MISSILE MILOS EDITION
Williams sisters subedition.
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previous thread :>>69352455
First for Norway>Portugal
2nd for Euan being a PERMa dac little fud
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Second for Portugal>Norway
>>69372896
Throw another pmsl on the barbie
Any non-Fedgoat posters should leave
Congratulations to Andy Murray on winning Wimbledon 2016!
At least now he's quantifiably better than Cuckrinka
POST RARE BERDYCHS
>7-1
>>69372931
He always was lid. Tiny part of me wants to see Milos with a slam.
I thought VPS was supposed to be good.
I thought Thun and Wohlen were supposed to score more goals.
V v v sweaty here.
>>69372965
Meed 2 goals in 30 minutes, why are you sweating? Or are matches only 60 minutes long in your country?
Also, I told you over 7.5 and not 8.5
>>69372894
HUP
Thanks to the guy who tipped Dynamo. Got some free money right there
>>69372954
>He always was lid
yeh but they both had two slams whereas murray has 3 now
>>69372980
I'm o7,5
The bets I win are won very soon. Everytime something starts to drag I end up losing.
Some girl who never ever watches tennis puts on twitter : update me on the tennis everyday. The same guy replies every time. She doesn't acknowledge him.
Genuinely feel sick. Inb4 that guy is me.
>>69373020
>implying you tweet at girls
>>69373020
That guy was me
I TRIED SO HARD
Berdych what the fuck are you doing
TAKE MY FREEDOM
How chase?
>Murray literally won 4 games in a row
kek, it's over
>>69373071
Not really
>>69372841
>No title
nice one dickhead
Need some GOALS in the games I'm on please
Why have Dynamo stopped scoring?
>>69373020
Post link
>it's soham
Pretty decent line up, only one I don't know much about is ovie ejaria
-1.5 @2.1 might be worth a smed
O7.5 looking dire
IT'S A FRIENDLY
SCORE YOU CUNTS
>>69373120
how does this relate to w9mbledon?
>lose a game 6-0 6-0
>fire coach
kek
>>69373020
Reminds me of my own patheticness.
How can these cunts be so fucking terrible?
wait is this the tennis rthread or the betting degenerates thread?
>no title
gas yourself op
NEED at least 9-1 in the kiev game
Genuine question: Does anyone here actually dislike Derfel? Just running through my sheet and I've got a 100%+ yield on his tips.
Actual tennis thread for those who were rused
>>69373161
Euan is the type of person whos friends have a private group chat which hes excluded from.
>>69373147
>>69373134
>games are only 70 minutes long
>>69373220
>euan
>friends
o i am laffin
>>69373154
Klopp likes tennis
Are you fucking shitting me.
Why has Dynamo gone to complete shit?
>Dynamo game
fuck.
was on -6.5
>>69373220
More like he's the kinda of guy who talks himself up on a Skype/kik group but when you actually meet him in real life he's 1 foot shorter, obese and covered in acne.
Then when you look at Skype/kik again he's bragging about how many chicks he's smashed this week.
Best to ignore the fella, very mentally ill.
>getting memed on by Kiev
Ya gotta be kitten me
>>69373225
>games are only 75 minutes long
>games are only 80 minutes long
>games are only 85 minutes long
>games are only 90 minutes long
I'm so so down, mate, you can't even comprehend.
Klagenfurt - Austria Klagenfurt, currently 1-4 at 52 minutes.
Over 6.5 is paying at 2.4!
Reminder Romania posted a 10/10 that's about to win.
>>69373328
what bet
Liverpool looks decent
>pooing in the park
>Got on o9.5
Aw yeah
Penalty SECONDS after I bet O9.5 on dynamo
>>69373328
He also posted an 8/10 that was shit
ayy dynamo knock another in and call it a day
On my HANDS and KNEES for another Dynamo goals.
It's all over
RIP Birdshit
>Didnt get on Romanias 10/10 tip which is winning by a country mile because i didnt fancy it
Oh i am laughing
Minutes from settling my Murray 10/10 bet as a win
>>69373405
>i'm the only one #ON
I sweat the cunts in green are missing goals on purpose.
what is the romas tipster again?
On Hamburg -1.0 @ 1.825
>>69373473
mathworks
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pmsl betting too easy. No challenge any more
wimbledom lads
https://twitter.com/sarm0161/status/751362937391030272
>>69373505
epin
>>69373462
I think the bet is losing cause you were on it.
>they weren't on overs from the start
>>69373533
Nice inspect element.
>>69373071
someone needs to post JUST Berdych
he is the definition
gf is at work lads, shall I have a wank or wait until she comes back at 10pm?
>>69373519
Cringe
>>69373553
Who on earth backed him?
>>69373546
>he's won a bet and more money than me
>must be fake
HI EUAN!
>>69373533
>le inspect element meme
>>69373546
This meme AGAIN
>>69373581
>at work
>>69373596
wtb
>celebrate goals
>realize I wasn't on
Tennis is so much better without Djokovic roboting his way to victory
58 minutes until Limerick game, over 4.5 goals has dropped from 3.00 to 2.63. Got far too much riding on this game, maybe shouldn't have bet everything I had left on this.
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>>69373631
cork 18:55 dancing duke ew.
>>69373665
this on 365?
>>69373665
Went small on over 5.5 as well. Got the entire roll on this game.
>>69373624
She's a nurse m8
>>69373532
It definitely is. I'm worse than juveguy.
Love how people itt sit in their smelly tracksuit bottoms, waiting on big Dave to text them about going to the pub, sweating out on some shite overs bet "because they scored some goals early, they MUST score more", trying to judge the kind of person I am, while I LITERALLY gave away free money and all I ask in return is 2 greasy fivers for the privilege of getting access to my array of knowledge and supreme betting ability.
So so sad.
The bet was TP-T -3.25 and they won 8-0 btw :)
Get on the HAMBURGERS lids
>>69373659
Pmsl, cute
WHY ARENT 365 OFFERING THE LIMMERICK GAME
>>69373678
On Large
Down too much but not actually that much but it's the principle of the thing
>>69373688
4.5 will come in, I'm a tad worried about 5.5/6.5. Haven't gone huge on these but worried nonetheless. I cashed out most of my winnings and only left £1k on each bookie, put it ALL on this game.
>>69373681
Probably, Limerick VS Waterford United. It's on Unibet and Ladbrokes.
>>69373692
I was waiting for O6.5 then I saw that the line jumped from -250 to -130 in 5 minutes and I decided against it. Better luck next time.
>>69373697
How do I give u my 2 greasy fivers
If VPS doesn't win I don't know.
>>69373717
so i see. down from 51 to 34.
>>69373739
LOVE your betting style.
>>69373750
Set them on fire, Euan doesn't actually make good tips but for some reason he always has a "tip" that comes in huge that he shares AFTER the game.
Best to ignore him, stick with Romania, TT, Hass or Derfell.
>>69373742
mate fractional odds are acceptable, american odds are abhorrent.
>he didn't back Raonic to beat Fed
smdh
>>69373739
On o4.5 but if in play looks good I'll top up huge
>>69373750
Check my bio on tipstertube or message me
Can someone send me £2.90 to my Skrill? I've got £7.10 in there and all sites require a minimum £10 Skrill deposit.
>>69373697
If you're making so much "money" with these so-called "value bets" why do you even need my £10 a month?
I mean you must make more than that with a single measly bet right. Right..?
>>69373750
Do you honestly believe that nonsense he just typed out?
>Derfail tips wins
Oh you are the best ever
>Derfail tip loses
never mind, your other tips have been good
How is this different from Facebook tipsters?
>>69373806
lel.
>>69373739
dunno if it's worth making an account over baka
>>69373806
40p confirmed for moving lines
>>69373697
You do realize it is THESE IDIOT'S money we take in the end, right?
Let them 'ave their fun, PMSL. Just IGNORE them.
>>69373823
Mind = blown
>>69373838
Not lost a Derfel tip. Only get on his 100% confidence ones though so not surprised.
Down so much on Romanian tips. Can't breathe. Don't know what's true anymore.
>>69373838
Why do you still post here? We have replaced you. Hass, Derfell, TT, Romania.
Handing in my natty card lads.
>>69373823
I make more than 10x what I get per month on a single tip. Why should I give away my knowledge >for free
>>69373825
zzz
>>69373853
Of course. I was keeping that one for when everyone gets on a bet and it loses. Hoping in a few hours I can explain that just paid my next holiday
>>69373886
>Derfell
Stopped reading there
>>69373585
My bad, thought this was a tennis thread
>>69373892
>knowledge
dancing duke being v v poor
>>69373768
Ehhh, I know you're supposed to have proper bank roll management and all that but as far as I'm concerned everything that's in both accounts is lost money. I'm up from what I originally put it and I hit my target, now I just want to have fun.
>>69373781
Don't start chasing overs though, look at today's games and how many had high scoring first halves and then 0-1 goals in the second half.
>>69373838
I thought you were ignoring me, or had me blocked; not getting your attention lid? It's cute that you can't get over me. Let me play this game though.
>Euan tip wins
"I am the most amazing person to have ever lived! You should bow down before me and pay me the £10 (even though I'm profitable, so why do I charge?"
>Euan tip loses
"FUCK OTHER TIPSTERS! It's about value! Don't know why you're following these frauds, I'm goingf to stay quiet about the loss but then spam this "worldie" that I haven't actually tipped and will conventienly mention how I was on it AFTER the game ends."
Also, weren't you quitting for Reddit? :)
>>69373823
>He doesn't want a guaranteed 6k a year and to preserve his accounts from getting limited so quickly
Strange post this
>euan actually isnt going to get enough subs for me to report him to HMRC
>>69373794
Bump for PLEASE lend me £2.90
wtb
>>69373926
just my luck.
>>69373892
Why would I pay when I can just follow Hass and TT
>>69373985
Basi-booms is paid? Are you on the free trial?
>>69373892
>doesn't show the odds
>doesn't show when he got on it
Keep at it kiddo!
>>69373971
honest robber 19:25 cork. small punts are worth a go t b h.
Hope everyone's F5'ing for Derfel's lines to open
>>69374000
Kek
What is the limerick bet?
>>69374000
Yeah I paid him £30 when I joined 3 weeks ago, think he's raised his fee now
>mfw someone near me thinks portugal to lift the trophy isn't #freemoney
Game starts in 45 minutes, what take-away do I order?
>>69374042
Over 3.5 at 1.73 if you want to play it very very safe, over 4.5 at 2.63 if you want to play it safe and over 5.5 at 4.33 if you want to gamble.
>>69374048
Actually in tears
>>69374067
??? His tips are good, and I can always get on (most the time). I don't mind paying £30 when you can make back that money from a single tip
HASSSSSSS x
Almost gave up hope for 3 goals in the Wattenscheid game.
>>69374101
I don't pay
>>69374101
You're lucky I gave him £40 and had to beg him to let me in
>>69374101
Hey Infinity
CAN NOT STOP WINNING
Valur slags are doing well
>>69374042
0-0 la
>>69374133
Stick a tenner on that korean game la?
https://tipstertube.com/post/74566
Romania BTFO
The thing about paid tipsters is they have to win more than they lose
>>69374157
Go with the stake size I've put. Round 2.50 for you lid. Or did you deposit?
>>69374105
Where did he tip this? Does no one else pay for his tips?? What the fuck, shouldn't I report him to skrill or Big Al?
>>69374194
Just memeing lid. Obviously everyone pays.
>>69374171
Maximum kek
>>69374193
PLEASE accept my request on TT
>>69374193
Stuck 2.50 on it no didn't depost just won another fiver looking good
http://www.strawpoll.me/10698238
v.v.v.v important
>3/4 Limerick's star strikers are either suspended or injured
Ruh roh
UCD game looks good for O2.5
>>69374223
Just did lid
>>69374224
Nice one lid. Might take a breather for a day.
>>69374238
PLEASE let this be a meme
>>69374238
Feel sick
>>69374233
>le half win man
>>69374254
Waterford's ONLY striker is suspended as well as he's on a red card
>>69374238
>t-this is just a ruse right
>>69374238
Guess it's time to not get on this /bet/ meme and then angrily close the window if it wins.
Would normally worry but with Derfel no it unconcerned desu
>>69374278
>>69374238
DERFELL ON SUICIDE WATCH
PAID TIPSTERS EUAN AND HASS FEASTING
>>69374280
Didnt mean to greentext there
>>69374280
Chase with O2.5 UCD
think i unironically know a lad on the waterford team
>>69374344
Please tell him to score some goals
>>69374344
IMPLORE him to score an own goal
>>69374303
>>69374292
>>69374287
>>69374280
>>69374278
>>69374260
>>69374254
Just fucking with you lads, only Robbie Williams is out and he's Limerick's 5th best goalscorer. 2nd and 3rd are starting, 4th is on the bench and 6th and 7th are also starting. Waterford's top 2 goalscorer's are also starting.
All of these players are also in the league's top 20 goalscorers.
Anyone on Liverpool?
>>69374368
Me on U0.5 in the first half
>>69374368
Bet you were on PSV too.
>>69374365
>Robbie Williams
Kek
>>69374365
i dont know what to believe
>>69374365
LOVE this sense of humour ;)
>>69374387
Lol i wasn't
>>69374365
Robbie Williams is a singer pmsl
>>69374365
well rused lid
>>69374393
Teamsheets are on their twitter, rest of the data is on Google is you search it.
>>69374400
>only one person is called Robbie Williams
I can't tell you how much I love VPS. Might buy a shirt from them.
>>69374133
Any tips for mainstream matches (bookie is shit ans I'm still pissed I didn't get on Raonic)
Who should I follow on tipstertube?
>>69374344
Tell him you'll pay him a ton if hes scores an OG
>>69374365
>Robbie Williams is out and he's Limerick's 5th best goalscorer
>their 5th top scorer only has 8 goals since 2013
>>69374430
reffocs
>>69374430
Hass (basi-booms) but ask for the free trial first
>>69374440
He's scored 4 this season lid
http://www.soccervista.com/topscorer-1__Division-2016-843381.html
http://www.strawpoll.me/10698367
V v v v v v important. Don't answer at your peril.
Uuuuuh where is o'flynn
>>69374481
Where's Juve
>>69374520
He was on loan, they managed to win their last game 4-3 without him
>>69374429
Would like an acca for
Murray
Serena
Herbert/Mahut
Williams sisters
Kontinen/Watson
Hey, Derfel. Thoughts on O3.5 in the Shelbourne game?
>>69374576
What's the asian line at? Was keeping an eye out for this game
>>69374576
Risky on that, Shelbourne have had 4/5 games that were under 2.5 and that last H2H was 2-1 and 3-1. They're also playing away.
>>69374576
I'd also put a small on Shelbourne to win and BTTS
>>69374611
O3 is 1.85
>>69374631
Maybe, but a lot of Athlone's senior players have left the club recently, especially after their dire performance last week, losing 5-1 to Cabinteely.
Athlone are in DIRE STRAITS. Had to cancel their previous game with Shelbourne because they couldn't pay the electricity bill for the floodlights PMSL.
Manager has also left and they're now fielding mostly u19s.
I'm waiting for the lines inplay but Shelbourne handis will be very juicy
Praying for a goalfest at the Waterford Regional Sports Centre
>>69374656
Apparently Athlone are severely lacking first teamers, might do this. Basically all my money's tied up in the Limmerick game though
>>69374708
Athlone can barely put a team out, yeah. Will you tip it on your TT?
>>69374708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_ikHNnqtiY highlights from their game last week, they were raped.
Love our community lads. Albania that annoying uncle. T4tw the abusive father. Hass the gay younger brother. Juve the disabled mum's son. TT older kind brother. Ameribets a lovely mother figure.
>>69374760
WHY do you think I am annoying?
I tip value bets and have good banter.
>>69374760
Mum's the disabled one though, right?
>>69374708
Bummer, good luck with it all my funds are locked up on the Limerick game. I'd deposit some more funds but don't want to start putting all my winnings back into bets.
Does anyone have a livestream for the Limerick game?
Someone post a stream for the Limerick game PLEASE
>>69374792
Love you really lid. Don't like the constant >he wasn't on the fix. Tip the fucking fix for us then.
>>69374797
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>69374792
Never seen you tip anything lid
>>69374792
Never seen the good banter lid
Limerick game just not gonna be on 365 then
cba to move funds to another account
>>69374754
Think so, over 3 is probably a good bet. I'm on 1st half handicap.
>5 minutes gone
>no goals
Getting NERVOUS.
>>69374430
Mathworks, TT, toras angel
LOVING the jewtube revenue. Putting it right into my paypal
>>69374867
over 3.5 at 2.25 small with the shelbourne match la?
>>69374897
PLEASE lend me a fiver.
Need one goal this half Liverpool lids
>>69374936
Put allmylife savings on Liverpool game's first half ending at 0-0 score.
Please be wrong
>>69374971
Probably will fella, that Tranmere post must of been sweaty for you
need some goals desu
>>69374926
I'm probably gonna TT Crewe DNB
GENUINELY perplexed at the current state of /bet/. Putting together a quick survey
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how much you put on the game juve?
>>69375002
IT BEGINS
>>69374996
What's confusing you apart from HMRC contacting you for fraud
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DERFEL DOUBTERS BTFO
EUAN SEETHING
>>69374971
You owe the Tranmere keeper a fiver
>>69374996
I figure it stays this shit for a little bit after Wimbledon and Euros are over but as the mugs lose their bankroll and are forced to either leave or take on board that they don't know shit then it should come around again.
Was the same after the WC desu.
>>69374996
We DESPERATELY need a shrewd only approved community. Why hasn't this been done?
IRC room or something similar. NO mugs accepted.
>>69375044
Guessing you won't be in it then
>>69375044
Pmsl, that's you out
>>69375044
you wouldn't be accepted, then.
:^)
>>69375044
>NO mugs accepted.
So without you?
>>69375044
There is always lizardbet
>>69375056
PMSL.
LOVE your jokes.
>>69374971
Congrats Czech anon
>>69375056
pmsl
>>69375031
Lol I surely do, I jumped from my chair while the ball was in the air. Lucky
>>69375044
Why not make one, you can pay Euan a £10, he can pay the anon a £10 and the anon pays you the £10. The rest of us can stay here and make money off free tipsters like TT, Hass and Derfell
Anyone watching the Liverpool game think it's worth getting on them for the second half? Guess have to wait for subs anyway.
>>69375091
MASSIVE
>>69375056
pmsl
>>69375060
pmsl
>>69375063
pmsl
>>69375064
pmsl
>>69375091
Yes. I think is just a matter of time until Liverpool scores.
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>>69375073
Thank you Netherbro <3
>>69375117
Lying is a sin.
JUST staked Crewe DNB. Surreal
>tfw i can only put 50p on Hass' winners because i have the entire roll on Derfel's tip
>>69375159
Staked from 2-0 down :^)
How long have you browsed /bet/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10698659
Do you know who SP is?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10698665
Do you understand the concept of EV?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10698678
How much do you stake on average
http://www.strawpoll.me/10698693
Are you aware the bets posted on /bet/ are terrible?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10698704
Hass is...
http://www.strawpoll.me/10698715
Euan is...
http://www.strawpoll.me/10698731
Do you like the way /bet/ is?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10698734
Would you EVER pay for tips?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10698745
What level of education did you finish before the summer?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10698763
should i cash out
WHERE ARE THESE LIMERICK GOALS DERFELL
>>69375195
Not a fan of the leading questions desu
>>69375230
>>69375197
pls help do i cash out
>>69375195
Not surprised the mod of all people is the one to do this.
pmsl
FC Groningen -0.25 AH from 0-4 up.
NOT a Rball bet.
>>69375212
Oh dear
>>69375239
Yes
>>69375197
WHY DIDN'T I CASH OUT
FUCK ATHLONE SUCH A SHITHOLE
>>69375255
WHAT?
>>69375195
>spending time making this is +ve
>a large % of people don't know what EV is
>shitbourne
these goals are never going to come are they, im cashing out
Bristol surreal
Derfel, luv ya. But I'm getting a tad nervous. What with my bankroll on stake and all
>>69375195
I hate your arrogance. You actually think no tipsters on here are worth following? What makes you better? "Value" say that and I'll knock your front teeth straight.
>>69375044
There are several /bet/ off-shoots that no one uses.
>>69375295
This.
NEVER
EVER
listening to Derfell again.
>>69375314
I can spot value. Dont @ me if u wont fight me
>there have been more goals in the KAA Gent - Olympiakos match than in Derfell's alleged goalfest
>>69375307
how much is your bankroll now?
>>69375339
Would love to set your jaw straight.
>>69375295
>>69375307
2nd half goalfest
>had a small on O8.5
>>69375359
Under £2 if there isn't at least 3.5. REALLY hope Derfell sticks by his word and chucks me a tenner.
>>69375411
REALLY wish I could chuck derfell out of a window right now.
>>69375307
All I'm going to say is this
>football games are only 37 minutes long
Remember the defence gets tired
>>69375430
Thanks for this. Feel much more confident now.
>Albania
NEED a bball large tbqh
>not being on the ht shelbourne fix
>odds of over 4.5 goals before the game started
4.5
>odds of over 4.5 goals now
6.0
DERFELL ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>69375430
When he acted liked there were gonna be goals a plenty and it's 1-0 at half time.
There's a problem.
>>69375468
What match friendo?
>>69375468
Tbf odds for Raonic drifted huge in the match
>>69375477
Limmerick vs Waterford.
>1-1
GREAT JOB DERFELL
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DERFEL GOAT
1-1 now
UP UNREAL
N- never doubted
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Two more and I'm clear from the nightmare.
CASH OUT WHILE YOU CAN
>CASH OUT WHILE YOU CAN
CASH OUT WHILE YOU CAN
>CASH OUT WHILE YOU CAN
CASH OUT WHILE YOU CAN
>CASH OUT WHILE YOU CAN
>people doubted the King of /bet/
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>>69375489
Very very confused by this.
very important http://www.strawpoll.me/10696908
>>69375508
>>69375509
>all this hype when you still need two or three goals
>tfw did 1.5fh on a hunch
>>69375526
It's not over till its over lad
>>69375540
I cashed out m8.
At least I got a small profit.
Derfell is a fucking failure though. Should never show his face here again.
>>69375540
>all this hype when you only needed to beat a team of Bale and sheep shaggers
>>69375561
>profited from him
>h-he's a failure
>the shanty town of Shelbourne
>>69375561
Quick question, but how exactly am I a failure? Do they play football differently in Ireland where they only play for 45 minutes?
Tennis Tipster? How long do you think it will be until you get BTFO by a shrewder niche tipster?
https://tipstertube.com/profile/aboutdesouffle
>>69375566
Yeah, like £5 profit.
I'd make that much giving your mum a blowie.
>>69375577
You promised 6 goals. There has barely been 2.
You are literally a failure.
down insane fuck shelbourne and valur slags
Euro finals: Betted on at least one goal by Griezmann and that france wins the match. I'm getting a full return, r-right`
>>69375585
Not sure what you mean lid.
>implying there won't at least as many goals next half
>>69375611
>down insane
>>69375588
And the game is only at HT, so........?
>Limerick VS UCL
3 goals FH, 4 goals SH
>Limerick VS Bluebell
2 goals FH, 4 goals SH
>Limerick VS Waterford
4 goals FH, 5 goals SH
>Limerick VS Waterford
3 goals FH, 4 goals SH
The majority of their games are higher scoring in the second half, not to mention a draw at HT means they can't park the bus the next half. I do enjoy that you're this mad though, you should put your trip back on Euan.
>>69375630
He looks like a smart lad
>Tennis expert
>>69375649
half my roll lad
>>69375659
I'm gonna laugh when everyone demands their money back off you.
Scunthorpe 4 WHEN?
>>69375659
>thinking I would even consider following your bets
I have said many times I will lay all your bets at better odds than the bookies because I KNOW you will lose.
>>69375680
Ok Euan
Wow Romania got his 10/10 tip on point
Impressed
>>69375673
better pic that shows my dire straits down insane
>>69375693
I don't even know who Euan is.
>>69375661
Not threatened lid. If he does well, good on him.
>>69375690
>thinking I would even consider following your bets
>thinking I
>I
PMSL. EUAN CONFIRMED FOR SAMEFAGGING WITH HIS TRIP OFF
>>69375710
Ok Euan.
WTB
>>69375588
Hello Euan!
>>69375738
The shrewdies are taking the GIFT that is Shelbourne SW @ over evens
>>69375727
Strange post this one. Not sure the person behind it is mentally healthy. I fear you might hide your illness as shitposting
>>69375727
Do you have a stream for the game btw? Been searching far and wide on google.com
>>69375588
Oh also, I promised 5 goals. The tip was over 4.5 goals.
>>69374060
>>69375738
O3.5 Waterford
>>69375768
Pmsl
There are some crimes where you can't help nodding in appreciation and thinking to yourself 'yep, well done'.
>>69375768
>countless bans for tinderposting, which is beyond doubt /bet/ related
>doesn't ban shitposters
Nice 'community' you moderate here.
http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/4chan-sucks-more-than-ever/
Talking BIG sense
REBACK LIVERPOOL
Saw BritTurk at uni the other week, can't believe he's still sporting that yellow shirt the madman. Shouted 'You Up A Cunt today m8?" at him and he smiled briefly before disappearing.
>Second half will be full of goals! 4,5 will def come in!
mfw
>>69375941
Noice.
Also:
Second half will be a goalfest, he says. HAH.
>flatanon
Orlando / Houston, wtb?
>>69374241
Hope someone was on desu
>>69375990
DAC
SURELY Babos/Shvedova is THE bet of the weekend. @3 atm. Serena worn out from the final, won't care. >Venus.
Forgot about flatanon race, where did it place?
l i t e r a l l y never seen a flatanon bet win
>>69376006
as per usual.
OK Shelbourne, you can score now.
>>69375990
Forgot all about it. T-t-thought he was due ;_;
Self-reminder that aside from that +£40 day I've been losing money every day. NEED to stop this quote unquote hobby
so SO >due next horse
>>69376020
About 2nd last pmsl
>flopanon
topfuckingkek
>>69376071
Fuck's sake
>>69376064
Why don't you just bet with cents and pretend it is thousands of real money? That way you lose less in the end and get your kick from gambling.
>>69376017
Is this an Official TennisTipster tip?
FlatAnon IS Alex Salmond
Down so so so much from flatanon recently. Upped my stakes following him recently, 500 a pop
Starting to think horses are no longer profitable
lmao why does ANYONE pay attention to that faggot
33333
>Sudbury
Feel like Flatanon is being held hostage by Andy Robson and Basi-Booms and is being forced to tip these horses with a gun against his head
D E R F E L
E
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F
E
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>>69376095
Yes. Posted on TT as well. Those odds are massive. They literally beat THE doubles team in QF.
33333333
GET ON SHELBOURNE SW
GET ON SHELBOURNE SW
GET ON SHELBOURNE SW
GET ON SHELBOURNE SW
>>69376108
flatanon tipped a horse yesterday though, it lost but he still tipped
>>69376097
>Starting to think horses are no longer profitable
use some basic logic next time instead of blindly following a blatant pseudo fraud. NEVER any value in a flopanon tip
>>69376096
a great politician t b h.
>>69376133
Look at his spreadsheet for 2015, I still #believe. Only issue is it's hard for me to get on, know whenever I can only manage a tiny stake it'll win
>>69376121
On -1. Athlone's kids will SURELY tire, r-r-right?
Not going to TT it though
>>69376123
I know lad
>>69376121
Thinking about DNB.
>anno domini 2016
>derfell is doubted
why?
>your average Intensical backer
v v worried about where flatanon's head is atm
>>69376194
>a different game in the same league already has 5 goals
>this one is still lacking 2
>less than 1/3rd to go
Pffffffffffffft
>>69376211
pmsl
>>69376180
There's a stream on facebook, not watching myself, need to cook
>Brett Eidukas
Flatanon on the right
>>69376232
What you cooking lid?
going to be so UP when Limerick and Waterford score 2 more
flatanon LITERALLY just reads racing post verdicts and rewords them slightly before posting
>SHELBOURNE
Feeling physically ill
>>69376243
I-I lied
I'm going to grab a chicken donner from the kebab shop ;_;
>>69376211
kek
>>69376225
got on 2bh
https://tipstertube.com/post/74661
44444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444
4444
4
4
4
>>69376304
Don't lie
SHELBOURNE IS COMING IN
REBACK OR FOREVER BE UPSET
SHELBOURNE IS COMING IN
REBACK OR FOREVER BE UPSET
SHELBOURNE IS COMING IN
REBACK OR FOREVER BE UPSET
>>69376225
>euan loses a game
He's still shrewd
>Derfail loses a game
Kill yourself
Still only 3 goals on limerick, might kill myself
>>69376348
Come on. Surely even you know that's retarded. He's proven.
Need at LEAST 1 Shelbourne goal and at LEAST 1 goal in the Limerick match please and thank you
>>69376333
>le soccerway guru
>>69376412
Its just people baiting as always.
Good bye todays profits
>>69376412
Is the Babos double a large or are you memeing lid
NEED all the goal lines to stay the same
Saying this for all Romania followers
What will everyone spend their imminent and inevitable Limerick winnings on?
Doesn't look like 4.5 will come in, pity. Ah well, win some and you lose some. What's your paypal again Juveguy?
Chasing Shelbourne losses on WashSpirit Rezzies desu
>>69376460
Med lid. Didn't think anyone read my analysis bits. Large is only 7+.
im a moran for getting on shelbourne
>>69376484
UNO MAS
44444444444444444444
>>69376284
FRAUD.
:^)
>no basedball until 12am but i've been awake since 10am and am getting tired
4444
ROMANIA?
>>69376484
Hmmm, let's try that again.
Doesn't look like 4.5 will come in, what a pity....a real shame...
>>69376542
Need another waterford goal for Romania.
Bohemians look on point.
REEEEEEE I CASHED OUT AND 2 MINUTES LATER 2 GOALS REEEEEEEEE
>>69376555
>>69376484
THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE
NO FUCMING WAY FUCM THIS SBIT DAY
>>69376555
well done
>trip 5's
pottery
F I V E
I
V
E
>>69376555
UP INSANE
P
>>69376555
OK! OVER 5.5 WON'T COME IN! IT WON'T!
DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL DERFELL
FUCK THIS SHIT I CASHED OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
valur game looks like a rape
IM SO FUCKING TILTED. FUCKING FUMING
>>69375540
>>69375520
>>69375474
>>69375468
>>69375426
>>69375323
>>69375307
>>69375690
>>69375680
So, um...hey guys. How's it going? Hope all is well.
>implying it all wasn't luck and I wasn't shitting myself and coming up with a new persona
>>69376617
NEVER. CASH. OUT.
Derfell is v v good
>>69376542
what lid
NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYY
absolute SCENES
Another one.
>>69376599
>>69376617
>Cashing out
>Ever
anyone know if bet365 is covering the canadian soccer league game serbian white eagles vs york region shooters?
>>69376576
IMPRESSIVE
>>69376623
Fuck you.
You deserved to lose.
FJSGJKHSJKGHJKSHAKLFJKLAJFKLJKAJKFKALJFKLAJFKALJFKLAJJAKLFKLAJKLFJAKLJFKAFJ
UP DISGUSTING AMOUNTS
DERFALLLLLLLL DERFALLLLLLL DERFALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>69376623
I'M UP A FUCKING BRAZILIAN LADSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
>>69376576
IT DID
THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
THE MAGICK OF LIMERICK
>>69376599
>ever
bet you piss sitting down too
Euan RAGING
Euan tips a 365 only winner
Derfell tipping huge odd, asian winners FOR DAYS. KING
This seriously isn't fair.
BARELY 2 goals in the first half, then fucking 4 in the second?
>>69375588
>>69375588
>>69375588
D E R F E L L
E
R
F
E
L
L
Posting from my phone
Flatmate just asked why I launched my laptop out the window
How do I explain this?
Shaking with rage
Where can I get more of these Derfel tips?
post slips you lucky bastards
Can i get on some sort of Derfell mailing list or sms service? fucking missed em today
>cashed out on raonic
>cashed out on limerik
WASHINGTON SPIRIT WOMYN -2.5
WASHINGTON SPIRIT WOMYN -2.5
WASHINGTON SPIRIT WOMYN -2.5
>>69376707
It's how they play mate, more than 75% of their games have had higher scoring second halves. Won't lie to you, I honestly thought this bet had lost and was tabbed into a game to wait until it was over.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not shrewd I'm just very very very lucky
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>when you didn't get on derfell's bet
REEEEEEEE
>>69376741
Would stake my life that rball is misleading as fuck in which case that line is about right
would love a Galway goal to complete my BTTS acca
>>69376760
you sound well fat
>>69376637
im scared pal
model looking slightly shaking recently
>>69376803
>Still up cause I got on the 10/10 and went to bet when he posted the 8/10
Somebody PLEASE match me on Mr Ochi in the tennis, NEED coin for weekend
https://www.betfair.com/exchange/tennis/event?id=27848917
Anyone getting on these riverplate unders
>>69376803
You mean it's the first day it didn't go up in units won.
>>69376816
cringe
>>69376856
1-5
>>69376831
I have no idea how the betfair exchange works.
Spell out to me what you want like I'm a retard.
>Shitbourne
>positive yield
Am...am I shrewd now?
>>69376816
Derfell sounds like a 40 year old plumber desu pmsl
>>69376871
Click the blue box next to T Chen type 1.5 in the odds bit and 200 in the stake bit
>>69376905
*electrician
>>69376841
Literally missed your 10/10 cause I was in the cinema
SEETHING
>>69376602
good one, got on -0.75 from 2-0
CODE RED CODE RED
ABORT
Tedward about?
NEED a goal before halftime.
Staked far too much
Need a Washington goal in the next 4 minutes
>>69376961
dat
Derfell almost in the green on TT
>>69376998
too much sugar.
:^)
>>69377006
>mfw Derfell makes a comeback bigger than Hass
SHAKING
>>69377006
What's his TT?
Who here /lifelong/ Derfelbro
Naysayers BTFO
>>69377041
Take a wild geuss
>Notts County didn't go into administration
UP SUMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>tfw a small on over 5.5 came through @4.40
LOVE Derfel
>>69377076
Thanks lid
Don't put any huge money on these two tips for tonight, I'm only putting £20 on each which is 1.2% of my current bank-roll and an acca for both.
>Orlando City VS Houston Dynamo
>Orlando DNB @ 1.62
Orlando have not lost a game at HOME this season and Houston have not won a game AWAY this season. Their last H2H was 1-0 to Orlando but it was a year ago so no real indicator.
>San Jose VS FC Dallas
>Dallas DC @ 1.53
Dallas are ranked 1st whilst San Jose are 12th, they've had two H2H meetings this year in April and May which both ended in a draw.
Both iffy, but worth a small punt.
>>69377121
Yet again the germans' downfall includes a lot of hand gestures
>>69377112
Got tears in my eyes
>>69376831
Are you getting against me?
>>69376983
NEED him
>>69377148
Rebacked at 2.2 myself. So happy
>tfw neet
>tfw no credit card to bet with
>tfw missing out on the memes
>>69377168
No I want on but nobody will lay me bet :( got no accounts so struggle to get on these itf games ffs
Can someone PLEASE send me £2.10. NEED it v v urgently :/
>>69377093
genuinely wondering what a 'small' is for you
>>69377175
I'll sell you my accounts
>>69377193
didn't you just win a lot?
>>69377193
thought you were uac
>>69377224
My Skrill has £7.10 in there and all sites require a minimum £10 Skrill deposit.
VAENGIR JUPTIERS SW
VAENGIR JUPTIERS SW
VAENGIR JUPTIERS SW
VAENGIR JUPTIERS SW
Irish anon is without a doubt my favourite person on these threads.
>>69377187
WORLDIES last night lid. Just need a 365 most of the time.
*£2.90
>>69377252
Give me your Skrill email, will send you the rest required.
>>69377285
[email protected]
Thank you Albania
>>69377266
you don't need to make a deposit tho since you're up
>>69377134
do NOT like the look of dallas away breadbin
>>69377264
Yeah I know, had more 365's than hot dinners pmsl I'm on Babos anyway so fingers crossed
>>69377309
Need to UP my roll tho
>>69377314
Shaking lid.
>>69377311
Yeh, they don't look great away so I doubt they'll win the game but I can see it ending as a draw.
Deportivo Cuenca DC away to Emelec at 4.33 is THE bet
finally a Hass tip I can get on
>>69377134
went small on this
>>69377285
Let down
not too sure about this hass tip desu
>Vaengir
Of course this had to happen.
>>69377256
deary me
>>69377692
Very very interested to know your figures for the month. You always seem to be down here. Or just complaining for fun?
>>69376983
>Tedward
Who's this then?
>>69377712
I don't post when I win
>>69377749
Euan needs to take the tip
>>69377749
Ah. Fair play.
>>69377568
>>69377668
Same desu. Have a bad FEELING.
Mutuals are promising though and they do have a good squad out.
Red Bulls U23 - Baltimore 0-1
Red Bulls - OC 1-5
Reading - Baltimore 4-0
OC - Reading 3-4
>>69377256
zzzz down down down Cant believe I went large on this. The 4 lines and caps convinced me
>>69377784
STILL waiting to hear why we should pay for you
>>69377777
checked
Also, what's your TT?
>>69377733
a lid who gets #on lots of bet mafia bets on tt
>>69377763
good post
>>69377805
Basi-booms
>>69377795
To get my tips
>>69377784
As if you followed that with a large, idiot.
>>69377823
Why shouldn't I hop on Hass or TT FOR FREE
>>69377842
I'm not your mother
>>69377865
But I'll fuck yours
juveguy tryhards day 11 (i think, archive's down)
Start: £20
Current: £43
Day: -£6.50
Federer loss almost wiped the balance. Fortunately Derfel sparked a recovery but still V V down. Sad tbqh
completed the 6 euro to 12.50 to 20 to 2 euro challenge today lads
what do i stake my last two on, have another 2 on TT's korean tip
OCEAN CITY NOR'EASTERS SW
OCEAN CITY NOR'EASTERS SW
OCEAN CITY NOR'EASTERS SW
OCEAN CITY NOR'EASTERS SW
Is Criciuma the bet?
>>69377264
which one
>>69377901
Like this gimmick, PLEASE force it more.
>>69377898
on >>69377901 and >>69377906
>>69377893
i'm there with you lad, down £20 today
>>69377901
money on ocean to win? Looks like the game is frozen to me
>>69377893
The odds were like 4.5, how did you not recover?
>>69377898
>20 to 2
should have withdrawn 10 tbqh you'd be safe
>>69377906
Not a good price imo
>>69377954
Baltimore are pushing and pushing but can't get through OCN's defense
>>69377921
The one who got on Raonic and almost cashed out. But love you both.
>>69377985
That's me and I lost pretty much everything, put my last 2 euro on makoto?
>>69377985
pmsl
v. comfy
OCEAN CITY NOR'EASTERS SW
OCEAN CITY NOR'EASTERS SW
OCEAN CITY NOR'EASTERS SW
REBACK REBACK
OCEAN CITY NOR'EASTERS SW
OCEAN CITY NOR'EASTERS SW
OCEAN CITY NOR'EASTERS SW
ON SO LARGE IT'S UNREAL. LITERALLY DESTROYING THE ODDS SINGLE HANDEDLY
>>69378055
Degenerate dubs
>>69378004
Yes that lad. Hope it comes off.
>>69378055
Not impressed.
>>69378009
>This flag
Serena will pummel your nation
>>69378064
what is the matter with you?
>>69378064
pulled from WillHill
>>69378055
dickhead tbqh
>>69378096
and 365. away is going to win kek
>>69378093
UP HUGE SUMS
CAN'T BREATHE.
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN
>>69378096
I TOLD YOU. I SMASHED THE ODDS SINGLE HANDEDLY
>>69377566
#ON
Can't see any more over bets for tonight, got my eye on about 35 games tomorrow so too many to post here. Will post them all on my TT, which is free...and has positive yield again
>>69378172
>35 games
insane
>>69378172
HE DOES IT FOR FREE
FREE
R
E
E
>>69377566
Its 10.75 for their victory now. Not sure if it's correctly priced, must check some info on them.
>>69378172
what's your TT?
>>69378198
Just the ones I've shortlisted, I'll probably post a tip for half of them. Taking this seriously now so hopefully most of them win.
On my knees begging someone to price up the Maldon & Tiptree vs Colchester friendly.
>>69378233
Derfell, you don't have to follow it's just easier to post the tips there for tomorrow rather than try and get them all here
>>69378253
Thanks, will see what you have tomorrow
>>69378228
yeah i dont trust them to win away though they might sneak a 1-0 the DC bet is safer. no idea why they're such long odds
OCEAN CITY NOR'EASTERS SW
OCEAN CITY NOR'EASTERS SW
OCEAN CITY NOR'EASTERS SW
OCEAN CITY NOR'EASTERS SW
OCEAN CITY NOR'EASTERS SW
OCEAN CITY NOR'EASTERS SW
back on 365
>Ocean City Nor'easters v Baltimore Bohemians
>~25 mins played
>2 shots
praying for anyone who got on that tip. its back on 365
>>69378317
I think the bet on Ceará and Criciúma is safer. At least is what I'm going to do.
>>69378091
Bankrolled that then
>>69378251
>Maldon
Driving through there tomorrow, mad
>>69378395
4 shots now, come on
>>69378395
what was the tip?
>>69378352
why are we getting on this?
>>69378409
ceara are in good form but always draw away and tupi arent shit at home
>>69378435
literally the post above that one lad
are you ok?
seeing a LOT of retarded dutch posts in /bet/ today
>>69377566
its 12/1 now
stuck £15 on it
also going for over 4.5goals
and a very small bet on over 5.5goals
Ocean City odds are only getting shorter
Need new thread
>>69378352
how much u on? post slips
>>69378442
>tupi arent shit at home
Tupi is the worst team there is in the league. Ceará is complete and we can't forget, they have a very good striker. Considering the odds it is a good bet.
DAC
>>69378492
brave m8 i tipped double chance (DC) at 10/3 kek good luck to you though i stand by my possible 1-0 claim just think draw is safer
>>69378536
agreed with all you're saying m8 but tupi are undefeated in their last 3 home games and ceara haven't won their last 3 away. literally the only logic im using, havent looked hard into the game. you could argue ceara are due a win of course.
>>69378551
6.5 DC now.
>>69378640
thats straight draw mate dc is still 4.5, drifted slightly, on 365 anyway
>>69378701
>on 365
Yes, the odds are better on playbonds.
>>69378635
Indeed, but as I said, the odds are good, considering the quality of the two teams.
>>69378536
Caera drew against 2 teams that have an even worse home record than Tupi
WHY are we on nor'easters?
>>69378827
rball
>>69378889
you on lid?
>>69378922
No.
>>69378814
Indeed, but Ceará isa far better side. There is risk, but I will take it.
>>69378954
Am i going to lose all my greasy fivers Euan?
>posting all my tips one by one
>romania is also tipping these matches
>all my tips are the opposite of what his model predicts
Ruh roh!
DAC
>>69379090
It probably wins but not much value, especially now
>>69379147
reback at 1-0 or cut my losses?
>>69379176
I dont know. Not my tip.But I wouldnt cash out because that is just sapping value from a valueless bet
Please move to the other thread friendos
IMAGINE not being on the 1/2 fix later.
IMAGINE.
2x0 for Criciuma already
>>69379262
UGLY, FAT, SMELLY F R A U D.
>>69379262
PLEASE tell me what it is so I dont need to look through a million games
>>69379343
>not being in on the fix before full time
taking a break lads, had a great year. See you in a couple months
>>69379343
Word on the street is Serbian White Eagles game is fixed for 1/2 ht/ft.
Starts at midnight.
TT lagging for anyone?
>>69379373
Looking at it right now. Finding it mindblowing these are fixed with the bookies that offer them. What is the secret bookie they are using?
(I know at least one has been fixed for these bookies this season)
>>69379423
Ukraine United? PMSL.
There are a billion bookmakers they can get their greasy bets on.
Gambling is far more complex than YOU think.
>>69379455
Cant remember who it was. The odds first dropped on the Russian bookies though.
I am well aware of le sekrit bookies but I was wondering if you knew who they were for CSL fixes.
No clear value tonight, the only match that could've been good has the underdog with new coach and foreigner
If I see something interesting inplay I'll let you know
If I made £400 from £100, isn't my ROI 300%?
How does TT calculate ROI then? 30% is barely anything
>>69379522
New there here pal >>69378406
>>69379618
ROI = profit/amount staked. Have sex.
>>69379455
Be a devil and message me on tipetertube
>be /outshagging/
>come back in
>check bets
Whichever anon tipped that Waterford o5.5 I literally owe you my mortgage (inb4 Juveguy, you still need to pay me my £50 and you're not getting any of my greasy fivers until you do).
Who needs paid tipsters lads?
So, wait a minute lads, that's 4 big Derfell tips this week that have come in (have I missed any).
I was sceptical at first but there has to be something here does there not?
>>69380364
>there has to be something here does there not
Positive variance
wtb?
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