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>You roll a low survival check, so this guy comes up to your elf cleric girlfriend and smacks her ass while she's helping you look for deer.
What do you do?
call the town guard, report him for assault and sexual abuse
piss through his cell window every night
>>44882759
I keep in mind that he's 8'4" and weighs 55 lbs.
>GW gives the green light for the multi million dollar movie for Horus Heresy
>Auditions for the God Emperor begin almost immediately
>This guy turns up on day one
What do?
>>44882755
Not middle eastern enough
>>44882755
Make him Sanguinius
>>44882755
>Niggers
>God Emperor Of Mankind
>WE WUZ KINGZZ N SHIEEEET
Vikings are the Klingons of fantasy.
Discuss.
Not seeing it, sorry.
Stat yourself, /tg/.
18 Strength: I can carry a jug of water for almost a block before having to set it down and rest
18 Dex: I'm a very fast typist
18 Con: I can run a block without coughing
18 Int: I graduated college and am surrounded by idiots
18 Wis: I'm an atheist
19 Cha: I once talked to a girl who wasn't related to me by blood.
Rolled 4, 3, 6, 3, 1, 1, 1, 4 = 23 (8d10)
>>44882581
You ought to list out the stats, you know.
Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)
>>44882581
>rolling to disbelieve
So how do you explain HP in-universe? Pic unrelated.
>>44882502
HP represents the number of dead spiders in your body.
The spider god Constitutoo watches over the bodies of his daughters and will steal them away if anyone attacks them, even if they are in your body.
His magic has the side affect of protecting you from most damage, making you able to shrug off sword blows that would kill a spiderless man.
The more Constitution you have, the more your body is riddled with dead spiders.
He considers all spiders his daughters.
It's a weird sex thing.
In any DnD-based game, HP is an abstraction. It's a combination of physical fortitude, magical defences, fatigue, the ability to turn a mighty blow into a lesser one, dodging, and just plain old luck.
This was explicitly discussed in the ADnD 1e DMG, and has never needed further discussion.
When you watch, say, a lightsaber duel in Star Wars, both characters are losing HP throughout the fight as they block and parry. When Luke loses his hand, that's the moment he has been reduced to 0hp and is out of the fight.
>>44882637
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LOKI-1
>Jurgen Kai - Assault
- Modded Assault Shotgun (Auto-Reloader)
- Advent Armor
- Hand Grenade
- Secondary Nexus Chip
>Munn Lake - Field Medic
- Advent Body Armor
- Modded Assault Carbine (Extended Barrel)
- Scatter Grenade
- Secondary Nexus Chip
>Yousef Khaleed - Scout
- Advent Body Armor
- Hybrid Assault Carbine
- Smoke Grenade
>Baris Adrian - Infantry
- Assault Rifle (ACOG...
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>>44882491
hi
i think we're good
>>44882650
hello anon.
five minutes and we will start.
Strangely enough i think this timing is perfect for anons in the U.S
MTG Traders may be getting insider information regarding which cards wizards of the coast reprints
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>>44882443
>star of david games
strangely enough I saw this coming
>>44882443
this is fucked
>>44882443
Information leaks and WotC? No?
(Deep Sarcasm).
Our greatest named anons through time.
>2D, the man behind Shadowrun Storytime.
>Waffle House Millionaire, the old man Henderson who "won" Call of Cthulhu.
>Weaver, who sent chills down our spines with quests such as Ruby- and NanQuest.
Where are they now? Did they grow up and leave? Do they still stalk our dank threads? Or did I just start lurking too late to experience their glory?
On a serious note, I'm really curious. Does anybody know...
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>>44882383
>tripfag circlejerk nostalgia goggles thread
No thx
>>44882383
>Weaver the ponyfag
>good
Kill urself my man
>>44882421
Pssh, what's wrong with a little nostalgia every now and then? It's not like we are making history these days.
>>44882449
Ponyfag? Ok, that was unexpected. I take it he became a brony then. Well, not the worst that could happen.
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>>44882240
>To the priest
Of course sir, let me see what I can track down
>To Wada
Come on big guy, lets get you something to eat
>>44882240
That's why you should take a drink and get some rest lass. You need it, I might, but I'll not bloody get it...
>>44882344
And what exactly about me Trooper!
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I couldn't sleep, I just kept hearing things outside of the walls, I'm not sure how anyone could live like this, with no heater or guaranteed saftey...and yet, I remember having to sleep through far worse. and really I should be happy to be around more than three former players for once, but all that does it make the looks of the rest of the town glare at me cut deeper. Anger, hate, fear, distrust, murderous...
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>>44882178
>[] Give poi a hug
>[] go for a walk to clear my head
>>44882178
>[] Try to Get Minor to comfort you
>>44882178
>[] Train Berry to cool off
What would it take to make mill a competitively viable strategy in any constructed format?
Some kind of card or something that could lower your opponents deck size
You're artificially increasing your opponents health to 60 when you play mill, granted your "direct damage" is more potent but it's still 3x as much health
>>44881432
Restoring the control/combo/aggro metagame instead of midrange/midrange/midrange
>>44881432
I have a glimpse deck that did really well in standard and does pretty damn good as a modern deck.
Just put in damnations, counters, Extirpates and Sudden Death to deal with anything until you can mill to victory
![onepieceporcelana-animemx[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n3k7eIu.jpg "onepieceporcelana-animemx[1].jpg")
ITT: That Guy kind of characters in fiction
>>44880703
>>44880703
bitch u ain't shit
>>44880703
>the Straw Hats
>That Guy
Confirmed for neither reading nor watching One Pieceor maybe being World Government, they're great guys!
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By the time Marissa gets back to the shop, you've learned enough Enochian to spell a few simple words. Things like "praise", "the", and a few names of Gods.
"I'm back," she says. "Did any customers come in?"
"A couple," you say. "We sold a few crystals and one book. Crowley, Book of Lies."
"That's better than nothing."
"So, any news from town square?"
"I've...
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>>44880190
>>"It might not be him. Look at this." [Show her the business card you were given.]
>>44880218
"It might not be him. Look at this." You retrieve the business card and show it to her.
"Ordo Templi Daemonium? Sounds like a joke."
"A man stopped in here and gave me that. He said he was looking for the Book of Asmoday, and that his group might be able to help Jacob."
"You talked to him about Jacob?"
"No, it came out of nowhere. He knew, somehow."
"Okay. Fine. I believe you. What now?"
>"You should...
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How do I stat lolis (as a playable race) in Pathfinder ? In particular, how much charisma ?
This is a very real and serious question to determine if yes or no our PC with CHA 14 could be one.
>>44879968
Use the race builder, or just use stats for a Small human. Ultimate Campaign has rules for playing a child too.
Fuck off
1 HP
1 STR
2 DEX
1 CON
3 INT
1 WIS
100 CHA
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You sit back and relax on the couch. On your left is Safi, once again sleeping with her head on your leg. On your right is Abigail, who is resting her head on your shoulder.
Apparently your duties now include those of a human pillow... not that...
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>>44879960
>>That Zee has no genitals
>>That you wanted to buy the Hart place
>>That I should keep at the time travel thing
Why not all the things?
>>44879960
>>That you wanted to buy the Hart place
Blood moon, in the early afternoon? What sorcery is this?
>>44880036
Off work today. Figured I'd start early.
>writing
