3-1 AL, Cueto got meme'd on, Perez and Hosmer HR's
Rangers WS 2016
all i want is ortiz to go 0-5, is that too much to ask
Time to get comfy Bryant MVP incoming
>>69514329
>implying he gets 5 at bats
Who /Twins/ here?
Jays will sweep the Rags in 4 in the CS
>>69514341
well they're not going to pull him until he gets at least one hit, and the way the al is raking they're going to go through the order at least 5 times
>>69514380
tep lel
>>69514416
Lol at this post
>>69514330
Nice fielding faggot
>>69514250
first for /sportsbar/
mfw carrying the AL
Who here /joeybats/?
>>69516284
>tfw could've carried the NL, but Terry Collins didn't listen
Post loodz Ellens.
WHICH THREAD AM I SUPPOSED TO POST IN
>bombston hyping up their offense
>have literally driven in 0 (ZERO) runs
>AL East Red Sox only: carrying the All Star team, literally the only reason they're winning
>AL East all teams except Red Sox: a national fucking embarrassment, these "all stars" should be sent to Guantanamo, Memechado especially
pathetic
>Tfw making sure the AL gets homefield advantage two years in a row
Really AL better be thanking us.
real thread
>>69516253
>>69516253
>>69516307
>(leaf)
>>69516303
yes this i came here to post exactly this but you have already posted it
>>69516307
A LEAF AHAHAHA
CAN'T MAKE IT UP
>>69516303
>Red Sox only
Uh, not a single Roid Sux has driven in any of the AL runs
>caring about all star game stats
>not putting aside differences and wanting >your league to win for pride
Doing it all wrong
Royals/Red Sox broship when
Can we make this thread no red sox please
>>69516320
But they're responsible for team moral, supplying runners in scoring position, proper defense, the whole kit and kaboodle
Although, the Royos had a couple of key dingers
David Ortiz
>bases loaded for an Indians hitter
can't go well
>>69516327
Exchange Ellen Leeds first
>>69516331
L M A O
Nigga your logic ain't shit
kys
>>69516320r d sox pitching era is 0.00
>>69516328
But I like all of their shitposts
Father Grande
>LINDOR
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>Lindor
should have fucking left Xander in
>Indians wanted this guy to start
>injuns
>>69516336
>Literally the only time Murphy does something well on defense
DAT MURPH RANGE
>first pitch swinging
reeeeeeeeeeeee take a pitch
Why the fuck is Lindor here?
Le weak contact wreck the inning meme man
seriously with those dback unis....wtf
Thats what you get for subbing X out
GIVE THE NL YOUR POWER
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
>>69516344
Nope, they haven't gotten a single out, so technically their ERA is infinite
>the machine
tha's good
>Lindor is the only reason Didi isn't in the all start game
Daily reminder Didi has identical numbers to him except he's a .300 hitter with RISP while Lindor is a .200 hitter
So if there's a team called the Nationals in the NL then why is there no team called the Americans in the AL?
>>69516380
Everyone knows the AL is the anime league
sorry kid
>being an NL fan
How does it feel to watch inferior teams play inferior baseball?
>>69516380
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>69516390
The Red Sox used to be called the Americans
>>69516394
>being weeb league
but how can kershit be the best pitcher of all time if he plays in a minor league?????
inb4 the shitkees blow it
>LUSTING after
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>69516406
>not being a weeb league
>LUSTING after
Joe Buck wants that Miller dick
>>69516380
>\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
>>69516406
>losing to the weeb league
tfw your allstar isnt even going to play
i miss the good old days when the players werent tested for steroids.
>>69516430
welcom to the good thread, pretty boy *licks lips*
>no kuckleballer
Yost is a fucking disgrace
>LUSTING after
>>69516439
guys leading the AL in era, how doesn't he pitch?
>>69516420
>miller
>blowing it
>>69516434
>tfw the best pitcher in the AL won't get a chance to pitch because Yost is racist
in fucking 2016, of all year, the current year
>The Brewers have an all star
why are the Brewers so bad?
>GIANTS HAVE NO HITS AND GAVE UP ALL THE RUNS
>>69516434
The "every team needs to be represented" rule is stupid. Some teams don't have all star caliber players.
>>69516452
yeah this exactly
Yankees pitchers used: 2
Red Sox pitchers used: 0
>>69516433
Animus4lyfe.
>>69516451
>Melvin Upton Jr literally walked him off
>>69516452
>knucklememer
>best pitcher in the AL
Why does Joe Buck want Miller's peepee so much?
>>69516460
Honestly, >our representative should be Semien as the reserve SS, but whatever
>>69516460
I like it actually
>its a joe buck thinks a foul ball is a home run episode
stop nigga
>>69516411
That reminds me
>>69516466
Even God makes mistakes once in a while
Oh shit, Lucroy trying to impersonate that guy we know as DAVID ORTIZ.
>>69516463
Would be the other way around if Yost wasn't a fuckwit and Kimbrel didn't get keked by the outfield grass
>>69516438
H-Hey p-p-pal....
>>69516478
Don't post anything related to him.
Just the fucking thought of him pisses me off again.
Fucking FUCK OFF MASTERSHIT
FUCKING
GO
AWAY
>>69516478
I would shitpost horses but gr15 would get me B%
also, what a shit taste in waifus.
>>69516463
at least 1 of those guys wont even be a yankee by the end of july
>>69516457
>all the runs
Terry Collins believes every team should be represented, and that's why the reds and Lillies are in this game
>NL ballpark
>AL team wearing home uniforms
Explain this
>>69516452
better to not run out of pitchers. That's what the NL did in that extra innings game which caused Selig to announce the following year the ASG winner would get WS homefield advantage.
>>69516452
Yost is a fag
dinger incoming
>>69516498
all the runs that have mattered so far
HES BLOWING IT
PULL THE YANKEES
>>69516496
Even then, he'll help us be better in the future.
>Falling for the Yankee bullpen meme
>>69516478
Where did he end up anyway?
I heard something about the Pirates like late last year
>>69516478
>Justin Masterson
absolutely fucking triggered
Resd will blow it
>>69516493
You'd think Tribe fans would be triggered the most.
>>69516487
Bullying Is not Okay
get the fucking yankee out
>>69516457
Posey got on base and scored though
Adam duvall is an all star....who?
>>69516500
They were short on uniforms to do it correctly so they switched or something
>>69516500
Schedulers are retarded and have teams alternate home/away while picking whatever ballpark rakes in the most sales
PULL MILLER
>>69516500
AL is the home team
>>69516517
He's in the Pierats minor league system I think.
Them or the Cubes.
All I know is that piece of shit is on an NL team in the minors
>>69516512
all runs matter
>>69516463
Yankees hits given up: 3
Red Gods hits given up: 0
You know are aware that Melvin Upton, Jr. has the 8th most WAR of any player in the history of the Tampa Bay Rays
I actually hope this game goes extra so Knucklepuck man gets a chance
miller give up all the runs so you can stay a yankee
>>69516553
David Ortiz never played for the Rasy
Whatever happened to Dean Anna
>>69516541
I always thought that whatever leauge the host team belongs to was the home team. Is this a new thing?
When was the last time this happened?
WHY IS MILLER STILL IN REEEEE
Miller, pls stop.
Don't bring shame to this team. We already have enough as it is.
>>69516525
In the short amount of time here, he was an absolute and utter fucking failure and the worst pitcher in the worst pitching rotation in the league and was a whiny faggot in the media and a complete scum for not moving to the pen and then getting shelled all the time and I fucking hated him so much.
Adam Duvall certainly is not DAVID ORTIZ
DAVID
ORTIZ
D A V I D O R T I Z
>>69516500
NL@AL
>miller
>stankees
WTF STOP
KEK
>>69516563
do she got the tiddy
she do
FUCKING FUCK MILLER YOU'RE EMBARRASSING US
>all these nashitnal league literal whos
>stankees blowing the game
Take fucking notes Robin.
>the """""""""elite"""""""" bullpen of the Yankees
>Yankees cuck it up and almost blow the game
thanks New York
>not using Brach
>$tankee$
>>69516574
tfw Yost wants to shame the Yanks
will harris is gonna give up a grand slam fucking cap this
>Collins using Diaz
Ffs Mets how do you deal with this moron.
wtf i hate the yankees now
>The AL East has been awful tonight except for the red cucks
well go figure
>8th inning
>important game
>putting in an Astros pitcher
DOES YOST NOT REMEMBER THE 2015 ALDS GAME?
Jesus Christ
WHY would you trust Yankee pitching outside the chinaman or the alcoholic
>>69516542
Or the independent league desu
He really should hang up the idea of pro babsel
>Taking Miller out
What the fuck are you doing, Yost? Miller had it.
Who invited the Yankees to the ASG
>ANDREW SHITTER GIVES UP A WALK TO ADAM ".288 OBP" DUVALL
LOOOOOOOOOL
>bankees
>this situation
>britton sitting on the bench
Way to go Yankees fuck
>>69516568
YANKEE FARMHAND
>>69516568
system of a farm
>28 pitches
>in an ASG
Top lel
Yost should just leave him in for a good laff
>>69516500
Did the DH not tip you off that this is an AL game?
PUT BRACH IN YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>69516609
>Andrew Miller would be the best reliever in your bullpen by a ridiculously large margin
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY DID YOU PUT IN A LASTROS PITCHER IN THE 8TH INNING IN AN IMPORTANT GAME?
SOMONE POST SIPP FACE
>WILL HARRIS
LITERALLY WHO?!?!?!?
>red sox hitters
4-8, 1R, 0K, 1BB
>rest of the al east
0-8, 1R, 1K, 1BB
BTFO
These two managers are so fucking awful how did they make it to the World Series?
Dumbass Collins pulling Seager for some no name rookie tardinal.
Guaranteed strikeout.
>>69516611
I'd rather Brach
Just to get his ASG time and he's just as or even more clutch than Britton
>>69516623
There's always a DH in the all star game dumb fuck, even for NL home games
>This is the pitcher half the major league is pursuing to improve the bullpen
(lol
>>69516568
that's the farm
>not putting in Brach for the 8th
You deserve to lose, Yost.
Miller could've worked out of that
do not worry
>yost knows he can't make the world series
>fucks given = zero
>throwing the game with meme tier relievers
>>69516600
Nah Jays have been meh.
>People acting like Miller was actually going to give up a run
Have you not seen him pitch? He was going to strike out the next guy. Now the next pitcher will give up a grand slam.
>5 buck box back at Taco Bell
My face when Ned will Yost the entire league
>>69516640
and EE only got a run because he pinch run for big sloppy lmao
>Brach and Britton sitting in the pen
What a waste
Literally 6 inches outside
Umpball
>>69516666
ANON WHY'D YOU GET QUADS FOR THIS? NOOO
REEEEEE
UMPBALL JUST SAVED THIS GAME THANK YOU UMP YOU ARE MY GREATEST ALLY
>>69516615
>>69516649
>All the rare Deans are gone forever
>>69516670
britton will be in for the save
will harris is in for the...memes i guess
>>69516666
>6666
FUCK YOU
NATIONAL
LEAGUE
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
>METHINALS
>TARDINALS
>SHITINALS
LMAO
THANK YOU GOD UMP
Steven Wright wouldn't allow this
Fucking idiot
>THE METH INFESTED CITY OF SAINT LOUIS
OMFG
WEW
u have to fucking swing at that man
>>69516665
>tfw just got my allowence n using to buy taco bell after the game
LEL
>NINNY LEAGUE
SWING
W
I
N
G
>NLel batting
>striking out looking in a fucking all star game
What an embarrassment
You're fucking lucky Harris
>taking that pitch
IT WAS RIGHT FUCKING THERE
I came here for umpball
>Tardinals
>>69516691
>PICKING DIAZ
FUCK YOU TERRY
Good thing it was only the NL or I would have been a bit worried there
>inb4 they tie it up in the 9th
>inb4 27 innings of baseball
>inb4 game ends at noon tomorrow
pls pls pls pls
>NATSHITNAL """""""""""""""LEAGUE"""""""""""""""
sit the fuck down shit league
the al runs shit and has since the mid 90s
that was paint
nothing your can do about that
all you can do is watch it go by
watch it go by and ride the pine
just gotta tip the cap and sit down
>10 runners stranded
>Nashitnal League
CRAWFORD WOULD HAVE HAD THAT
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Piece of shit rook didn't swing once. Faggot. Typical tardinal.
>Going down looking
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
>>69516568
Whatever happened to DAVID ORTIZ?
I like how in the playoffs, they add a flame to the pitch speed graphic for anything over 90 mph when it's usually only used for pitches higher than 95
>be nashitnal league
>RISP like you're american
>NL with RISP
what the fuck is wrong with them?
>>69516659
Yeah, but still, Miller has been so sloppy in the last two months. It's a gatdamn miracle he hasn't been fucked over as often as he should.
>TFW NL SUCCS THE DICC
Lol AL got lucky with that 1-1 strike call
Dioxide Squad looks cringe af but goddamn I would cream Harley
>Needing an all-star game to see how much stronger the AL is than the NL
top kek
NL shitters BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>METH HEADS NOT SWINGING
KEK
NINNY LEAGUE KILILNG THEMSELVES WHEN?
>Putting it all on a rookie because MUH EVERY TEAM REPRESENTED
>he looks at strike 3
FFFFFFFFFFFFUCK TERRY
>getting umpballed in the ASG
>>69516700
wtf is touhou? is it an anime?
>>69516715
incredibly quality post from Draper as usual
POST
LEWD
ELLENS
thanks terry
dumb stupid idiot
Knuckleballman to get the save.
miller would have got out of that
APOLOGIZE
Seriously, NL
just give in, adopt the DH before you embarrass yourselves any more.
>risping in the asg
based miggy soon
plz no strikeout :/
>>69516715
hi draper
>>69516715
>draper posts
>my face
>>69516644
WHEN THE HELL DID THIS START
>>69516742
An MTV rock video game.
>>69516722
Literally the most clutch mother fucker in the game
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qUlFRD_yRP8
The NL is just a meme anyways.
Just start using the DH now before you fuck it up any more. What a fucking joke
APOLOGIZE.
Any oldfags here remember when the National League was good?
>>69516572
It's the first time in all star game history it's happened. They're alternating it like this for the next four years because this is the second of four consecutive years of NL teams hosting.
It's time
>>69516716
You can tie a ASG game, you bandwagoner.
>>69516773
>methinals
Here I was thinking the Jays were the only ones with >risp issues
>>69516759
Then their pitchers would be exposed
>>69516771
I think about 5-10 years ago
Sorry for calling you stupid
>>69516746
>>69516665
I'm so poor that me and my roommate split that.
Crooked hat arrow man pls go
>le sideways hat man
these threads are why baseball has the best fans
