OFFICIAL MLB ALL-STAR GAMETHREAD #3: MANLETS EDITION
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AL leads 3-1 in Bottom of the 3rd
>Cueto ROYALLY BTFO
>Hosmer/Perez GOAT
>rags
Royals
BRING ON THE KNUCKLE MEMER
MY PENIS IS READY
>rasgs
>plays with his hair on fire
requesting harper with hair on fire
>rags
>hamlels
Is Hamels gay?
>rags
>poopgarts
did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT did hamels cut himself shaving or something wtf is THAT
>>69513346
Please tell me you had it shipped via UPS.
>UGHHH
Cusb!
Just my neighbor was Zobrist's kindergarten teacher
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans
Can somebody photoshop the "JUST" hair as cole hamels' beard?
>jints
>Mfw every other team is mad the cubs SS is starting
>Mfw no one knows how good he actually is
>21st century
>Knuckleballers pitching in the ASG
>rags
>>69514276
That is good luck, my friend. You will always have Jesus on your side.
>>69514290
>russell
>good
nice b8
Does Perez usually play with gold plated catchers gear
Cool hitters you have there Cubs.
>>69514290
>.237 hitter, 90 wrc+
"no"
Fuck you Bryant
Zobrist should have scored on that basehit honestly
Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Hurrper
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Hypocrite
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Pathetic quitter
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Holds the active record for futility vs. one pitcher
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about the umps
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Future Yankee
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history
>Inside Edge @InsideEdgeScout 24s24 seconds ago
>Kris Bryant is hitting just .067 (2-for-30) against changeups this year. (MLB Rank: 163rd of 163 full-time players; League Avg: .243) #ASG
>Inside Edge @InsideEdgeScout 24s24 seconds ago
>Kris Bryant is hitting just .067 (2-for-30) against changeups this year. (MLB Rank: 163rd of 163 full-time players; League Avg: .243) #ASG
>Inside Edge @InsideEdgeScout 24s24 seconds ago
>Kris Bryant is hitting just .067 (2-for-30) against changeups this year. (MLB Rank: 163rd of 163 full-time players; League Avg: .243) #ASG
>Inside Edge @InsideEdgeScout 24s24 seconds ago
>Kris Bryant is hitting just .067 (2-for-30) against changeups this year. (MLB Rank: 163rd of 163 full-time players; League Avg: .243) #ASG
>Inside Edge @InsideEdgeScout 24s24 seconds ago
>Kris Bryant is hitting just .067 (2-for-30) against changeups this year. (MLB Rank: 163rd of 163 full-time players; League Avg: .243) #ASG
>Inside Edge @InsideEdgeScout 24s24 seconds ago
>Kris Bryant is hitting just .067 (2-for-30) against changeups this year. (MLB Rank: 163rd of 163 full-time players; League Avg: .243) #ASG
WHY would you throw him anything else?
>>69514307
Oh were you not here the first inning?
Bryant least clutch batter since Arod
RBO get out of that tred.
>>69514304
I think it's because they're the defending champs, desu
>>69514307
>>69514315
done more than the rest of the lineup has
Good job Bryant you ruined the game there
>>69514290
Top bait
a
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Daily reminder that Smelly Odor suckerpunching Bautista is equivalent to winning the WS for Rags fans
h-hi....
>mfw sanchez is going to get fucking shelled
i cant handle the banter bros
>>69514328
This. If you try and tell me it was Cueto then you're racist
>>69514328
Cueto ruined the game 2bh
>AL winning the ASG
>trump cucks getting blown out in November
This is a good year lads
>>69514325
wot
>>69514333
Nobody in Texas, let alone the rest of the country still remembers this. Why are you still so bitter and assblasted?
>>69514327
The two batters in before him did more than what Bryant just did. How about a simple base hit instead of just jacking it?
>>69514339
WHERE IS NATALIE HOLLOWAY
>>69514339
Edgar take clay
>>69514339
>bustfarts
>aruba
>>69514333
>Canada is still actually buttblasted about this
>>69514342
Huh really makes me think
>>69514318
Because if you just throw a guy change ups every pitch of every at bat, it'll get crushed.
wtf sosa?
>>69514350
Racist detected
>>69514290
There are literally 20 shortstops in the MLB better than russell
>>69514318
Change ups aren't very effective if you throw them exclusively.
>MANNY MEMECHADO IS THE BEST 3B
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>69514318
Sounds like a Blue Jay
I hope machado gets drilled in the chin
>>69514357
U fckn w0t
>Memechado
>MEMECHADO
>>69514354
That low quality image and non informative comment tred you were in.
>>69514368
Damn is he not well?
>>69514361
Watching the game in a Colombian prostitute house
>>69514357
You're too late faggot, post faster next time.
>>69514383
lol why are you so mad
>>69514314
>Only looking at BA
>Not knowing what sabermetrics are
Its 2016
>>69514333
>Blow Gays still salty about something people forgot ages ago
How the fuck is AL the home team when they are playing in San Diego?
>>69514388
Sosa doesn't want to get shot when he gets pulled over
Fernandez confirmed for liar
>>69514404
because last year was an NL park too
>Big Poopy David Roidtiz
STICKY WHEN?
Fuck this spic cuck floating one over
>>69514397
>paying attention to gaybermetrics
WHATS UP MET KEKS! HAHAHAH
>>69514406
>>69514303
>>69514331
>>69514375
>best defensive SS
>One of the best clutch hitters
>51 RBIs
>>69514404
because the home team switches back and forth each year regardless of what park it's in
>>69514397
>90 wrc+, like I said
Literally below average
Hahahah Fernandez SHOOK as fuck
>DH needing days off
top kek
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>>69514404
They're in a stretch of 4 straight years of ASG's in NL parks so this year and 2018, the AL will be the "home" team.
Ortiz with the bants
Fuck off keep him im
>>69514389
Sounds legit tbqh.
>all these retarded ass tributes at every single moment
Can we get a tribute the last time Ortiz has to take a shit at an MLB ballpark during his active career?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF_suSxlCUQ
>roidtiz taking a curtain call after a walk
fucking dumb
>>69514406
libtard detected
I still have this newspaper! haha
SUPERIOR DH coming in
>>69514421
Crawford is a better shortstop defensively, Seager is a better hitter, RBI are a meme stat that mean absolutely nothing
the large father's last season
It's an everyone hug Papi episode.
Good riddance, please don't come back
>>69514423
>thinking wrc+ means anything
k
Anywhere I can find a stream of the game? Dish and Fox are being an old married couple, and I just got off work
>not pitching to ortiz
What a pussy
>>69514421
He's shit mate
There's only one
Who gets home field advantage if this game ends in a tie?
>implying giants aren't loosing on purpose so they can get that 4 game eries sweep at home
It's all part of the plan
>>69514455
>thinking it doesn't
What else would you suggest
He is such a brave man, could anyone else do a better job at showing that you can go from average to all star with mass steroids?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLY16wmHdUk
>>69514451
>RBI
>meme stat
Based Papi does it again.
>>69514462
Mexico.
BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA BASED X GON GIVE IT TO YA
X
>>69514397
OPS is all that matters
russell is fucking 19th in the MLB
mediocre as fuck
BASED FUCKING X
>>69514462
Good question. Maybe the team with the better record?
2002 ASG ended in a tie
Boggie is ELITE
XANDER I LOVE YOU
A
N
D
E
R
>donaldson btfo
>canada btfo
GET FUCKED XANDER FUCKED YOU
APOLOGIZE
>>69514451
>RBI
>meme stat
>>69514342
It's even crazier if you look at pennants, the Yankees have about 50 of them in 115 years of existence
who /smokingabowl/ here
Yadi would've lead these pitchers better desu
This game is on Busted Poorly's shoulders
>>69514451
guess you consider assists a meme stat in hockey/basketball too?
>>69514462
They won't let it end in a tie. The added the home-field advantage incentive after the 2002 game ended in a tie.
>AL wins lol
>>69514480
>Top 20 in the MLB being mediocre
lolWAT
>>69514480
19th for shortstops*, that is
>>69514436
Why are AL parks literally the worst?
ARENADO WOULD HAD THAT
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
NATIONAL LEAGUE
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
Is Xander Bogaerts elite
>BRYANT
>CUBES
LMFAO
>>69514502
>>69514503
owned dude
>mfw EE walks the parrot on the first pitch
R34PECT
>>69514487
Based
>cusb fielding
>Cusb fielding
lol Bycan't
>throw pitch right down the middle
bravo jose
>KRIS CRYIN'
LMAO
>ninny league
>National League """"""""""pitching""""""""""
>>69514502
That literally makes him below average you fucking idiot
>FERNANSHIT
>CUBS
Arenado makes that play
>>69514502
19th for shortstops
>NL
Just institute the DH now
omfg
Nice defense faggot
Literally moved out of the way
Lol nice going cubes
>>69514510
What?
Sosa hits homers... caught with corked bat
that was a strike lmao
>>69514538
but he doesn't homer off Sale
WOW FERNANDEZ AND BRYANT BLEW THE ALL STAR GAME WHAT A BUNCH OF KEKS
>nashitnal """"""""""""""""""""""""league""""""""""""""""""""""""
>a rolling Jake Arrieta
>A ROLLING JAKE ARRIETA
>THE SHITTY OF JOE BUCK
That Xander kid is good, where was he for the previous ASG? Could have used him.
Lol as if Arrieta would fucking roll.
>>69514550
Cork bats don't do anything for power. The steroids he took did
>>69514552
Sale literally cannot pitch in a game without giving up a solo home run. The batter is irrelevant.
http://i.imgur.com/2FILPnh.gifv
>>69514552
>homering off Sale is an accomplishment
>>69514561
funny you mention that. xander, before tonight, was actually a notorious ZERO TIME all star
>epic
Why the fuck is Bryant playing third, he is a fucking outfielder!?!? He literally dodged that ball, pussy!
Why did EE take the other guy's place?
>Betts
>DOOKIE BUSTS
GET THIS KID OUTA HERE
what the hell mookie
This is why the DH should be instituted by the NL immediately
>but muh tradishun
>b b but strategy
>mfw cusb cost themselves homefield
>DOOKIE BUTTS
Did the Friar just jizz in his pants?
dont it do it mr met!
>Katie Nolan
>>69514574
>Homering off the best pitcher in the AL not an accomplishment
Red Sox: 3 hits
Rest of the AL East: 0 hits
>>69514561
no, don't encourage them
Based Padre getting his dick sucked tonight by that QT
Does anyone know if they're using the special HRD balls? Everything looks like it's jumping off the bat more than normal.
Could just be that the pitchers don't give a shit I guess
>>69514591
I would've
>>69514571
das it mane
>all red sox players got on base at least once
BASED
>0 (ZERO) Eternal 4th Placers have gotten on based
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
Every time. Every single time fans flood the voting with their own team's players they end up stinking up he joint.
It happened last year with the royals and the year before that with the a's and now it's happening with the cubes
>lel im a girl and I liek sports meme
>>69514580
>british petroleum
>>69514577
No way, he was a lock for last year's game.
>Cueto and Bryant deserved to be starters
>>69514591
Wouldn't you?
>>69514609
Why isn't it happening for the sox then?
>>69514573
pupper knows what he wants
>>69514596
Not even the best in the ALC hahahaha
>>69514596
>best
Stay casual
>>69514597
GOOD
O
O
D
POST
O
S
T
I bet the under on 7.5. How fucked am I?
>>69514609
>Stinking up the joint
>Turning double plays
>Scoring the NL's only run
>>69514596
A homer off of sale in the 1st inning is basically a given
this is coming from a white sox fan, he gives one up every game
>>69514573
Literally my pupper
>>69514628
Because the Red Sox players actually deserve to be there.
>Sanchez
there goes the lead
>booth camera
here we go jaysbros
>>69514597
Heterossexuals: everyone
Buttblasted aidetic nigger faggot bitch nigger: 1, Draper
>>69514599
>le epic reply to quote post so I can tell my friends I was there when it's on /R/4chan
>>69514631
>>69514632
>Not the best in AL
>Starts for the All star game
>Most wins as a pitcher
???
Why r the red sox so good?
WHERES THE KEKLEBALLER
Tony Gwynn was fat like Pabfat Sandofat
>down by 3
>"this is fun"
Mets are cucks
>>69514649
>xander bustgaerts
>mookie bustts
>jackie bustley jr
>not busts
>sanchez
let the memes begin
>>69514652
pls gibe us back Saunders
>>69514661
Because the positional players are GOAT
Sadly the >>>>>>>>>pitching is a joke
>tfw no meme pitchers available to throw 102mph
What a boring game
wait did they unironically just pinch run EE for big sloppy??
was reading on mlb update but it must be a glitch
>>69514664
And he is one of the greatest hitters of all time, unlike MUH PANDA
>>69514664
Tony Gwynn had actual talent though
>>69514597
>Start 4 Red Sox in the all star game
>Only get 3 hits
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>1 of 2 players named will in the all star game
Who is the guy in charge of finding stupid ass trivia like that?
Canucucks trying to spite the Sox by giving up homefield.
>>69514669
Good post
>>69514659
>he actually thinks pitcher wins determine a player's worth
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES XD. Please, tell me how much more you know about baseball
>>69514652
When are we going to fold up the last Canuck team?
>literally just throwing up meatballs in the zone
LITERALLY ONE FUCKING PITCH
>>69514674
no hes back home where he belongs
>better git to it
>yes I'm looking down at the bench at some guys who can hit
Is he saying the cubes who got all the starting spots can't hit?
SHUT THE FUCK UP JOE I AM TRYING TO MANAGE THIS MEME GAME
>>69514669
Is that they're names? Lol red Sux fans are such cucks
>hes a gamer
Fuck off /v/
>>69514689
thanks ty
>Memechez
don't blow this you dumb canadian
Why hasnt Clay Buckholz started an All star game?
>>69514659
Sale is an extraordinarily good pitcher but wins is the memest of stats
>Aaron Sanchez
>BLOW GAYS
>they said rizzo shouldn't be there
>>cubes they said
>a fucking LEAF
FUCKING SANCHEZ I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
SANCHEZ NOOOOOOO
>>69514687
>3 for 7 with a walk
>not good
>GIDP incoming
why is sanchize in the allstargame again?
>Cubs doing literally everything for the NL team
>Except pitching
>Pitching is the NL's only downfall right now
Just put the Cubs pitchers in there already so the NL can win this
>MEMECHEZ
YOU FUCKING CANADIANS SHITS
Buster isn't one of the best catchers in baseball, he's the best catcher in baseball.
CANADA STOP YOU'RE FR**KING BLOWING IT RIGHT RN
A-FUCKING-POLOGIZE
WRIGHT OR RIOT
>>69514664
>>69514717
Where on the spectrum is David Cone?
>>69514717
Joe girdardi's ugly ass mug
Hit him in the nuts.
You better not blow this Canada
I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT FAGGOT ISNT GOING TO BE AN ACE
MUH SINKER
MUH LITERALLY ONE GOOD PITCH
>A fucking leaf
>>69514736
*Gerald
>>69514713
Because he is an Uber driver
>>69514735
>>69514737
we don't know why he's here either
>4-2
FUCK YOU SANCHEZ
>Blue Jays fucking over the AL again
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>RED SOX FIELDING
YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS THAT WAS A DOUBLE PLAY
Posey GOAT
>a fucking leaf
>a fucking leaf
>>69514738
>pass into the iris
For people wanting why Hamels looked all fucked up
Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 4m4 minutes ago
Cole Hamels needed eight stitches in his chin after he tripped coming out of bathroom in his hotel room at 5 am. "Now I can sleep," he said.
>rags
>Blue Jays pitchers in charge of being good
FUCK OFF CANADA
>FUCK OFF CANADA
FUCK OFF CANADA
>FUCK OFF CANADA
FUCK OFF CANADA
ISN'T THERE SOME FURPUCK GAME YOU COULD BE RUINING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF
Are all the Miami players using the bonds bat?
>>69514736
This. Fucking Terry "can't win a World Series" Collins needs to learn some respect
Is is just me or is Marcel Ozuna starting to literally look like Barry Bonds?
Makes you think...
anyone watching a decent stream
>CarGo
>Pride of the Rockies
>Not Arenado
>>69514768
Are you retarded that was right up the middle?
>>69514746
He was so happy then ;_;
How come the AL ERA Leader hasn't pitched? I dont watch baseball too much but apparently the Wright fellow is pretty good.
>the six
>>69514774
>slippy h
>mfw there's still a baseball team in canada
>4th inning
>already 6 runs
Why did I even bet on an all star game? Good bye $200
CANADA SUCKS COCK
HAVE YOU APOLOGIZED YET
>sanchez
>blow gay pitchers
Why the fuck is this dude an allstar
Who the fuck invited Canada?
Red Sox ERA: 0.00
Rest of the AL East ERA: 27.00
>>69514788
Have you been around the past like 5 years?
>>69514777
i mean to be fair our starters are great this year our bulpen is complete shit, soo naturally with sanchez comming out of the bulpen he is obligated to suck
>>69514787
okay but recap the game for me in memes
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sport-stream/baseball/2016-mlb-all-star-game-live-stream-july-12
STOP MAKING FUN OF US WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A
>>69514799
Because Yost is a knuckleball racist
>>69514796
yeah seriously. hes aged terribly
>>69514796
Jesus
Thats what managing in NY does to a man
>>69514813
good post can't argue with dat
fatolo colon will win mvp
cap this
>>69514811
>living in the past
next you'll talk about Tulowitzki
>>69514822
FUCKING
>>69514818
>America's hat
>full of lice
>National League in charge of hitting with RISP
>>69514796
>New York: Not Even Once
>>69514828
He's fucking shredded though.
>>69514833
DUBS DECLARE IT
For once I'm glad the manlet is on our side
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES I DIDN'T WANT OUR FRESH 24 YEAR OLD STARTER TO HAVE TO PLAY IN THIS BULLSHIT EITHER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>couldn't elevate a line drive over a manlet
PUT IN THE KEKLER
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Sanchez is elite and will be in many all star games to come
stay mad
Altuve is fucking based
>>69514838
LEAF
>Russell chops out
>>69514840
>Canada's pants
>full of Mexicans
>NATSHITNAL LEAGUE
>ONLY GETTING ONE RUN OFF MEMECHEZ
LMAO
Kek nice shortstop fags
>>69514818
A FUCKING LEAF
GEE THANKS FOR PUTTING IN RUSSELL CUBS """"""FANS""""""
>Russell literally losing the game for the NL
Good job fans
>>69514828
>>69514830
>>69514843
I mean, imagine having to manage this year's Yankees.
Thank you based Russell for having no business being here
>Ruslel
Pull Russell out
Useless piece of shit
>>69514805
>fan interference
AMISH FUCKING SHITS
>baseball isnt cool enough to be the olympics
I know that they cant do it during the summer olympics cause of pro leagues are going on at the time but why not do it during the winter olympics?
Just do it indoors if its too cold
xander saves idiot canada with quick thinking under pressure for out three canada must THANK xander for saving idiot canada with quick thinking under pressure and smooth fielding play canada must THANK xander bogaerts for saving idiot canada MUST THANK xander for saving idiot canada THANK YOU xander THANK xander NOW
Why wasn't he selected again?
ZIMBABWE
fuck the cusb desu senpai
Based Manlet makes the play, Bryant lets the ball play him like a little leaguer
>>69514886
Because Yost a shit
>letting a sub .240 hitter have 2 at bats in all star game
Why
>>69514885
>bustfarts
Lmao @ shitcongo meme ss take him out already
Xander literally just saved the Canacucks
Bow down, Maple fuckers
At least Sanchez didn't allow 2 HR, right?
B-B-BUT RUSSELL HAS MUH RBIS
>>69514885
Thank you Xander you will always be my delicious chocolate angel
seriously please fuck me
>>69514880
The olympics only lasts a month.
>>69514896
>Thinking BA means literally anything in 2016
WHY ARE THEY ALL WEARING FAGGOT ASS SPIKES!!! THEY LOOK GAYER THAN AN ARGENTINIAN POVERTYBALL TEAM!!!
put in cuc kler
>>69514824
This top kek
>>69514879
Learn the rules
>>69514903
shut up, me
>4chan in charge of RISP for a dinger bullpen leaf a shit
REEEEEEE
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foofa has some sweet strange
>>69514885
Now that I think of it, it'd be really funny to force poor countries to build baseball stadiums that'll immediately be abandoned after the games
>>69514733
>Cubs doing literally everything for the NL team
>Such as killing rallies thanks to premiere Cubs All-Star game starter Addison Russel
Sure
Is there anything worse than Doyer fans?
Reminder that Russell got voted in for his defense
>>69514922
Fuck you
I'm not you and I can prove it
>>69514900
good post
>>69514901
good post
>>69514909
good
post
>>69514923
good post good post good post good post good post good post good post good post good post
>Grounds out
WOW SHIT SS TAKE HIM OUT MEMEZ THX CHIRAQ
Thank you Joe!
>>69514930
Rags fans
>>69514932
Yeah you can, I'm (You)
GET THE ROYLELS AND RED KEKS OUT ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69514931
No, he got voted in because Cubs fans are fags
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOONNNNNN
>tfw quintana somehow gets a no decision for the ASG
>>69514897
Fun fact: Xander Basedgaerts has more hits in this ASG BY HIMSELF than the rest of the teams in the AL Least combined
>>69514937
All me desu
>>69514930
Cubs Bandwagoners.
>>69514912
Okay, let's look at his on base percentage and slugging percentage
.329 OBP
.402 SLG
FUCKING KEK
>>69514948
The Red Sox players are actually not shit though
Oh look, the cuckold is pitching.
>>69514929
>Implying a cubs player didn't start the rally
Are (You) even watching
>Russell out
FUCK YOU TERRY
THE PEOPLE HAD SPOKEN
RUSSELL 4 ASG
>>69514947
but if youre the real me then who am i?
>>69514948
So the AL can lose? No thanks.
>>69514207
You know your sport is an irrelevant borefest when they don't even bother to schedule it during a time where it will get viewership. 9 PM on a random Tuesday night lmao. They could at least try to pretend they care about their own sport. I guess the Friday night rerun of Family Guy will generate more viewer revenue.
Meanwhile the NBA devotes a whole weekend of primetime to their allstar proceeding.
>>69514957
That's pretty impressive for a guy who shouldn't even be there. Congrats to him.
>>69514938
>>69514968
>framerate
may as well post gifs
>>69514970
I just want to see other teams represented
>>69514974
We would be the same person shitposting and samefagging.
Can I just say PokemonGo is so much fun I've met so many cool people the last few days
>>69514912
russell's OPS is like .730
mediocre as fuck
>>69514931
Was a ball even hit to him? Seager should've pinch hit for him in that last inning.
BASED JBJ
BASED
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
>>69514974
https://youtu.be/rVIZx3Cl78k?t=53s
JBJBJBJ
>sanchez has literally 2 pitches
>1 of them is a curveball he uses like 2% of the time
literally how does he have a sub 3 ERA
the AL is a joke
>>69514880
This. Winter baseball would be based.
BASED BJBJBJBJBJBJBJ
JBJesus does it again
>>69514973
should've left him in, then pinch hit for him next AB
Is Julio Franco still playing?
WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION ITSELF
>>69514981
>a guy who shouldn't even be there
Who brought him?
You don't get to bring friends.
>>69514968
>that smile right after he makes contact
Love that he always does that
0:44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jNcGQ3cB64
RED KEKS LITERALLY CARRYING THIS SHIT LINEUP
>Altuve is 5'6
Holy shit lad
>inb4 they make Ortiz the MVP
speaking of roids
>>69514912
tell that some has mccucktchen on their fantasy team this year
BASED JBJBJBJBJ
>>69514972
>The only deserving Cubs starter started the rally
>The least deserving Cubs starter killed it
We're watching the same game, right?
>>69515016
Ortiz got to bring 1 friend
>the only players getting fucking hits on the AL team are the Roymemes and the Red Cucks
>Altuve getting the bants from the booth
>>69515023
Royals have all the rbis retard
Don't think Trout's gonna 3peat lads
Addison Russ-lel
>0-3
Shitty fucking meme manlet
Get Cano in there
>>69515025
Altuve is a manlet
And he has learned. Lil nigga can BALL
roid brothers!
Pomeranz > Cueto
Y'all don't even know 'bout our Yoan Moncada.
This ain't even our final form.
What do Addison Russell and Team Valor have in common?
They're both shit.
red sox: good
others : you're bad
>>69515046
saunders will get an RBI hit followed by a commiting a ridiculous error that allows a run to score
screencap this
>>69515046
6/9 are red sox and Royals you dingus. No shit.
>>69514987
faggot
>>69515025
Still taller than rosenthal kek
>Red Sox and Royals only two AL teams worth a damn
Figures
>>69515075
He's not playing
Keep Pomeranz in for the rest of the game. The AL will be fucked
>>69514635
is that total runs? because if so yeah
CUC K LER PUT IN THE CU CKLER PU T THE KUKLERBALLER IN NOW
>>69515076
umm, how many hits do canadian players have?
oh ya, 0 (z-e-r-o)
>>69514981
>.329
>10 HR
>doesn't deserve to be there
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>women playing baseball
Lmfao nope.
Bunberry a qt
Guys guys guys. This isn't even their final form
Hot damn that nigress
MURPH TIME
>>69515105
they let posey play
>>69515101
>10hr
Is that impressive?
>>69515100
Oh god
>losing record
>all star
pick one
>Altuve
You fucking manlet
>ALPOOPE
>>69514981
Canadians are dumb as shit
shoulda left Zobrist in
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>a challenge
>in the all-star game
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69515114
>Taking out the best 2nd baseman for that
Fucking Quintana, man.
Classic Q getting great support from his teammates
WHEN
>disastros
>Manlet can't field the ball
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
Pedroia would've had that
>>69515119
for a shortstop hitting .329, yeah
THANK YOU BASED MURPHY
>>69515138
WILL
>Red Sux
>All-Star Game
>All-Star umpires
Lmfao I didn't plan on laughing this hard but okay.
>>69515144
this
>>69515127
Machado deserves to be SS starter
The Kansas City Baseball Royals
put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler put in the cuckler
Quintana is cursed
>>69515144
no iglesias
>>69514966
wow thank you for the R A R E (You)
Quintana up by 2. Biggest lead he's had all season.
>goldshit
>for a big guy
>>69515156
He isn't even the best SS in his division
>>69515118
>mad at MVPs
>mad at winners
>That """""uniform"""""
I mean I've seen DBacks new shit before but it stands way out with all these traditional unis
>TAKING RIZZO OUT FOR THAT
>???????
REEEEEEEEE
>lastros
>MEMECHADO LITERALLY STEALING XANDER'S PLAY
WHAT
A
DOUCHEBAG
SOMEONE EJECT THIS PRICK
>Arenado's better than Bryant they said
>>69515156
lmao
the red sox are gonna have a top 3 offense for the next decade
lol manny has better range than that bust
>stealing X's out
Fuck off machode
>>69515176
Well not since Tulo came back
machado LITERALLY EMBARRASSING bustfarts
>letting a Coors babby play baseball in anything less than a vacuum
>>69515169
>thanking his own proxy
can you be more canadian? or gayer? but I repeat myself
>TAKING BRYANT OUT FOR THAT
>?????????
Why do baseball players love neon so much?
>>69515156
>memechado
lmao
LITERALLY a meme player
>>69515189
U
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Slow
why isn't wright pitching
>this fucking faggot STILL hasn't put the Based Cuckler in
I'm.... literally shaking... i just cant even....
>>69515211
DELTE
get that red sox pitcher in
>>69515211
How many hits does he have???
oh ya, 0 (z-e-r-o)
WWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN
>ughhhhhhhh
Based Myers
>Taking out all the Cubs players
Terry really does want to sabotage the Cubs' Worlds eries
>ramos
who
>Ramos
TYBQ
>Ramos
jesus fuck
MY NIGGA Q
>Taking out Posey for that trash
He Gone.
>>69515243
And he's putting in Natshinals
Maybe he's hoping they get beaned
>nashitnal """"players""""
>nl risp
>striking out on three pitches
>3 pitch strikeout
>nast
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>nashitnals
>>69515189
Machado is such a fucking pussy, I hate him so much
You don't fuck with de Jesus!
A day in which Q is happy is a good day for all
Terry is sabotaging the NL
He knows he can't make it so he takes out the best players and subs in the shit ones in order to stay losing
>>69515270
Machado chokes when the pressure is on
>>69515202
Like they said he hits just as many on the road, plus his defense
I am so fucking jealous and angry right now. That low first called trike to Ramos was actually framed, it was beautiful. There is absolutely no chance that was a strike with Avila or Navarro on the mound.
Man, I'm just imagining how much better sox pitchers could be if they had a competent catcher
cuckler
>>69514318
because the point of a change up is to.... you know..... change it up
Holy fuck why wi t rhe put any rays players in already Christmas
>Cricket Wireless
>>69515288
>on the mound
*Behind the plate
>>69515270
>>69515283
lmao why are y'all so fuckin' mad
is it because your team is
wait for it
in third place?
new thread when?
First threadly reminder AL catchers are almost as bad as NL pitchers at hitting
Reminder that Mike Trout went 1-13 in his only postseason appearance
>Flips his bat on a routine fly to the warning track
>Orielels
Cant wait for you fucks to regress
>>69515314
Two posts above yours
How come all the Yankees dont have a single all star?
