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old >>69459718
flatanon tez edition
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Anime
>backing flatanon
b-but he's due
PMSL
Win your money back by paying me money to help you lose money lads.
D A C
A
C
GENUINELY dont know who or what to believe in anymore.
Flatanon DAC
Euan DAC
Romanian Model looking SHAKY
Who will save us?
Need 2 goals in the 2nd half of the FC Sumy game or I'll actually be down.
>>69483584
D E R F E L
E
R
F
E
L
>>69483584
TT and Derfail are in the top 10 for the past week.
Lads Portugal-Austria U19.
I heard Portugal's younger team's are actually good as opposed to their senior team.
>>69483584
need the return of BT now more than ever
>>69483581
Thanks for the advice
>>69483610
>TT and Derfail are in the top 10 for the past week
What does that mean? Top most followed?
NEED sela to win and I'm evens
>>69483584
Derfell on USA football bets
33 tips
avg odds of 3.43
75%
338 profit
>No handi
>>69483645
Top 10 based on yield and profit, they've both tipped some amazing bets that came last week
>>69483584
>Hass's tips for the last two days
pmsl
gambling just aint profitable anymore
>-37.1% roi from flatanon after 10 tips
>100+ ranked vs 400+ ranked
>100+ ranked chokes
>loses sets 6/0 and 6/2
>prevents me from winning a 11+ multiple bet
Help me send good thoughts to Sasnovich guys.
>>69483698
>after 10 tips
pmsl, christmas /bet/
>>69483681
All tipster competitions should be nothing but handicaps. Handicapping is the purest form of betting.
do you pieces of shit actually ever discuss matches or not?
>>69483677
That's misleading though. He 10/10 staked the same tip and posted it like 10 times.
Am I the only sane one left?
Malmo vs Orebro
BTTS & O2.5 Yes
@1.90
Derfell isnt shrewd.
TennisTipster may be, not really followed his tips much.
>>69483497
Wireless looks like abs wank. Have this video of the /scotbet/ meet up at T this weekend, proper mad times
https://twitter.com/OotYerNutatT/status/751166253662810112
>>69483704
Remember there's lots of rigged matches in tennis
>dudi sela is a manlet
oh god why did I stake him so high, genuinely worried TT
>people still doubting derfel after a proclaimed him king of /bet/ oh so long ago
NEED two more in harstad game
>>69483779
Hate this Scottish people are cool because they type how they speak, love going on the sesh, and have great banter meme
>>69483778
>has tipped games with odds of 4.5-6 that have all won
>isn't shrewd
Yeh OK Euan, just because kids won't pay you 2 greasy fivers anymore
>>69483807
As a non-native english speaker I find it hilarious
la
>>69483782
Was literally the only match I got wrong. I would've made half a grand.
>>69483807
Try tae be less ae a boring prick then yi Tory wankstain
>following Cambodian 3rd division womens u-21 to scratch up cheeky fivers in profit, and not just putting 500 on one match you're sure of to not be as pathetic as you all are looking for edges on super obscure games
Some Lord moments posting on /bet/ with NEETs and a Derfell tip comes in. Remember Waterford over 4.5 Medium, was in /trans/ on /sp/, ARP posts a shout on TipsterTube 'Derfell tip', I nearly cum, then Juveguy notices "MEDIUM STAKE", I'm off my cunt depositing roll and smacking, we F5 the thread, we get a goal and I spam "UP A CUNT", post a tinder match and eventually get banned by Euan pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl
>>69483779
pmsl Euan got dropped
https://twitter.com/OotYerNutatT/status/752221406985879552
>>69483860
why did i start reading /bet/
>>69483860
Giggling
>>69483860
8/10
>>69483873
SUCH a ridiculous accent, eh
>>69483860
Applauding this post
COME ON SELA
https://twitter.com/OotYerNutatT/status/752103259733655552
>scotland
on hands and knees PRAYING they leave
Verdirrojo sw @ 1.76 medium
FFS SELA
>>69483860
>post a tinder match and eventually get banned by Euan pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl
Crying
6666666666666666
one more
2 MORE GOALS
>>69483920
This basketball?
>>69483873
Euans getting decked by Hass PMSL
>>69483873
fuck, is that hass that starts punching him?
No forecast but theres your winner
>>69483550
>>69483527
>>69483955
Yes
>>69483979
didn't win lid.
SELA
ALREADY BROKEN
>>69484023
War glory literally just won
>he wasn't on War Glory
pmsl
damn it sela easy point there
>>69484064
your forecast i mean.
>>69484106
ignnore me, i'm retarded, kek.
>>69483743
literally why would anyone wriggle HEADFIRST through dark, uncharted fucking underground caves
>>69483743
never not laughed at this
Need another goal from Harstad
2-1 still, fuck it my mistake for thinking some goala equal more goals.
NEED another derfell tip to be up again
>>69484084
dat
>/bet/ will be forever DAC until Derfel gets back from holiday
>>69484220
Hope his plane cashes desu
NEED ONE MORE PLEASE
Roc De Prince E/W last Ayr race
hold your serve sela this time mate
>>69484246
>BUT IN THE LAST 5 FLIGHTS HOME AND AWAY THIS AIRLINE DIDN'T HAVE A SINGLE CRASH
>>69484280
crying
>>69484249
>>69484160
yes lads
>>69484296
LIDS ITS FUCKING ON
Update on my tips please. Can see Sela up a break.
Sela winning first set 5-3
>>69484280
>>69483743
>>69483959
>>69483873
>>69483860
Miss this /bet/, hate the new current state of uncomfy, annoying trips, /bet/
Putting last pennies on Rustique
>>69483860
Mind if I copy and paste this into a word document and print it lid?
v v concerned about my bankroll
Any good tips today?
>>69484427
You should be if it isn't on Djokovic to win the Olympics.
>follow all Romanian tips
>down insane last week or so
>his last 7 days still positive
how has this happened, even staked properly, do not understand
>>69484428
Got a few potentials today, dunno if you want good tips though
>>69484403
Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
ITF Korea such a tournament.
>>69483743
so.. what happend?
>>69484524
He died and had to be left there, cave is closed now
wtb
Sela looking sharp, thanks TT
Awaiting your next worldies
>>69484246
That's harsh anon, my flight landed safely as the plane was French built and was landing at home. Not to mention the pilot had landed twice before in France the previous week
>>69484583
Test flights don't count, Derfel
>not building a model that churns out a 3.76% ROI in asia
>>69484606
>Derfel
Love how Juve insists on spelling his name correctly
>>69484579
No worries lid. Langer tonight as well.
DUDI
U
D
I
Somehow, after Dudi wins, I will be UAC for the day
>>69484659
Will put half my Sela winnings on him senpai
>>69484820
Nah be cautious. Odds are like 3.
>>69484829
What's up with your staking plan btw? Seem to quite often have big stakes on long odds/accas
>>69484865
Most of them come in so it's fine. 5/10 should be around 5 percent of your bankroll.
>>69484829
Thank you once again, based TT.
TT
1. How long have you been betting Tennis?
2. Will you bet on any other sport?
3. Do you have a nice bum?
>>69484903
No worries pal.
Tfw cut down my hours at work. Wageslave life just not for me. If only you cunts sent donations. I could quit.
What to bet for Malmo game?
>>69484984
O2.5 & BTTS
>>69483743
This still makes me feel claustrophobic
>>69484606
Granted, they weren't landing at a major airport but the H2H statistics for this airline was great and they'd only ever had one delayed flight at this airport.
It was a gamble which is why I only went medium on them
>>69484984
Overs on corners
>>69484940
Watching for about 3 years. Did some research for about 2 months. 6 months betting on it.
I watch a lot of mainstream football. Really not sure how good I'd be at that. Will set up an account once the PL starts. Nah my friends tell me I have a really flat ass when I wear jeans.
Need spartak Moscow goals pls
>>69484941
Has anyone donated anything yet lid? I'll send some over once I reach 4 figures.
>>69485049
Had o1.5 in a double, cashed out. Awful game
>>69484473
In Asia lid?
>>69485049
Im on o2 lmaoo hurts so much
>>69485049
this
>>69485049
>>69485111
Under 1.5 SO COMFY
>>69485084
At least one, yeah
>>69485127
>aftertiming
but why
>>69485049
Just layed the draw
>>69485144
S-sorry
There's plenty of time though. Anyone else on Zenit?
Listening to red hot chilli peppers - can't stop. Full blast on headphones. Experience.
Do you think footballers bet on matches?
>>69485196
Please try and report.
>>69485173
I am now
>>69485196
Seeing them at reading fezzy, cant wait
>>69485218
Might go to a futures qualifier and bet on myself to get double bagelled
SKA Energiya -0.25 med
rball
If you had an MBE would you put it in your twitter name?
>>69485127
Better cash out now
>>69485280
Other team gets a penalty zzzzzzzz
>Hass tips with no info
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Malmo U2.5
?
BAIT out the biggest judge u kno
>>69485401
M A C K E R S
>>69485401
literally dont know any judges anymore
>>69485390
Pissed I missed the first goal but still potential for a massive scoreline here. AH is also a bet.
Rinuzi 2-0 Babite
Babite 5-0 Upesciems
Traktors 0-15 Rinuzi
Traktors 1-1 Upesciems
Rinuzi 11-1 Fortuna
Fortuna 4-2 Upesciems
League top scorer starting for Rinuzi today too
Catching a train in 20 minutes so don't have time to type out my reasoning so do your own research. I've got bets on each of them and a small on an acca.
>Breidablik Kopavogur - IA Akranes
>over 2.5 @ 1.65 (5/10) ALSO over 3.5 @ 2.5 (1/10)
>CD das Aves - CD Santa Clara
>over 2.5 @ 2.00 (2/10)
>Malmö FF - Örebro SK
>over 2.5 AND BTTS @ 1.9 (4/10)
>SV Spielberg - FC Nöttingen
>Over 3.5 goals @ 2.1
I'm not very sure about these, but they're worth a small which is what I'm putting on all of them. Do your own research (read: soccerway) before placing any bets
>>69485460
>do your own research
You don't so why should I?
>>69485401
Denning
>>69485428
Can't even get on myself since I haven't set up a new 365 yet
>>69485503
got -5.5 but only from 3-0
>3-0 already
zzzzzz
>>69485460
>>69485460
>Do your own research (read: soccerway)
>research (read: soccerway)
>read soccerway
>soccerway
>>69485503
Prices were pretty good on skybet, -5 EH @1.8 at 1-0
>>69485521
sofascore, nooblet
>>69485519
>>69485514
Wanted to tip this as a MARGE but after losing a marge the other day and the absolute horrible run I've had I didn't want to risk it.
>>69485225
sixth formers OUT
>>69485569
At Costa. Cashier asks what size coffee I'd like. Almost said get me a marge.
lel theres a tennis player called Jurgen Zopp
IMAGINE not knowing away team has 8 players and playing a forward as goalkeeper.
>>69485641
IMAGINE being a snide little cunt who is universally hated. Going LARGE on you not having a single friend.
on u11.5 from here like
>>69485641
Please post the tip, thanks
>>69485641
IMAGINE not being on SINCE YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS FOR ACCOUNTS
>>69485663
>>69485684
Go on lad
on Vozdovac - Zorya u1.5 @ 1.72
>>69485680
Upesciems playing with 8 (eight) players and no gk.
>>69485684
I am on pal.
>>69485672
ballsy
>>69485663
Underrated post
>>69485672
If they beat Traktor 15-0 I doubt they'll relent
Dynamo Moscow reback desu FAMALAM
![13592643_638360759655841_5016221046288223305_n[1].png_oh=095d622cfaa38cdbafd62e4ae05b23a8&oe=57EBB8E8.png](https://i.imgur.com/ZLXlWAM.png "13592643_638360759655841_5016221046288223305_n[1].png_oh=095d622cfaa38cdbafd62e4ae05b23a8&oe=57EBB8E8.png")
We could make a fucking killing here lids.
As a Hull fans, our fans have already started talking about adapting it as our chant.
>>69485844
You better start it then lid
The fact that it's only live games means it'll be tough, need to be getting a result v one of the big teams
555555555
>>69485844
>shown live
Shame Hull isn't relevant enough to get on kek
>>69485501
Because you wouldn't follow the tips of anyone blindly without doing your own research lid
>>69485879
Fuck off.
You don't deserve to be on
>>69485900
I wouldn't take the tips of someone who hasn't done any research at all.
>>69485954
He wins most of the time, also he didn't say he hadn't researched them just that he didn't have time to type his reasoning.
>>69485878
>>69485895
Hull FC fans tried it at the rugby game but it only lasted a minute. We dont have a drum but Leicester fans do. Hull Leicester is the early kick off on the first day.
>>69486000
He hasn't done any research in the past why would I think he had started now?
>>69486000
>He wins most of the time
WEW
>>69486020
He's still won most of his bets and has made me more money in the past week or so than Hass, Euan or Romania
>>69486095
Not TT.... everyone else is off form though. Can't really compare.
Is Upesciems -5 AH still a good bet at 1.9
>>69486065
tbf he posted like 8 worldies here and only Liverpool slags lost
>>69485521
How else do you get info you utter moron. As soon as anyone mentions soccerway when tipping a bet everyone jumps on them. Ofc you look at teams news, injuries ect.
>>69486127
Love this gimmick, when derfel loses he's shit but when others so they're off form
Pmsl
>>69486171
Zzzzzzzz nice proxy lid
>>69486171
Yes because the others have been around for a while. We know they're good and not just tipping overs in MLS games.
>Zenit
>there are posters here that STILL give flack to derfel
pmsl
who here /lifelong/?
>>69486171
I assume bait but if not just wait a month or two and see which is doing better over the whole period. I guarantee it won't be Derfell
>>69486144
>posted like 8 worldies
zzzzzzzz, you're the type of person to blindly follow the £10-£1000 challenges on FB without realising the make 30% on all your loses pmsl
>>69486148
Think you missed the point I was making there lad
>>69486208
Loving this gimmick, so because fraudanon has been here so long we should trust his bets
>>69486198
You know some of it like him right? He's free and made me money; what has Euan done?
>>69486242
here
>>69486318
You are either a newfag or just looking for nibs.
Imploring people not to reply to this guy.
not so sure about malmo lads
>>69486254
8 worldies with odds of 4 or above, whilst people pay £10 for odds of 1.8 that lose with Romania or Hass
>>69486357
>I can't counter his argument so I'm going to ignore them
GG lid
>>69486387
v worried about overs. having a tez day
>>69486452
You're a moron. The point wasn't that he's been here long, but he's had loads of tips and is profitable long term. You've posted 200 odd tips and have a negative yield. Goodbye, don't reply
>>69486413
>>69486452
BEGGING you both to please stop. Its honestly just embarrassing now
>>69486485
>implying no one other than Derfel can be a fan of Derfel
pmsl
>>69486520
You only like him cause he bought your support
JUVE IS DERFEL
>>69486485
>He thinks I'm derfel
Keep trying lid, Euan has scammed you all and Romania's model is breaking. Derfel and TT are the new leaders
Hey bet, Ive got an amazing tip for you to take advantage of, original Clueless Canadian here.
1/2
What kind of a sick joke is this, can't even stake 20 quid on a horse after opening the account and winning one bet
>>69486565
You see this?
Its a one man race, pretty much. (and hes paying +200)
NEED 5 more Rinuzi goals PMSL FUCK MY LIFE
>>69486593
>>69486565
They didnt even spell his name right.
Bookies are absolutely clueless on right wing politics.
>>69486559
Please don't put TT and derfail in the same bracket
>>69486565
>Steven Wolfe
not even a real person lad
>>69486485
Please stop replying to him. He is obviously just (You) seeking
>>69486485
ETHERED
>>69486630
Its woolfe.
They spelled his name wrong.
>>69486618
>>69486544
no, i like him because of the continuous successful high odd tips he brings in along with a top quality standard of banter.
the man needs to kick the ball in the net
>>69486640
>>69486630
>>69486620
This tbqh. TT is a hero.
Last post for those who apparently are oblivious to just how high tier of a tip this is.
The #1 dropped out, and the bookies dont realize it. #2 is almost a sure thing, the rest are longshots at +600 or more.
Tears if you miss out on this one lads.
is he broken?
>>69486654
Woolfe would be a decent candidate, he's from moss side in manchester so he knows the effects of uncontrolled immigration
>>69486685
broken and autistic t b h
>>69484280
top post
>>69485900
Yes you should if they are tips from someone who isnt clueless.
>Rinuzi & Dudingen stop scoring
>Pors Grenland miss penalty, then concede
>Zenit losing
>0 (ZERO) goals in the Malmo game
Great fucking day
>>69486693
Listen to farages resignation, first quality he says the leader should have is that he should not be willing to give an inch on "freedom of movement" (immigration minister)
Second was financially related I believe (Financial Affairs Spokesman)
Hes also from North West England, the bases area. They sure dont get London voters.
>>69486684
>bookies don't reali(s)e it
there are literally no excuses for you not bankrupting your shit tier canadian bookie
>>69486685
Would love it if it was just somebody trying to tell him his fly was undone or something
>>69486693
Anyways Im poor as shit and for reasons I cant take advantage of this beyond small fries, this is the type of fuckup people should be making thousands on.
>>69486724
On all of these. Would be broke without Big_Al's aid
>>69486744
Thats the bookie which ends in dog. They might void it, but probably not. 2 days old that statement is.
Everyone should bankrupt them, terrible bookie with extortion like odds.
So.
How many Ranuzi goals do we all need?
4 more here.
>he didnt back dynamo moscow
>>69486814
got on u11.5 @2 so im pretty comfy here
>>69486793
Only North Americans can use Bovada though so at the moment its you and any other North Americans reading this.
But yes it is a massive misprice and you should all be smashing it.
>>69486836
>Bovada
>me
Bodog I think is the same though
>been starting to pick up followers on TT without actually tipping
>realise its because I won a couple of meme CS bets for the Euro comp and now i'm on the all-time top tipsters list
They really fucked up their site with this one didn't they? How long before I can start charging the clueless sheep who like to suck Derfels cock?
>>69486835
How comfy?
>>69486772
the max bet for this is 125
malmo looking DIRE
>>69486836
Im large on it, to say the least.
I think buddy is right that its the same thing as bov
>people following t4tw when TT and romania has been rock solid
anyone save those christian rees screenshots?
Anon with under 11 on suicide watch
>>69486895
Want death
>>69486565
To add to this.
Suzanne Evans can't run as she hasn't been a member for 5+ years and Carswell just isn't running (and hasn't been a member for 5+ years tho).
>>69486944
Which ones?
>>69486865
Same
TT i take it your tip is for benoit to win from gimeno
>>69486987
how many are there?
>>69486944
Portugal lads went on the piss last night, forgot all about it.
>>69487021
pmsl
>>69487021
NEED more
>>69487021
>>69486944
Some Lord moments posting on /bet/ with NEETs and a Derfell tip comes in. Remember Waterford over 4.5 Medium, was in /trans/ on /sp/, ARP posts a shout on TipsterTube 'Derfell tip', I nearly cum, then Juveguy notices "MEDIUM STAKE", I'm off my cunt depositing roll and smacking, we F5 the thread, we get a goal and I spam "UP A CUNT", post a tinder match and eventually get banned by Euan pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl
>>69487050
>Come home from a long day of wageslaving
>Flatanon didnt come in
Can't overstate how DUE his next tip is.
Malmo looking terrible.
Will only bet on TT's tips from now on.
