What is the ideal weapon for a paladin to wield, and why is it NOT longsword & shield?
>muh "depends on da setting lol ebin meme"
Forgotten Realms or your setting of choice.
>>44879764
I'm sorry, I don't understand why you don't consider the sword and shield the iconic go to setup.
Ideal in terms of combat is a bow or a high crit 2 handed weapon.
Longbows and holy bow is a very good paladin road to venture down.
It depends on what knight archetype you're basing you're self off of and what culture influences your design
You are a Construct, an autonomous creature built from steel, and given life by ancient magic and modern ingenuity. Unlike most, you have mistakenly achieved sentience, and have received civil rights. You are also a detective with the city police.
Today, you and your partner Catherine Russo have narrowed down the location of an illegal chop shop to a warehouse near the pier. For the most part, Russo lead the case, but now the two of you may be walking into the jaws of a tiger, and you have both prepared accordingly with surplus ammunition and equipment. Russo leads the way to the front door, confidently striding forward with intent to assert her position for what is likely the first time since you've met her. You yourself are uncertain, but not afraid. At least not for yourself.
Russo reaches the door and takes a deep breath. You, with your shotgun slung over your shoulder, take up position.
>Stand behind Russo (Make her feel in charge)
>Stand outside the doorway, out of sight
>Stand beside Russo (Make her feel safe)
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>>44879336
>>44879336
Awesome I caught the beginning of one.
>Stand beside Russo (Make her feel safe)
>>44879336
>Stand beside Russo (Make her feel safe)
Hopefully she doesn't get hurt. Again.
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It takes the better part of a week for Risel and Raditz to arrive home. Their ship gusting down on the lawn with the usual whoosh of dying engines.
Teito showed up to greet them as well, a significant bump now showing through her shirt, "So, what are the odds Ris is preggers too?" She grins, "Come on, nobody but those two and... well, Nail's not going to be keeping them busy with conversation, now is he?"
"Give it a minute." You shrug, watching as the ramp descends.
Nail descends first, massaging his temples, "Space-Christ, you'll need to hose down the upholstery." He groans, "It's like a a thousand space rabbits were in there."
Gross. "Still, thanks for having our back Nail."
He shrugs, "Eh, no biggie, I miss anything big?"
"Well, there was a genocidal bug thing from the future that wanted to kill all life and was stronger than a Super Saiyan, oh, and Frieza came back as a robot. Kicked both their asses though. Also, the rest of the Namekians moved home to Namek, except Dende."
Nail blinks slowly a few times, "Alright, sure, why not? If you'll excuse me, I'm going to catch some sleep."
He trots off towards the greenhouse, as the two Saiyans descend, Risel waving from Raditz arms, held princess style, and sure enough, she's got a sizeable bump around her midsection.
"Called it." Teito whispers, nudging you with her elbow.
You roll your eyes, "Kabuya, good to see you." Raditz nods, setting his partner down. "You'll be glad to hear that we're off scott-free with the Patrol."
"Sweet." Teito laughs, "Blank slate, now all the planets we blow up can go on a new rapsheet."
>Teito, no.
>Speaking of, who wants to go on space raids with me some time?
>So... thought of any names yet?
>Write in
>>44878172
>Speaking of, who wants to go on space raids with me some time?
Only the bad planets, though. Maybe PTO remnants or something.
>So... thought of any names yet?
>>44878172
>Speaking of, who wants to go on space raids with me some time?
>So... thought of any names yet?
>>44878172
>It takes the better part of a week for Risel and Raditz to arrive home. Their ship gusting down on the lawn with the usual whoosh of dying engines.
Can't they just move the ship immediately with IT?
My Pathfinder party has somehow come into possession of little over 5 million gold.
What the fuck to do with it?
>>44878079
Hookers and blow.
>>44878086
pls
>>44878079
Gold plate a red dragon
Convince it to pose as an actual gold dragon in a scheme to get more gold (I doubt you'll need to convince it to let you gold plate it)
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>>You are AZURE, a machine with a mind, and you're assisting the New Arcturus Initiative, a rebel cell vying for control of the city.
A perfect, shining example of design sits in your mind, burned in as if by brilliant shining light. It's a mastery of physics, as far as you and Tandi can tell, utilizing what you suspect may be Old Power technology in a way that it seems like it's been designed for.
A prosthetic arm, with the proper weight and flexibility so that anybody could adapt to it more easily.
You have most of the supplies. You'd only need a bit of medical hardware, or some very careful fabrication.
The only problem is the lack of a software to calibrate it, to properly convert human nerve signals to movement and back again. You have designed the hardware. But for it to work, for Katelyn to be able to use her new arm, you would need to live within it for a time, integrated into her nervous system, using the very system that allows you to think in order to write the firmware the arm will need.
You're not sure about being connected to the nervous system of a human being. Dave didn't like the idea- and he's the closest thing the Initiative has to an expert on cybernetics.
>Continued!
>>44878018
Tandi suddenly speaks, almost out of the blue. Your multithreaded mind, running through the prototype server at a speed you could scarcely believe, comes to attention for her.
"I think that's all we can do." She says, pulling her hands away from the keyboard.
"Really, mother?"
"Yeah." She responds. "No matter how much processing power we have, we all just think faster. Not smarter, you know? Unless we get some new ideas or crack the code on how those artificial muscles actually work, this is the limit."
"I see." You say.
At that, with surprisingly lucky timing, Abel steps into the room, knocking on the doorframe as he does.
Tandi jumps, and then whirls around, hands behind her back. "Abel? How's Isha doing?"
"She woke up a few times, but she's recently went back to sleep." Abel says. He looks like he's hardly slept, himself.
"What's going on?" Tandi asks, apparently seeing something in his eyes that you haven't.
"We're considering making overtures toward the Free." He says. "They lost their headquarters and home in one day. For whoever's left, it can't be easy for them. So what we're considering is finding out more about them, and if we can't find a reason not to... we'll integrate them into our Initiative. They may use more violent methods than we're used to, so they might have to adapt... But we might have to adapt, too."
Tandi looks from him to your pink spider shell, sitting on the corner, and then back to him.
"Why are you telling us? Is there something you need us to do? We're just like, the tech team."
"You are, but I was hoping for your opinion on the matter. This was Isha's suggestion, before she got hurt. Mike disagreed with her. I'm just not sure which choice to make. And I trust your judgement, Tandi. Yours too, Azure."
"Er..." Tandi says, eyes darting back to you. You immediately get the impression that she'll agree with whatever you decide.
>?
>>44878029
I believe that our goals share some similarities, but are, in truth, very different. I am unsure as to whether the idea is sound.
>>44878029
Having a better relationship with Free might still be wise even though our methods are so different, even if it is just to prevent accidents like what almost happened when we went to retrieve Isha. Maybe full integration is a bit much but information sharing should be okay as a tentative first step?
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>"After arriving at Toshi Ranbo, I met with Shosuro Ryoko, my fiancée from the Scorpion Clan. She was alternately affectionate and furious with me, which pretty much describes our relationship our entire lives. She gave me a rundown on who's at Winter Court, which included some names I did recognize, some I didn't, and one I personally have met before though I haven't seen him since I got here. I also met Tsi Kotetsu, the Oriole Clan smith who forged my sword, Kotetsu Amatsubaki. I can't decide if he likes me or not, but maybe that's not really how the Tsi think; he seemed to judge people entirely by the conditions of their swords. Weird."
>From the Journal of Toky Jubei, 1406 Isawa Calender
Fuck yeah, time for monkey antics.
"So then what happened?" Hiroaki asks you as he pours you some more of the excellent green tea.
"You're not gonna believe this but she was a ninja the ENTIRE time," you say as you take another piece of kabayaki unagi into your laqured chopsticks with a sigh.
Hiroaki, Shinzo, and Sakon all burst out laughing, with the last choking on his hot tea as he tries not to snort it from his laugher.
"Oh WOW," Shinzo says, clapping a hand over his eyes. "You have GOT to be kidding."
"I WISH I was kidding," you say, popping the delicious barbecued and marinated fish into your mouth.
"So...so...*heh*...so what you do?" Sakon asks, wiping tears from his eyes.
"What do you THINK I did man? I drew and started to cut my way out of there! They were ALL ninjas, it was ridiculous!"
"Oh man, and you had NO idea?" Hiroaki inquires as he takes some pickles.
"No! I mean, how was I supposed to know? There wasn't a sign above the village that say 'SECRET NINJA HIDEOUT, NO SAMURAI ALLOWED' or anything!"
"I guess Shinzo would know if they did that or not, right Shinzo?" Sakon says slyly.
"I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. Soy sauce?" he offers the Ikoma.
"Yes, thank you," he accepts politely.
"But, at a wedding? Seriously?" Hiroaki asks.
"I dunno! I think maybe they thought I was a distant relative or something, and before I knew it I was engaged in the festivities and almost married myself. I couldn't keep track of it all!"
>WDYS?
>[Ask Ikoma Sakon how his work is going]
>[Ask Miya Hiroaki how his work is going]
>[Ask Shinzo when the Dragon and Phoenix are arriving today]
>>44877974
>[Ask Miya Hiroaki how his work is going]
besides being a lesson about tactical retreat, what do you call a situation where the enemy is there just to teach the players that no every enemy can be beat, and that sometimes you just have to run away?
Call of Cthulhu
Well, I'd call it a situation where the enemy is there just to teach the players that not every enemy can be beaten, and that sometimes you just have to run away.
The Cane of Humility.
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You are techpriest Heracor Nahive. You were forcefully implanted a brain chip that made you into little more than a working drone; nullified your emotions and willpower. One day for unknown reasons the chip stopped working and you were returned to your former self. You felt the need of vengeance, right now you have become stronger and have returned to your world and is planning your vengeance.
>Main Missions:
- [ Heracor ]: Become stronger and fight the Magus that installed the chip on your brain. [ ONGOING ]
- [ Heracor ]: Discover who the Benefactors are and why is Telematha creating Anima Chips. [ ONGOING ]
- [ Liwet ]: Adore the Emperor of Mankind; Become a purger of Treachery, Heresy and Alien life. [ ONGOING ]
>>Secondary Missions:
- Become a good father. [ ONGOING ]
>>Optional Missions:
- None
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There was darkness in your mind, darkness in your life and darkness in your eyes, but not in your soul. You had discovered that you were nothing but an experiment made by the two Archmagii who were also your genetic parents, you had killed your own brother in front of them and they didn’t even flinch, you might look like a monster but for you they are the truly inhuman ones.
Slowly your senses returned to you and the effects of the flashbang grenade ceased, in that instant another lighting struck you but this one was bearable and let you see its effects in all their glory. From the barrel of your lascannon you saw a massive beam of energy advance in a perfect pillar of ionized air until it struck your father in the torso. He was a Biologis Archmagus that had access to incredibly ancient and alien technology that no human should ever have, with that technology his body had been altered in a form that made him lose the few humanity that he had left and become a behemoth of a man who was made from pure raw muscle and dozens of protruding bone blades that covered in with a mantle of organic thorns.
No matter how mutated he was your weapon was designed with the destruction of tanks and bunkers in mind and no flesh could ever stop the staggering power of the holy hardened light that it was able to send. After the shot slowly faded away you were able to see how on his chest there was now a near perfectly circular gap that penetrated him from side to side. Axsiselios’s now bulbous and reptile like eyes rolled upwards until nothing but the white sclera became visible and he fell to his knees. Slowly you descended to the ground and searched for your mother who was seemingly absent.
>Search for your mother.
>Check if Axsiselios is dead.
>Try to contact with the rest of your army and give them your coordinates.
>Explore around.
>Return to the now abandoned Necron Knight, see if you can drive it.
>Write in.
>>44877333
>Check if Axsiselios is dead.
Douse his corpse with a few plasma shots, we are letting him pull a hybrid on us
Then
>Search for your mother.
While we
>Explore around.
>>44877379
Not letting him*
How long till wizardhood, /tg/?
Eight years if I don't kill myself in five.
>>44877167
haha what? I had sex when I was 19
>>44877167
I lost eligibility when I was 12.
I fucking made dinner and none of you cucks made a new thread in the meanwhile Edition
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>>44877050
Compelled duel is the best thing ever.
Thank you based OP
At level 14, how would you make (or break) an effective Elven Monk-lock (shadows / Archfey)?
>>44877101
I wouldn't. Makes me MAD, Senpai.
Fire Opal
+4 intelligence
+2 dexteritysubtle geology thread
Bismuth amulet
+2 Illusion spells per day
Garnet
+1d10 to fire spell damage
Dwarf porn thread? Dwarf porn thread!do you prefer them igneous or sedimentary?
When you play a female character, do you make her be a tittymonster or a DFC?
Why?
Depends on the character
>Tittymonster rogue
>Mosquito bite barbarianess
>>44875597
Where do delicious B cups fit on that scale?
I never specify. That way, everyone can enjoy their own headcanon.
Personally, I'd like to imagine my monk having a C-D cup.
>£60
>$100
>€80
I... what?
Are GW actively trying to tank Age of Sigmar?
Not to mention, how are the "little timmy" types the AoS rules are aimed at going to paint all these new massive plastic models? It's one thing painting a smooth armoured Space Marine or Sigmarine, but whilst some of these new kits like Nagash look great, I bet there's a load of grey plastic being pushed around tables.
>>44875443
>how are the "little timmy" types the AoS rules are aimed at going to paint all these new massive plastic models?
Because AoS isn't being aimed at little timmy
>>44875462
Who is it being aimed at then?All I can think of is the mentally handicapped and mugs.
>>44875493
IMO, It's being aimed at 40k players who never got into WHFB. Whoever the target audience is, it's not working.
Hardcounters to Tron Edition
If you've been dead for the past few days, Splinter Twin and Summer Bloom have been banned. The police have left the city; we're Chicago now.
Is it basically required to have 4 Ghost Quarter in the side now? What decks are sleeping giants that are bound to make waves? IsAd Nauseamstill a meme?
>>44875051
Blue Moon.
I don't know what the answer is but I know the market thinks its Fulminator Mage
I want to play a deck in Jeskai colors.
Is UWr control legit for FNM level of play?
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History, you're learning, is a pretty bloody thing. Fairy history, at least, although mankind doesn't really have a clean slate either.
It could be that your source is pretty biased. After all, Petra is recounting a set of anecdotes from a book of battles and wars – it shouldn't come as a surprise that the stories centre around bloody conflict. Then again, Petra might just be exaggerating for dramatic effect. Despite what she said earlier about the stories not being suited for young eyes, she seems to consider them perfectly suitable for young ears. You're not complaining – they're pretty fun, really.
As Petra recounts a particular cavalry charge – and the ranks of peasant militia crushed beneath their hooves – you turn your attentions to the prize cradled in your arms. You delved into an ancient shrine, and then into a blasted hollow beneath the earth, to recover this gauntlet. For all the effort you went to, this is the first time you've actually examined the piece of armour. The metal is dull with age, but the articulated fingers move smoothly with the barest amount of effort. Glittering copper wires weave in and out of it, leading up to a blank panel on the wrist. A... screen?
>>44874949
“And that is how the whole royal family came to be eaten by trolls,” Petra announces, concluding her tale with what seems like an undue level of satisfaction. Maybe she's just excited about getting her missing arm restored. Or, you think wryly, maybe she's just amused by the idea of royalty getting eaten by monsters. “Say,” she asks as you pause outside the entrance to the archives, “Do you think it will hurt?”
Truth be told, you have no idea what to expect. You've tried to imagine how Scathach might attach the gauntlet, but no matter what wild fantasies you dream up – everything from simply saying a magic word to flipping the lever on a giant, lightning spewing machine – you can't make up your mind. It's not like Petra, you suggest with a faint shrug, to let something like that bother her.
“Ah, maybe you are right,” Petra decides, laughing faintly after a moment's thought, “Whatever happens, it will hurt less than losing the arm in the first place, yes?”
That's certainly one way of looking at it. Shrugging again, you trot down the steps to the archives and follow the familiar route through the bookshelves. Things look neater now, at least, and there are no more signs of errant destruction. Perhaps the research is going better, now that Scathach doesn't have gaggles of drunken fairies distracting her. The witch herself is floating in the air, a curious light entering her eyes as she notices the gauntlet you are carrying.
“Beautiful, isn't it?” she remarks, before you can even greet her, “Almost enough to put fairy craftsmanship to shame – almost.” Taking the gauntlet from you, Scathach examines it closely. “Yes,” she decides, “This will do. Now, I'll have to ask you to step outside for a while as I get this fixed up. Trade secrets and all that. Before you go, though, did you have any questions?”
>There were carvings, where I found it...
>Will it hurt?
>No questions, no
>Other
>>44874960
>>There were carvings, where I found it...
>>44874960
>There were carvings, where I found it...
>Will it hurt?
