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>>69493486
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Whats up
>>69502517
OFFICIAL THREAD
JEWS OUT
GAS THE KIKES THE THREAD WARS NOW
NEED Berlocq
mon Guilherme
get tae fuck berlocq
>cannot hold a SINGLE serve in tie breaker
what a fraud
>>69502630
Is he winning?
>was about to bet on the berlocq meme
fucking spic frauds holy shit
are any of these games value?
>inb4 overround
>Garcia
Honestly giving up betting on this sport
>>69502652
he just got broken while serving for the match, the cunt
gambling SO tez
CANNOT stop losing
Gonna lay off the tennis and wait for some worldies tonight I suppose
GO ON BERLOCQ LAD
>>69502517
>>69502580
REMEMBER THE 6 GORILLION JEWISH THREADS
CARLOS CARLOS CARLOS CARLOS CARLOS CARLOS
DENIERS BTFO
pmsl Berlocq
BERLOCQ
E
R
L
O
C
Q
>G-Lop
unironically having suicidal thoughts fammers
fuck it lads, should i fucking dump cash into carlos berlocq?
>>69502696
What a bet lads. Second set winner @5 you're a true hero
Lopez SUCH a character
>Fucked by a 90 minute goal
Jesus fucking christ
I can't catch a fucking break with this shit.
So so T E Z
>randoms are starting to follow me on TT
Doing well betting on the tennis for smalls
NEED malaysian goals like air
v v enjoyable trade
Lads...
S-Selangor unders looking c-comfy
Garcia Lopez going to cost us on -1.5 sets and the accy :/
>>69502790
>1.02
>>69502790
the fuck
>>69502790
I'm hoping for you.
L O P E Z
>>69502790
Are you >>69501742 ?
Lads
LADS
>>69502789
Good work mate
>>69502858
yes
this goddamn shithead
>>69502790
>1.02
What?!
fuck's sake
GAZZA MY BOY
LOPEZ LOPEZ LOPEZ LOPEZ
would LOVE it if Zeballos started playing well
Kohlschreiber is dead on his legs
>both Kohlschreiber and Garcia-Lopez were below 1.05 at one point
sweaty day
>>69502935
This, I'm on a roll with the tennis today I don't want him to ruin it
>>69502935
Didn't get on anything apart from Garica @2
Is Zabello worth getting on TT? Or was it just a cheeky selection for the acca?
Mistakenly betted on O1,5 inn the 2nd half of the Borisov game instead of FT. In a acca.
Hold me lads.
So Paire was Paire and lost 1st round, but will take a chance of him rounding into form at 9/1 every time.
Renzo Olivo 2.75 hit, Ymer at 1.80 didnt, now left is Taro Daniel at 2.60 who is doing ok
>>69502999
The Americuck who tipped Paire also thought Daniel (playing vs Zeballo) would win
NEED carlos to win PLEASE
When are Johor Darul Takzim going to score, Lieberjew? When, I ask?
>>69503053
I don't trust Americans when it comes to betting.
>>69503064
I've only got a going on PBDKT winning the second half.
>These Wall-Street tips 'reasonings'
>>69503088
Did Wall Street not go paid?
>>69503075
what about the cheeky acca, Lieberman, WHAT ABOUT THE ACCA
>>69503107
Yeah and he went into negative yield on his paid account lol
>>69503053
It's a classic tennis trap, take the guy "on form" who won the Bastad Challenger, except the field was so extraordinarily weak only one of those wins was pretty good, and Daniel was at the much tougher Braunschweig CH and did well too, plus was one step up from any of the guys Zeballos played.
FUCKS SAKE CARLOS PLEASE
>>69503123
This one?
>>69503136
Look at his fucking stance, he's given up
Accept the losses anon
>>69503126
not surprising if his reason for placing bets is the league table
down HIDEOUS
>>69503126
What was his paid account?
Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind one door is a car; behind the others, goats. You pick a door, say No. 1, and the host, who knows what's behind the doors, opens another door, say No. 3, which has a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to pick door No. 2?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice?
>>69503173
https://tipstertube.com/profile/wall_street
>>69503185
It's literally 50/50 at that point and it doesn't matter what you do.
>>69503144
the one you posted in the other thread
>>69503165
Cue him going paid again when mugs don't realise his tips are shite kek
>>69503193
>>69503185
wrong
switch
>>69503191
Hahaha, brilliant
>>69503185
Switch, learnt this in economics
>>69503193
Tears
>>69503185
According to nerds, it is
According to /bet/ it makes no fucking difference, you always end up with a goat
>>69503198
That one starts at 7.
>>69503185
Always switch
>>69503208
>>69503205
Explain
>>69503185
Yes.
>implying everyone doesn't already know th Monty Hall problem
>>69503193
But what if there's 1000 doors, and after you pick one, 998 GOAT doors are opened. Do you switch then?
>>69503215
wait what?
S-sorry lids
>>69503202
Euan should've made another account when he went paid too
>>69503191
>>69503207
>>69503220
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Hall_problem
>>69503220
You originally had a 33% chance of picking the car.
If you switch when there is one goat and one car it goes up to 50%.
look up the Monty Hall problem, it's v interesting, hard to get your head round it at first desu
>>69503239
They just scored :)
>>69503243
Either Berlocq breaks this game or I break my neck, lid
BERLOCQ PLEASE BREAK HIS SERVE PLEASE
>>69500289 I meant that one
>>69503262
Good, Jew. Good.
>people falling for the Monty Hall bait
>>69502517
source of this picture desu?
>>69503278
its juve
>>69503255
>>69503259
Originally had 33% chance, yes.
Switching or not switching are both 50% chances.
By not switching, you choose your original door at a 50% chance of winning.
By switching, you choose the other door at a 50% chance of winning.
>>69503272
Oh yeah, forgot about that one :)
>>69503278
pretty sure it's Poleaboo, some attention whore paki from /brit/ and /britfeel/
anyone got champs league tips?
>>69503255
>>69503259
Still don't see what you are getting at. Doesn't matter that originally it was a 33% chance, once the door is opened and you see a goat you're at 50% chance. Switch or no switch.
>>69503250
https://tipstertube.com/profile/wall-street
Massage him here
He's too ashamed to use paid account now
>>69503294
baka
>>69503305
http://www.grand-illusions.com/simulator/montysim.htm
>>69503288
The probability of winning when you switch is 66%, not 50%
>went small on Takzim II +0.25 at 2-0
Wish I went special desu
>>69503307
Done.
>>69503305
If you always switch you win if you pick the goat (2/3) and lose if you pick the car (1/3)
If you always stick you win if you pick the car (1/3) and lose if you pick the goat (2/3)
who /elite/ here?
Guys, can we stop discussing about goats being behind doors? I didn't realize I was posting on an Afghani image-board.
>>69503352
Afghani goat-figurine forum in fact
>>69503349
Going paid soon lid. Want to quit my job so badly.
>>69503368
How much you charging?
>>69503368
Still gonna give us a freebie every once in a while won't you lid
>>69503338
>euanic fraud
top kek.
>>69503352
>>69503365
we're on an afghanistan cricket discussing forum
those cunts better beat the paddies, 250-15 as of now
>>69503375
Haven't decided yet. But it'll be very minimal. Unless I get some donations, then I'll just stay free.
But if you know that it has goat behind it why would you stick with it?
So so down
Yeah the thing that got my head around the goats problem was that you could have picked the door with the goat, which wouldn't have been opened, giving you a positive probability for switching
>still discussing monty hall
how dumb are you cunts?
>>69503394
Would pay for your service lid
CL tips literally WHEN
Anyone here ever used Unibet? Tried accessing it last night from France but they blocked me and now they have closed my account down. Asked them about my withdrawals and they said I need to send them photos of my passport, debit card, bank statement and proof of address; even though I processed the withdrawals over a week ago.
Is there a way to get my money from them without sending this info? Don't have my bank statement or proof of address on me.
Can't win a bet to save my life. PMSL.
Am I the only one that feels obligated to bet when on here even when there's nothing valuable to bet on? Is this is some trick by bookies?
>>69503423
It was only the Romanian model man who didn't understand
>>69503430
Using my advanced statistical models and data from the past season (all competitions) I have decided that
>FK Vardar - GNK Dinamo Zagreb: Both to score @2.10
is extremely good value. Take it or leave it.
t. made thousands upon thousands of euros
>>69503450
Its called an addiction, get some help from your local rabbi
>>69503463
Can you trip up pls?
>>69503475
Stop replying to my posts.
>>69503473
It's not an addiction though, I only have this feeling when I'm posting here. It's like some sort of peer pressure. Like:
>>Share on our misery, else you can't be here.
>>69502517
Absolutely disgusting.
>>69503439
Get a statement online
Where the fuck is my selangor goal
>>69503482
I will if you would trip up and I could then filter you
>you followed the model of a person that doesn't understand the Monty Hall problem
>>69503485
why are you still here then?
>>69503500
>thinking I'll do some smelly brit a favour
Literally get 7/7'd, smelly paki
>>69503506
I want to establish myself as a personality, a person of interest, a powerful figure... one to rule them all.
>>69503502
talking big sense here lid
>>69503515
Sounds a bit like Hitler tbqh
so DAC today
>They have placed bets today
PMSL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10728838
>TT posting that StrawPoll
Honestly what kind of responses did you expect lid, of course the majority will vote for the cheapest option
>>69503588
>>69503590
It's more to find out how many people would pay the minimum anyway.
Should have made "Would you rather pay for me or T4tW
>>69503489
Need one with an address as well sadly, these cunts are really being Jews. Between them and Ladbrokes locking my account I don't have anywhere to bet currently.
>>69503616
>>69503624
Should have added 5 pounds per year as an option desu
>>69503629
You can get pdf versions of your bank statements through online banking which will have your address.
>>69503538
Yeah, not sure I can recover after today
>>69503638
Kek. Didn't realise Juve was 5 a year.
hmmmm.... by my calculations..... I need to win the euromillions tonight..... hmmmmmmm
NEED another Dukla goal pls
DOWN INSANE
How do you stop a very very bad streak?
>>69503705
just be yourself
>>69503705
Have sex.
>>69503649
I honestly had no idea that it had the address on it, thank you so much.
>>69503590
People are happy paying £10 to Euan, can't really blame him for seeing how much people want to pay him. Honestly though TT, you should have the membership fee set as a percentage of the previous months earning. So if you made £300 profit, then set it as 5% or something
>>69503705
stop gambling for a bit, relax and try again tomorrow without clouded vision
>>69503705
here >>69503463
guaranteed profit
>>69503705
Didn't you get on my Malaysia tips lid?
>>69503723
V v v good post. Need to stop chasing losses. Guess I will stop today and try again tmr.
>>69503705
Take a break. What I find happens when I have a bad streak the tipsters I follow coincidentally seem to be going through one too, so it's better to just take time off and not get on anything unless it's a worldie
>>69503739
been in the same position this past week really, I learnt the hard way a while ago that chasing losses straight away only adds to the problem.
>>69503722
This tbqh, setting the fee as a percentage of earnings is fair
>>69503752
>chasing losses
the story of your life
>>69503730
Got on Under 3 and +1 because I saw them late. Looks good atm. Up a little. Down insane because Singapore U16 scored a goal in the 90 + 3 minute to fucking kill off my 10/10 stake in Under 4.5. Losing my head over it still.
Just layed Yamato @ 15:50 Dundalk. Anyone care to join me? Laying favourites SO profitable.
>>69503730
What's your TT again?
DUKLA
>>69503795
https://tipstertube.com/profile/mathworks
>>69503789
What bookie are you using?
PKNS
where were you for the Wall Street Crash of 2016?
>>69503809
Betfair
>>69503816
>b-but the league table
>>69503810
SELANGOR JUST CAME FUCKING THROUGH. shits beyond retarded
/biz/ now has a gambling general for those interested, more focused on poker tbph but could still be of interest to people here.
>>69503789
YES IT CAME SECOND.
Up £20 laying the favourite
3/3 so far
>>69503308
fuck
>>69503866
Should've joined you tbqh
Will try it on the next one
>>69503857
link?
>>69503857
I am pretty good at poker. Link it. Could be fun.
>>69503893
>>>/biz/1375695
pretty slow thread but interesting discussion
>>>/biz/1376287
>>>/biz/1376287
/bet/ BTFO
UAC
>>69503969
Thanks Romania.
Need a few more worldies from your Iceland bets. On my knees and praying.
never buy Apple products
fucking trash
>>69504051
Why?
Sent from my iPhone
>>69504068
overpriced, planned obsolescence
, shit software
>>69504051
my iphone is great though
who /shrewd/ here
>>69504092
post purchase rationalisation
>>69504113
no, i have had it for over 2 years and its by far the best phone i have ever had
>>69504092
mine is shit so I guess it evens out
>>69504147
which one do you have and why is it shit?
>>69504111
BATE Borisov might not come in as they're playing at home and although they are a very shite/unpredictable team away; when they're at home they can put a few goals in.
Qarabag might also not come in, but I've put my money on them winning to nil so could be wrong on this.
Valletta will be over 2.5 though, unders are a hard one to predict due to meme ET goals.
>>69503932
If /bet/ isn't shrewd and gambling isn't profitable, how come I just put in a new pool?
>>69504214
What kind of pool? Pics please.
>>69504111
i'm on o2.5 BATE
>>69504187
I've had the 5S since it came out.
As I said, it was overpriced (my mum bought it for me though) and the horrible software make it shitty.
>>69504243
The kind a 42 year old man would have if he didn't spend all his time on 4chan placing penny bets whilst supposedly on a business trip.
Do i dare to get on another Flatanon tip
>>69504262
Show your pool, you fraud!
>>69504246
I have the 5C and its really good for me. What dont you like about it?
>>69504275
>asking me the same question for the third time
nice b8
Retards PLEASE take me under your wing.
>>69504270
D U E
U
E
>>69504270
Stepped down my stakes on flatanon bets slightly as of this tip so yeah pretty much guaranteed to win now.
>>69504338
Why keep following though? Even if he does win one will it be enough to offset the losses from all of his other tips?
>>69504262
Because you're french and therefore take bribes in your job?
Where is flatanons horse 8/1?
>>69504338
Wasn't it at 3:50 today?
>>69504364
coral
>>69504361
I like you, oil merchant.
How much can you get on a horse in a high street bookie?
>when you and a girl are checking each other out at the gym and then you feel guilty about it because you have a girlfriend, and then when you leave you lurk her name on the sign in sheet and then run home and look her up on Facebook and find out she has a boyfriend and you don't feel as guilty any more
National League ML is THE bet for the All Star game. Have a gut feeling it's gonna go over the 7.5 as well.
>female jockey
due a win t b h.
>>69504373
Coral limited me a while ago despite never using them.
>>69504351
Literally still up from all time flatanon tips, only newfags think he is bad because he has been running bad lately.
I'm just stepping down the stake as football still more profitable for me and I can research it on my own. I trust flatanon but I really shouldn't be staking so much on something I'm clueless on.
>>69504409
v odd. My limits are pretty low with coral but can always get a bit more on the horses there.
>>69504370
No, his previous tip was the 3:50 yesterday.
>>69504400
Why would you feel guilty for being attracted to a woman?
The point of a relationship is sacrificing other females because you think the one you are currently with is worth doing that for. It doesnt shut off all your sexual instincts.
>>69504351
Its horse racing, you don't expect to win every bet. Look at Tom Segal's P/L spreadsheet, tonnes of losses yet he still turns a positive roi, and he's probably one of the most followed tipsters in the game.
stepping up my stakes to chase losses
Reminder Tennis Tipster literally said "I will never go paid, if my tips are profitable why would I need to charge?"
>>69504445
Fraudie posted his spreadsheet the other day, he's up a tiny tiny tiny amount. Can't really call it profitable betting if it takes you 7 months to make a small profit due to all the losses.
>>69504475
pmsl
>>69504484
He works too though, he just does this as a hobby if I remember correctly.
>>69504441
Guilty because I played out in my head following through talking to her and asking her out.
I'll never feel guilty for checking a girl out, of course...but I don't want to start toying with other ideas.
GAMBLING no longer profitable.
TRADING so SO lucrative.
>>69504517
Trading what?
>>69504523
GBP
up so much pmsl
told everyone to buy on the morning after the referendum results too
>PK35 slags
aaaaaand the line is gone
>>69504523
Child prostitutes.
>>69504555
Too far
Got my first donation. Thank you Infinity lid.
need some Romanian tips
>>69504574
How much did he donate?
>>69504574
>Infinity
Still owes me a fiver
>>69504484
Thise are his public bets which he concedes aren't as good but his private bets are literally just for himself. The fact that his public system which is not as good as his private system is still profitable shows he knows his shit.
I swear, every tip I've ever got on from 'verdbrefastofan' has lost... Is he the biggest fraud of them all?
>>69504590
Do you really want to get into who owes how much to who?
Why is it so hard for any other bookie than 365 to have a remotely competent and quick interface?
188bet the only other dece one, except you have to click to views different parts of the rball which is annoying.
GENUINELY believe you could make your own bookie and out compete 90% of the others with enough marketing, by just having a much smoother interface and ease of use.
FH Overs in Friendlies SO profitable
>>69504625
I think you also still owe Juve a fiver if I recall correctly.
>>69504633
aftertiming SO infuriating
>>69504615
Swedish tips are always so lotto. Look at TTT - he's got a yield of -24% for the month and he's supposedly usually at the games he tips. Still has over a 100 followers though paying him £20 a motnh
>>69504607
You can't really use that as an argument, my public bets are profitable and I don't know my shit. Point still stands that the majority of his tips still lose and he's only up a tiny amount.
Majority of my TT bets lose, but I'm still up so you can't really call him shrewd or claim he knows what he's doing. In fact if you layed all of his bets that he'd posted here you'd be up mountains.
>>69504646
Wasn't on most of them either this time, it's just a reoccuring theme, FH overs get covered in so many friendlies it's ridiculous.
>>69504587
30 pound.
>>69504659
>public bets are profitable
>>69504659
>the majority of his tips still lose
>People will still use this as an argument against horse racing tipsters
>>69504655
pmsl just looked at my spreadsheet, followed 11 of his bets, with 9 losses 1 win and 1 void zzzzzz so SO bad. Never again tbqhwy
TennisTipster, can you explain why you need the money?
Is your bankroll still small therefore not making enough from your bets alone?
If your roll was large dont see how an extra £100-200 would make much difference.
>>69504659
>if you layed all of his bets that he'd posted here you'd be up mountains.
Not really
Which spreadsheet do you guys use from the OP? About time I make one. Really far behind on my own one.
>>69504687
My bank roll isn't that large. Fluctuates from 1000 to 1500. I have a lot of things going on IRL. So actually need the money atm.
>>69504659
>Point still stands that the majority of his tips still lose and he's only up a tiny amount
>if you layed all of his bets that he'd posted here you'd be up mountains
PMSL what the fuck did I just read? The majority of his tips recently have been rule 4'd which is completely out of his control. So utterly clueless
>>69504743
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/sp/image/1466/69/1466699404648.png
That the spreadsheet he posted, if you layed his bet you'd be UAC and only have lost 2 out of 10.
>>69504659
You really don't understand betting on horses
>>69504791
I refuse to believe someone can be this stupid
>>69504791
>lay a horse at 16/1 and youll be UAC
never betting on cricket again lads
6 fucking hours
>>69504820
have Ireland got a """point""" yet lad? pmsl
>>69504814
Don't bother mate.
Is degenerate, can't-get-on-a-bet, German anon around?
Reckon I could pay a prozzie for a couple hours and have her go through my account statements and fill out my spreadsheet?
>>69504270
It's such an obvious attention seeking tip this is his 4th tip in like 10 days
Just give it up fraud
>>69504845
yeah
its not looking good
>>69504846
Hass, can you confirm/deny the rumours that you used to be a BIG fan of runescape?
Leigh Griffiths to score 3 or more goals @5/1, worth a punt?
>>69504814
>cherry picking results when 5/1 has lost as well
>losing is somehow better than winning against laying a 16/1
>horse racing isn't about winning
I'm loving this new meme, it seems like you've all accepted Juveguy into your hearts and realised betting ISN'T acually about winning money
>>69504791
The whole concept of yield and ROI just goes straight over your head doesn't it?
>>69504872
Not into video games, never was. Have the hand eye coordination of a new born gazelle
>>69504846
>Is degenerate, can't-get-on-a-bet, German anon around?
Yes. You probably could, but it's -ev, I'd post a job offer on some student facebook group and get a greasy, broke freshman to do it for pocket change.
Donate a fiver to Juve or TT?
>>69504903
v good, must have been the other Hass
>>69504903
>Have the hand eye coordination of a new born gazelle
Doesn't really make sense but you get the point.
>>69504906
NEED to hire a secretary
A well respected tipster on twitter has made this his nap and the price wasn't going to hold, hence the early tip, his followers may back this one down past value prices but still worth taking down to and including 6/1. Not ideal I know.
CD winner on quick ground, though if the scattered showers forecast have any impact on the going he won't mind. 8lbs below LWM. Hampered LTO when making good headway. Ok draw, usual rider. CD form reads 211. Not much to say really other than I thought he should be shorter.
>>69504931
FRAUD?
R
A
U
D
?
>>69504931
Nice one lid, on @9 on coral
>>69504950
You can lay it at 8 on Betfair
won't be able to get on this flatanon tip I reckon unless I take aids prices. just know it wins now
>>69504925
>NEED to hire a secretary
Me too, but I think I wouldn't get one competent enough for the money I'm willing to pay. MAYBE a student during semester break, but you never know how seriously they will take it.
>>69504931
Maybe I'm having a stroke, but I have no clue what you are talking about.
Expecting some news in the next few days. If all goes well, I'll stay free.
>>69504892
Are you really saying that if you'd lay'd ALL his bets, you'd have a lower ROI than 16%? If so, I don't think you know how numbers work.
>>69504931
Love how you give your explanation after the price is gone.
Pmsl at anyone in this thread falling for this obvious lotto tip
>>69504931
What are some well known and respected twitter tipsters?
Surely you can make decent money being quick and backing a tip as soon as they post it then lay it a few hours later?
>>69504987
Good luck pal
>>69504968
Might actually be worth getting my housemate to do it for me, he owes me 50 quid and he's broke.
Doesn't take much competence to add bets to a spready m8
>>69504987
Waiting on your Student Finance acceptance letter? pmsl
>>69504993
pmsl
>>69505010
Pmsl, asked for that desu.
>>69504987
Love ya TT
>>69504993
Fucking hell do the maths you utter retard. If you layed £100 on every tip you'd be seriously DOWN in profits
>>69505027
Why even go paid? Are you not making money on your bets? Everyone else seems to be.
>>69504981
BIG SENSE HERE
>>69505068
Started on 300 when I tipped tennis. Moved very conservatively to 1500. I literally do the 1% = 1 unit.
>>69503487
Don't be mean
are brits here are so aggressive and easily angered, it's quite pathetic
>>69504719
>I'm dropping 1/3 of a "big time /bet/ tipster"'s bankroll on a Paire futures lark
this thread even more small-time than I thought desu.
eating food so SO dull zzzzzzzzz
>>69505010
>Doesn't take much competence to add bets to a spready m8
PMSL, many years ago, when I was doing an internship I had to do data maintenance. Other interns before me had to read data off papers and enter them into the DB - a task a mentally challenged person could do. You wouldn't believe how many mistakes they made. Literally had to fix HUNDREDS of incorrect entries.
>>69505094
the fuck
>>69505103
I know more about tennis than you know about yourself pal.
literally impossible to get on this flatanon tip zzz going to win now zzz
>>69505063
I....I actually am a retard, didn't realise you lose your stake times the odds if it wins. Sorry!
>>69504911
cats protection league
>>69505120
>literally impossible
Be quicker. You didn't even need to be insanely fast, price was still there within about 20 mins of posting.
>>69504975
LWM - last winning mark (official rating)
CD - Course & Distance winner
LTO - last time out (his last run)
>>69505006
This was Gary Priestley. Following would be a quick way to get your accounts limited though, given the profile of the horses he tips.To answer your second point, it's a great idea in theory but there simply isn't the liquidity on exchanges to do so.
>>69505027
Thinking of applying for DSA desu, works for Albania
>>69505110
Really is, no one else is in at the moment and I CANNOT be arsed to leave my bed
Might just order a dominos and have them pass it to me throw my bedroom window
>FRO
yea this is shady as fuck
I'm getting real sick of these TT bugs. Every other tip I try to post the game is either missing or I get some dumb bug that won't let me post it.
im getting on krasnodar overs
>>69505126
Wait what? No if you layed £100 on each horse you'd be down £200 from the 2 winners minus the winnings from the other 8. Considering your biggest win will be £20 from the 5/1 and there's 2 16/1 tips I can't imagine it will be anywhere close to £200
>>69505167
Thank you for clarifying
>>69505241
just doing a bit of work, browsing bet, feeling good, suddenly hungry and lose focus, so -ev
get a little basket with a rope on m8
>>69505301
Nope, apparently when you lay a horse you have to pay out the winnings as well according to the Betfair exchange. So laying a horse at 8/1 would mean a loss of £100+£800
>>69505344
clueless
>>69505167
>Gary Priestley
Are his tips each way?
First elite tip: Zrinjski -Legia
Over 0.5 goals. According to my statistical models this should be a good bet @±1.50
>hass tip with no info
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
On Kalsdorf -1.5 for a medium
>>69505374
in the first half of course, forgot to add that crucial bit pmsl
>>69505374
post model
>>69505351
>When laying however it's the amount it will cost you if your selection wins. Either way, it is how much you are risking.
I'm lost now, according to Betfair you lose the amount you lay'd AS WELL as how much the horse would have won if you backed it. If it wins of course.
>TT tipping bubblegum stuff I can't get on
j u s t
>>69505392
Do you even know what laying is?
>>69505390
I'm sorry but I'm not just gonna post 500+ hours of programming and elite statistics on here for everyone to copy
>>69505405
Will find something for you when home.
>>69505378
Kalsdorf from the 3rd tier of Austrian football, Grazer from 5th tier who have recently been promoted. There is a big gulf in quality here - Klasdorf just beat Wildon 8-0, who are still in a league above Grazwe. Grazer have only played 1 friendly which they barely edged a win against a team in the Oberliga (same tier) 4-3. Also on overs.
>>69505392
you've been behind some v v odd posts recently
>>69505374
Do you actually watch the Dutch league
>>69505412
Meant for
>>69505394
>>69505344
Hitting my head against a brick wall here lad. I'm talking about laying £100 on a horse as in my total liability that I lose to risk is £100. If any other horse wins i get £12.50
>>69505405
Laying a horse means that you are betting that said horse won't win. According to Betfair though, if said horse then wins you are liable for your original stake as well as the original stake multiplied by the odds.
I'm literally copy pasting from the betfair website mate
>>69505431
I do though. I wouldn't recommend the Dutch league myself. Not yet anyway, too much is going on at the moment.
>>69505407
just post something, to prove you arent memeing
romania showed plenty from his model
>>69505445
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I thought you meant you'd put a total of £100 on the horse not to win, didn't realise £100 was your total liability.
>>69505431
Nah, it's rubbish.
>tfw not on the Vantaa train
so what did flatanon tip i dont see it
>>69505478
his cap
>>69505457
You obviously have zero trust in me, so just follow my bets for tonight and see for yourself if I'm chatting shit or if I'm actually as elite as I say.
My first bet is over 0.5 goals in the first half of the Legia game @1.50. Wait for half an hour to see.
Will post following bets later.
>>69505448
Do you even know what betfair is?
If you lay a horse then you are offering others to back the horse.
You are essentially a bookmaker for that one horse.
if it wins then you pay out at the odds you offered on the lay
>>69505478
a cow
THIS is the daily double. Everyone get #ON
>>69505504
I'm not arguing about that mate, I was lost on the actual numbers as I thought when you put £100 that wasn't your total liability.
>>69505521
"no"
uggggh 2 accas ruined by 1 goal
>Didn't get on Kalsdorf because the shit rball
S-sorry for doubting you Hass
>>69505357
The vast majority I think yes. Double-figure prices are the norm.
Why are some people shrewd yet lose, like Euan.
Yet others arent shrewd but win, like Hass.
???
>>69505609
It's because those that are shrewd put up a wall to hide their true selves. In the end, Euan is just a miserable man that is clearly not happy with his own life. Hass is enjoying every bit of it and it shows.
>>69505593
Kek, well its evened out now
>>69505609
>Implying I'm not the former
warsaw pls score
>>69505622
v accurate post
>>69505622
Best post you've posted ever
>>69505624
>wanting to be referred to as a loser instead of a winner
>>69505643
Winners < value
>>69505653
profit > value > yield > winners
Sometimes wish B365 didn't offer streaming, I swear to God if there was a market for games being boring as fuck I'd never have to wageslave again.
Can't wait for the Prem to start again lids, yes I know it's priced properly but at least it's exciting to watch
>>69505750
12th of August first game, right?
>>69505750
And the frustrating thing is if you place a bet on 0-0 you know damn well someone will score 10 seconds later
WTB
Can't stop laying these chinese tips from TT. Luck sure to run out
Derfel just mailed me his meme overs tip; it's KF Fjardabyggd - Fram game, O3.5. Get #ON
>>69505820
>>69505848
Didn't Romania also tip this? Only under 2.75
>>69505848
>>69505875
Nevermind, different match.
>>69505865
Strange post this
>>69505848
#ON
nice one la
my model showing some inconsistencies lads
This Warsaw game is making me wish the Euros hadn't actually ended.
Seen more action in Hass's bedroom tbqh
>>69504306
You have it in you to become the best.
To the rest: please be respectful to eachother and help eachother
>Hughie Maughan @HughieMaughan 28m
>Just to let everyone know, that Hughie is still in the house and has NOT been evicted.
Wew lads, whoever started laying him at double his odds because of a silly Twitter rumour is going to have a bit of a red face right about now
>>69505953
Thanks, Retards. It's good to see someone else adding some positivity to this place. Euan is bad for moral and we need people like you and I to brighten the place up a bit.
>>69505943
>>69505953
>>69505979
Get fucked you fucking cunts
Need 3 more Wolfsburg goals desu
>>69505988
>>69506002
Need 1 more this half
>>69505988
Who are you and what is your problem
>>69506035
An elite.
>>69505979
>another Euan obsessive
So dull
>>69506035
The wolf of bet365
>>69506062
That is not an answer. Why are you an elite and what is your problem?
You realize you are talking to the all-time king of /bet/?
Too many girls, only 7 days in a week zzzzzz
>>69506062
An elite mong more like
I don't care if he's a bastard, Hass is the true king of /bet/
>>69506086
>>69506062
Come on lads, let's keep things civilized. We're all gentlemen here. Some more chosen than others.
>>69505943
36 degrees of heat in Mostar
Legia internationals choking after Euros
Dull game
>>69505953
Do you always manage to find enough liquidity in markets now that you have more funds?
Wish I'd gone for DC for Zrinjski instead of DNB, odds were still great and the game is a snoozefest
>>69506097
I've been there, the place is a fucking oven.
>>69506092
Seconded
>>69506098
Wouldn't bowcat for any girl. IMAGINE putting your mouth where other dicks have been. I can't.
>Plzen game suspends 50 times
>1 goal
>>69506086
Didn't even crack a smile desu
Hosting the annual /bet/ awards once I'm not banned. Get your suits on and a can of your finest next to your keyboards.
>>69506126
How do you let your mom kiss you?
>>69506104
Yes, I primarily trade horses and in England there is always a lot liquidity. And I still don't play with retarded amounts of money, I just trade a lot of races. I don't aim to make all my money off of one race.
NEED 4 (four) goals in the Fram game PLEASE
>>69506126
>he doesnt solely date virgins
pmsl
>>69506159
This is a good point. Doesn't exist in uni.
>>69506151
I don't.
>>69506155
What are your usual trading hours?
>>69506149
The annual awards were held on New Years /bet/. /eurobet/ can't be in charge of deciding who gets what
>>69506149
Categories include
>/bet/ of the year
>Gimmick of the year
>Tipster of the year
>most hated man on bet (betting on Albania suspended)
>Best tinder slag
>Flag of the year (non brit)
8 fucking hours later the Afghans beat the Paddies
GET IN LADS
>>69506202
I'm going to aim for 'Gimmick of the year'. Some might suggest 'most hated' too, but I don't agree.
>>69505289
really hope you lids were on this
>>69506202
you have been here about a month and all this was already done in january
please stop now or i will NEVER donate to you
>>69505848
this was NOT a meme bet was it lad
At last Legia
>>69506232
?? I've been here for a while lid. Just posted as anon. PLEASE donate.
>>69506235
Course not, didn't tip it on here or TT. My meme bet is Celtic game over 3.5, but not really sure about it.
>>69506245
Get the inkling you're newer than me
>>69506181
I try to trade as many of the english horseraces as possible
>>69506258
but did you actually tell juve or not
absolutely NEED lots of goals between sheva and tiraspol
>>69506235
It just wins. Trust me. I'm on it large myself.
>>69506269
Valentines I was on here. Lurking tbqh. Thought you where all sad. Now I'm here.
>>69506283
I'll let you figure that out mate, but the answer rhymes with the missing word in this phrase "Your mother is a high class __"
Did go big on over 0.5 on the Warsaw game though, was at 1.6 at HT
>>69506275
Do you know how much Caan Berry makes in a month?
>>69506303
hmmmmmm v v strange post
>>69506285
>It wins
>That trip
CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
>>69506303
Cannot figure it out
>>69506303
>French humour
Warsaw pls score.
>>69506303
Woman?
>>69506349
No...no I didn't tip it, I've tipped a few things for today but no meme bets yet.
I do have an idea on Celtic game having over 3.5 goals, but they're playing away which is making me nervous. Got a medium on it though.
>>69506303
Have three people simultaneously working on this riddle, still no answer.
>>69506389
It's prostitute
Can I borrow a tenner?
Could you send me a bunch of cash?
Smashed bankroll need some healin',
Show some love for a little mug.
>>69506303
dat
>>69506389
>>69506384
Oi vey, your mother is a high class ho; which rhymes with no. No, I didn't give Juve a tip.
>>69506389
Did you hire someone?
>>69506405
Pmsl
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTAR!!!! Need one more goal and I'm up mountains; would prefer it from Mostar.
I hope this iceland game isnt an elaborate ruse lids
>>69506405
v v good post
need wolfsberg goals
>>69506405
Hahahahahahaha
Sheva - Tiraspol game is literally make or break for me
want LOTS and LOTS of goals
>>69506285
fucks sake Juve man, would would you do this to me
On my KNEES with my HEAD bowed to the GROUND for another Kalsdorf goal (or two)
>>69506459
They just don't want to score lad. Marked it as a loss desu
NEED Fram goals
NEED Warsaw goals
NEED life goals
>>69506540
GOOD post
NEED no goals
>>69506520
Got on o1.5 and worrying
Kalsdorf goals WHEN?
NEED a goal in the FIRST half
(if it doesn't happen i'll literally post myself crying )
>>69506520
>>69506567
PLEASE
what you guys NEED is some direction in life. gambling is for degenerates
Quick reminder that there is A LOT of money to be made in plumbing and welding.
Cheeky wee bet on Rangers winning the SPL
>>69506590
>he isnt an underwater welder
pmsl
>0-0 after 6 minutes
sweating buckets!
>>69506576
>coming from my cat-eating country of switzerland
>>69506602
>implying Bodgers won't win the treble
It’s the invincible arrogance of /bet/’s elite trips that gets me. These are people that have a -56.73% yield in Russian TT tips, these are people who are presiding over no winning horse tips since 2015. And yet, do they acknowledge that they need to change? No, they say they more time to prove themselves, more of our money, more control over /bet/. I think its time that we said to people who are incapable of acknowledging that they’ve ever got anything wrong. I’m sorry, you’ve had your day. Unprofitable, unaccountable trips, I’m afraid it’s time to say ‘you’re fired’. We’re going to take back control of /bet/.
>>69506602
PMSL
>>69506639
Bait out unprofitable trips
>>69506639
nibs
>>69506639
talking big sense pal
>>69506639
But I'm a trip and am the most successful and most popular of all. But maybe I'm the exception to the rule.
Losing ALL HOPE as I'm typing this
How important is rballdb to have?
>>69506628
we dont eat cats. its a meme
>>69506686
As important as your carnal needs.
PLEASE have sex.
Brain SO fuzzy, can NOT focus.
Any tips?
>>69506669
you are the reason I am going to be DAC today, my opinion of you has changed DRASTICALLY
Mannarino to win 3rd Set 1.33 vs Duckworth
Low odds but value, we've seen the best of Ducky
>>69506712
>a football match is only 42 minutes long
>>69506715
>Value
>1.33
Pls
>>69506709
Odd post this. Was just curious whether it was worth £25 a month but I'll take that as a yes
Is there a market for male prostitutes? HAVE to make back these losses
gib Lincoln vs. Celtic stream
down astronomical
A-at least there are some great games to bet on soon, right?
Horse laying record: 3/3
19:20 Killarney - LAY Pyromaniac
>>69506789
flushing my wallet down the toilet would give me more satisfaction tbqh
TIRASPOL SCORED
GET IN LADS, €100 OF PURE PROFIT
>>69506715
desu I got in at -150 myself, but -300 is still decent
forgot I was in /bet/ for a moment talking like a grownup
>>69506805
Another goal in this game would be mint
Just made a lot of money on that 10-0 game. No info but the winning team had 2.50 on next goal constantly. Sorry out of town so couldn't tip.
Celtic better start scoring
>>69506890
Very worried, hope this isn't a repeat of the Dundalk game where they don't win the bet until the last 10 minutes.
Don't understand why Celtic can't put a goal past a team of part-time monkey handlers
>SK St Andra/Lav 2 2-1 ATSV Wolfsburg
Could... could it be? 2 more goals?
>29 minutes
>no shots on target
>1 shot off target
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUck!
>>69506789
>Hidden Cyclone wins
>BOTH the favourites lose
Laying favourites SO, SO profitable.
>>69506908
Playing on torn up carpet astroturf in 30c heat with scottish players, it was a stupid bet for anyone to take.
>>69506908
>>69506959
>2/8 of last European games going o2.5
zzzzzzzzzzz, should've done your research before tipping lid
4444444444444444444444444444444444444
>>69506977
4 is half win right?
>>69506964
I did say I was worried as it was away, only lost £150 on this if 3.5 doesn't come in. Hope the odds stick for the home game.
>>69506967
Celtic have also been playing Premier League teams from countries like Slovakia and Polad; this is a team who play football for a laugh.
>>69506992
Half loss if you got on over 4.25
fucking first minute goals... so sick and tired of them
>>69506977
1 more. pls
>>69507004
Looking at their form they havent scored many, plus they will be shit in hot weather, playing in such hot temperature will no lead to them trying to hard.
>be hass
>just tip the minus for the bigger team in every friendly
>????
>profit
is betting really THIS easy
>another goal in the Sheva game
Get fucking in. Literally won 150 euros with this game.
20:00 worcester farrah's choice @ 201. on tiny obviously. had a horse at 101 come 3rd a few weeks back - 10p each way, kek.
Notts County DID NOT go into administration, and things are looking up now. The vast majority of their players today are first teamers and should steamroll Carlton, who were just saved from relegation last season. They've been poor in the preseason - playing a mild Mansfield team where they lost 4-3. Notts just beat Linby 7-0 on Saturday/
>>69507057
Yes.
1-0 Notts
>>69507080
on SPARGE
>>69507047
Yeh, should have stuck with my gut feeling on TT and kept it as a 4/10. If Bate and Valleta games can have 2 more goals then I've made back my losses.
Think I need to start taking this seriously rather than just meme betting
>>69507087
Do I take -1.5 Hassan?
>>69507087
>Notts County DID NOT go into administration
>>69506405
Literally saved this picture 2 days ago for this exact memeing and forgot about it REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Need another 6 Fram goals for CB
>>69507087
>>69507099
>tips and goes "yes" 30 seconds apart.
how pathetic is that desu
111111111111111
>>69507150
but would you have done the lyrics? WOULD YOU?
Mannarino BREAKS! 1.33 value, even 1.75 value. Ducky completely outplayed every game of this set except one so far.
>>69507182
Only room for one tennis guy. TT wins.
>still waiting for Hordurs tips
>>69507200
I've discovered I bet 1/3rd of his bankroll of nothing but speculative bets, excuse me if I tell you to fuck off
>>69507220
me2
>Crawley bigger team here
Chuckling
Hass SUCH a joker.
>>69507230
How does that make you a good tipster you fat cunt
Still waiting for Salzburg and Celtic to score
large on met police 2bh.
>>69507099
You on overs in any of these games?
Juve too shrewd, smooth sailing from here
2222222222
the dream is not dead yet
>>69507230
>Trying this hard
Haven't taken anything else but overs in the Plymouth game for a medium, uber man is waiting outside, can't provide more updates until later.
Crawley bigger team here. 4 tiers bigger.
Three Bridges haven't played any games yet and won't be as fit as Crawley. Crawley recently beat East Grinstead 9-2 in their first friendly, who are a similar side to Crawley. Crawley also with new player from Chelsea's academy just before last season and seems to have fit in well, will be eager to make an impact today.
>Goal as staking
cbfa
>>69507348
>who are a similar side to Crawley
*Three Bridges
Amazing how I've lost everything today. Not even TT's tips saved me this time.
need a goal in the france u19 game, so so needed
>>69507359
>2-0
>Not a penny on
Hate Hass
>>69507359
>>69507393
Managed to get on early enough on all his today. Usually I'm never fast enough
>>69507348
Where you going lid?
>>69507386
Horrific day
>>69507393
>suspended until 3-0
Just fucking end me already
>>69507413
I;m taking 1st half handicap's in the Crawley game
>>69507182
Really nice jinx there pal.
NEED 2 (two) goals in Fram game PLEASE
>celtic
LINCOLN RED IMPS
I
N
C
O
L
N
RED IMPS
>>69507475
>thinking Brendan is a good manager
pmsl
>>69507423
Might go for a walk and never return, tbqh
Took unders not + :)
Getting on the hopeful first half goal train in the Three Bridges game. Over 4 is evens with 25 minutes left
>>69507498
I hope he's still using a winger as a full back, made that season depressing for me famalam
>>69507080
tricky issue @ 200 came 3rd, pmsl
>trusting the plod to win
>>69507554
>on 1st half Asians for both Notts County AND Crawley
Kill me please
AHAHAHAHA WHAT
GET INNNN
been well and truly merked last couple of days lids
NEED 1 (one) goal in Fram game PLEASE
>>69507536
showed great character :^)
>>69507586
Have a look at mine pal. So bad sky are having a go at me on TV
tripfag called Nostradamus or something similar when?
Thanks Gateshead
>>69507630
pmsl
Jesus Christ are Celtic going to fucking score?
>On Overs in a bunch of games
>0 (ZERO) goals in all of them
>Goals galore in all other games
>>69507586
>Hiding the y axis
small on chorley vs southport
>>69507625
raheem is a beautiful boy
2222222222agreb
up MOUNTAINS
>>69507606
PLEASE
Down a fucking cunt today lads.
Want to die.
>>69507710
Fram 0.0 DEAD
o2.75 HALF IN
Fram 0.0 from 0-2 IN
>>69507689
not really important is it? each line is a grand
>>69507729
only got over 2.5 la
not THAT DAC today though
nba summer an1?
Not sure about this Nott County tip lads
HOW are Celtic losing to a team from fucking Gibraltar???
>>69507766
administration any day now lad
>>69507766
NEEEEEEEEEEEEED more Notts goals
>>69507766
This. Plymouth overs looking great though, why didn't Hass tip it on tipstertube too?
>>69507777
Red Imps are THE /bet/ team
>>69507790
Because Hass is a mug
>met police
1 more please BATE
555555555555555555555555555555 UP BRAINS
>>69507877
Is over 8.5 goals in the Crawley game a special?
>>69507348
>Wasn't on this
crying
>>69507907
WONDERING about this too.
Surely 3 more goals isn't a lot to ask innit?
>>69507907
>Three Bridges haven't played any games yet and won't be as fit as Crawley
Sounds like a case of....
second half collapse ;)
Down so much today, already thinking of drowning the wife's son in the pool and running for the border before she comes back from shopping with her PT Jamal. Beginning to think that she's actually cheating on me as she spent the night in his room yesterday.
All the profits from the Dundalk game are nearly gone, the happy future I had painted for us seems bleak. This trip was about coming together as a family, but it seems my wife and Jamal are the only ones coming together. The wife's son has also been giving me lip and between the England U19 games ending under 3.5 goals, Celtic not scoring and Southend not getting near over 5.5 goals ending his life is the only real joy I seem to have left.
Thank god Euan isn't here, him gloating over my losses would have been enough to end my life after I'd drowned the wife's son.
All my hopes rest with Southend, over 5.5 goals and the future won't seem so bleak.
based Red Star
>>69507200
>>69507280
>>69507334
>>69507459
just made half your bankrolls in an hour, congrats to me
mannarino!
>>69507967
He was up 5-2 with the serve and choked it all away to a tie-breaker set. Not worth the sweat over 1.3 odds, in fact with a bit of trading you could have made more betting against him.
Would kill the wife's son for another goal in the Borisov match.
>>69507960
pmsl, at least you're funny when you lose
Need 3 more Notts County goals desu
Salzburg please
>>69507960
Don't worry, that worldie you sent me just missed out by a goal but I've still got your back
Down so much because of Swindon.. 24 shots 1 fucking goal
Will Nicosia ever score, famerinos?
>apooel
>>69508083
very worried. Was expecting a goalfest
>>69507960
Pmsl
>>69507967
Cringe
>>69507993
>Tipping 1.3 and not in an acca
PMSL
>>69507960
Just cancel the Unibet withdrawals and get back on it
Laying favourites: 5/5 so far
20:50 Killarney - LAY Tiger roll
>>69508126
>Can't take his trip off for a 3-day ban
Here's a pity (you)
>>69508168
what is the odds
I can't believe how down I am. Thinking about going for a walk to the closest bridge and not coming back.
TT's tips have been the only things making me some money lately and he's going paid. Not sure what the future holds for me, but seems dark.
>tfw cashed out in the Lincoln v Leltic game
I couldn't stand the pressure lads it was killing me.
>Got on Celtic right after the Red Imps goal
>Sweating buckets most of the second half
>Realised it was meme magic
>Put equivalent stake on Lincoln Red Imps
>Broke even
>Everything went better than expected
Even so I'm getting a bit sick of these god damn meme teams. CANNOT WAIT for the proper leagues to restart.
NEEEED another Notts goal and I'll be up an absolute cunt
>>69508194
I got it at 3.35
>>69508168
sandymount is the favourite 2bh.
What were the odds on the based Imps pregame?
Plastic Pitch, shit Manager, 30degree heat and up against a team all related to each other. Had to lay that 1to8 Celtic
>Chasing losses with Crawley o8.5
>They stop scoring
>>69508250
17.0-26.0 depending on where you went
Salzburg are going to score r-right lads?
>>69508241
Put £20 on 1-0 CS to hedge
>>69508296
Damn it, you jinxed it for me. Damn you.
>>69508296
Hass said on TT that they're using a different squad for the second half
>>69508362
Didn't see that
>>69508168
ANOTHER win. 6/6 laying favourites.
>>69508249
Kek this won
>go for zagreb to score 3rd goal
>concede 2 mins later
think i've worked out how to be UAC
SALZBURG PLS
>>69508434
so SO lucky
>>69508434
Until one of them wins and clears your entire bankroll
>>69508434
shrewd
what are those Crawley shitlords doing
>Salzburg
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
when you're watching a bit of french cinema and euan turns up
leave me in peace lad.
>>69508468
Liability's not that big on favourites desu
>>69508441
>>69508492
ffs lads
>>69508513
tears
>>69508492
Just got on O0.75. There HAS to be a goal, right?
>>69508490
Literally a completely different 11 for the 2nd half.
Its a friendly, what did you expect?
Why are these teams playing with such a lack of urgency?
>mfw I thought qualifying for the CL was a big deal and shit
>>69508513
pmsl
PLEASE Notts. ONE MORE
>Powerslave is on Liepaja AHC+3 @2.04
And to think he does it all for free...
>>69508513
>Euan Parque
What film is this?
Salzburg are just memeing us right lads?
Surely they're going to score?
Went in too large for this crawley game. Too large for my own good. Will actually be shedding tears if there aren't 3 more goals.
>>69508609
Les Amours imaginaires
H O R D U R
O
R
D
U
R
SALZBURG
A
L
Z
B
U
R
G
>>69508611
they scored
>>69508639
#ON
Fractional odds are so much better to look at than decimals.
Think I chose a good day not to gamble, feel UAC
>>69508676
nibs
>>69508198
So many chinks for tonight lid. How much you down?
>>69508296
Love this gimmick
>>69508674
NEED his 5 (FIVE) worldies to come through
>>69508521
But your bankroll is only £20
>>69508629
Thanks. 2arty4me though
>>69508717
what's his TT again?
>>69508719
Around £130 m8
Finally Salzburg
Dunno why these teams ALWAYS have to make us sweat, why can't they just win 3-0 for a change?
>>69508753
So what you're saying is you can give me that £50 you still owe me?
>>69508748
UBC. Trying to ape IBT with the initialism thing
>Leltic
>Brendan Poogers
>accidently staked double on Leiknir cause 188bet rused me
please win
I put a cheeky 10€ on Lincoln and it actually went through. hahaha
>>69508296
Already marked this down as a loss thanks to you.
>>69508780
thanks friend
SO much money on Hordur. S h a k i n g.
>>69508806
I already cashed out
H O R D U R
dac
>the city of abbey hey
S O H A M
>>69508861
pmsl
11111111111111111
Hordur UNSTOPPABLE
Can't see straight, can't stop scratching my noggin. A cold shower ought to get me sorted and proper thinking about my life goals. TOMORROW I will practice proper bankroll management and be successful.
down sums on Notts
Notts County FC @Official_NCFC 10m10 minutes ago
Graham Burke breaks into the box but the defender manages to get a last gasp block in to deny what looked to be a certain goal! 0-1
pmsl need 3 goals in 3 games and all 3 teams haven't scored in the 2nd half. what a joke. getting the rope now
Hordur moving lines on his own
Some great quote unquote banter in pga
need Vidir to score ffs
>>69509103
Chrissy Rees does what he wants
UAC
on Salzburg under 4 then under 1.5 after the goal.
just payed for my groceries for a month. with extra beer.
>>69509103
pmsl
>>69509103
wat is pga?
>>69509103
danny Robinson SUCH a dullard
pmsl, curtis woodhouse (a boxer) has found the address of the guy who leaks his shit horse tips. or so he claims.
>>69509201
Pro Gay Authority.
>>69509201
>>69509229
Pretty Gay Albanian
it's Albanian's TT
>>69509103
>Some great quote unquote banter in pga
"" banter?
>>69509276
>Albania
>Pretty
pmsl
Who down on Notts here?
>>69509208
v strange man
Are the rumors about Jamie true, /bet/?
>>69509324
God I fucking detest you. Please off yourself.
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>69508701
Infinite amounts. Can't even gather the words to say.
I saw your tips but my bookie doesn't have those Korean matches.
Down 7k last 4 days pmsl
>>69509341
zzz
Down so much on HODUR TIPSS
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=914OHMH5zqE
Flatanon statement expected at 10pm regarding recent bets.
>>69509324
Need to know these rumours first to make up our minds
Derfell spamming overs again
NEED some non bubblegum bets from TT to CHASE tomorrow
>>69509424
games are ongoing
anyone seen a west ham lineup for tonight against the railhawks yet? they got categorically raped by seattle sounders last time out but i doubt this will be the same
>>69509460
he's still tipping?? LMAO. surely nobody pays it any attention any more?
what was it today? a safe EW horse in the region of 11/2 that still managed to not place?
>>69509530
le lotto man
Palmeiras vs Santos tonight, lids.
Palmeiras is 1st and has won all last 10 matches or so at home, including against the top teams. Santos is 7th and only won away against shittier teams than them. My bookie is giving me 2,05 so yours are probably giving 5,90.
I'm juveguy2.0 so don't trust me.
>>69509530
getting on
>>69509595
post last 5 bets
Reminder to NEVER use self-service checkouts.
>>69509553
World of difference between your first firendly and your second especially after traveling to another continent to do it and obvious considerable difference in ability between MLS side and NASL so yeah West Ham may be worth a bet at those odds as I could see them winning by 3 but yeah wait till about midnight when they will release teamsheet.
>>69509611
are you BadBettingAdvice?
>>69509641
V V odd post
>>69509595
>what was it today?
Literally nothing
>>69509611
Thanks Soccerway
>>69509660
Ignore that, pls. Only made that account to test some things and it already went pretty shit.
>>69509641
I used to not, but then I realised the rise of the robot is inevitable. And tesco often don't have anyone on tills when I go in at 11ish.
>>69509641
Why? It saves time and lowers of the cost of the entity, thus resulting in you getting your goods for cheaper.
>>69509713
No need to be rude.
Was only telling anons about that game, in case they've missed it.
Apply your model to it.
>>69509768
Form is garabge indicator. Intrinsic team value >>>>>>>>>>>> form.
give me a good bet to wake up to tomorrow, lads
last two digits of the bet I pick shall decide the stake
Gambling no longer profitable. Can we all start a plumbing business instead?
>>69509778
Ok, I wasn't telling anyone to bet on them anyway, just telling about the match. People should do their own research.
>>69509780
Working in plumbing requires the ability to hold a conversation with strangers without shaking, something YOU lack.
Need TWO Leiknir Reykjavik goals or am down INSANE.
>>69509813
>>69509813
>>69509813
Sorry for the OP picture, didn't have a proper thing handy.
>>69509743
Takes away vital low skilled jobs.
