Will we ever qualify for a major tournament again?
Nice "chosen" people you got there
>>69509360
>we
>>69509428
Go back to /pol/... I wanna discuss football here.
LITERALLY THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
>BRODGE
>LELTIC
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FULL TIME CANDLE STICK MAKERS
PART TIME BUTCHERS
a team comprised of 7 dentists 2 orthodontists 1 radiologist and a NEET
Do athletes actually /nofap/ before important matches or is that just another maymay?
>>69510366
They nofap for 7 days before a game and bust one out just before the game starts to get that testosterone boost
>>69511205
Nah after you bust you get lethargic, must bust after a match
>>69510366
Yes. A lot of them actually nofap until after the game.
Previous thread
>>69502517
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6 (embed)
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK (embed)
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6 (embed)
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf (embed)
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
First for NEVER using self-service checkouts
>>69509840
please explain why
Reposting:
give me a good bet to wake up to tomorrow, lads
last two digits of the bet I pick shall decide the stake
i'll even take the muggy shit
today:
>afghanistan in ireland - 2nd odi
afghanistan 250 (49.2 ov)
ireland 99-1 (24.4 ov)
>t20 blast
leicestershire - nottinghamshire (19:30 cest)
>bundes/2nd bundes friendlies
pfullendorf - stuttgart
altglienicke - bremen
schackendorf - hsv
gelenau - wismut aue
regio-auswahl - freiburg
(18:30 cest)
colorado spring switchbacks - mainz (19:00 cest)
gooooooooooooooooooooooood evening
>>69504634
cinque terre and then drive down from there to pisa (visiting portovenere, la spezia, lerici, massa, and viareggio on the way)
>put on sky sport news
>its a sky sucks rbl dick episode again
>talk about what a loud entrance rbl is gonna make
>show literally one fat assi
I fucking hate sky so much.
>>69504701
Good evening Anon. Right now I put in every hostel in sicily, the south of Italy and look up pictures of the cities beaches. I like sand of course.
http://www.hostelworld.com/accommodation/area/Sicily/Italy
>cinque terre and then drive down from there to pisa (visiting portovenere, la spezia, lerici, massa, and viareggio on the way)
The fun thing is I have money, time and a driving license to do that. I'd rent a scooter though, no?
Why exactly that route? Have you done it before?
I love the beach and "planned" to basically just move from hostel to beach and back for five to eight days. I need no more
Turned out Joe Paterno knew about it all along!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/07/12/joe-paterno-knew-of-jerry-sandusky-abuse-in-1976-per-testimony-in-newly-unsealed-records/
But whats a little child rape compared to FOOTBALL?
Death penalty incoming, cap this post
>>69503681
Paterno already received the death penalty.
>>69503681
>Death penalty incoming
lol, NCAA finished their sanctions, no one cares anymore.
Team list Tuesday today and Origin tomorrow
>Dylan Walker injures himself punching a door
>Brett Stewart and Chase Stanley out for the season
>Corey Norman rumored to be in a sex tape that's been shopped around the media
>Jarryd Hayne expected to return to Parramatta
>>69498053
I would fuck that cat
>>69498131
based pantherman
>>69498177
Thanks
In a football stadium, about what % of the seats are for fans of the visiting team?
>>69507370
this could only be an american thread
In Brazil, between 5-10 percent.
>>69507370
none of them. if you let opposing fans into your stadium then you need to step up your game.
AL leads 3-1 in Bottom of the 3rd
>Cueto ROYALLY BTFO
>Hosmer/Perez GOAT
>rags
Royals
BRING ON THE KNUCKLE MEMER
MY PENIS IS READY
>rasgs
1-0, NL
mets
Why the fuck is the HD feed looking like a shitty SD feed?
>>69513178
3rd for the AL
Pregame on now on FOX
Game coverage starts at 8:00 ET
First pitch probably around 8:30ish ET
>rags
>can0
MY DICK IS READY
Can we now agree that this guy is the best player of his generation ? (comparing players of different eras is impossible and plain stupid)
-Was already very good and a starter in his NT at 19, in a team that consisted in Luis Figo, Rui Costa, Pauleta and Deco amongst others
-In his Manchester United days he was a better dribbler than most players in the world, better than guys like Zidane, Kaka or Iniesta ever were
-He was and still is one of the fastest players in the world
-Even though he was never a beast at taking free kicks, he was still quite good at it when playing for Man Utd
-He was and still is very good at headers
-He's one of the best penalty takers in the world
-He has saved Portugal's ass countless times
-He ruled the Premier League when it was still the best championship in the world
-He won the Champion's League, Ballons d'Or, league titles and such, with two different clubs
-He made two Euro final (won one), a WC semi-final and a Euro semi-final
-Countless records still belong to him especially in the Champion's League
-He's good at both short and long range passing (even though he's far from being the best here), and is quite good with crosses
-Over the years at Real Madrid he became an incredible goal scoring machine, and not only against small teams : he scored a lot against FC Barcelona, FC Sevilla and Atletico Madrid for example
You just can't deny that this guy is the most complete player on earth and definitely the best overall, even though he's far from that on a few things (free-kicks and dribbling skills for a few years now)
What he's still doing at 31 is absolutely amazing, players at that age are far from his level
There's only one Ronaldo, and it's Cristiano Ronaldo.
in terms of accomplishments? definitely.
as a player Missi might just give him a shot for his money, but he just ate a big shit sandwich recently so who cares.
>>69509665
Ronaldinho was better
>>69509665
>There's only one Ronaldo, and it's Cristiano Ronaldo
Agree with everything else
What went wrong?
>Efe Ambrose
>No new CB
>Play our star striker out wide to accommodate your pointless signing
Rdgers out
A FUCKING ROCK
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>No joke. Pic related. Camping is shit.
>>69498387
are you sure that isnt a secret kill room
>>69498394
I'm bretty sure u leef
timestamp lad
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>>69505929
t. Assmad frog
I honestly think this will backfire on you, m8.
This is a whole new level of salt tbqh.
Olympics are irrelevant
If you want to make fun of Portugal talk about their performances in World Cups