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3-1 AL, Cueto got meme'd on, Perez and Hosmer HR's
Rangers WS 2016
all i want is ortiz to go 0-5, is that too much to ask
Time to get comfy Bryant MVP incoming
>>69514329
>implying he gets 5 at bats
Who /Twins/ here?
Jays will sweep the Rags in 4 in the CS
>>69514341
well they're not going to pull him until he gets at least one hit, and the way the al is raking they're going to go through the order at least 5 times
>>69514380
tep lel
>>69514416
Lol at this post
>>69514330
Nice fielding faggot
>>69514250
first for /sportsbar/
mfw carrying the AL
Who here /joeybats/?
>>69516284
>tfw could've carried the NL, but Terry Collins didn't listen
Post loodz Ellens.
WHICH THREAD AM I SUPPOSED TO POST IN
>bombston hyping up their offense
>have literally driven in 0 (ZERO) runs
>AL East Red Sox only: carrying the All Star team, literally the only reason they're winning
>AL East all teams except Red Sox: a national fucking embarrassment, these "all stars" should be sent to Guantanamo, Memechado especially
pathetic
>Tfw making sure the AL gets homefield advantage two years in a row
Really AL better be thanking us.
real thread
>>69516253
>>69516253
>>69516307
>(leaf)
>>69516303
yes this i came here to post exactly this but you have already posted it
>>69516307
A LEAF AHAHAHA
CAN'T MAKE IT UP
>>69516303
>Red Sox only
Uh, not a single Roid Sux has driven in any of the AL runs
>caring about all star game stats
>not putting aside differences and wanting >your league to win for pride
Doing it all wrong
Royals/Red Sox broship when
Can we make this thread no red sox please
>>69516320
But they're responsible for team moral, supplying runners in scoring position, proper defense, the whole kit and kaboodle
Although, the Royos had a couple of key dingers
David Ortiz
>bases loaded for an Indians hitter
can't go well
>>69516327
Exchange Ellen Leeds first
>>69516331
L M A O
Nigga your logic ain't shit
kys
>>69516320r d sox pitching era is 0.00
>>69516328
But I like all of their shitposts
Father Grande
>LINDOR
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>Lindor
should have fucking left Xander in
>Indians wanted this guy to start
>injuns
>>69516336
>Literally the only time Murphy does something well on defense
DAT MURPH RANGE
>first pitch swinging
reeeeeeeeeeeee take a pitch
Why the fuck is Lindor here?
Le weak contact wreck the inning meme man
seriously with those dback unis....wtf
Thats what you get for subbing X out
GIVE THE NL YOUR POWER
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
>>69516344
Nope, they haven't gotten a single out, so technically their ERA is infinite
>the machine
tha's good
>Lindor is the only reason Didi isn't in the all start game
Daily reminder Didi has identical numbers to him except he's a .300 hitter with RISP while Lindor is a .200 hitter
So if there's a team called the Nationals in the NL then why is there no team called the Americans in the AL?
>>69516380
Everyone knows the AL is the anime league
sorry kid
>being an NL fan
How does it feel to watch inferior teams play inferior baseball?
>>69516380
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>69516390
The Red Sox used to be called the Americans
>>69516394
>being weeb league
but how can kershit be the best pitcher of all time if he plays in a minor league?????
inb4 the shitkees blow it
>LUSTING after
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>69516406
>not being a weeb league
>LUSTING after
Joe Buck wants that Miller dick
>>69516380
>\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
>>69516406
>losing to the weeb league
tfw your allstar isnt even going to play
i miss the good old days when the players werent tested for steroids.
>>69516430
welcom to the good thread, pretty boy *licks lips*
>no kuckleballer
Yost is a fucking disgrace
>LUSTING after
>>69516439
guys leading the AL in era, how doesn't he pitch?
>>69516420
>miller
>blowing it
>>69516434
>tfw the best pitcher in the AL won't get a chance to pitch because Yost is racist
in fucking 2016, of all year, the current year
>The Brewers have an all star
why are the Brewers so bad?
>GIANTS HAVE NO HITS AND GAVE UP ALL THE RUNS
>>69516434
The "every team needs to be represented" rule is stupid. Some teams don't have all star caliber players.
>>69516452
yeah this exactly
Yankees pitchers used: 2
Red Sox pitchers used: 0
>>69516433
Animus4lyfe.
>>69516451
>Melvin Upton Jr literally walked him off
>>69516452
>knucklememer
>best pitcher in the AL
Why does Joe Buck want Miller's peepee so much?
>>69516460
Honestly, >our representative should be Semien as the reserve SS, but whatever
>>69516460
I like it actually
>its a joe buck thinks a foul ball is a home run episode
stop nigga
>>69516411
That reminds me
>>69516466
Even God makes mistakes once in a while
Oh shit, Lucroy trying to impersonate that guy we know as DAVID ORTIZ.
>>69516463
Would be the other way around if Yost wasn't a fuckwit and Kimbrel didn't get keked by the outfield grass
>>69516438
H-Hey p-p-pal....
>>69516478
Don't post anything related to him.
Just the fucking thought of him pisses me off again.
Fucking FUCK OFF MASTERSHIT
FUCKING
GO
AWAY
>>69516478
I would shitpost horses but gr15 would get me B%
also, what a shit taste in waifus.
>>69516463
at least 1 of those guys wont even be a yankee by the end of july
>>69516457
>all the runs
Terry Collins believes every team should be represented, and that's why the reds and Lillies are in this game
>NL ballpark
>AL team wearing home uniforms
Explain this
>>69516452
better to not run out of pitchers. That's what the NL did in that extra innings game which caused Selig to announce the following year the ASG winner would get WS homefield advantage.
>>69516452
Yost is a fag
dinger incoming
>>69516498
all the runs that have mattered so far
HES BLOWING IT
PULL THE YANKEES
>>69516496
Even then, he'll help us be better in the future.
>Falling for the Yankee bullpen meme
>>69516478
Where did he end up anyway?
I heard something about the Pirates like late last year
>>69516478
>Justin Masterson
absolutely fucking triggered
Resd will blow it
>>69516493
You'd think Tribe fans would be triggered the most.
>>69516487
Bullying Is not Okay
get the fucking yankee out
>>69516457
Posey got on base and scored though
Adam duvall is an all star....who?
>>69516500
They were short on uniforms to do it correctly so they switched or something
>>69516500
Schedulers are retarded and have teams alternate home/away while picking whatever ballpark rakes in the most sales
PULL MILLER
>>69516500
AL is the home team
>>69516517
He's in the Pierats minor league system I think.
Them or the Cubes.
All I know is that piece of shit is on an NL team in the minors
>>69516512
all runs matter
>>69516463
Yankees hits given up: 3
Red Gods hits given up: 0
You know are aware that Melvin Upton, Jr. has the 8th most WAR of any player in the history of the Tampa Bay Rays
I actually hope this game goes extra so Knucklepuck man gets a chance
miller give up all the runs so you can stay a yankee
>>69516553
David Ortiz never played for the Rasy
Whatever happened to Dean Anna
>>69516541
I always thought that whatever leauge the host team belongs to was the home team. Is this a new thing?
When was the last time this happened?
WHY IS MILLER STILL IN REEEEE
Miller, pls stop.
Don't bring shame to this team. We already have enough as it is.
>>69516525
In the short amount of time here, he was an absolute and utter fucking failure and the worst pitcher in the worst pitching rotation in the league and was a whiny faggot in the media and a complete scum for not moving to the pen and then getting shelled all the time and I fucking hated him so much.
Adam Duvall certainly is not DAVID ORTIZ
DAVID
ORTIZ
D A V I D O R T I Z
>>69516500
NL@AL
>miller
>stankees
WTF STOP
KEK
>>69516563
do she got the tiddy
she do
FUCKING FUCK MILLER YOU'RE EMBARRASSING US
>all these nashitnal league literal whos
>stankees blowing the game
Take fucking notes Robin.
>the """""""""elite"""""""" bullpen of the Yankees
>Yankees cuck it up and almost blow the game
thanks New York
>not using Brach
>$tankee$
>>69516574
tfw Yost wants to shame the Yanks
will harris is gonna give up a grand slam fucking cap this
>Collins using Diaz
Ffs Mets how do you deal with this moron.
wtf i hate the yankees now
>The AL East has been awful tonight except for the red cucks
well go figure
>8th inning
>important game
>putting in an Astros pitcher
DOES YOST NOT REMEMBER THE 2015 ALDS GAME?
Jesus Christ
WHY would you trust Yankee pitching outside the chinaman or the alcoholic
>>69516542
Or the independent league desu
He really should hang up the idea of pro babsel
>Taking Miller out
What the fuck are you doing, Yost? Miller had it.
Who invited the Yankees to the ASG
>ANDREW SHITTER GIVES UP A WALK TO ADAM ".288 OBP" DUVALL
LOOOOOOOOOL
>bankees
>this situation
>britton sitting on the bench
Way to go Yankees fuck
>>69516568
YANKEE FARMHAND
>>69516568
system of a farm
>28 pitches
>in an ASG
Top lel
Yost should just leave him in for a good laff
>>69516500
Did the DH not tip you off that this is an AL game?
PUT BRACH IN YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>69516609
>Andrew Miller would be the best reliever in your bullpen by a ridiculously large margin
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY DID YOU PUT IN A LASTROS PITCHER IN THE 8TH INNING IN AN IMPORTANT GAME?
SOMONE POST SIPP FACE
>WILL HARRIS
LITERALLY WHO?!?!?!?
>red sox hitters
4-8, 1R, 0K, 1BB
>rest of the al east
0-8, 1R, 1K, 1BB
BTFO
These two managers are so fucking awful how did they make it to the World Series?
Dumbass Collins pulling Seager for some no name rookie tardinal.
Guaranteed strikeout.
>>69516611
I'd rather Brach
Just to get his ASG time and he's just as or even more clutch than Britton
>>69516623
There's always a DH in the all star game dumb fuck, even for NL home games
>This is the pitcher half the major league is pursuing to improve the bullpen
(lol
>>69516568
that's the farm
>not putting in Brach for the 8th
You deserve to lose, Yost.
Miller could've worked out of that
do not worry
>yost knows he can't make the world series
>fucks given = zero
>throwing the game with meme tier relievers
>>69516600
Nah Jays have been meh.
>People acting like Miller was actually going to give up a run
Have you not seen him pitch? He was going to strike out the next guy. Now the next pitcher will give up a grand slam.
>5 buck box back at Taco Bell
My face when Ned will Yost the entire league
>>69516640
and EE only got a run because he pinch run for big sloppy lmao
>Brach and Britton sitting in the pen
What a waste
Literally 6 inches outside
Umpball
>>69516666
ANON WHY'D YOU GET QUADS FOR THIS? NOOO
REEEEEE
UMPBALL JUST SAVED THIS GAME THANK YOU UMP YOU ARE MY GREATEST ALLY
>>69516615
>>69516649
>All the rare Deans are gone forever
>>69516670
britton will be in for the save
will harris is in for the...memes i guess
>>69516666
>6666
FUCK YOU
NATIONAL
LEAGUE
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
>METHINALS
>TARDINALS
>SHITINALS
LMAO
THANK YOU GOD UMP
Steven Wright wouldn't allow this
Fucking idiot
>THE METH INFESTED CITY OF SAINT LOUIS
OMFG
WEW
u have to fucking swing at that man
>>69516665
>tfw just got my allowence n using to buy taco bell after the game
LEL
>NINNY LEAGUE
SWING
W
I
N
G
>NLel batting
>striking out looking in a fucking all star game
What an embarrassment
You're fucking lucky Harris
>taking that pitch
IT WAS RIGHT FUCKING THERE
I came here for umpball
>Tardinals
>>69516691
>PICKING DIAZ
FUCK YOU TERRY
Good thing it was only the NL or I would have been a bit worried there
>inb4 they tie it up in the 9th
>inb4 27 innings of baseball
>inb4 game ends at noon tomorrow
pls pls pls pls
>NATSHITNAL """""""""""""""LEAGUE"""""""""""""""
sit the fuck down shit league
the al runs shit and has since the mid 90s
that was paint
nothing your can do about that
all you can do is watch it go by
watch it go by and ride the pine
just gotta tip the cap and sit down
>10 runners stranded
>Nashitnal League
CRAWFORD WOULD HAVE HAD THAT
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Piece of shit rook didn't swing once. Faggot. Typical tardinal.
>Going down looking
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
>>69516568
Whatever happened to DAVID ORTIZ?
I like how in the playoffs, they add a flame to the pitch speed graphic for anything over 90 mph when it's usually only used for pitches higher than 95
>be nashitnal league
>RISP like you're american
>NL with RISP
what the fuck is wrong with them?
>>69516659
Yeah, but still, Miller has been so sloppy in the last two months. It's a gatdamn miracle he hasn't been fucked over as often as he should.
>TFW NL SUCCS THE DICC
Lol AL got lucky with that 1-1 strike call
Dioxide Squad looks cringe af but goddamn I would cream Harley
>Needing an all-star game to see how much stronger the AL is than the NL
top kek
NL shitters BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>METH HEADS NOT SWINGING
KEK
NINNY LEAGUE KILILNG THEMSELVES WHEN?
>Putting it all on a rookie because MUH EVERY TEAM REPRESENTED
>he looks at strike 3
FFFFFFFFFFFFUCK TERRY
>getting umpballed in the ASG
>>69516700
wtf is touhou? is it an anime?
>>69516715
incredibly quality post from Draper as usual
POST
LEWD
ELLENS
thanks terry
dumb stupid idiot
Knuckleballman to get the save.
miller would have got out of that
APOLOGIZE
Seriously, NL
just give in, adopt the DH before you embarrass yourselves any more.
>risping in the asg
based miggy soon
plz no strikeout :/
>>69516715
hi draper
>>69516715
>draper posts
>my face
>>69516644
WHEN THE HELL DID THIS START
>>69516742
An MTV rock video game.
>>69516722
Literally the most clutch mother fucker in the game
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qUlFRD_yRP8
The NL is just a meme anyways.
Just start using the DH now before you fuck it up any more. What a fucking joke
APOLOGIZE.
Any oldfags here remember when the National League was good?
>>69516572
It's the first time in all star game history it's happened. They're alternating it like this for the next four years because this is the second of four consecutive years of NL teams hosting.
It's time
>>69516716
You can tie a ASG game, you bandwagoner.
>>69516773
>methinals
Here I was thinking the Jays were the only ones with >risp issues
>>69516759
Then their pitchers would be exposed
>>69516771
I think about 5-10 years ago
Sorry for calling you stupid
>>69516665
I'm so poor that me and my roommate split that.
Crooked hat arrow man pls go
>le sideways hat man
these threads are why baseball has the best fans
>Strikeout
is rodney high?
Just tuning in. What happened in the anthem that got all the cucknadian's panties in a bunch?
>Rodmeme
What the fuck is with Roodney's eyes? How hopped up on coke is he?
>tfw I unironically enjoy the all star game
>ABC News @ABC 1m1 minute ago
>Canadian quartet apologizing after singer alters lyrics to "O Canada" at MLB All-Star Game.
>ABC News @ABC 1m1 minute ago
>Canadian quartet apologizing after singer alters lyrics to "O Canada" at MLB All-Star Game.
>ABC News @ABC 1m1 minute ago
>Canadian quartet apologizing after singer alters lyrics to "O Canada" at MLB All-Star Game.
>ABC News @ABC 1m1 minute ago
>Canadian quartet apologizing after singer alters lyrics to "O Canada" at MLB All-Star Game.
>ABC News @ABC 1m1 minute ago
>Canadian quartet apologizing after singer alters lyrics to "O Canada" at MLB All-Star Game.
>ABC News @ABC 1m1 minute ago
>Canadian quartet apologizing after singer alters lyrics to "O Canada" at MLB All-Star Game.
>ABC News @ABC 1m1 minute ago
>Canadian quartet apologizing after singer alters lyrics to "O Canada" at MLB All-Star Game.
>ABC News @ABC 1m1 minute ago
>Canadian quartet apologizing after singer alters lyrics to "O Canada" at MLB All-Star Game.
>ABC News @ABC 1m1 minute ago
>Canadian quartet apologizing after singer alters lyrics to "O Canada" at MLB All-Star Game.
The Nationlel League once again gets emasculated by superior American League cock
>>69516765
>you
>Fernando Rodney is an all-star in 2016
that was fucking low
>>69516773
damn that was a fun series
>>69516808
no but the ump is
>>69514309
>bad century
>the feel is understood
>>69516722
>>69516775
He hits like shit against lefthanders.
Especially sliders.
The Marlins got a bunch of good players why do they suck so much?
Classic Miggy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CXISOgHIh0U
>saunders
>blue gays
>leafs
>>69516805
are you from windsor?
>>69516810
One of the guys who sang the canadian anthem changed the lyrics to something about #AllLivesMatter
>>69516821
What did he even change it too
>>69516782
She looks like she could give a wicked hand job tvqhwy
>>69516833
That's half a century m8.
>bluegays
All that work to get Saunders in the ASG
The madman Yost saving Wright for the ninth
DID HE SHOOT THE ARROW?
>>69516828
BASED
PLS GIB MORE
IN EXCHANGE, TAKE THIS LEWD ELLEN
>>69516805
it was low
>doyers reliever in
OH SHIT IT BEGINS
>>69516865
ok, sorry
>>69516842
Woops, wrong video, nevermind
>>69516848
>saunders
>diaz
>no based elvis andrus
>no adrian beltre
Literal whos?????? In the ASG
Why the fuck isn't Jansen pitching right now?
>>69516871
That's Britton you fucking idiot. Wright is riding pine tonight.
>>69516791
And that was a goddamn travisty. Ties are mark of shame in football and for pussy sports like soccer.
>>69516875
Dodgers have a top 5 bullpen in baseball and the second best of the
>>69516746
TERRY WAT R U DOING
NL WEST HAS WORST PITCHING
>>69516840
>have a bunch of good players
>suck
#justmiamithings
Didn't Rodney blow the Tiggers World Series hopes away with an errant pick off throw?
>DODGERS BULLPEN
WEW
>>69516791
That's pretty gay. Also, I want someone to take this shit too seriously and get tossed out. I want to see Yost take a shit for NO reason and get tossed. What is really wrong with my wants?
Well Byrant got to embarrass Sales with a dinger, so this is a victory for the Cubs.
Am I weird for skipping the winning teams at bats if they are in the lead already?
I mean if it were a tie or the team up was losing I'd watch it.
>>69516821
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/baseball/mlb/canadian-national-anthem-all-lives-matter-change-1.3676477
>In the middle portion of the anthem, which is often sung in French, there was an audible change to: "We're all brothers and sisters. All lives matter to the great."
>The phrase "all lives matter" is widely viewed as a rejection of the Black Lives Matter movement.
TYB Remigio Pereira
>>69516853
I bet if he did it about BLM, he would get praised and interviews at every news station.
>>69516905
>>69516902
Ya'll know Jansen has walked like 12 over the last 2 years right?
And a k/9 of like 14 with a sub 1.5ERA
>>69516825
a red balloon
>>69516890
MORE PLS
>>69516932
see not all canadians are cucked
Man even though I'm a Giants fan Kenley Jansen blows me away
>orilels
>AL EAST PLAYERS NOT ON THE RED SOX
FUCKING
DONT ALLOW THEM TO HIT
Holy shit the O's players are so fucking bad
>>69516939
Yeah, probably.
WHAT A HERO
>faultimore gloryholes
>millionaires lecturing about equal pay
haha :D
>Matt Weiners
>"""""Man"""""ny Machado
Nice """"""""""team"""""""""" you've got there
Since this AL team was effectively carried by the royals I'm going to post officially one of the best royals images.
>>69516939
That's because ALM is some whitewashing bullshit
Well I see the sox are the only al east team to show up
Holy shit this fucking Bud Light commercial. Legit propaganda
>>69516927
>1-7 with 6 (Six) Strikeouts against Sale
>>69516967
literal keks
>>69516932
Goddamn it, /pol/ is coming now but its sad that it would be right to be angry about this.
>Ham fisted BL commercial with DUDEWEEDLMAO Man
>>69516890
>>69516873
>>69516746
Damn man. Fuckin jelly
>MUH WAGE GAP commercisl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjWBXbGVyQU
>>69516887
Go eat pootine in your cuck shed
>National League ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''All Stars''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Should the AL just play an exhibition game against the NPB All Stars next year? It's getting boring watching them rape the NL every year.
>>69516955
>>69516959
>>69516964
>>69516967
>>69516971
>>69516975
lol what is your position in the standings?
>orioles """""""""""""fans"""""""""""""
>SJW Rogen
why didn't the orioles send any good players to the all star game lol
STEVEN WRIGHT IS WARMING UP
STEVEN
WRIGHT
IS WARMING UP
JUST IN CASE BOYS
JUST IN CASE
>>69516984
>ETERNAL 4TH PLACERS will LITERALLY NEVER have a waifu as good as ellen
How are you against equal pay? Fucking virgins
>>69516992
this. give them home field advantage out of pity but force them to catch up with the times with the DH
hail Britton
>>69516993
>Bringing up the present
Kek, get a load of this cuck.
>>69516971
Let us show you what a REAL closer can do after that shitshow with Betances and Miller
>Joe Mauer will never be good again
This is literally the first and last time in history I will root for Britton
>>69516973
Get the fuck out of here with your buzzwords.
>>69517004
don't play with my emotions
>>69517022
oops i shouldn't have quoted a yankees post, mistook it for something of relevance
>Orioles
>Fucking up the entire game
>closing the 9th
WHY? REEEEEEE
BASED DAE HO LEE
>yfw cuckler vs bartolo in extras
>>69517026
>that fucking image
great job if you made it
>>69516939
>BLM: "Black Lives Matter"
>Hillary: "All Lives Matter"
>BLM: "ONLY Black Lives Matter"
>Media: "saying All Lives Matter counts black lives as worth less than non-black lives because unintelligible gibberish"
>Everyone: "Black Lives Matter"
>>69517019
Who are those other two dick ticks?
I wish the announcers would stop pointing out how this is an "International all-star game!" every 84 seconds or so. The anthem cuckoldry was bad enough, but Jesus Christ; we get it: theyz kangz n shit. It's not like last years ASG were all just a bunch of Icelanders or something.
>>69516994
they were too busy """"""""protesting"""""""" that day
>>69516973
>whitewashing
>>>>tumblr.com
on the one hand i'm surprised they're still playing and i kind of want them to wrap it up on the other hand i would laugh a lot and really hard if this orioles boy blew it
>>69517023
We already saw a closer the moment Mariano Jr. Took the mound
>Nu-male jew and fat ugly jew whore commercial about how progressive Bud Light ownership is
How does shampoo cost more for women? It's pretty expensive for men, too. It's all about where you shop you fat ugly fucking jew.
How do motor vehicles cost more for women? Is it because the insurance is high because you can't fucking drive? Is it because you can't actually haggle for anything you pathetic worm?
Fuck Fox and fuck this faggot Joe Buck.
based potatoman
>>69517048
Other teachers from the book
HERE WE GO
THE ETERNAL 4TH PLACERS ARE CHOKING IT AWAY
>O's blow the game
Thank you based af Murphy
>Os
Fucking Os will blow this
>put in Cuckeler
britton a shit
if the glory holes blow it here can the meme finally fucking die? 3 contending teams in the division is too much
Murphy is an artist up there.
HOLY FUCK WHY DID THEY LET BRITTON CLOSE IT UP?
FOR THE LOVE OF GODS ALL THE ORIOLES DO IS FUCK SHIT UP IN THIS ASG, AND WHAT DOES BALTIMORE DO? JUST KEEP FUCKING IT UP
>orilels "all-stars"
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>>69517048
I forget their names. Other New Horizon chicks. Lucy and somebody?
The Orioles have been awful this entire game
>>69517063
It's tongue in cheek you fucking autist
Extra innings! Extra innings! No whammies.
>small hands and fingers
u know what this means rite??
Strikeout into double play inc
How did Eduardo Nunez do, I missed him
Goldshit.
>your team doesn't contribute much in the All-Star game anymore
o nice way to keep em in it you faggot
>that slow ass throw to first
HE WAS SO SLOW GETTING RID OF IT THAT HE COST THE DOUBLE PLAY
ETERNAL 4TH SHITTERS
>Baltipoor ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''All Stars'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' go 0-5 at the plate
>about to blow the save
Can we DFA their entire organization to the NL?
>>69517063
delete this i'm embarrassed to share threads with you every night you're a real moron for this one
How do you not turn two on that?
what the fuck is this 360 degree shit
who CARES
>>69517101
He threw it to first
>>69517023
So far, this "real" closer is pitching about as well as Betances did
>>69517101
He threw to first
>>69517048
Looked it up. Anne green and Lucy Smith.
>>69517083
sorry i don't know the other names
>>69517092
>dude its just satire bro, just like John Oliver
Kill yourself
Commercial wasn't even trying to sell beer, its trying to push a bullshit lie
>>69517095
GRAB THE LITTLE HAND
GREAT BRITTON
GG
GG Arcade League
Fortunately the Giants don't need the home field to win the series, otherwise I'd be worried
Fucking Coors babby
SALE WINS LOL
Good game NL, see you in the ALCS
theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yankees win!
Fucking ratbirds gonna bchoke cock here?
The NL might as well not show up next year
>>69517126
Press is sexy as fuck thanks for spamming bro
APOLOGIZE TO KRIS BRYANT RIGHT NOW
>Goldshit
>Arenahhhdo
Bryant and Rizzo would've gotten shit done lol.
APOLOGIZE
>National League
That's my closer
>>69517114
Yeah we sure did
Nice job loading the bases last inning you mooks
>NL
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NL
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NL
LEL
FUCK NINNYLEAGUE
KEK
DONALDSON SAVES THE DAY
MVP
Is there a more cucked country than Canuckistan?
AL WINS AGAIN
AGAIN
IS THE NL EVEN TRYING
WHAT WAS ARENADO DOING
ahahahah AHAHAHHAHAHAH my FUCKING sides
mfw royals won it
OMFG
gg nlfags.
gg nesn
gg animu league
o wew ty dolan
>rookies
>NL babbs
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>>69517126
LAUGHING MY ASS OFF @ YOU
KILL YOURSELVES
AND YOUR FAMILIES
GET RAPED
NATIONAL LEAGUE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT FOR THE FOURTH YEAR IN A ROW TOP JEJ
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT JINTS
>>69517141
THICK
Well we can thank the red sox for carrying the AL to another win
>>69517139
>Klubot instead
I'm okay with this.
Well that was fun.
See you Soxbros in the gamethreads in a couple of weeks once I get my shit together.
>3:05
Not bad
>11/14
>the babby league has won THREE times
holy shit
Arcade league lucky we didn't have kershaw, bumgarner, thor, arrieta.
>>69517157
I dont know, is there?
>Its another American League wins the all-star game episode
SAL PEREZ INTERVIEW
YESSSSS
>>69517127
Neat. We should take one of them over Auri desu
>This fucking interview
>Game 7 will be at Fenway instead of Wrigley
fug
>>69517140
only oldf*gs
>last question: DAVID ORTIZ
uh oh that's meme
Ned Yost smiling
Unironically believing his team will make the World Series and will thus benefit from this win
So I guess he can only hit when it's against the Giants
Arenado trash
ESS ONBALEEVABLE I SO HOPPY FOR HEM FAMILY
DON'T FORGET ABOUT DAVID ORTIZ
GREAT BRITTON
Tribe confirmed WS Champs
Why are the AL so cocky?
They literally play baseball on easymode and try to brag lel
>no Kershaw
>no Stras
>no Arrieta
>no Syndergaard
Family, you don't know how mad I ain't.
What do you guys think of Petco Park?
>>69517139
>>69517180
he's the starter so he can't win unless he goes 5 innings
>>69517196
Do it!
>>69517219
>listing names of NL pitchers
LOL REMEMBER WHEN ALL THOSE FAGGOTS WERE SHITPOSTING ABOUT BRITTON?
3 BATTERS FACED
0 RUNS SCORED
ALL GROUND BALLS
AND AN AMAZING SAVE
FIRST PLACE ORIOLES, GET FUCKED FAGGOTS, ALL YOUR SHITPOSTING IS FOR NAUGHT
>BOMBSTON TALKING SHIT ABOUT THEIR OFFENSIVE PERFORMANCE WITH ZERO (0) RBIS AND ZERO (0) OUTS RECORDED BY THEIR PITCHERS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DIE
>inb4 they give Oritz MVP
>>69517092
Fuck off you NL loving nu-male faggot.
>>69517226
San Diego is a cursed team
>>69517226
A nice place to rack up road wins.
>>69517155
>>69517166
Nice digits leaves
JASH is legit. Nice it ended on a GIDP like that
>No Familia or Colon
Fuck you Terry
>>69517185
I HATE this meme
>>69517226
actually very nice desu
that metal company building is hipstery and gay as fuck but cool too
>>69517245
>inb4 Derek Jeter para-glides into the stadium and they give it to him.
>>69517179
This. Thank (You)
Just sayin'
>>69517218
Kluber won one for da land
trout better get mvp
I'm out of nicotine
Should I get dip or cigarettes?
>>69517226
It looks nice. Can you give us Don back now please
well, isn't perez the mvp?
>>69517139
>Leaves when he's losing
>Because he gave up a homerun to a guy he never gave up a hit to before in his career.
Silly White Sux,
>>69517294
Cigarettes unless you dont like having teeth?
>>69517294
dip
>>69517283
If Ortiz didn't play in that little league sized Fenway Stadium, we wouldnt know who he is.
>>69517248
You're fucking stupid. Are they fucking Jews subtly pushing an agenda, of course. Are they being literal when they say women have to pay more money for cars? No, you're autistic if you take that literally. PLEASE fucking kill yourself
>>69517294
Box of patches.
>>69517297
Don is just sick he will be back in second half
>>69517283
Who's the boy in glasses to the right of Obama?
really if dolan wasnt boss enough to get the DP the os wouldve inevitably blown it
MVP desu
>>69517189
But all those pitchers suck because they pitch in the National League tho
NL MVP
Hosmer would be hot if he was a girl
>HOSMER
What the fuck
my hosmer when Royals carried the team and won everything and everything once again
>presented by Chevrolet
Jesus Christ you're presenting an award you whore
That truck is so sick.
>Hosmer giving his pops the new truck
Why are KC players so Goat.
literally who just one that plastic bat?
>asking a guy who makes $14 million a year to choose between two $40,000 cars
>>69517328
"no"
>>69517226
>>69517297
return don
DH when?
Fuck this homegrown is some good shit I'm still feeling it from smoking at 4pm
>mfw no erin andrews pussy to shove a bat into
>>69517328
lol kys
>>69517324
>He doesn't know Henry & Co. are forcing Remy out the door on the hush controlled manner & Orsillo was just caught in the crossfire
yost gave hosmer 3 at bats and didn't play a single ALC non royals fielder until the 6th inning, only played lindor and miggy
what a scared faggot
>>69517294
cigarettes. Dip will rot the fuck out of your teeth.
I changed the chanel on this Bitch.
What is happening?
>>69517404
oops nunez played
>>69517429
Some flyover state teams player won MVP
>>69517404
JBJ was 2-2 and Yost just about every other start 3 ABs
he also refused to play Wright because he was obviously jealous
>>69517464
JBJ hit a cuck tier roller up the line that just happened to stay fair
hardly on fire
>>69517328
Any 3B would've made that but Dolan is the only one besides Manny I'd trust to get it done
>HURRR WE OWE IT TO THA ROYALS
Ayo hol up.
You mean to tell me...
That the Red Sox dindu shiieet?
>>69517494
and his other hit was an accidental swing
>>69517494
assmad baltipoor fan detected
>>69517451
>MFW a flyover state owns the WS and this years ASG.
Get used to it.
