You want stronger drugs for wilder scenarios.
>dunk shenanigans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6zqHKd265E
>>44393117
While we weren't brave enough to go back to double-check, I am pretty sure we got drunk, caused an incident between 2 nations, and since they never caught us to verify who we were with, both just assumed we were with the other guy and this may have caused a minor war.
Also, that was one of the funniest parts of the game, more so because Jennifer just walked in, looked at 3 drunks wearing her cloths and messing with her equipment, and told them to go to bed as if this was a regular thing for them.
/tg/, I want to become a better GM. And by that I mean: I want to become a better writer.
Why? Well, I do consider myself a good GM. I can create a good mood, I can play memorable and diverse NPCs, even when I completely ad lib the whole thing. Really, when it comes to GMing, I'd say I'm pretty good. Not fantastic, but good. My players are happy, they fondly remember past adventures, they even recall minor NPCs because they just stuck in their minds as characters.
But I'm a horribly mediocre writer. I always have this grand vision of writing a story that gets my players thinking, a story that gets them emotionally invested, makes them question themselves. A story with genuine feeling in it. But I always fall short.
It's not that I lack creativity, it's just that I can't really nail down what makes a good story good. Basically, I've hit a wall when it comes to my writing ability concerning plots. I can do maybe one or two genres well, but I want to branch out and do more. I want to do my ideas justice by conveying them well.
What do, /tg/? Is there maybe some magical guide to writing a good, engaging story out there? I mean, I know what a story needs, I just kinda... fail at putting it into action.
Google "creative writing tips"
Your stories probably fall short because you're so invested in YOUR story that the players come second.
>>44392570
You're most likely not writing and reading enough.
Also >>44392637 this.
Felinid and other Abhuman IG.
Do you use them? What types do you prefer and why? Do you usesquats?
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>>44392415
I'm doing a catachan regiment, might be fun to add some catgirls
>>44392415
Working on some writefaggotry about a bunch of abhumans. Got some squats, ratlings, ogryns, psykers, and navigators. No felinids, I'm not really sure how to write them.
I like featuring abhumans and mutants when I can, and coming up with new ones if possible. If anyone has any originals of their own, I'd like to hear about them.
honestly, they piss me off. They attract the wrong kind of people to 40k rpgs
/tg/, my luck is horrific on Roll20, and nothing seems to be able to fix it. How can I appease the dice gods and roll above a 10 one more?
>>44392298
Stop touching yourself at night.
>>44392684
But anon...I touch myself during the day
Go to the FLGS and say you're looking for dice that aren't imbalanced and see if they'd let you test some D20's on a nearby table. Buy the one that rolls the most 10+.
We were sent into a Space Hulk infested with enslavers to find a missing killteam. We have a librarian thats somewhat new. We are so fucking fucked.
Tactical marine Imperial Fist
Storm Warden Apothecary
Emperor's Nightmare Assualt Marine
Silver Skulls Librarian
Salamander Assualt Marine
Recap:
Libraian mind pew pewed an enslaver out of our Salamander
Salamander got fucked up
We found a Thunder warrior
We found a deathwatch Tac marine, he was enslaved and dead
We entered a fleshy twisted magical realm of enslaver fuckary
LETS DO THIS!!!!!
Slamander is on critical wounds
It looks like the enviroment is hostile and the terrain may be psycoactive.
I'm stepping onto it now, the enslavers should know I am here
Wat do?
>>44391735
Emperor help us all as we take the first steps into the fleshy entrenched masses of living fresh upon this space hulk.
We are moving so slow through the flesh terrain just waiting for something to attack us. So far nothing yet.
Nope now there is whispering... fuck
