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Euan still not created a new set of OP links edition
This OC was much better in my head but whatever I've made it now subedition
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
PGA meetup sub edition
>>69493486
v odd oc, this, love it though
What do I do if Unibet haven't given me my money after 5 weeks? They owe me close to £2k and keep telling me it's on the way. Requested the cash out on 3/6/16
Reminder that "pmsl" is actually "pml"
J West please come back sub sub edition
>>69493532
Call trade-in standers
>>69376983
hello soz I haven't been on for a while
>>69493532
Level with me pal, are you trying to get a gimmick off the ground here? Delete your reply after a few minutes if so. :^)
>>69493540
Cuck West
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W
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>>69493532
Been making phone calls and asking to speak to someone higher up?
>>69493539
You're right, but pmsl seems like the full sentence a lot more than pml does.
>>69493554
PMSL
danny rix absolute LAD
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK95G22ksm8
>tfw so DAC from Romania's last round of tips
Where did it all go so wrong?
Guarani WANT a goal
>>69493571
Sent numerous emails, every time I call they put me on hold for 30 minutes if not more before hanging up.
Used my real details when signing up, first account and didn't use a proxy. They keep telling me it'll take 3 days and that was 5 weeks ago
>>69493593
it makes no sense, im down insane yet on his TT its like a slight loss
v v confused, even get better odds than he posts for most tips
>>69493486
Always appreciate new OC lad. Pretty dece.
RIGHT LADDIES WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A BOOKMAKER POWER RANKING FOR THE NEW UPDATED OP. DOES ANYONE ARGUE WITH
1. BET 365
2. BETFAIR
AS THE 2 MOST IMPORTANT TO HAVE??
cruzeiro
baka
>>69493615
1. Superlenny
POWER GAP
2. Bet365
3. Betfair
>>69493540
luv it
>>69493635
really miss the superlenny meme
Cano at 10 to win the home run derby is a gift
>>69493635
0. Fonbet
1. Superlenny
POWER GAP
2. Bet365
3. Betfair
Went waaaaaaay too large on Mogi Mirim u0.5 tg
>>69493635
reeeeeeee
Retards PLEASE take me under your wing.
Anyone used 138bet? Fine with withdrawing and depositing?
alfaiatez such a confusing man.
>>69493740
yes
>>69493608
idk. email threatening legal action? go to ibas?
THE BEST TIPSTER ON /SP/ IS BACK!
HEY LADS! I'm back after a brief break from betting for a while.
Of course I have a ton of inside information on Football! (Soccer to us stupid Americans)
This is a stone cold LOCK OF THE CENTURY
I've done all the research on this game.
TAKE UKRAINE +135 and the OVER (EVEN) tonight vs Serbia in the Canadina
STRAIGHT BET Each @ $100 each and leave with a nice little profit of $235 for the game.
Thank me in the morning.
>>69493767
Cheers, unibet is shit and been limited on every other bookie offering AH, which is netbet, bet365, and betvictor and 188bet
>>69493788
lol
>>69493767
can I try you out to the end of this month for 5(FIVE) pounds?
>>69493821
LOL
>>69493802
Get a real account then.
>>69493788
tears
>>69493825
yes.
DAC
>>69493767
Euan can I get a subscription mate?
>>69493821
Lol @ you mate. Don't play em'. They're free money haha. No charge to anyone here because I like the community. Please go step outside and get hit by the nearest albanian crime spree. Thanks.
STRONG rumours doing the rounds on Twitter that Hughie has been evicted as part of this annihilation thing they're doing to end the show early. Price has already been all over the place on the exchange. But basically if he's gone its pretty much in the bag for Lateysha because its a 2 horse race right now and there wont be anymore newcomers. Watch this space
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED to find a way to send Euan money without being doxx'd. Dread to think of the characters he's already been giggling at.
>>69493900
so SO unfair
>>69493917
PMSL PMSL PMSL
>>69493915
This desu.
Dont want him fapping to pics of my gf.
>>69493917
So so happy. How long does Albania have to wait to get his DSA money now?
At least we all know what Albania's doing with his 'secretive' bets from now on
>>69493897
>this post
>that flag
PMSL
love how the only time "Albania" ever "wins" is when he aftertimes
First quote to this post decides what I chase my losses on.
HAS to be on the range of 1.5-2.5 odds.
>>69493897
Post you slip please. I NEED a good laff.
>>69494032
Cruzeiro -0.5
just wins m8
>>69494032
Atletico Paranaense DC
>>69494034
is Serbian W.E THE official canadian lizard tonight liddo
>>69493997
>he lives in a third world country
PMSL DESU
>>69494032
Sorry, you to die a virgin is @1.04. Still value at those odds though
>>69494088
Tears. Albania SO backwards.
>>69494106
pmsl
>>69494055
You BETTER be right friendo.
Didnt chase all though, seems a terrible bet.
Heads spinning. Just lose 2-0 against some 11 year old who was using madrid as I used West ham.
>>69494116
So when he meant Guarani DNB, he was shaking his head from side to side
Quite like Albania desu
>getting this mad over based Albania
pml
I have $400 to bet. Who's winning the British Open?
>>69494034
Lol? I'm finishing up my parlay but i'll post in a second....not a joke those two pics are LOCKS
>>69494157
>>69494155
This. Probably the best of all the muggy personality trips
>santiago morning
Man all my bets do so good when I don't post them.
>>69494180
D J
J
>>69494209
>aftertiming
fuck off CUNT
>>69494228
If I posted pre game they would have been down 3-0 by now
>>69494184
Listen pal, I KNOW Canadian football. I am telling you your bet on Ukraine United to win WILL lose.
>>69494250
unloading my skybet roll on Serbian WE DNB as we speak
Another classic case of market way overreacting.
Would it surprise you if I wasn't white?
>>69494312
I assumed you weren't
>>69494312
No, already know your name :)
You look OK, although a bit too much of a normie.
>>69494244
>believing in curses and jinxes
pmsl just give up
>>69494347
Please tell me the first initial
>>69494346
>>69494356
Why?
>>69494357
>taking hyperbole literally
>>69494373
Have a radar for these things. Also:
>lives in West London
>>69494312
It would sicken me. I've already filtered Hass, the curry cooking cunt.
>>69494402
Please filter me.
>>69494399
Lmao true. No one is white in West London. LOVE the recent influx of Arabs.
>>69494250
Hey "Pal" I don't think you know who the fuck I am ok? Let me introduce myself again. I'm the most winningest tipsters/handicappers/professional bettors on all of /sp/
I was here back in the old days when you were still in your little diapers.
Let me tell you this. Ukraine will win tonight. And it will go over 4 goals as well. For these two things I am certain.
To prove to you I'm not fucking around here is a pic of my bet. This is the 1st leg in my 5 gamer I have. Will not post the other winning pics so please don't ask.
Absolute TEARS if you're not on Ukraine United and the Over tonight.
Think before you speak next time, got it, limey?
>>69494427
The state of you. Please doxx properly next time.
>>69494430
Cringe.
>>69494373
>constant blogposting
>desperate attempts to appear patrician
>blows hot and cold
> L O N D O N
Nah but seriously, it just comes across in your posts
>>69494312
No Muhammad
>>69494430
Will you put $600 on Serbian WE win for me?
>>69494132
PMSL
GOT EM
OH MY
>>69494453
Blows hot and cold? Kek
>>69494460
Alhamdullilah Ahmed
>>69494453
>Nah but seriously, it just comes across in your posts
What does that mean? Would you have been able to tell with Hass too?
DAC.
Fucking cunts.
>>69494423
Hope you're not a paki.
Reminder Euan HATES pakis
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Paki/username/T4tw/
ALBANIA
T
F
O
I recommend Oakleigh Cannons -0.5 @ 1.95
5/10
Do we have any white tipsters doing well?
white people btfo
>>69494055
Would LOVE to test your chin pal.
Utter cunt.
>>69494523
>Sweden
>white
top kek m8!
check my tips i posted above. guaranteed locks for tonight ;) tipsters back , baby! :P
>>69494502
Not paki. Do not want to get banned.
>>69494561
Pmsl
Based parananese
>>69494491
Whatever dude, got no qualms with any race, colour or creed boyo, just hate the bookies
tfw atletico scores 2 (TWO) GOALS
PMSL
>>69494575
>not paki
>posting like a paki
top kek. ur funny m8! stick to ur little $5 tennis wagers eh? haha PMSL
>>69494587
V v strange post.
>>69494564
Please end this pathetic gimmick. No one is paying attention.
>>69494561
Sides in orbit
Hope Jen is white 2bh. V worried.
FIRST post decides what I stake 800 on.
HAS to be on the range of 1.5-2.5 odds.
>>69494654
cruzeiro 02.5
>>69494618
Unlike you I'm white, you dumb paki.
Slog off now, let us europeans talk real sports eh? back to paki ville with ya ahah
>>69494645
>Jasminder West
>>69494618
Just trying to be nice m8, gonna go watch death note, will be here when you decide to be more welcoming xoxo
>>69494654
Red on the roulette
>>69494645
M8 I live in london and study a science. What did you expect?
Anyway enough about me for tonight. Will reveal more soon enough.
>>69494654
Check my TT. Just doesn't lose.
>>69494680
Not being hostile lid. Was just confused. Come back.
NOT quite fond of this new character of SP tbqh.
can anyone explain to me why a .5 minus handi has worse odds than sw?
>>69494703
I like you though.
>>69494727
can you explain why you wont have sex?
>>69494645
>Chelsea
They wouldn't let him on the train if he wasn't m8
>>69494492
I think so. Obviously his tripname is a dead giveaway but, like he said, there's a radar. I can always spot a fellow nigga
>>69494682
What science lid, I won't go just yet... Also what's your TT?
>>69494788
Biomed lid. Tennis tipster m8. Wbu?
>>69494645
He is. He posted his thumb once.
>>69494744
erectile dysfunction lid, haven't won a bet in days and heads gone, girlfriend says she's going to stay at her mates tonight.
>>69494818
Not proof enough, he could be a paki with a light skintone
>>69494861
tears
>>69494888
Fuck off. You're pathetic. Sickening. Wince everytime I see your name. You have no friends so have to come up with this gimmick to get attention.
>>69494861
The only thing we run is a train, on your mum m8
>>69494861
>a paki, a scotsman and an albanian
Sounds like some sort of joke tbqh
>>69494861
>>69494908
What? Lol what is this gimmick you lads keep referring to?
I run a sports betting service. I take a commission off bets. I work for a guy named Steve Stevens in Las Vegas. I'm the soccer guy for the team (different people specialize different sports)
anyway my play is here for you all to see and it's a STONE COLD LOCK
So get on or quit whining when it wins , maggots!
YEEEEE!
>>69494430
Do NOT believe Juve is white.
>>69495013
>thinking Juve isn't white
tears
>>69494812
About to follow u bludrin
>>69494942
>a Paki, a Scotsman, and an Albanian walk into a bar
>Barman asks "why the long face?"
>Albania shows him his Cruezio and Guarani DNB slips
>>69495061
Sn akh
>>69494942
a paki, a scotsman and an albanian walk into a bar
paki asks for a WKD, scotsman asks for a half coke, albanian asks for __________
fill in the blank, best answer wins a prize
>>69495089
Bleach
>>69495089
a refund
My tip was winning and match got suspended, then got hotheaded went large on two bad bets (I knew they were bad) and lost a big chunk
Feels bad man
It's a learning experience I guess
>>69495071
Kek
>>69495089
A fiver
https://youtu.be/hGKK8eGQQEk
>This isn't his alarm every morning
>>69495130
Have you been making these yourself senpai? C-cute
>>69495089
Safe passage through the Channel Tunnel
>>69495089
a boat to italy
>>69495248
PMSL
>>69495089
A life
>>69495232
don't post rap in these threads ever again or else
>>69495248
Nice one
HASS Juve and TT walk into a bar. TT approaches a girl, he asks how old she is, she says 40 love. He says break point.
Hass walks up to a girl, she says she wants his dick. He says only the tip. Info to come later.
Juve walks up to the bar. A girl asks if she can buy him a drink. He says give me the fiver instead.
>>69495359
Pmsl.pmsl
>>69495305
I know I'm being baited but wtf are those nails?!
>>69495359
surreal
>>69495248
I was an avid poster in the sc2 general, we started making fun of an avatar user doing his character in paint and blue haired girl became our mascot... until the game died. I collected and made several of these, there's over a hundred
>>69495305
Why lid? BANGER that.
>>69495359
Kek the Hass one is good.
>>69495359
woke my wife's son up to show him this post, applauding.
>>69495359
pmsl
>romania posts a load of shite on his tt and in here for pre staking
>dac beyond imagination
>doesn't post his Santiago morning worldie until after
why would you do this?
>>69495359
>He says only the tip. Info to come later.
Pmsl
i'm depressed lads
>>69495359
>40 love
>break point
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE that's game point you fucking clown EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69495359
Euan follows shortly after. Girl says she's got a back problem. Can he fix it? He says IMAGINE not being on the fix PMSL.
What's up with these new trips...
>>69495359
actually very good
well done britfriend
>>69495491
yeah u kinda killed the banter m8....
>>69495491
>>69495486
Kek
>>69495467
I understand but come morning 'The Tipster' will be gone
>>69495491
dire
>>69495467
i'm a fat virgin
is there fuck all to bet on tonight? what are you lads playing?
>>69495491
Euan follows shortly after. Gets with a girl but demands £10 before he gives her the tip
Fixed that for you pal
>>69495491
threw up in my mouth reading this
>>69495527
>giving out pity >you's
>>69495535
>>69495525
>>69495562
OR
Euan is chatting to a girl and says he will give her his large tip later. But he never does.
>>69495562
>>69495597
>>69495491
Kill yourselves tbqh
When the fuck do these chinks start playing?
>>69495597
kek
>>69495491
Kek
Decent banter tonight lids. """"The tipster"""""" should honestly die.
TT any new tips soon or just going to watch the ones u already bet on?
if no more tips soon i'm off to bed luv
*laughs*
PGA?
PGA IS MY HOME BROTHER!
PGAAAAAAAAAAA!
PGA, WHERE I FIRST LEARNED HOW TO BET,
MACKERS DROPPING TIPS LIKE HE MAKES THEM GIRLS WET,
LOSES SOME BETS, GOES DOWN A CUNT,
BUT YOU KNOW A MACKERS TIP IS ALWAYS WORHT A PUNT,
TALKING ABOUT MY HOME PGA BROTHER!
THESE OTHER TIPPING GROUPS ARE JUST FAKE,
MACKERS DROP YOU AND MAKE YOU SHAKE,
FUCK ALL YOU HOES TRYING TO EAT MY BANKROLL,
DONT MAKE ME MAD OR ILL PUT YOU IN THE HOLE,
SO SO SHREWD, HE IS SO SO SHREWD
HIS NAME IS MACKERS, HE WILL LEAD US TO RICHES
ALL OF HIS FUCKING HATERS, ARE SCARED LITTLE BITCHES!
>>69495765
>that image
w-what
>>69495764
Nah done for the day lid.
>>69495765
Brushing the vomit out my mouth now
>>69495781
Seen a few go like that lately. Think the image swap bug that 4chan used to have like 2 or 3 years ago has returned.
>>69495525
Did you stake Serbian WE for me?
Absolute tears if you're not on Deportes Quindio
>>69495868
Lol why would I place a muggy $600 on your garbage play when I already know Ukraine and the over is a lock?
Unlike you buddy I don't just spout useless tips to the community-- I do hard, long research sessions.
Stay pleb, kiddo!
>>69495910
Feel so ill reading this. Why do you subject yourself to public humiliation? Are you a masochist?
>>69495910
You could have bet against me, mano a mano
>>69495934
>But hurt
Freudian slip?
>>69495934
adding her as we speak, saying my friend Hass passed you on to me
>>69495992
fucking cringeworthy kys
>>69496021
Stop replying to me you piece of filth. I will end you. This is your last warning.
>>69495989
Hope you have better luck friend
>>69495987
pic related
>>69495992
Depends
what odds did you get
>>69495992
Good build up lid.
>>69495992
Wincing reading this desu
>>69496044
I will fucking shove a cock up your ass you little faggot. Shut the fuck up and lurk moar. This is my board you little bitch.
>>69496086
she sounds nice desu
>>69495934
Poor game.
>>69496035
Felt an itch as I looked at her.
>>69495992
Not too bad
>>69496035
take the left one desu
>>69496107
Would love to see any convo of you with a girl. @1.01 I don't get a reply
>tfw Ukraine United win and Euan looks like an utter mong
>>69496035
>likes coconuts
>>69496105
Would love to see yours.
>>69496071
Meeting her for a "picnic"
>>69496162
>@1.01 I don't get a reply
Best payout, bitch
>>69496162
The girl usually gets wet over the text messaging process. that's how alpha I am.
>>69496167
Just you wait and see m8. Once Ukraine United and the OVER 4 hits tonight I shall reclaim my title as king of this board and top kek @ loser cappers like EuanFaggot
>>69496035
>>69496086
>>69496186
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>69496162
I can show some with my gf but doesnt really count does it.
>>69496205
>grassing Mexican
Careful
>>69496035
>>69496086
>>69496186
>>69496215
THESE POSTS DONT BELONG TO /SP/
DELET THEM NOW
>>69496215
>for euan
what did he mean by this?
Posts that don't belong to /sp/
updated:
>>69496035 >>69496086 >>69496186 >>69496215 >>69496242
Posts that don't belong to /sp/
updated:
>>69496035 >>69496086 >>69496186 >>69496215 >>69496242 >>69496279
>>69496242
>boobs
yes please
Just to let everyone know, sudaca tinder trip to south America IS on this September. Flight to bogota £500 with other destinations on request when we get there.
Posts that don't belong to /sp/
updated:
>>69496035 >>69496086 >>69496186 >>69496215 >>69496242 >>69496279 >>69496301
>>69496294
post gf
Take your pick
>>69496262
>>69496291
>>69496307
Fuck sake lad, its almost 3am and NOTHING to bet on
>>69496294
They're 2/10 here too pmsl
>>69496086
>That posture
kek and i thought being 6'3 and bending down for everything left me off hunchback
>>69496325
What was the post?
>>69496294
pmsl I've been to your country a couple of times lid, you've got your fair share of rotters tbqh. Although on the whole the birds there are quite dece. Not as hot as based Bulgarian women tho
>>69496325
>Muslims
Come on. It is 2016.
>>69496355
4 is the only attractive one.
>>69496325
Rude
>>69496355
far right please
how many matches do you lads have?
im at 169 right now
>>69496318
It's 10pm in Mexico and you're shitting up /sp/
>>69496355
If it is a group photo on Tinder, it is automatically the ugliest one.
>>69496355
right
Venezuela v Belarus U20 apehoop friendlies, ~-315 venezuela to +230 belarus.
Given the state of Venezuela, I think its safe to say Soccer wins mean a lot more than in Belarus. What you guys think?
Country is falling apart, Soccer wins make people happy.
>>69496370
play with her a bit
ask her if she ever gambles
>>69496355
very confused about number 2, very strange face shape
>>69496242
>you can inhale my dick instead
>>69496408
rancid
>>69496408
>Dem eyebrows
Take a duster to it
ABSOLUTELY itching to share some more of my romantic escapades since it tends to pick up the (You)s but I cba with getting smashed by the banhammer yet again
>>69496390
not gonna touch it famalam, last time I went against venezuela they did alright. Think it was against brazil or uruguay
>>69496408
>posting on your wifi
baka, prepare for your ban
>>69496408
>Beautition
She probably earns more money than all the men on tinder, but i like her lips
>>69496463
Didnt even match with her ahaha dafc.
I genuinely never match with anyone respectable. Not even joking. Am I ugly? Be honest.
>>69496408
Now ask her for a picture with the mask off
>>69496482
welcome to the club
>>69496463
pmsl.
>there are people on /bet/ so ugly they can't even match with some of the munters posted on here
FUCK. Posted my WiFi. Temporarily blocked. Shaking. Can't post with my trip.
>>69496482
Post pic. We can decide
>>69496485
pmsl
i am informed Hass used to be a BIG runescape fan
Guys, why is Euan so angry? What happened in his life that made him lash out to people like this?
>>69496463
>5'11
wish girls were that tall were i'm from
>>69496546
looks THICC
I hope you didnt call that number
>>69496546
You got high test man.
Must be shredded as fuark
>>69496546
she looks obese pal
>>69496574
>5"11
>Girl
That's a CB mate.
>>69496574
She is the sister of the Scottish rugby international Grey brothers
>>69496600
Dating girls half my height just pisses me off after a while even if i like her a lot
All this Tinder talk.. pathetic. You lot should go out and join dancing classes to meet girls. That's how I met my wife, Elora.
>>69496670
Very strange post this. There are millions of pictures of naked girls on the internet.
Test
>>69496697
Hardly the same.
>>69496689
Does that work? Too pussy to go out and learn
Apologies Mr Janitor. Won't happen again. Truly thankful for this opportunity. Can we please get back on topic you degenerates baka.
>>69496731
Take the hint
>>69496729
>Are you deformed
If you have to ask, you already know the answer
>>69496730
AVOID
>>69496752
faggot
>you will never be an average girl
Could live SUCH a +EV life
>>69496729
Having decent success the old fashioned way of going out and talking to girls but honestly lid I've tried it all the tricks in the book. Can't work it out famalam
Just can't imagine not following the rules of our little humble abode. Behave lads.
>>69496855
This is so much easier btw.
>>69496846
>Wanting to be a girl
kek, being a tall good looking guy isn't that bad
>>69496746
Dancing, a great sport, is brilliant for meeting lovely ladies.
>>69496855
Just be yourself, it's easy
Where's Hass gone?
NEED him to confirm if he played runescape.
>>69497027
that's a man
>>69497027
orange/10
>>69497055
Yes. Please, chasing losses here.
>>69497055
>She started the convo
>I am alpha
>>69497097
pretty sure Aristotle NEVER said that
>>69497097
her bio was very filosofi'cal tbqh
>>69497097
Indeed I am lid
>>69497115
How is that not alpha? I am just oozing tesosterone and sexual energy so much so that she HAD to speak to me.
>>69497137
no idea how you have such a poor strike rate with the ladies lid, I'm really nothing special besides catering to the hipster crowd and i still get regular matches
>>69497097
>making tracks all over da gaff
what does she mean by this?
>>69497170
hey TT, where are the Tips?
tfw you do nothing but gamble, go to uni, and drink with your mates so would would have nothing to talk to girls about
>>69497159
make your text game amazing, make her see you as super confident and ambitious and she will already be feeling in love with you, takes pressure off the dates where you can just have discuss whatever shit you want
>>69497186
Not sure what time they start.
>>69497196
I literally do nothing. As long as you make the conversation flow, it doesn't matter if you have nothing in common.
Goodnight boys.
>>69497251
>As long as you make the conversation flow
Too autistic for that lol
>>69497199
roger that, we've been talking for the past week and she actually seems pretty interested so we'll see
but i think i've done a good job of not showing her my beta, forever alone loser side
>>69497196
Do you go to the venues?
Girls always love to hear my stories of going into the middle of the favela to cover a fourth division match, drawing the ultras and getting invited drinks, etc
>>69497162
Had given up on it tbf but since I've managed to uber cock block myself for future nights out looks like I'm going to have to give it a second shot. Will post updates
>>69497283
don't you live with Cmac?
failing to see how you don't clean up from his scraps desu
>>69497290
No. The only games played in my city are top level games so there is no point. My life is SO boring
>>69497313
Not anymore. That was in 2nd year.
>>69497309
>since I've managed to uber cock block myself for future nights out
what did you do lid? its okay you can tell /bet/
Need a Serbian goal soon or the wifes son won't be eating for a week.
>>69497338
whats your Tinder bio?
>>69497027
Why are the edges of her lips dying off?
>>69497367
I change it every few days but STILL dont get matches
>>69497338
just ask them about themselves and use that as a springboard lid. People love to talk about their lives
PMSL EUAN BTFO 'THE TIPSTER' SURREAAL
Soccerway warrior here with a tip.
Iceland 3. Deild
Kári v {Vídir} @ 3.30
Vídir and Kári are both very good away teams, but only Vídir has won more than one game at home this season. Reckon Vídir won't actually win but there is value here for those that like to wank themselves off on that.
>>69497398
Put an Aristotle quote in there mate
Down all of todays profit, cheers Euan you perm sporting cunt. Hope you never get a tinder match again zzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzz
>>69497439
down insane
pmsl, not getting matches and not knowing what to talk about doesnt matter. Literally a few k poorer now. Night lads, hopefully never wake up
>>69497500
dont go out with them then retard
>>69493788
ABSOLUTE JUDGE
>>69497512
pmsl they got battered the whole game too... tez
>>69497512
should have given that money to me lid, my dating advice/coaching service is +ev
>>69497500
>>69497518
what this guy said desu,
>>69497518
I do realise this m8 just not as easy as that though. Friend groups are too intertwined
Did everyone get banned?
>>69497779
I'm still here.
>>69497779
I assume all tinder posters got banned
>>69497959
That's good. /bet/ is for betting discussion and sports; not more degeneracy.
>>69497985
*for
>>69497985
A jew not promoting degeneracy? Am I in bizarro /bet/?
>>69498345
How do you people even know so much about everyone?
Man I'm glad no one knows who I am, it would be creepy as shit
>>69498402
>you people
Racist.
Here's a tip for y'all. Paire is a son of a bitch, we all know that, but clay is his best surface if he cares, and he is on the way easier side of the bracket.
He has an easy first three rounds (contingent on him caring), then Zverev and then the final. The other side of the bracket is stacked (Kohl, Cuevas, Almagro). Paire also won Bastad exactly this time last year.
Tomorrow:
Ymer -118 (hometown kid)
Olizo +175
Daniel +165
I guess losing so much today is a learning experience. Fucking humidity
>>69498770
Besides learning that I got hotheaded and burned money on bad bets, I noticed that betting on the phone following a match while you're doing another thing increases sharply my rate of misses and judgement. It's different than doing it watching the match (obviously) or following it on the pc watching the stats, even watching a match and following another one in parallel. Not betting in class anymore. The less attention you pay the more it becomes gambling.
wtb lids
Just putting small cash on babby tennis match scores with decent odds. So this is what becoming addicted feels like.
>>69498402
I'm a proud Jew; said it many times.
>>69499095
Hmm.
>>69499170
lol, every day.. I.. just.. have.. to ... bet!
Need these chinks to win
>>69499212
I'm currently in Japan and I can tell you that the Japanese don't know what that word means. This morning some cycler almost rode in to me and my bagel fell on the ground.
As my face turned red and as I almost dropped my kippah to look at the state of my bagel, I shouted: "You chink! Watch out where you drive.. Oy Gevalt!".
They looked at me, but not in disgust. I felt admired, somewhat objectified, being part of the chosen people.
Japan; I'm glad I'm returning to my country next Friday.
Fug no trip for 3 days. Can not keep up with these chinks.
>>69499176
what synagogue do u go to liebs
>>69499512
The one at the Visserplein in Amsterdam. Why?
>>69499525
>amsterdam
no surprise here
>>69499598
Time to build that oven for his return
>>69499604
Just let him live in his cesspool of degeneracy
Wageslaving almost as bad as Euan's tips...almost.
>Wake up
> Both of TT's Korea tips were correct
Such a lad, hope he posts something for Hamburg
>>69499598
What did you mean by that?
>>69499604
>>69499616
Amsterdam is a multicultural paradise; we must accept different cultures and live in peace with each other.
What is THE Celtic bet today?
Absolutely bankrolling Stallions HT/FT
>>69499750
Pinoys better fucking come through
>>69499750
Getting on this and overs
>>69499750
>>69499797
>>69499828
Hmm looking a bit dire, lads.
>>69499750
tempted to reback this
>>69499842
It's the 19th minute lid, will come through
BELIEVE
11111111111111
Only decent bet left now is getting on Stallions to win second half, or a cheeky AH
>>69499873
Think it ends 4-1 or 3-1 tbqh
Would be a lot comfier if they got a second soon-ish.
Would love another FHG
>>69499909
>>69499908
Sweating profusely, NEED a second goal
>>69499909
>>69499933
But not from Forza!
How many chanches do these shits need
Stallions are gathering yellow cards like stickers, getting worried about a potential red lads
pmsl
>Forza pen
Just JUST my shit up.
Fucking pinoys human trash
well FUCK ME
I knew tha
On my KNEES for another Stallions FH goal
Can't even close my bets, this is DIRE
Kek.
>>69499978
We all have negative period; don't give up! Wealth will come to those that have sacrificed.
>>69499985
Mugged me right off my Korea winnings you did
>>69500032
>Wealth will come to those that have sacrificed.
Somehow that feels particularly true coming from you, thanks lad
absolutely shaking for a bet
need to put my wageslave money on something
Morning lids. Cringing at the state of the Tinder quote unquote game posted here desu. Might have to show some off some of juve's special tricks.
>>69500039
The desert first, then the persecution; we came out better. Wealth will come to you too, my child.
>>69500070
Please don't. The janitors have been particularly dictatorial with their deleting.
Betting on tennis without a TT tip feels so wrong after his stellar performance these last few days
Can't believe the lad got a 3 day ban
Janny LITERALLY working for the bookies
NEED 1 (one) more FH goal in Richmond SC U20 game PLEASE
WTB for today's CL games?
>>69500142
WIN
I
N
>first goal in 66'
Any suggestions?
>>69500188
just be yourself
>>69500188
>>69500200
Okay, cheeky fiver on the Netherlands @ 2.87 it is then.
Paire looking dire
>>69493540
>wake up
>see this
its going to be a good day cheers
NEED a goal in Vinh Long FC game PLEASE`
>tfw had work today so didn't have enough time to look into the aussie games today
sad.me
>>69500237
Just bankroll cannons lid
>>69493540
solid gold
Broke a golden rule. Never bet on Paire. Absolute madman. Might just stick to my chinks.
>>69500253
Hes bringing it back lid
Would LOVE 1 (one) more goal in the Forza game
Huixin Wang such a man. BIG BIG win that. Paire and GGL please win.
>>69500234
PLEASE
>>69500276
SMASHED under 5.5 desu
Will today be the day a cheeky acca will finally work?
>>69500282
SPECIAL STEAKED no 5th goal
>>69500291
hope u lose kraut
>>69500296
I do too
Can this paire kid stop choking please
>>69500289
>his accas have more than 3 bets, ever
rookie please
>>69500284
>>69500291
roasted
>>69500373
what was the final score
Good morning, lads.
Wtb today??
Morning lids. What's up with the German invasion today?
>>69500396
1-3 and 1-4, no more goals in either game
>>69500429
merkel started world war 3 last night.
Paire down, Aoyama down, PLEASE tell me Su Jeong Jang won, missed the other chinky bets
Can Paire still turn it around or is he looking too dire? Couldn't watch the match until now
>>69500459
Looking pretty bad. Commentator was roasting him for all his unforced errors.
Done it all so wrong. Never going against my head again. Paire so so dire.
>>69500452
Yes.
>>69500489
and now he breaks in the first game
REBACKING
>>69500459
Just broke serve.
Bookies have him as a slight favorite now.
all over Oakleigh cannons -0.5 @ 1.875
Richmond doing pathetic this season also bad at home, concede almost 3 goals per game and Oakleigh with the recent form and strong defence should win.
>>69500517
can i trust you for me to go full in? Lost SO SO much from the romanian bet
>>69500517
We footy now eh? I'm gonna tip Pies against Crows to win. That return will be glorious if they don't job.
77777777777
based Richmond
Did De Schepper play yet? Need him to get smashed.
>>69500523
THIS. Please post a confirmation of your confidence so we can dive in
Need a goal in the first half of Austria-Netherlands but not over 3.5 goals in the entire match
RIGHT NOW lads
>>69500572
>no TT
What the fuck is Euan doing?
Missing him SO SO much, more than when he got rid of his trip.
>>69500585
He's literally here though
>>69500585
pmsl
AUSTRIA UNDER 19 ON LIFE SUPPORT
>>69500585
Yeah just can't post as often due to WiFi/data switching. Going off for a while now. Will tip some chinks tonight.
those two really enjoy deuces, almost makes me think they're German
>>69500636
*I meant Croatia
>>69500642
I love you in a platonic way TT
Think I've got myself in a bit of a tight spot here.
Watching Paire is stressing me out more than the Euro final, better turn it off and hope for the best
>>69500661
Love you too lid
>>69500678
Horrific player. Don't know what I was thinking desu.
>>69500517
Going ALL in on this lid.
Does talking to tray dine Stan's are actually work with Unibet? Theyve paid me one of my withdrawals but the other 2 bounced back, but because I self excluded myself I can't withdraw the funds and now they're demanding proof of address and say it will take 6 weeks to process.
>>69500429
>triggered
>>69498550
RIP
With you on Daniel though
>>69500695
Some Amerifriend tipped him to win earlier and he seemed to make sense, regret listening to him tbqh.
>>69500643
Underrated. Some Huth-tier banter here m8
>Deuce
>Deuce
>Deuce
>bet on Deuce in the next game
>no Deuce
>Deuce
vexing
>>69500695
>>69500727
Burger put 500 dollaryroos on him to win the tourny.
>>69500756
Best of luck to his retarded bet but I'm never putting money on this frustrating mug of a player again.
netherlands bls stop scoring
NEED to be added to the /bet/ discord
>Oakleigh immediately drift to 2.1
for what purpose
>>69500809
this
Got the -0.75 [email protected] after 3 minutes of playing
Just lost £25 meme-betting. Not sure how I'll recover :/
>>69500831
just be yourself
>>69500809
From the stats Richmond seem to be playing better.
You fucking lied to us, Australia.
>>69500831
dont chase losses
>>69500839
what is this meme bet
>>69500831
more memebets
I got an extreme meme accy for today's CL, o/u 2.5 on all ten of them
>>69500843
Thank you, needed this.
I love it when I actually bet on something with some knowledge and was right.
Derfail's large for today is over 3.5 on the Celtic game. Is this a safe bet? He's lost his last 4 tips on TT
>>69500847
>>69500671
this, went to this
need derfel to set me straight
>>69500875
>Croatia score
>>69500875
H I G H
R O L L E R
>>69500884
Why?
>>69500898
Yeah, oy gevalt.
>>69500900
I've noticed that betfair is often antisemitic and therefore I will never risk a large part of my capital.
>take U3.5 goals on this match
>3 goals in a half
fuck this semenslurping sport, soccer is so shit
>>69500875
hey there big spender
>>69500905
drop the jew gimmick
what's more important, shots or das?
>>69500916
I'm genuinely Jewish though.
>>69500920
Goals
OFFICIAL FLAGS TO NEVER TRUST FOR TIPS LIST:
>Albania
>Australia
>Belgium
Who else?
>>69500920
info
>>69500924
do you have a sister for me?
want to get rich quickly
>>69500931
She's 43 and already married.
>>69500924
betting has no religion
>>69498402
You're probably asleep now so wont see this but I actually know who you are pmsl
>>69500936
I'll take it
also how fucking old are you grandpa
>>69500938
My ethnicity is also Jewish though.
>>69500940
56
>>69500926
hungaria
juveguy is on utv right now
>>69500926
UK, USA and France now that Derturd is there
>>69500943
worst gimmick ever, not one person likes you lieberman, please LEAVE
>>69500982
Euan, please go. You're the only gimmick and you're a fraud.
>>69500982
Seconded
>>69500926
The Dutch and Irish are the 2 that should top the list desu
>>69500943
and hass is a paki but you don't see him banging on about that
Just managed to snatch Calvin Hemery at evs, might actually be up for once
>>69500982
thirded
>>69500994
>part-time dentist
>>69500926
>Australia
>surely its british 'humor'
>>69500998
Terrible odd
is it still worth to go in on the cannons @2.2?
>>69500994
The dutch make some bad tips. I still remember that PSV match
REMINDER THAT ROMANIA ALSO TIPPED OAKLEIGH CANNONS LAST NIGHT
topping up, early rball is a poor indication of how a game is being played.
>>69500982
I like him
>>69501017
Dutch and Irish tips are confirmed worst.
>>69501021
You're a good lad.
>>69501016
Better than nothing though, I have to win something
Did the Aussie who tipped this have teamsheets or?
on my knees for an oakleigh goal
Paire lid please
Netherlands will score more, right?
Anyone brave enough to make a Paire/Cannons double bet
>>69501051
I don't have full teamsheets for Oakleigh but Bosnjak and Piemonte are starting. I'm on medium 0.0
FUCK
YOU
AUSTRALIAN
CUNT
>>69501096
this
>>69501084
Red carded ugh
FUCKS SAKE AUSSIES NEVER AGAIN
>>69501084
hopefully not
they got a red so hopefully it'll remain 2-1
>>69501106
This.
Never listening to an Australian poster again.
THANKS FOR THE TIP
PAIRE YOU CUNT
>A match lasts 43 minutes
Trust Australian anon and Romania
>>69501105
I just CANNOT win today
life looking so so dire
>>69501122
I love this meme.
You faggots would still be saying it if a team was down 5-0.
>sluglets weren't on Richmond first goal
Never trust an Aussie
Amerilard that bet on Paire better go and make some more shekels
>>69501124
I just need them to hold on
>>69501134
dat
>the municipality of garcia-lopez
>>69501138
MASSIVE on Croatia DC
>>69501157
No.
>>69501168
yes
I live off of the crushed dreams and hopes of /bet/
>>69501176
You sound like a typical German; bitter and genocidal.
>>69501183
fuck yeah bud
croatia will never score an equalizing goal, holland is too good defensively
betting on cricket and have absolutely no clue what's going on
afghanistan is 122-0 up as of right now, is that decent?
>>69501208
lol
WTB
>>69501208
>Betting on a sport you know nothing about, let alone cricket of all things
Even I don't know m8, I just bet on AFL, Soccer and Tennis.
>>69501217
>tripfag
>not even giving good answers
>kike
filtered
>>69501231
Zeikerd.
>>69501228
ever heard of a cheeky bet?
>>69501248
That's not cheeky, that's reckless buddy.
>>69501248
cheeky bets and swag bets are the best
>>69501208
Yes it's decent.
>>69501147
Unironically on this as well
If I make a new thread and people have me filtered, will they be able to see the thread?
222222222222
CROATIA
https://twitter.com/melbfootball live updates
>>69501288
V worried about my Netherland's -1
>>69501279
still going to, 125-0 right now
>micks in charge of cricket
kek
>>69501271
this
>>69501268
>implying the very activity of betting is not reckless in and of itself
KEK
I can guarantee you nobody here who bets regularly has made a net profit
>>69501284
>not even 600 posts yet
>>69501308
>I can guarantee you nobody here who bets regularly has made a net profit
wanna bet?
>>69501308
I usually break-even every day. I'll get it down one day though.
>>69501310
I was merely asking.
>the city of hrvatska
>>69501319
Get gassed you greasy oven dodging penny punting CUNT
NETHERLANDS
FUCK YOU NEVERLANDS WHY FUCKING SCORE WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY UP YOU PIECES OF SHIT
O A K L E I G H
>>69501341
No.
Oakleigh! Let's go.
O A K L E I G H
OAKLEIGH
A
K
L
E
I
G
H
>didn't get on Oakleigh second goal
water eyes
>>69501354
>>69501354
>>69501354
>>69501354
:DDDDDDDDDD
OAKLEIGH
my luck has turned
local jew wins again
Hatzimouratis and Bosnjak WILL win this for us m8s
Juve, if I make a profit today, I'll send you 5 quid.
FUCK SAKES
FUCK OFF RICHMOND YOU PRICKS
straya greatest ally
>>69501368
still winning my cricket bet so get absolutely fucked
>>69501390
Rooting for U
Oakleigh backers on suicide watch
FUCK OFF
Cannot make this shit up desu
>all unlikable trips paying for juve's mercenary loyalty
why
>>69501406
I'm so happy. I just bought a bagel; that's how happy I am.
FUCKING GOALS A MINUTE LADS
>>69501417
off suicide watch
>Australian defending
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
This game holy fuck. Laughing too hard
ABSOLUTE MADNESS
>>69501428
Why, are you for sale?
>>69500517
>all over Oakleigh cannons -0.5 @ 1.875
O A K L E I G H
pls don't doubt me. I'm bringing in the bacon.
GEYLANG INTERNATIONAL SW
GEYLANG INTERNATIONAL SW
GEYLANG INTERNATIONAL SW
GEYLANG INTERNATIONAL SW
>NOT ON OVERS
O A K L E I G H
A
K
L
E
I
G
H
pmsl oakleigh
EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER HOLY FUCK
On CS 3-3 desu
>>69501452
l o t t o
OAKLEIGH
OAKLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHH
OAAAAAKLEEEEEEIGHH
What's going on?
>>69501429
>5 euro stake
Are you takin the fucking piss.
Check this post
>>69500162
And pic related
The hell is this game. Fukcing auslards
What the fuck is going on in the Oakleigh game
BASED
New memeiest game in /bet/ history?
BOSNJAK
O
S
N
J
A
K
>>69501455
>>69501455
>>69501455
HOPE YOU GOT ON
>>69501485
Bet on an Australian game a month or so ago where the team was 2 goals behind in the 90th minute and then scored 4 goals in OT to win
Is TT here?
What do you think of my acca?
Aussie football SUCH a meme game
Closing my Oakleigh bet while it's still on a profit, I want off this wild ride
>>69501507
I did the same.
>>69501477
So? I wasn't sure and still doubled my money.
Garcia getting me quite concerned desu
Bunch of ungrateful cunts
>>69501518
>doubled my money
went from nothing to nothing la
NEED 2 goals and OAKLEIGH to win PLEASE
>>69501540
I'm not sure what 'basisschool' you went to, but it's clearly very 'basic'.
I turned 5 into 14.38, that's clearly a 287% increase. So, it's not nothing.
tt bets shitting the bed
city of Garcia Lopez
>>69501573
When are you going to die from heart disease you dickhead
>Guillermo Garcia-Lopez
>>69501573
I went to a good basisschool, then to the best high school in the country and graduated cum laude. U mad?
You won 7 euros and have the nerve to talk smack. I literally shake my head at that type of behaviour. Utterly embarrassing.
>>69501595
you have changed, Uni
Richmond's top scorer is coming off now
Just got off the phone to Paire. Said you gonna give me my 200 pound then mate? He says votre sœur est une pute. Think it means he's gonna PayPal it.
PKNS +1.5 @ 2.05
4/10
Selangor U3.25 @ 1.71
7/10
>>69501623
>sœur
why did you go through the effort of typing that correctly?
>>69501623
Hope you have Garcia on speed dial
>>69501590
I don't think I ever will, my doctor tells me I have the heart of an athlete!
>>69501595
When did I talk smack? I merely said that a 287% increase, whether small or big, isn't nothing.
Secondly, if you want to use proper English, it's secondary school, not high school. Your secondary school obviously didn't teach you this beautiful language very well.
What university did you graduate from? Trump University? Hah!
>>69501641
your 8\10 lost, whats going on mate ;_;
>>69501655
Math doesn't work pmsl
>>69501647
Told him I'd break his legs if he didn't break. Voila
>>69501646
French GCSE m8. I worked hard.
>>69501308
>I can guarantee you nobody here who bets regularly has made a net profit
Spoken like a true Redditor
>>69501570
PLEASE
>>69501686
>French GCSE
Hated this. Worst subject ever. Hope the language dies
>>69501308
>I can guarantee you nobody here who bets regularly has made a net profit
Not off of Dutch tips
>>69501570
>>69501707
TICK FUCKING TOCK, SHAKING IN MY SEAT
Trying my hand out at laying random horses to see how that works. If flatanon can't win with research, I won't be able to without.
>>69501607
I'm not the person you're referring to (if "Uni" is a person, that is).
>>69501651
>"muh proper English"
>has to grasp at straws to find an "error"
Kek. Keep playing for chump change, fool, and keep celebrating a 7 euro win as if it's something to be proud of. You're an embarrassment.
What method would you guys say makes you the most consistent profit?
>I use max 5% of my wallet on live in play bets with odds of no more than 1.15
>>69501737
PLEASE have sex
>>69501736
Have a look on betfred and other sites with good horse odds.
I found a ~1.5% arb between there and betfairs exchange this morning
>>69501742
>>I use max 5% of my wallet on live in play bets with odds of no more than 1.15
Is this how one beats the bookies?
>>69501641
might go all in in the 7/10 game
SURELY it will win
>>69501737
>You're an embarrassment
I'm going to leave you alone and ignore your hateful comments. I'll leave you with this quote:
"Never tell a fool he is a fool. All you'll have is an angry fool."
>Afghanistan 162-0 up
Cricket is a meme.
>>69501742
>odds of no more than 1.15
Like a true fool. (1.15)^5=2, good luck winning many bets, then undoing all of your profit with a few fluke losses.
Always go for >1.40 odds.
>>69501761
Fine, and I'll leave you with your 7 euros. Enjoy them. Might get you a sandwich or two.
>>69501767
zzz
It's about value, not odds.
If Bayern are 56-0 up against Chester City with 4 minutes to go and their odds to win are 1.15, that's an amazing bet
GBP ON THE RISE
GBP/TENDIES VALUE INCREASING
BUY BUY BUY
>>69501807
How the actual fuck do I buy GBP when all i've got is GBP??
>>69501799
Sadly "value" is not a quantifiable measure and "odds" are. Value is a meme.
>when your Oakleigh tip gets up
:)
>>69501736
this will only end in tears
>>69501818
Go to your local bank and ask to buy gbp
>>69501820
mug
>>69501820
>Value is a meme.
kek
KEK
K E K
>>69501820
Euan triggered
>>69501820
Go back to raddit.
DREAD updating my TT
>>69501737
RUDE post. Who does this wanker think he is?
>>69501845
>>69501849
>>69501852
>t. two pakis and a gypsy
What do you know about betting?
>>69501820
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHABAHABHABAHHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHA
>>69501862
They know about shagging children and their cousins
>>69501862
Please post yesterday's P&L
BIG, BIG egos in this thread
Chicken or cheese twisties?
what does he mean by this
>>69501862
Way more than you clearly
>>69501896
Not him, but only started last week. I'm not on Juve level of greatness yet, but I'm learning.
>>69501914
Tough choice. Cheese if I really have to choose quick but chicken every so often isn't that bad
>>69501915
>cheese
>>69501896
See >>69501477
Up 150 euros. Quite lucky, I admit, but a visionary like me recognised that goals were coming and doubled down.
To put it simply - I'm elite. I win. While you losers are playing for 7 euros, I get 10 times that amount on a regular basis. The France-Portugal match? That massive upset? That earned me 200+ euros. I can even post proof if you like.
>>69501854
We still love you lid
Seems like chink bets are the way to go
>>69501929
That smug look gets me every time
>>69501918
>didn't get on my Oakleigh tip of the day
disappointed, but you're a good guy.
>>69501914
Why not both?
>>69501931
>To put it simply-I'm elite.
>I win
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA I NEED MORE OF THIS SHIT PLEASE KEEP POSTING.
WTB
>>69501931
>Portugal to lift cup
>Massive upset
Nice try retard
>>69501931
Good to know now you're just looking for easy nibs. Well played sir
>>69501954
I was traveling back home and didn't get on it. Don't have internet on my phone here; it's 5 euro per MB, not kidding. I only use Wifi, so I didn't get it.
Would like a tiny on Carlos Berloq to win set 2. Kohlschreiber foot injured.
Happy Twelfth everyone
Some Iceland bets for today, they're all smallish
>>69501931
Everyone on /bet/ profited on the game actually and were on Portugal to win the trophy
New bread when
/bet/ needs more friendship and positivism.
Why do some of you celebrate other /bet/ters losing money? Why do some of you feel the need to prove that you're better than others?
This is now a safe space. Bullying not allowed.
Laying Federer/Djokovic to win canadian masters like air. They're likely to pull out for Olympics.
>>69501996
Sure.
KEK
>>69501977
i'm a fan of your version of
>DELETE THIS!
anyone tailing romania's 7/10 bet? also, where's singapore lad?
>>69502027
are you the one who said psv was a 9/10?
>>69501978
Think it would be worth getting on Berloq to hold his serve?
>>69502016
/bet/ used to be so much nicer a few years ago after the brits went to sleep and the canadians, aussies and americans would hang out and bet on the MLB
Anyone else backed Garcia-Lopez from 0-1?
>>69502016
This, no mean Dutch posters allowed
>>69502041
No. I don't bet on the Dutch league.
>>69502050
I believe
>>69502040
Please remove that.
Does anyone know if there is a reddit sub for betting?
>>69502050
Yep
>>69502064
NEIN!
>>69502060
Me neither. It's literally the Micky Mouse league where the 18th place can beat the 1st place. No guarantees whatsoever.
So many worldies this evening, you shouldn't even be placing any bets right now
>>69502069
/r/sportsbook
>>69502050
Good call.
>>69502062
Good call.
Chink betting SO SO profitable.
>>69502069
ask either of these two
>>69502060
>>69502064
may or may not get on this, playing home with good records
>>69502069
https://www.reddit.com/r/lizardbet/
seriously need a good bet
>Garcia broken
aaaa
>>69502077
can you give it to me now? need to sleep soon
How does one get on the featured tipsters list? There's a guy with negative profit and yield.
ALFTANES DC SPECIAL STAKE
HLIDARENDI PLAYERS JUST GOT SURPRISED BY AN ACTIVE VOLCANO SPITTING LAVA AT THEM AND ARE TRAUMATISED AND/OR DEAD
>>69502102
you can get on the Garcia train right now and ride with us
CAN'T stop topping up on the Hughie drift, going to be so so green if these rumours of him being evicted are false
>>69502118
its not about profit and yield lid, its about value
>>69502116
Should've said potential worldies, will probably need to place the bets in-play. KO in around 5 1/2 hours for some.
>>69502136
How do you quantify value?
>>69502118
Big_Al handpicks his favourites
Can't believe they don't do smeds or marges
SMACK OVERS IN THE RUSSIA CUP GAME
OVER 33.5 IS A GIFT FOR KRASNY YAR AND ENISEI
>>69502118
Thats because of Euro comp though
fucking 211-0 in cricket
it's been 3 hours and ireland hasn't even earned a point yet
>>69502189
REALLY hope youre memeing
>>69502189
Kek
>>69502189
So dull
>>69502211
>>69502214
>>69502216
It must be some kind of astronomical coincidence that Afghanistan has been able to earn 213 consecutive points.
BERLOQ SO SO SHREWD
Used to enjoy posts under the Dutch flag
>>69502230
trip on Retards
>>69502250
Put my entire roll on that game
>>69502150
(Amount Won per Bet x Probability of Winning) – (Amount Lost per Bet x Probability of Losing)
>>69501736
WIN
G U I L L E R M O
A
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C
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A - L O P E Z
>>69502077
Today is gonna be a good day
>>69502278
Kek
Feeling slightly better after that cunt Paire
NEED Kolsch to win as well
New?
>>69502428
Make a new one jew one
>Berlocq memers
>Kolsch injured
>Berlocq calls the doc
WHO WILL SNAP FIRST
Gambling simply NOT profitable anymore.
Might get into plumbing while there is still time for a career choice.
>Berlcuck
Want to make a really muggy acca this evening with the CL-qualifiers. Is there any chance Traktor FC or part time dentists stand a chance against teams like Crvena Zvezda, Celtic, ...?
>>69502495
I hear welding is THE career choice rn
New:
>>69502521
>>69502521
>>69502521
>>69502521
>>69502492
>Kolsch
this triggers me
Clement Geens choking hard in the tennis, I'll hunt this cunt down if he throws this game away.
>>69502529
>>69502532
Wew lads
>>69502529
I just threw my bagel on the floor out of anger!
Anyone here ever used Unibet? Tried accessing it last night from France but they blocked me and now they have closed my account down. Asked them about my withdrawals and they said I need to send them photos of my passport, debit card, bank statement and proof of address; even though I processed the withdrawals over a week ago.
Received my first donation. Thank you infinity lid.
