Poked a badger with a spoon.

>>44890810
Maybe they're serving in the battalion as a sort of punishment for something else. i.e That squad has been worst in discipline for several months. Send them to serve with the penal battalion for a while. If they survive that they might learn to appreciate proper organization.

Perhaps serving for another person's place?
A rich bastard didn't want to die so he pays someone to do it for him, or they volunteered to take the place of some cinnamon roll. So maybe their doing it out for money or an obligation.

>>44889860
Flying out of a planar tear to strike down an avatar of Tiamat with my holy lance.

Telefragging a dire weasel by breaking a feather anchor token in it's mouth.

Choking out a white dragon with a magical choking necklace of death.

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"Might as well start with how the hell he got in and out of my room in the first place," I say. "I know he's supposed to be able to walk through walls but that still doesn't explain how the hell he was able to sneak around without me, Irene or Charlotte knowing."
"Yeah, that does seem kind of fishy," Theresa nods. "Especially with Charlotte's animal stuff going on."


>maybe the irene knows something more about him that didn't seem important
>maybe...
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>>44889819
Thanks for the input, but "rampage" isn't choice 1 here, overchan.

>>44889849
>maybe there's something up with the house layout that we're not understanding

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>>44889849
>maybe there's something up with the house layout that we're not understanding

Yes, i'm still upset over last week's episode.

>>44889411

I haven't watched Naruto since I was a kid and even then I dropped that series when they were still in that forest with the fucking ninja exam or something.

My first response to Naruto marrying Hinata is to laugh loudly because fuck Sakura.

My second response is their children are super fucking cute holy shit.

>>44889411

So their children will have only one line on their cheeks, that's the logic, right?

>>44889411
Best girl never wins, anon.

>>44889020
I am a rock, a simple rock. Made into a simple rock construct.

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>>44889102
yeah sure why not.

you feel something. this is not supposed to be a thing.

you quickly realize your thinking. that means you have a mind. that's also new.

you are... well, were, a rock on a beach. but on this day, your boulder like form stretched out to reveal your new stature as a sentient being.

you look like a very crude statue. possibly some sort of golem. the waves lap at the shore, and the sun is slowly rising. our a new life in this world.

what do you do?

>>44889344
Check to see if we have genitalia.

>>44888288
>dread return

>>44888288
>unbanning grapeshot
I hope you meant Seething Song

>>44888288
>All the budget modern decks spiking in price
Tumbling down, tumbling down

I'm wise enough to know I'm average if that counts.

I'm wise enough to know that what gets discussed on /tg/ and what actually happens when you play a traditional game are two almost completely different things.

I don't know shit

There will be two leagues next season. /tg/ League II, and /tg/ League II Rookies

The criteria for entry to /tg/ League II Rookies are:

>ANY coach, NEW or RETURNING, may start a NEW team

The criteria for entry to /tg/ League II are:

>ANY coach with can enter, with either a RETURNING team from /tg/ League I or a NEW team if they wish for a real challenge

After a 6-game Swiss tournament in both leagues, the top 6 teams from the main league, and top 2 from the rookies will play-off for...
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Reminder that Lizards are only OP if they can pick up the ball.

Ten"sixes for days" dril

>>44886473
Pity, the idea of Orc tax collectors is a good one. Just some big orc going around punching gits in the face and then making them fill out a census.

>>44886473
I appreciate what they're trying to do, whether or not it proves to be a good mechanic we'll have to wait and see.

>>44886473
This is garbage.

No, the orcs wouldn't tax humans. yes, however, they would conquer that land, tear down the fortifications and turn it into orc territory.

Likewise, humans could conquer orc land and civilise it, building cities and driving the threat of greenskins away for good.

Having human populations entirely displace dwarf populations in their holds is unlikely, granted - but in that case it's less ridiculous for them to tax the indigenous dwarfs.

And it's TOTAL WAR....
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This may come as a surprise but I actually don't like orcs.

>>44885907
I prefer mine young, uncut, lubed up and ready waiting in my sleeping-chamber.

>>44886067

this desu senpai

I'd spelunk in her sea cave any time.

>The princess is a notorious prankster

Does this change anything?

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>>44885411

Aww yiss. I knew signing up to the Imperial Guard would work out. First I get to command a Leman Russ, now the offworld booty comes a callin'.

Drive me closer! l want hit her with my sword!

> If ya know what I mean.

Dammit I worked hard writing this bitch.

Bump

ill bump op

no thank you

>>44883387
Announcements: twitter.com/REQMX

Q&A: ask.fm/REQM

Character Sheet and Misc:
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Archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Re-Monster
or
http://archive.moe/tg/search/tripcode/!!7fb3j+Ac+pZ%20/type/op/
or
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rD-MZe51wYI63xxl-tG8dsxj-RWVtJu3S6Gzd6OTJSw/edit?usp=sharing

Currently trying to find an alternative to the gdoc, as it crashes my browser when I attempt to add chapters.

>>44883387
>Hunger or not, there's no point in being stupid. Caution!

>>44883387
>>Hunger or not, there's no point in being stupid. Caution!

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-Typical rhythm is aprox 15mins for votes, then 15 mins of writing. I may take a bit longer if I drawfag.
-Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=BioPunk
-Twitter: https://twitter.com/Valencia_qm

>>44883068
>>Leave and get the hell out of here. Better not meet the witch.

>>44883068
>Offer to go in and help them out with the preparations for the Witch's healing.
It's our best chance to get some information. And being helpful might earn us some good will so that the Witch won't kill us or whatever. Which, admittedly, we have no reason to think she will, but she is a scary giant cyborg and we just woke up after at least a generation spent in cryostasis. We're gonna want to be cautious around the natives.

>>44882972
We have to split up LG a little more.
>Deontological Lawful good
>Utilitarian Lawful good
>Stoic lawful good

>>44882972
I'm Lawful Evil IRL. :D

>>44883393
Are you a lawyer or are you a cop?