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Williams sisters subedition.
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previous thread :>>69352455
First for Norway>Portugal
2nd for Euan being a PERMa dac little fud
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Second for Portugal>Norway
>>69372896
Throw another pmsl on the barbie
Any non-Fedgoat posters should leave
Congratulations to Andy Murray on winning Wimbledon 2016!
At least now he's quantifiably better than Cuckrinka
POST RARE BERDYCHS
>7-1
>>69372931
He always was lid. Tiny part of me wants to see Milos with a slam.
I thought VPS was supposed to be good.
I thought Thun and Wohlen were supposed to score more goals.
V v v sweaty here.
>>69372965
Meed 2 goals in 30 minutes, why are you sweating? Or are matches only 60 minutes long in your country?
Also, I told you over 7.5 and not 8.5
>>69372894
HUP
Thanks to the guy who tipped Dynamo. Got some free money right there
>>69372954
>He always was lid
yeh but they both had two slams whereas murray has 3 now
>>69372980
I'm o7,5
The bets I win are won very soon. Everytime something starts to drag I end up losing.
Some girl who never ever watches tennis puts on twitter : update me on the tennis everyday. The same guy replies every time. She doesn't acknowledge him.
Genuinely feel sick. Inb4 that guy is me.
>>69373020
>implying you tweet at girls
>>69373020
That guy was me
![tomas-berdych-HM[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ShGlmsw.jpg "tomas-berdych-HM[1].jpg")
I TRIED SO HARD
Berdych what the fuck are you doing
TAKE MY FREEDOM
How chase?
>Murray literally won 4 games in a row
kek, it's over
>>69373071
Not really
>>69372841
>No title
nice one dickhead
Need some GOALS in the games I'm on please
Why have Dynamo stopped scoring?
>>69373020
Post link
>it's soham
Pretty decent line up, only one I don't know much about is ovie ejaria
-1.5 @2.1 might be worth a smed
O7.5 looking dire
IT'S A FRIENDLY
SCORE YOU CUNTS
>>69373120
how does this relate to w9mbledon?
>lose a game 6-0 6-0
>fire coach
kek
>>69373020
Reminds me of my own patheticness.
How can these cunts be so fucking terrible?
wait is this the tennis rthread or the betting degenerates thread?
>no title
gas yourself op
NEED at least 9-1 in the kiev game
Genuine question: Does anyone here actually dislike Derfel? Just running through my sheet and I've got a 100%+ yield on his tips.
Actual tennis thread for those who were rused
>>69373161
Euan is the type of person whos friends have a private group chat which hes excluded from.
>>69373147
>>69373134
>games are only 70 minutes long
>>69373220
>euan
>friends
o i am laffin
>>69373154
Klopp likes tennis
Are you fucking shitting me.
Why has Dynamo gone to complete shit?
>Dynamo game
fuck.
was on -6.5
>>69373220
More like he's the kinda of guy who talks himself up on a Skype/kik group but when you actually meet him in real life he's 1 foot shorter, obese and covered in acne.
Then when you look at Skype/kik again he's bragging about how many chicks he's smashed this week.
Best to ignore the fella, very mentally ill.
>getting memed on by Kiev
Ya gotta be kitten me
>>69373225
>games are only 75 minutes long
>games are only 80 minutes long
>games are only 85 minutes long
>games are only 90 minutes long
I'm so so down, mate, you can't even comprehend.
Klagenfurt - Austria Klagenfurt, currently 1-4 at 52 minutes.
Over 6.5 is paying at 2.4!
Reminder Romania posted a 10/10 that's about to win.
>>69373328
what bet
Liverpool looks decent
>pooing in the park
>Got on o9.5
Aw yeah
Penalty SECONDS after I bet O9.5 on dynamo
>>69373328
He also posted an 8/10 that was shit
ayy dynamo knock another in and call it a day
On my HANDS and KNEES for another Dynamo goals.
It's all over
RIP Birdshit
>Didnt get on Romanias 10/10 tip which is winning by a country mile because i didnt fancy it
Oh i am laughing
Minutes from settling my Murray 10/10 bet as a win
>>69373405
>i'm the only one #ON
I sweat the cunts in green are missing goals on purpose.
what is the romas tipster again?
On Hamburg -1.0 @ 1.825
>>69373473
mathworks
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pmsl betting too easy. No challenge any more
wimbledom lads
https://twitter.com/sarm0161/status/751362937391030272
>>69373505
epin
>>69373462
I think the bet is losing cause you were on it.
>they weren't on overs from the start
>>69373533
Nice inspect element.
>>69373071
someone needs to post JUST Berdych
he is the definition
gf is at work lads, shall I have a wank or wait until she comes back at 10pm?
>>69373519
Cringe
>>69373553
Who on earth backed him?
>>69373546
>he's won a bet and more money than me
>must be fake
HI EUAN!
>>69373533
>le inspect element meme
>>69373546
This meme AGAIN
>>69373581
>at work
>>69373596
wtb
>celebrate goals
>realize I wasn't on
Tennis is so much better without Djokovic roboting his way to victory
58 minutes until Limerick game, over 4.5 goals has dropped from 3.00 to 2.63. Got far too much riding on this game, maybe shouldn't have bet everything I had left on this.
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>>69373631
cork 18:55 dancing duke ew.
>>69373665
this on 365?
>>69373665
Went small on over 5.5 as well. Got the entire roll on this game.
>>69373624
She's a nurse m8
>>69373532
It definitely is. I'm worse than juveguy.
Love how people itt sit in their smelly tracksuit bottoms, waiting on big Dave to text them about going to the pub, sweating out on some shite overs bet "because they scored some goals early, they MUST score more", trying to judge the kind of person I am, while I LITERALLY gave away free money and all I ask in return is 2 greasy fivers for the privilege of getting access to my array of knowledge and supreme betting ability.
So so sad.
The bet was TP-T -3.25 and they won 8-0 btw :)
Get on the HAMBURGERS lids
>>69373659
Pmsl, cute
WHY ARENT 365 OFFERING THE LIMMERICK GAME
>>69373678
On Large
Down too much but not actually that much but it's the principle of the thing
>>69373688
4.5 will come in, I'm a tad worried about 5.5/6.5. Haven't gone huge on these but worried nonetheless. I cashed out most of my winnings and only left £1k on each bookie, put it ALL on this game.
>>69373681
Probably, Limerick VS Waterford United. It's on Unibet and Ladbrokes.
>>69373692
I was waiting for O6.5 then I saw that the line jumped from -250 to -130 in 5 minutes and I decided against it. Better luck next time.
>>69373697
How do I give u my 2 greasy fivers
If VPS doesn't win I don't know.
>>69373717
so i see. down from 51 to 34.
>>69373739
LOVE your betting style.
>>69373750
Set them on fire, Euan doesn't actually make good tips but for some reason he always has a "tip" that comes in huge that he shares AFTER the game.
Best to ignore him, stick with Romania, TT, Hass or Derfell.
>>69373742
mate fractional odds are acceptable, american odds are abhorrent.
>he didn't back Raonic to beat Fed
smdh
>>69373739
On o4.5 but if in play looks good I'll top up huge
>>69373750
Check my bio on tipstertube or message me
Can someone send me £2.90 to my Skrill? I've got £7.10 in there and all sites require a minimum £10 Skrill deposit.
>>69373760
>>69373697
If you're making so much "money" with these so-called "value bets" why do you even need my £10 a month?
I mean you must make more than that with a single measly bet right. Right..?
>>69373750
Do you honestly believe that nonsense he just typed out?
>Derfail tips wins
Oh you are the best ever
>Derfail tip loses
never mind, your other tips have been good
How is this different from Facebook tipsters?
>>69373806
lel.
>>69373739
dunno if it's worth making an account over baka
>>69373806
40p confirmed for moving lines
>>69373697
You do realize it is THESE IDIOT'S money we take in the end, right?
Let them 'ave their fun, PMSL. Just IGNORE them.
>>69373823
Mind = blown
>>69373838
Not lost a Derfel tip. Only get on his 100% confidence ones though so not surprised.
Down so much on Romanian tips. Can't breathe. Don't know what's true anymore.
>>69373838
Why do you still post here? We have replaced you. Hass, Derfell, TT, Romania.
Handing in my natty card lads.
>>69373823
I make more than 10x what I get per month on a single tip. Why should I give away my knowledge >for free
>>69373825
zzz
>>69373853
Of course. I was keeping that one for when everyone gets on a bet and it loses. Hoping in a few hours I can explain that just paid my next holiday
>>69373886
>Derfell
Stopped reading there
>>69373585
My bad, thought this was a tennis thread
>>69373892
>knowledge
dancing duke being v v poor
>>69373768
Ehhh, I know you're supposed to have proper bank roll management and all that but as far as I'm concerned everything that's in both accounts is lost money. I'm up from what I originally put it and I hit my target, now I just want to have fun.
>>69373781
Don't start chasing overs though, look at today's games and how many had high scoring first halves and then 0-1 goals in the second half.
>>69373838
I thought you were ignoring me, or had me blocked; not getting your attention lid? It's cute that you can't get over me. Let me play this game though.
>Euan tip wins
"I am the most amazing person to have ever lived! You should bow down before me and pay me the £10 (even though I'm profitable, so why do I charge?"
>Euan tip loses
"FUCK OTHER TIPSTERS! It's about value! Don't know why you're following these frauds, I'm goingf to stay quiet about the loss but then spam this "worldie" that I haven't actually tipped and will conventienly mention how I was on it AFTER the game ends."
Also, weren't you quitting for Reddit? :)
>>69373823
>He doesn't want a guaranteed 6k a year and to preserve his accounts from getting limited so quickly
Strange post this
>euan actually isnt going to get enough subs for me to report him to HMRC
>>69373794
Bump for PLEASE lend me £2.90
wtb
>>69373926
just my luck.
>>69373892
Why would I pay when I can just follow Hass and TT
>>69373985
Basi-booms is paid? Are you on the free trial?
>>69373892
>doesn't show the odds
>doesn't show when he got on it
Keep at it kiddo!
>>69373971
honest robber 19:25 cork. small punts are worth a go t b h.
Hope everyone's F5'ing for Derfel's lines to open
>>69374000
Kek
What is the limerick bet?
>>69374000
Yeah I paid him £30 when I joined 3 weeks ago, think he's raised his fee now
>mfw someone near me thinks portugal to lift the trophy isn't #freemoney
Game starts in 45 minutes, what take-away do I order?
>>69374042
Over 3.5 at 1.73 if you want to play it very very safe, over 4.5 at 2.63 if you want to play it safe and over 5.5 at 4.33 if you want to gamble.
>>69374048
Actually in tears
>>69374067
??? His tips are good, and I can always get on (most the time). I don't mind paying £30 when you can make back that money from a single tip
HASSSSSSS x
Almost gave up hope for 3 goals in the Wattenscheid game.
>>69374101
I don't pay
>>69374101
You're lucky I gave him £40 and had to beg him to let me in
>>69374101
Hey Infinity
CAN NOT STOP WINNING
Valur slags are doing well
>>69374042
0-0 la
>>69374133
Stick a tenner on that korean game la?
https://tipstertube.com/post/74566
Romania BTFO
The thing about paid tipsters is they have to win more than they lose
>>69374157
Go with the stake size I've put. Round 2.50 for you lid. Or did you deposit?
>>69374105
Where did he tip this? Does no one else pay for his tips?? What the fuck, shouldn't I report him to skrill or Big Al?
>>69374194
Just memeing lid. Obviously everyone pays.
>>69374171
Maximum kek
>>69374193
PLEASE accept my request on TT
>>69374193
Stuck 2.50 on it no didn't depost just won another fiver looking good
http://www.strawpoll.me/10698238
v.v.v.v important
>3/4 Limerick's star strikers are either suspended or injured
Ruh roh
UCD game looks good for O2.5
>>69374223
Just did lid
>>69374224
Nice one lid. Might take a breather for a day.
>>69374238
PLEASE let this be a meme
>>69374238
Feel sick
>>69374233
>le half win man
>>69374254
Waterford's ONLY striker is suspended as well as he's on a red card
>>69374238
>t-this is just a ruse right
>>69374238
Guess it's time to not get on this /bet/ meme and then angrily close the window if it wins.
Would normally worry but with Derfel no it unconcerned desu
>>69374278
>>69374238
DERFELL ON SUICIDE WATCH
PAID TIPSTERS EUAN AND HASS FEASTING
>>69374280
Didnt mean to greentext there
>>69374280
Chase with O2.5 UCD
think i unironically know a lad on the waterford team
>>69374344
Please tell him to score some goals
>>69374344
IMPLORE him to score an own goal
>>69374303
>>69374292
>>69374287
>>69374280
>>69374278
>>69374260
>>69374254
Just fucking with you lads, only Robbie Williams is out and he's Limerick's 5th best goalscorer. 2nd and 3rd are starting, 4th is on the bench and 6th and 7th are also starting. Waterford's top 2 goalscorer's are also starting.
All of these players are also in the league's top 20 goalscorers.
Anyone on Liverpool?
>>69374368
Me on U0.5 in the first half
>>69374368
Bet you were on PSV too.
>>69374365
>Robbie Williams
Kek
>>69374365
i dont know what to believe
>>69374365
LOVE this sense of humour ;)
>>69374387
Lol i wasn't
>>69374365
Robbie Williams is a singer pmsl
>>69374365
well rused lid
>>69374393
Teamsheets are on their twitter, rest of the data is on Google is you search it.
>>69374400
>only one person is called Robbie Williams
I can't tell you how much I love VPS. Might buy a shirt from them.
>>69374133
Any tips for mainstream matches (bookie is shit ans I'm still pissed I didn't get on Raonic)
Who should I follow on tipstertube?
>>69374344
Tell him you'll pay him a ton if hes scores an OG
>>69374365
>Robbie Williams is out and he's Limerick's 5th best goalscorer
>their 5th top scorer only has 8 goals since 2013
>>69374430
reffocs
>>69374430
Hass (basi-booms) but ask for the free trial first
>>69374440
He's scored 4 this season lid
http://www.soccervista.com/topscorer-1__Division-2016-843381.html
http://www.strawpoll.me/10698367
V v v v v v important. Don't answer at your peril.
Uuuuuh where is o'flynn
>>69374481
Where's Juve
>>69374521
>>69374520
He was on loan, they managed to win their last game 4-3 without him
>>69374429
Would like an acca for
Murray
Serena
Herbert/Mahut
Williams sisters
Kontinen/Watson
Hey, Derfel. Thoughts on O3.5 in the Shelbourne game?
>>69374576
What's the asian line at? Was keeping an eye out for this game
>>69374576
Risky on that, Shelbourne have had 4/5 games that were under 2.5 and that last H2H was 2-1 and 3-1. They're also playing away.
>>69374576
I'd also put a small on Shelbourne to win and BTTS
>>69374611
O3 is 1.85
>>69374631
Maybe, but a lot of Athlone's senior players have left the club recently, especially after their dire performance last week, losing 5-1 to Cabinteely.
Athlone are in DIRE STRAITS. Had to cancel their previous game with Shelbourne because they couldn't pay the electricity bill for the floodlights PMSL.
Manager has also left and they're now fielding mostly u19s.
I'm waiting for the lines inplay but Shelbourne handis will be very juicy
Praying for a goalfest at the Waterford Regional Sports Centre
>>69374656
Apparently Athlone are severely lacking first teamers, might do this. Basically all my money's tied up in the Limmerick game though
>>69374708
Athlone can barely put a team out, yeah. Will you tip it on your TT?
>>69374708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_ikHNnqtiY highlights from their game last week, they were raped.
Love our community lads. Albania that annoying uncle. T4tw the abusive father. Hass the gay younger brother. Juve the disabled mum's son. TT older kind brother. Ameribets a lovely mother figure.
>>69374760
WHY do you think I am annoying?
I tip value bets and have good banter.
>>69374760
Mum's the disabled one though, right?
>>69374708
Bummer, good luck with it all my funds are locked up on the Limerick game. I'd deposit some more funds but don't want to start putting all my winnings back into bets.
Does anyone have a livestream for the Limerick game?
Someone post a stream for the Limerick game PLEASE
>>69374792
Love you really lid. Don't like the constant >he wasn't on the fix. Tip the fucking fix for us then.
>>69374797
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>69374792
Never seen you tip anything lid
>>69374792
Never seen the good banter lid
Limerick game just not gonna be on 365 then
cba to move funds to another account
>>69374754
Think so, over 3 is probably a good bet. I'm on 1st half handicap.
>5 minutes gone
>no goals
Getting NERVOUS.
>>69374430
Mathworks, TT, toras angel
LOVING the jewtube revenue. Putting it right into my paypal
>>69374867
over 3.5 at 2.25 small with the shelbourne match la?
>>69374897
PLEASE lend me a fiver.
Need one goal this half Liverpool lids
>>69374936
Put allmylife savings on Liverpool game's first half ending at 0-0 score.
Please be wrong
>>69374971
Probably will fella, that Tranmere post must of been sweaty for you
need some goals desu
>>69374926
I'm probably gonna TT Crewe DNB
GENUINELY perplexed at the current state of /bet/. Putting together a quick survey
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how much you put on the game juve?
>>69375002
IT BEGINS
>>69374996
What's confusing you apart from HMRC contacting you for fraud
1111111111
DERFEL DOUBTERS BTFO
EUAN SEETHING
>>69374971
You owe the Tranmere keeper a fiver
>>69374996
I figure it stays this shit for a little bit after Wimbledon and Euros are over but as the mugs lose their bankroll and are forced to either leave or take on board that they don't know shit then it should come around again.
Was the same after the WC desu.
>>69374996
We DESPERATELY need a shrewd only approved community. Why hasn't this been done?
IRC room or something similar. NO mugs accepted.
>>69375044
Guessing you won't be in it then
>>69375044
Pmsl, that's you out
>>69375044
you wouldn't be accepted, then.
:^)
>>69375044
>NO mugs accepted.
So without you?
>>69375044
There is always lizardbet
>>69375056
PMSL.
LOVE your jokes.
>>69374971
Congrats Czech anon
>>69375056
pmsl
>>69375031
Lol I surely do, I jumped from my chair while the ball was in the air. Lucky
>>69375044
Why not make one, you can pay Euan a £10, he can pay the anon a £10 and the anon pays you the £10. The rest of us can stay here and make money off free tipsters like TT, Hass and Derfell
Anyone watching the Liverpool game think it's worth getting on them for the second half? Guess have to wait for subs anyway.
>>69375091
MASSIVE
>>69375056
pmsl
>>69375060
pmsl
>>69375063
pmsl
>>69375064
pmsl
>>69375091
Yes. I think is just a matter of time until Liverpool scores.
