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Euan still not created a new set of OP links edition
This OC was much better in my head but whatever I've made it now subedition
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
PGA meetup sub edition
>>69493486
v odd oc, this, love it though
What do I do if Unibet haven't given me my money after 5 weeks? They owe me close to £2k and keep telling me it's on the way. Requested the cash out on 3/6/16
Reminder that "pmsl" is actually "pml"
J West please come back sub sub edition
>>69493532
Call trade-in standers
>>69376983
hello soz I haven't been on for a while
>>69493532
Level with me pal, are you trying to get a gimmick off the ground here? Delete your reply after a few minutes if so. :^)
>>69493540
Cuck West
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W
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>>69493532
Been making phone calls and asking to speak to someone higher up?
>>69493539
You're right, but pmsl seems like the full sentence a lot more than pml does.
>>69493554
PMSL
danny rix absolute LAD
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK95G22ksm8
>tfw so DAC from Romania's last round of tips
Where did it all go so wrong?
Guarani WANT a goal
>>69493571
Sent numerous emails, every time I call they put me on hold for 30 minutes if not more before hanging up.
Used my real details when signing up, first account and didn't use a proxy. They keep telling me it'll take 3 days and that was 5 weeks ago
>>69493593
it makes no sense, im down insane yet on his TT its like a slight loss
v v confused, even get better odds than he posts for most tips
>>69493486
Always appreciate new OC lad. Pretty dece.
RIGHT LADDIES WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A BOOKMAKER POWER RANKING FOR THE NEW UPDATED OP. DOES ANYONE ARGUE WITH
1. BET 365
2. BETFAIR
AS THE 2 MOST IMPORTANT TO HAVE??
cruzeiro
baka
>>69493615
1. Superlenny
POWER GAP
2. Bet365
3. Betfair
>>69493540
luv it
>>69493635
really miss the superlenny meme
Cano at 10 to win the home run derby is a gift
>>69493635
0. Fonbet
1. Superlenny
POWER GAP
2. Bet365
3. Betfair
Went waaaaaaay too large on Mogi Mirim u0.5 tg
>>69493635
reeeeeeee
Retards PLEASE take me under your wing.
Anyone used 138bet? Fine with withdrawing and depositing?
alfaiatez such a confusing man.
>>69493740
yes
>>69493608
idk. email threatening legal action? go to ibas?
THE BEST TIPSTER ON /SP/ IS BACK!
HEY LADS! I'm back after a brief break from betting for a while.
Of course I have a ton of inside information on Football! (Soccer to us stupid Americans)
This is a stone cold LOCK OF THE CENTURY
I've done all the research on this game.
TAKE UKRAINE +135 and the OVER (EVEN) tonight vs Serbia in the Canadina
STRAIGHT BET Each @ $100 each and leave with a nice little profit of $235 for the game.
Thank me in the morning.
>>69493767
Cheers, unibet is shit and been limited on every other bookie offering AH, which is netbet, bet365, and betvictor and 188bet
>>69493788
lol
>>69493767
can I try you out to the end of this month for 5(FIVE) pounds?
>>69493821
LOL
>>69493802
Get a real account then.
>>69493788
tears
>>69493825
yes.
DAC
>>69493767
Euan can I get a subscription mate?
>>69493821
Lol @ you mate. Don't play em'. They're free money haha. No charge to anyone here because I like the community. Please go step outside and get hit by the nearest albanian crime spree. Thanks.
STRONG rumours doing the rounds on Twitter that Hughie has been evicted as part of this annihilation thing they're doing to end the show early. Price has already been all over the place on the exchange. But basically if he's gone its pretty much in the bag for Lateysha because its a 2 horse race right now and there wont be anymore newcomers. Watch this space
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED to find a way to send Euan money without being doxx'd. Dread to think of the characters he's already been giggling at.
>>69493900
so SO unfair
>>69493917
PMSL PMSL PMSL
>>69493915
This desu.
Dont want him fapping to pics of my gf.
>>69493917
So so happy. How long does Albania have to wait to get his DSA money now?
At least we all know what Albania's doing with his 'secretive' bets from now on
>>69493897
>this post
>that flag
PMSL
love how the only time "Albania" ever "wins" is when he aftertimes
First quote to this post decides what I chase my losses on.
HAS to be on the range of 1.5-2.5 odds.
>>69493897
Post you slip please. I NEED a good laff.
>>69494032
Cruzeiro -0.5
just wins m8
>>69494032
Atletico Paranaense DC
>>69494034
is Serbian W.E THE official canadian lizard tonight liddo
>>69493997
>he lives in a third world country
PMSL DESU
>>69494032
>>69494032
Sorry, you to die a virgin is @1.04. Still value at those odds though
>>69494088
Tears. Albania SO backwards.
>>69494106
pmsl
>>69494055
You BETTER be right friendo.
Didnt chase all though, seems a terrible bet.
Heads spinning. Just lose 2-0 against some 11 year old who was using madrid as I used West ham.
>>69494116
So when he meant Guarani DNB, he was shaking his head from side to side
Quite like Albania desu
>getting this mad over based Albania
pml
I have $400 to bet. Who's winning the British Open?
>>69494034
Lol? I'm finishing up my parlay but i'll post in a second....not a joke those two pics are LOCKS
>>69494157
>>69494155
This. Probably the best of all the muggy personality trips
>santiago morning
Man all my bets do so good when I don't post them.
>>69494180
D J
J
>>69494209
>aftertiming
fuck off CUNT
>>69494228
If I posted pre game they would have been down 3-0 by now
>>69494184
Listen pal, I KNOW Canadian football. I am telling you your bet on Ukraine United to win WILL lose.
>>69494250
unloading my skybet roll on Serbian WE DNB as we speak
Another classic case of market way overreacting.
Would it surprise you if I wasn't white?
>>69494312
I assumed you weren't
>>69494312
No, already know your name :)
You look OK, although a bit too much of a normie.
>>69494244
>believing in curses and jinxes
pmsl just give up
>>69494347
Please tell me the first initial
>>69494346
>>69494356
Why?
>>69494357
>taking hyperbole literally
>>69494373
Have a radar for these things. Also:
>lives in West London
>>69494312
It would sicken me. I've already filtered Hass, the curry cooking cunt.
>>69494402
Please filter me.
>>69494399
Lmao true. No one is white in West London. LOVE the recent influx of Arabs.
>>69494250
Hey "Pal" I don't think you know who the fuck I am ok? Let me introduce myself again. I'm the most winningest tipsters/handicappers/professional bettors on all of /sp/
I was here back in the old days when you were still in your little diapers.
Let me tell you this. Ukraine will win tonight. And it will go over 4 goals as well. For these two things I am certain.
To prove to you I'm not fucking around here is a pic of my bet. This is the 1st leg in my 5 gamer I have. Will not post the other winning pics so please don't ask.
Absolute TEARS if you're not on Ukraine United and the Over tonight.
Think before you speak next time, got it, limey?
>>69494427
The state of you. Please doxx properly next time.
>>69494430
Cringe.
>>69494373
>constant blogposting
>desperate attempts to appear patrician
>blows hot and cold
> L O N D O N
Nah but seriously, it just comes across in your posts
>>69494312
No Muhammad
>>69494430
>>69494430
Will you put $600 on Serbian WE win for me?
>>69494132
PMSL
GOT EM
OH MY
>>69494453
Blows hot and cold? Kek
>>69494460
Alhamdullilah Ahmed
>>69494453
>Nah but seriously, it just comes across in your posts
What does that mean? Would you have been able to tell with Hass too?
DAC.
Fucking cunts.
>>69494423
Hope you're not a paki.
Reminder Euan HATES pakis
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Paki/username/T4tw/
ALBANIA
T
F
O
I recommend Oakleigh Cannons -0.5 @ 1.95
5/10
Do we have any white tipsters doing well?
white people btfo
>>69494055
Would LOVE to test your chin pal.
Utter cunt.
>>69494523
>Sweden
>white
top kek m8!
check my tips i posted above. guaranteed locks for tonight ;) tipsters back , baby! :P
>>69494502
Not paki. Do not want to get banned.
>>69494561
Pmsl
Based parananese
>>69494491
Whatever dude, got no qualms with any race, colour or creed boyo, just hate the bookies
tfw atletico scores 2 (TWO) GOALS
PMSL
>>69494575
>not paki
>posting like a paki
top kek. ur funny m8! stick to ur little $5 tennis wagers eh? haha PMSL
>>69494587
V v strange post.
>>69494564
Please end this pathetic gimmick. No one is paying attention.
>>69494561
Sides in orbit
Hope Jen is white 2bh. V worried.
FIRST post decides what I stake 800 on.
HAS to be on the range of 1.5-2.5 odds.
>>69494654
cruzeiro 02.5
>>69494618
Unlike you I'm white, you dumb paki.
Slog off now, let us europeans talk real sports eh? back to paki ville with ya ahah
>>69494645
>Jasminder West
>>69494618
Just trying to be nice m8, gonna go watch death note, will be here when you decide to be more welcoming xoxo
>>69494654
Red on the roulette
>>69494645
M8 I live in london and study a science. What did you expect?
Anyway enough about me for tonight. Will reveal more soon enough.
>>69494654
Check my TT. Just doesn't lose.
>>69494680
Not being hostile lid. Was just confused. Come back.
NOT quite fond of this new character of SP tbqh.
can anyone explain to me why a .5 minus handi has worse odds than sw?
>>69494703
I like you though.
>>69494727
can you explain why you wont have sex?
>>69494645
>Chelsea
They wouldn't let him on the train if he wasn't m8
>>69494492
I think so. Obviously his tripname is a dead giveaway but, like he said, there's a radar. I can always spot a fellow nigga
>>69494682
What science lid, I won't go just yet... Also what's your TT?
>>69494788
Biomed lid. Tennis tipster m8. Wbu?
>>69494645
He is. He posted his thumb once.
>>69494744
erectile dysfunction lid, haven't won a bet in days and heads gone, girlfriend says she's going to stay at her mates tonight.
>>69494818
Not proof enough, he could be a paki with a light skintone
>>69494861
tears
>>69494888
Fuck off. You're pathetic. Sickening. Wince everytime I see your name. You have no friends so have to come up with this gimmick to get attention.
>>69494861
The only thing we run is a train, on your mum m8
>>69494861
>a paki, a scotsman and an albanian
Sounds like some sort of joke tbqh
>>69494861
>>69494908
What? Lol what is this gimmick you lads keep referring to?
I run a sports betting service. I take a commission off bets. I work for a guy named Steve Stevens in Las Vegas. I'm the soccer guy for the team (different people specialize different sports)
anyway my play is here for you all to see and it's a STONE COLD LOCK
So get on or quit whining when it wins , maggots!
YEEEEE!
>>69494430
Do NOT believe Juve is white.
>>69495013
>thinking Juve isn't white
tears
>>69494812
About to follow u bludrin
>>69494942
>a Paki, a Scotsman, and an Albanian walk into a bar
>Barman asks "why the long face?"
>Albania shows him his Cruezio and Guarani DNB slips
>>69495061
Sn akh
>>69494942
a paki, a scotsman and an albanian walk into a bar
paki asks for a WKD, scotsman asks for a half coke, albanian asks for __________
fill in the blank, best answer wins a prize
>>69495089
Bleach
>>69495089
a refund
My tip was winning and match got suspended, then got hotheaded went large on two bad bets (I knew they were bad) and lost a big chunk
Feels bad man
It's a learning experience I guess
>>69495071
Kek
>>69495089
A fiver
https://youtu.be/hGKK8eGQQEk
>This isn't his alarm every morning
>>69495130
Have you been making these yourself senpai? C-cute
>>69495089
Safe passage through the Channel Tunnel
>>69495089
a boat to italy
>>69495248
PMSL
>>69495089
A life
>>69495232
don't post rap in these threads ever again or else
>>69495248
Nice one
HASS Juve and TT walk into a bar. TT approaches a girl, he asks how old she is, she says 40 love. He says break point.
Hass walks up to a girl, she says she wants his dick. He says only the tip. Info to come later.
Juve walks up to the bar. A girl asks if she can buy him a drink. He says give me the fiver instead.
>>69495359
Pmsl.pmsl
>>69495305
I know I'm being baited but wtf are those nails?!
>>69495359
surreal
>>69495248
I was an avid poster in the sc2 general, we started making fun of an avatar user doing his character in paint and blue haired girl became our mascot... until the game died. I collected and made several of these, there's over a hundred
>>69495305
Why lid? BANGER that.
>>69495359
Kek the Hass one is good.
>>69495359
woke my wife's son up to show him this post, applauding.
>>69495359
pmsl
>romania posts a load of shite on his tt and in here for pre staking
>dac beyond imagination
>doesn't post his Santiago morning worldie until after
why would you do this?
>>69495359
>He says only the tip. Info to come later.
Pmsl
i'm depressed lads
>>69495359
>40 love
>break point
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE that's game point you fucking clown EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69495359
Euan follows shortly after. Girl says she's got a back problem. Can he fix it? He says IMAGINE not being on the fix PMSL.
What's up with these new trips...
>>69495359
actually very good
well done britfriend
>>69495491
yeah u kinda killed the banter m8....
>>69495491
>>69495486
Kek
>>69495467
I understand but come morning 'The Tipster' will be gone
>>69495491
dire
>>69495467
i'm a fat virgin
is there fuck all to bet on tonight? what are you lads playing?
>>69495491
Euan follows shortly after. Gets with a girl but demands £10 before he gives her the tip
Fixed that for you pal
>>69495491
threw up in my mouth reading this
>>69495527
>giving out pity >you's
>>69495535
>>69495525
>>69495562
OR
Euan is chatting to a girl and says he will give her his large tip later. But he never does.
>>69495562
>>69495597
>>69495491
Kill yourselves tbqh
When the fuck do these chinks start playing?
>>69495597
kek
>>69495491
Kek
Decent banter tonight lids. """"The tipster"""""" should honestly die.
TT any new tips soon or just going to watch the ones u already bet on?
if no more tips soon i'm off to bed luv
*laughs*
PGA?
PGA IS MY HOME BROTHER!
PGAAAAAAAAAAA!
PGA, WHERE I FIRST LEARNED HOW TO BET,
MACKERS DROPPING TIPS LIKE HE MAKES THEM GIRLS WET,
LOSES SOME BETS, GOES DOWN A CUNT,
BUT YOU KNOW A MACKERS TIP IS ALWAYS WORHT A PUNT,
TALKING ABOUT MY HOME PGA BROTHER!
THESE OTHER TIPPING GROUPS ARE JUST FAKE,
MACKERS DROP YOU AND MAKE YOU SHAKE,
FUCK ALL YOU HOES TRYING TO EAT MY BANKROLL,
DONT MAKE ME MAD OR ILL PUT YOU IN THE HOLE,
SO SO SHREWD, HE IS SO SO SHREWD
HIS NAME IS MACKERS, HE WILL LEAD US TO RICHES
ALL OF HIS FUCKING HATERS, ARE SCARED LITTLE BITCHES!
>>69495765
>that image
w-what
>>69495764
Nah done for the day lid.
>>69495765
Brushing the vomit out my mouth now
>>69495781
Seen a few go like that lately. Think the image swap bug that 4chan used to have like 2 or 3 years ago has returned.
>>69495525
Did you stake Serbian WE for me?
Absolute tears if you're not on Deportes Quindio
>>69495868
Lol why would I place a muggy $600 on your garbage play when I already know Ukraine and the over is a lock?
Unlike you buddy I don't just spout useless tips to the community-- I do hard, long research sessions.
Stay pleb, kiddo!
>>69495910
Feel so ill reading this. Why do you subject yourself to public humiliation? Are you a masochist?
>>69495910
You could have bet against me, mano a mano
>>69495934
>But hurt
Freudian slip?
>>69495934
adding her as we speak, saying my friend Hass passed you on to me
>>69495992
fucking cringeworthy kys
>>69496021
Stop replying to me you piece of filth. I will end you. This is your last warning.
>>69495989
Hope you have better luck friend
>>69495987
pic related
>>69495992
Depends
what odds did you get
>>69495992
Good build up lid.
>>69495992
Wincing reading this desu
>>69496044
I will fucking shove a cock up your ass you little faggot. Shut the fuck up and lurk moar. This is my board you little bitch.
>>69496086
she sounds nice desu
>>69495934
Poor game.
>>69496035
Felt an itch as I looked at her.
>>69495992
Not too bad
>>69496035
take the left one desu
>>69496107
Would love to see any convo of you with a girl. @1.01 I don't get a reply
>tfw Ukraine United win and Euan looks like an utter mong
>>69496035
>likes coconuts
>>69496105
Would love to see yours.
>>69496071
Meeting her for a "picnic"
>>69496162
>@1.01 I don't get a reply
Best payout, bitch
>>69496162
The girl usually gets wet over the text messaging process. that's how alpha I am.
>>69496167
Just you wait and see m8. Once Ukraine United and the OVER 4 hits tonight I shall reclaim my title as king of this board and top kek @ loser cappers like EuanFaggot
>>69496035
>>69496086
>>69496186
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>69496162
I can show some with my gf but doesnt really count does it.
>>69496205
>grassing Mexican
Careful
>>69496035
>>69496086
>>69496186
>>69496215
THESE POSTS DONT BELONG TO /SP/
DELET THEM NOW
>>69496215
>for euan
what did he mean by this?
Posts that don't belong to /sp/
updated:
>>69496035 >>69496086 >>69496186 >>69496215 >>69496242
Posts that don't belong to /sp/
updated:
>>69496035 >>69496086 >>69496186 >>69496215 >>69496242 >>69496279
>>69496242
>boobs
yes please
Just to let everyone know, sudaca tinder trip to south America IS on this September. Flight to bogota £500 with other destinations on request when we get there.
Posts that don't belong to /sp/
updated:
>>69496035 >>69496086 >>69496186 >>69496215 >>69496242 >>69496279 >>69496301
>>69496294
post gf
Take your pick
>>69496262
>>69496291
>>69496307
Fuck sake lad, its almost 3am and NOTHING to bet on
>>69496294
They're 2/10 here too pmsl
>>69496086
>That posture
kek and i thought being 6'3 and bending down for everything left me off hunchback
>>69496325
What was the post?
>>69496294
pmsl I've been to your country a couple of times lid, you've got your fair share of rotters tbqh. Although on the whole the birds there are quite dece. Not as hot as based Bulgarian women tho
>>69496325
>Muslims
Come on. It is 2016.
>>69496355
4 is the only attractive one.
>>69496325
Rude
>>69496355
far right please
how many matches do you lads have?
im at 169 right now
>>69496318
It's 10pm in Mexico and you're shitting up /sp/
>>69496355
If it is a group photo on Tinder, it is automatically the ugliest one.
>>69496355
right
Venezuela v Belarus U20 apehoop friendlies, ~-315 venezuela to +230 belarus.
Given the state of Venezuela, I think its safe to say Soccer wins mean a lot more than in Belarus. What you guys think?
Country is falling apart, Soccer wins make people happy.
>>69496370
play with her a bit
ask her if she ever gambles
>>69496355
very confused about number 2, very strange face shape
>>69496242
>you can inhale my dick instead
>>69496408
rancid
>>69496408
>Dem eyebrows
Take a duster to it
ABSOLUTELY itching to share some more of my romantic escapades since it tends to pick up the (You)s but I cba with getting smashed by the banhammer yet again
>>69496390
not gonna touch it famalam, last time I went against venezuela they did alright. Think it was against brazil or uruguay
>>69496408
>posting on your wifi
baka, prepare for your ban
>>69496408
>Beautition
She probably earns more money than all the men on tinder, but i like her lips
>>69496463
Didnt even match with her ahaha dafc.
I genuinely never match with anyone respectable. Not even joking. Am I ugly? Be honest.
>>69496408
Now ask her for a picture with the mask off
>>69496482
welcome to the club
>>69496463
pmsl.
>there are people on /bet/ so ugly they can't even match with some of the munters posted on here
FUCK. Posted my WiFi. Temporarily blocked. Shaking. Can't post with my trip.
>>69496482
Post pic. We can decide
>>69496485
pmsl
i am informed Hass used to be a BIG runescape fan
Guys, why is Euan so angry? What happened in his life that made him lash out to people like this?
>>69496463
>5'11
wish girls were that tall were i'm from
>>69496546
looks THICC
I hope you didnt call that number
>>69496546
You got high test man.
Must be shredded as fuark
>>69496546
she looks obese pal
