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>>69493486
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6 (embed)
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK (embed)
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6 (embed)
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf (embed)
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
Whats up
>>69502517
OFFICIAL THREAD
JEWS OUT
GAS THE KIKES THE THREAD WARS NOW
NEED Berlocq
mon Guilherme
get tae fuck berlocq
>cannot hold a SINGLE serve in tie breaker
what a fraud
>>69502630
Is he winning?
>was about to bet on the berlocq meme
fucking spic frauds holy shit
are any of these games value?
>inb4 overround
>Garcia
Honestly giving up betting on this sport
>>69502652
he just got broken while serving for the match, the cunt
gambling SO tez
CANNOT stop losing
Gonna lay off the tennis and wait for some worldies tonight I suppose
GO ON BERLOCQ LAD
>>69502517
>>69502580
REMEMBER THE 6 GORILLION JEWISH THREADS
CARLOS CARLOS CARLOS CARLOS CARLOS CARLOS
DENIERS BTFO
pmsl Berlocq
BERLOCQ
E
R
L
O
C
Q
>G-Lop
unironically having suicidal thoughts fammers
fuck it lads, should i fucking dump cash into carlos berlocq?
>>69502696
What a bet lads. Second set winner @5 you're a true hero
Lopez SUCH a character
>Fucked by a 90 minute goal
Jesus fucking christ
I can't catch a fucking break with this shit.
So so T E Z
>randoms are starting to follow me on TT
Doing well betting on the tennis for smalls
NEED malaysian goals like air
v v enjoyable trade
Lads...
S-Selangor unders looking c-comfy
Garcia Lopez going to cost us on -1.5 sets and the accy :/
>>69502790
>1.02
>>69502790
the fuck
>>69502790
I'm hoping for you.
L O P E Z
>>69502790
Are you >>69501742 ?
Lads
LADS
>>69502789
Good work mate
>>69502858
yes
this goddamn shithead
>>69502790
>1.02
What?!
fuck's sake
GAZZA MY BOY
LOPEZ LOPEZ LOPEZ LOPEZ
would LOVE it if Zeballos started playing well
Kohlschreiber is dead on his legs
>both Kohlschreiber and Garcia-Lopez were below 1.05 at one point
sweaty day
>>69502935
This, I'm on a roll with the tennis today I don't want him to ruin it
>>69502935
Didn't get on anything apart from Garica @2
Is Zabello worth getting on TT? Or was it just a cheeky selection for the acca?
Mistakenly betted on O1,5 inn the 2nd half of the Borisov game instead of FT. In a acca.
Hold me lads.
So Paire was Paire and lost 1st round, but will take a chance of him rounding into form at 9/1 every time.
Renzo Olivo 2.75 hit, Ymer at 1.80 didnt, now left is Taro Daniel at 2.60 who is doing ok
>>69502999
The Americuck who tipped Paire also thought Daniel (playing vs Zeballo) would win
NEED carlos to win PLEASE
When are Johor Darul Takzim going to score, Lieberjew? When, I ask?
>>69503053
I don't trust Americans when it comes to betting.
>>69503064
I've only got a going on PBDKT winning the second half.
>These Wall-Street tips 'reasonings'
>>69503088
Did Wall Street not go paid?
>>69503075
what about the cheeky acca, Lieberman, WHAT ABOUT THE ACCA
>>69503107
Yeah and he went into negative yield on his paid account lol
>>69503053
It's a classic tennis trap, take the guy "on form" who won the Bastad Challenger, except the field was so extraordinarily weak only one of those wins was pretty good, and Daniel was at the much tougher Braunschweig CH and did well too, plus was one step up from any of the guys Zeballos played.
FUCKS SAKE CARLOS PLEASE
>>69503123
This one?
>>69503136
Look at his fucking stance, he's given up
Accept the losses anon
>>69503126
not surprising if his reason for placing bets is the league table
down HIDEOUS
>>69503126
What was his paid account?
Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind one door is a car; behind the others, goats. You pick a door, say No. 1, and the host, who knows what's behind the doors, opens another door, say No. 3, which has a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to pick door No. 2?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice?
>>69503173
https://tipstertube.com/profile/wall_street
>>69503185
It's literally 50/50 at that point and it doesn't matter what you do.
>>69503144
the one you posted in the other thread
>>69503165
Cue him going paid again when mugs don't realise his tips are shite kek
>>69503193
>>69503185
wrong
switch
>>69503191
Hahaha, brilliant
>>69503185
Switch, learnt this in economics
>>69503193
Tears
>>69503185
According to nerds, it is
According to /bet/ it makes no fucking difference, you always end up with a goat
>>69503198
That one starts at 7.
>>69503185
Always switch
>>69503208
>>69503205
Explain
>>69503185
Yes.
>implying everyone doesn't already know th Monty Hall problem
>>69503193
But what if there's 1000 doors, and after you pick one, 998 GOAT doors are opened. Do you switch then?
>>69503215
wait what?
S-sorry lids
>>69503202
Euan should've made another account when he went paid too
>>69503191
>>69503207
>>69503220
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Hall_problem
>>69503220
You originally had a 33% chance of picking the car.
If you switch when there is one goat and one car it goes up to 50%.
look up the Monty Hall problem, it's v interesting, hard to get your head round it at first desu
>>69503239
They just scored :)
>>69503243
Either Berlocq breaks this game or I break my neck, lid
BERLOCQ PLEASE BREAK HIS SERVE PLEASE
>>69500289 I meant that one
>>69503262
Good, Jew. Good.
>people falling for the Monty Hall bait
>>69502517
source of this picture desu?
>>69503278
its juve
>>69503255
>>69503259
Originally had 33% chance, yes.
Switching or not switching are both 50% chances.
By not switching, you choose your original door at a 50% chance of winning.
By switching, you choose the other door at a 50% chance of winning.
>>69503272
Oh yeah, forgot about that one :)
>>69503278
pretty sure it's Poleaboo, some attention whore paki from /brit/ and /britfeel/
anyone got champs league tips?
>>69503255
>>69503259
Still don't see what you are getting at. Doesn't matter that originally it was a 33% chance, once the door is opened and you see a goat you're at 50% chance. Switch or no switch.
>>69503250
https://tipstertube.com/profile/wall-street
Massage him here
He's too ashamed to use paid account now
>>69503294
baka
>>69503305
http://www.grand-illusions.com/simulator/montysim.htm
>>69503288
The probability of winning when you switch is 66%, not 50%
>went small on Takzim II +0.25 at 2-0
Wish I went special desu
>>69503307
Done.
>>69503305
If you always switch you win if you pick the goat (2/3) and lose if you pick the car (1/3)
If you always stick you win if you pick the car (1/3) and lose if you pick the goat (2/3)
who /elite/ here?
Guys, can we stop discussing about goats being behind doors? I didn't realize I was posting on an Afghani image-board.
>>69503352
Afghani goat-figurine forum in fact
>>69503349
Going paid soon lid. Want to quit my job so badly.
>>69503368
How much you charging?
>>69503368
Still gonna give us a freebie every once in a while won't you lid
>>69503338
>euanic fraud
top kek.
>>69503352
>>69503365
we're on an afghanistan cricket discussing forum
those cunts better beat the paddies, 250-15 as of now
>>69503375
Haven't decided yet. But it'll be very minimal. Unless I get some donations, then I'll just stay free.
But if you know that it has goat behind it why would you stick with it?
So so down
Yeah the thing that got my head around the goats problem was that you could have picked the door with the goat, which wouldn't have been opened, giving you a positive probability for switching
>still discussing monty hall
how dumb are you cunts?
>>69503394
Would pay for your service lid
CL tips literally WHEN
Anyone here ever used Unibet? Tried accessing it last night from France but they blocked me and now they have closed my account down. Asked them about my withdrawals and they said I need to send them photos of my passport, debit card, bank statement and proof of address; even though I processed the withdrawals over a week ago.
Is there a way to get my money from them without sending this info? Don't have my bank statement or proof of address on me.
Can't win a bet to save my life. PMSL.
Am I the only one that feels obligated to bet when on here even when there's nothing valuable to bet on? Is this is some trick by bookies?
>>69503423
It was only the Romanian model man who didn't understand
>>69503430
Using my advanced statistical models and data from the past season (all competitions) I have decided that
>FK Vardar - GNK Dinamo Zagreb: Both to score @2.10
is extremely good value. Take it or leave it.
t. made thousands upon thousands of euros
>>69503450
Its called an addiction, get some help from your local rabbi
>>69503463
Can you trip up pls?
>>69503475
Stop replying to my posts.
>>69503473
It's not an addiction though, I only have this feeling when I'm posting here. It's like some sort of peer pressure. Like:
>>Share on our misery, else you can't be here.
>>69502517
Absolutely disgusting.
>>69503439
Get a statement online
Where the fuck is my selangor goal
>>69503482
I will if you would trip up and I could then filter you
>you followed the model of a person that doesn't understand the Monty Hall problem
>>69503485
why are you still here then?
>>69503500
>thinking I'll do some smelly brit a favour
Literally get 7/7'd, smelly paki
>>69503506
I want to establish myself as a personality, a person of interest, a powerful figure... one to rule them all.
>>69503502
talking big sense here lid
>>69503515
Sounds a bit like Hitler tbqh
so DAC today
>They have placed bets today
PMSL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10728838
>TT posting that StrawPoll
Honestly what kind of responses did you expect lid, of course the majority will vote for the cheapest option
>>69503588
>>69503590
It's more to find out how many people would pay the minimum anyway.
Should have made "Would you rather pay for me or T4tW
>>69503489
Need one with an address as well sadly, these cunts are really being Jews. Between them and Ladbrokes locking my account I don't have anywhere to bet currently.
>>69503616
>>69503624
Should have added 5 pounds per year as an option desu
>>69503629
You can get pdf versions of your bank statements through online banking which will have your address.
>>69503538
Yeah, not sure I can recover after today
>>69503638
Kek. Didn't realise Juve was 5 a year.
hmmmm.... by my calculations..... I need to win the euromillions tonight..... hmmmmmmm
NEED another Dukla goal pls
DOWN INSANE
How do you stop a very very bad streak?
>>69503705
just be yourself
>>69503705
Have sex.
>>69503649
I honestly had no idea that it had the address on it, thank you so much.
>>69503590
People are happy paying £10 to Euan, can't really blame him for seeing how much people want to pay him. Honestly though TT, you should have the membership fee set as a percentage of the previous months earning. So if you made £300 profit, then set it as 5% or something
>>69503705
stop gambling for a bit, relax and try again tomorrow without clouded vision
>>69503705
here >>69503463
guaranteed profit
>>69503705
Didn't you get on my Malaysia tips lid?
>>69503723
V v v good post. Need to stop chasing losses. Guess I will stop today and try again tmr.
>>69503705
Take a break. What I find happens when I have a bad streak the tipsters I follow coincidentally seem to be going through one too, so it's better to just take time off and not get on anything unless it's a worldie
>>69503739
been in the same position this past week really, I learnt the hard way a while ago that chasing losses straight away only adds to the problem.
>>69503722
This tbqh, setting the fee as a percentage of earnings is fair
>>69503752
>chasing losses
the story of your life
>>69503730
Got on Under 3 and +1 because I saw them late. Looks good atm. Up a little. Down insane because Singapore U16 scored a goal in the 90 + 3 minute to fucking kill off my 10/10 stake in Under 4.5. Losing my head over it still.
Just layed Yamato @ 15:50 Dundalk. Anyone care to join me? Laying favourites SO profitable.
>>69503730
What's your TT again?
DUKLA
>>69503795
https://tipstertube.com/profile/mathworks
>>69503789
What bookie are you using?
PKNS
where were you for the Wall Street Crash of 2016?
>>69503809
Betfair
>>69503816
>b-but the league table
>>69503810
SELANGOR JUST CAME FUCKING THROUGH. shits beyond retarded
/biz/ now has a gambling general for those interested, more focused on poker tbph but could still be of interest to people here.
>>69503789
YES IT CAME SECOND.
Up £20 laying the favourite
3/3 so far
>>69503308
fuck
>>69503866
Should've joined you tbqh
Will try it on the next one
>>69503857
link?
>>69503857
I am pretty good at poker. Link it. Could be fun.
>>69503893
>>>/biz/1375695
pretty slow thread but interesting discussion
>>>/biz/1376287
>>>/biz/1376287
/bet/ BTFO
UAC
>>69503969
Thanks Romania.
Need a few more worldies from your Iceland bets. On my knees and praying.
never buy Apple products
fucking trash
>>69504051
Why?
Sent from my iPhone
>>69504068
overpriced, planned obsolescence
, shit software
>>69504051
my iphone is great though
who /shrewd/ here
>>69504092
post purchase rationalisation
>>69504113
no, i have had it for over 2 years and its by far the best phone i have ever had
>>69504092
mine is shit so I guess it evens out
>>69504147
which one do you have and why is it shit?
>>69504111
BATE Borisov might not come in as they're playing at home and although they are a very shite/unpredictable team away; when they're at home they can put a few goals in.
Qarabag might also not come in, but I've put my money on them winning to nil so could be wrong on this.
Valletta will be over 2.5 though, unders are a hard one to predict due to meme ET goals.
>>69503932
If /bet/ isn't shrewd and gambling isn't profitable, how come I just put in a new pool?
>>69504214
What kind of pool? Pics please.
>>69504111
i'm on o2.5 BATE
>>69504187
I've had the 5S since it came out.
As I said, it was overpriced (my mum bought it for me though) and the horrible software make it shitty.
>>69504243
The kind a 42 year old man would have if he didn't spend all his time on 4chan placing penny bets whilst supposedly on a business trip.
Do i dare to get on another Flatanon tip
>>69504262
Show your pool, you fraud!
>>69504246
I have the 5C and its really good for me. What dont you like about it?
>>69504275
>asking me the same question for the third time
nice b8
Retards PLEASE take me under your wing.
>>69504270
D U E
U
E
>>69504270
Stepped down my stakes on flatanon bets slightly as of this tip so yeah pretty much guaranteed to win now.
>>69504338
Why keep following though? Even if he does win one will it be enough to offset the losses from all of his other tips?
>>69504262
Because you're french and therefore take bribes in your job?
Where is flatanons horse 8/1?
>>69504338
Wasn't it at 3:50 today?
>>69504364
coral
>>69504361
I like you, oil merchant.
How much can you get on a horse in a high street bookie?
>when you and a girl are checking each other out at the gym and then you feel guilty about it because you have a girlfriend, and then when you leave you lurk her name on the sign in sheet and then run home and look her up on Facebook and find out she has a boyfriend and you don't feel as guilty any more
National League ML is THE bet for the All Star game. Have a gut feeling it's gonna go over the 7.5 as well.
>female jockey
due a win t b h.
>>69504373
Coral limited me a while ago despite never using them.
>>69504351
Literally still up from all time flatanon tips, only newfags think he is bad because he has been running bad lately.
I'm just stepping down the stake as football still more profitable for me and I can research it on my own. I trust flatanon but I really shouldn't be staking so much on something I'm clueless on.
>>69504409
v odd. My limits are pretty low with coral but can always get a bit more on the horses there.
>>69504370
No, his previous tip was the 3:50 yesterday.
>>69504400
Why would you feel guilty for being attracted to a woman?
The point of a relationship is sacrificing other females because you think the one you are currently with is worth doing that for. It doesnt shut off all your sexual instincts.
>>69504351
Its horse racing, you don't expect to win every bet. Look at Tom Segal's P/L spreadsheet, tonnes of losses yet he still turns a positive roi, and he's probably one of the most followed tipsters in the game.
stepping up my stakes to chase losses
Reminder Tennis Tipster literally said "I will never go paid, if my tips are profitable why would I need to charge?"
>>69504445
Fraudie posted his spreadsheet the other day, he's up a tiny tiny tiny amount. Can't really call it profitable betting if it takes you 7 months to make a small profit due to all the losses.
>>69504475
pmsl
>>69504484
He works too though, he just does this as a hobby if I remember correctly.
>>69504441
Guilty because I played out in my head following through talking to her and asking her out.
I'll never feel guilty for checking a girl out, of course...but I don't want to start toying with other ideas.
GAMBLING no longer profitable.
TRADING so SO lucrative.
>>69504517
Trading what?
>>69504523
GBP
up so much pmsl
told everyone to buy on the morning after the referendum results too
>PK35 slags
aaaaaand the line is gone
>>69504523
Child prostitutes.
>>69504555
Too far
Got my first donation. Thank you Infinity lid.
need some Romanian tips
>>69504574
How much did he donate?
>>69504574
>Infinity
Still owes me a fiver
>>69504484
Thise are his public bets which he concedes aren't as good but his private bets are literally just for himself. The fact that his public system which is not as good as his private system is still profitable shows he knows his shit.
I swear, every tip I've ever got on from 'verdbrefastofan' has lost... Is he the biggest fraud of them all?
>>69504590
Do you really want to get into who owes how much to who?
Why is it so hard for any other bookie than 365 to have a remotely competent and quick interface?
188bet the only other dece one, except you have to click to views different parts of the rball which is annoying.
GENUINELY believe you could make your own bookie and out compete 90% of the others with enough marketing, by just having a much smoother interface and ease of use.
FH Overs in Friendlies SO profitable
>>69504625
I think you also still owe Juve a fiver if I recall correctly.
>>69504633
aftertiming SO infuriating
>>69504615
Swedish tips are always so lotto. Look at TTT - he's got a yield of -24% for the month and he's supposedly usually at the games he tips. Still has over a 100 followers though paying him £20 a motnh
>>69504607
You can't really use that as an argument, my public bets are profitable and I don't know my shit. Point still stands that the majority of his tips still lose and he's only up a tiny amount.
Majority of my TT bets lose, but I'm still up so you can't really call him shrewd or claim he knows what he's doing. In fact if you layed all of his bets that he'd posted here you'd be up mountains.
>>69504646
Wasn't on most of them either this time, it's just a reoccuring theme, FH overs get covered in so many friendlies it's ridiculous.
>>69504587
30 pound.
>>69504659
>public bets are profitable
>>69504659
>the majority of his tips still lose
>People will still use this as an argument against horse racing tipsters
>>69504655
pmsl just looked at my spreadsheet, followed 11 of his bets, with 9 losses 1 win and 1 void zzzzzz so SO bad. Never again tbqhwy
TennisTipster, can you explain why you need the money?
Is your bankroll still small therefore not making enough from your bets alone?
If your roll was large dont see how an extra £100-200 would make much difference.
>>69504659
>if you layed all of his bets that he'd posted here you'd be up mountains.
Not really
Which spreadsheet do you guys use from the OP? About time I make one. Really far behind on my own one.
