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flatanon tez edition
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Anime
>backing flatanon
b-but he's due
PMSL
Win your money back by paying me money to help you lose money lads.
D A C
A
C
GENUINELY dont know who or what to believe in anymore.
Flatanon DAC
Euan DAC
Romanian Model looking SHAKY
Who will save us?
Need 2 goals in the 2nd half of the FC Sumy game or I'll actually be down.
>>69483584
D E R F E L
E
R
F
E
L
>>69483584
TT and Derfail are in the top 10 for the past week.
Lads Portugal-Austria U19.
I heard Portugal's younger team's are actually good as opposed to their senior team.
>>69483584
need the return of BT now more than ever
>>69483581
Thanks for the advice
>>69483610
>TT and Derfail are in the top 10 for the past week
What does that mean? Top most followed?
NEED sela to win and I'm evens
>>69483584
Derfell on USA football bets
33 tips
avg odds of 3.43
75%
338 profit
>No handi
>>69483645
Top 10 based on yield and profit, they've both tipped some amazing bets that came last week
>>69483584
>Hass's tips for the last two days
pmsl
gambling just aint profitable anymore
>-37.1% roi from flatanon after 10 tips
>100+ ranked vs 400+ ranked
>100+ ranked chokes
>loses sets 6/0 and 6/2
>prevents me from winning a 11+ multiple bet
Help me send good thoughts to Sasnovich guys.
>>69483698
>after 10 tips
pmsl, christmas /bet/
>>69483681
All tipster competitions should be nothing but handicaps. Handicapping is the purest form of betting.
do you pieces of shit actually ever discuss matches or not?
>>69483677
That's misleading though. He 10/10 staked the same tip and posted it like 10 times.
Am I the only sane one left?
Malmo vs Orebro
BTTS & O2.5 Yes
@1.90
Derfell isnt shrewd.
TennisTipster may be, not really followed his tips much.
>>69483497
Wireless looks like abs wank. Have this video of the /scotbet/ meet up at T this weekend, proper mad times
https://twitter.com/OotYerNutatT/status/751166253662810112
>>69483704
Remember there's lots of rigged matches in tennis
>dudi sela is a manlet
oh god why did I stake him so high, genuinely worried TT
>people still doubting derfel after a proclaimed him king of /bet/ oh so long ago
NEED two more in harstad game
>>69483779
Hate this Scottish people are cool because they type how they speak, love going on the sesh, and have great banter meme
>>69483778
>has tipped games with odds of 4.5-6 that have all won
>isn't shrewd
Yeh OK Euan, just because kids won't pay you 2 greasy fivers anymore
>>69483807
As a non-native english speaker I find it hilarious
la
>>69483782
Was literally the only match I got wrong. I would've made half a grand.
>>69483807
Try tae be less ae a boring prick then yi Tory wankstain
>following Cambodian 3rd division womens u-21 to scratch up cheeky fivers in profit, and not just putting 500 on one match you're sure of to not be as pathetic as you all are looking for edges on super obscure games
Some Lord moments posting on /bet/ with NEETs and a Derfell tip comes in. Remember Waterford over 4.5 Medium, was in /trans/ on /sp/, ARP posts a shout on TipsterTube 'Derfell tip', I nearly cum, then Juveguy notices "MEDIUM STAKE", I'm off my cunt depositing roll and smacking, we F5 the thread, we get a goal and I spam "UP A CUNT", post a tinder match and eventually get banned by Euan pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl
>>69483779
pmsl Euan got dropped
https://twitter.com/OotYerNutatT/status/752221406985879552
>>69483860
why did i start reading /bet/
>>69483860
Giggling
>>69483860
8/10
>>69483873
SUCH a ridiculous accent, eh
>>69483860
Applauding this post
COME ON SELA
https://twitter.com/OotYerNutatT/status/752103259733655552
>scotland
on hands and knees PRAYING they leave
Verdirrojo sw @ 1.76 medium
FFS SELA
>>69483860
>post a tinder match and eventually get banned by Euan pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl
Crying
6666666666666666
one more
2 MORE GOALS
>>69483920
This basketball?
>>69483873
Euans getting decked by Hass PMSL
>>69483873
fuck, is that hass that starts punching him?
No forecast but theres your winner
>>69483550
>>69483955
Yes
>>69483979
didn't win lid.
SELA
ALREADY BROKEN
>>69484023
War glory literally just won
>he wasn't on War Glory
pmsl
damn it sela easy point there
>>69484064
your forecast i mean.
>>69484106
ignnore me, i'm retarded, kek.
>>69483743
literally why would anyone wriggle HEADFIRST through dark, uncharted fucking underground caves
>>69483743
never not laughed at this
Need another goal from Harstad
2-1 still, fuck it my mistake for thinking some goala equal more goals.
NEED another derfell tip to be up again
>>69484084
dat
>/bet/ will be forever DAC until Derfel gets back from holiday
>>69484220
Hope his plane cashes desu
NEED ONE MORE PLEASE
Roc De Prince E/W last Ayr race
hold your serve sela this time mate
>>69484246
>BUT IN THE LAST 5 FLIGHTS HOME AND AWAY THIS AIRLINE DIDN'T HAVE A SINGLE CRASH
>>69484280
crying
>>69484249
>>69484160
yes lads
>>69484296
LIDS ITS FUCKING ON
Update on my tips please. Can see Sela up a break.
Sela winning first set 5-3
>>69484280
>>69483743
>>69483959
>>69483873
>>69483860
Miss this /bet/, hate the new current state of uncomfy, annoying trips, /bet/
Putting last pennies on Rustique
>>69483860
Mind if I copy and paste this into a word document and print it lid?
v v concerned about my bankroll
Any good tips today?
>>69484427
You should be if it isn't on Djokovic to win the Olympics.
>follow all Romanian tips
>down insane last week or so
>his last 7 days still positive
how has this happened, even staked properly, do not understand
>>69484428
Got a few potentials today, dunno if you want good tips though
>>69484403
Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
ITF Korea such a tournament.
>>69483743
so.. what happend?
>>69484524
He died and had to be left there, cave is closed now
wtb
Sela looking sharp, thanks TT
Awaiting your next worldies
>>69484246
That's harsh anon, my flight landed safely as the plane was French built and was landing at home. Not to mention the pilot had landed twice before in France the previous week
>>69484583
Test flights don't count, Derfel
>not building a model that churns out a 3.76% ROI in asia
>>69484606
>Derfel
Love how Juve insists on spelling his name correctly
>>69484579
No worries lid. Langer tonight as well.
DUDI
U
D
I
Somehow, after Dudi wins, I will be UAC for the day
>>69484659
Will put half my Sela winnings on him senpai
>>69484820
Nah be cautious. Odds are like 3.
>>69484829
What's up with your staking plan btw? Seem to quite often have big stakes on long odds/accas
>>69484865
Most of them come in so it's fine. 5/10 should be around 5 percent of your bankroll.
>>69484829
Thank you once again, based TT.
TT
1. How long have you been betting Tennis?
2. Will you bet on any other sport?
3. Do you have a nice bum?
>>69484903
No worries pal.
Tfw cut down my hours at work. Wageslave life just not for me. If only you cunts sent donations. I could quit.
What to bet for Malmo game?
>>69484984
O2.5 & BTTS
>>69483743
This still makes me feel claustrophobic
>>69484606
Granted, they weren't landing at a major airport but the H2H statistics for this airline was great and they'd only ever had one delayed flight at this airport.
It was a gamble which is why I only went medium on them
>>69484984
Overs on corners
>>69484940
Watching for about 3 years. Did some research for about 2 months. 6 months betting on it.
I watch a lot of mainstream football. Really not sure how good I'd be at that. Will set up an account once the PL starts. Nah my friends tell me I have a really flat ass when I wear jeans.
Need spartak Moscow goals pls
>>69484941
Has anyone donated anything yet lid? I'll send some over once I reach 4 figures.
>>69485049
Had o1.5 in a double, cashed out. Awful game
>>69484473
In Asia lid?
>>69485049
Im on o2 lmaoo hurts so much
>>69485049
this
>>69485049
>>69485111
Under 1.5 SO COMFY
>>69485084
At least one, yeah
>>69485127
>aftertiming
but why
>>69485049
Just layed the draw
>>69485144
S-sorry
There's plenty of time though. Anyone else on Zenit?
Listening to red hot chilli peppers - can't stop. Full blast on headphones. Experience.
Do you think footballers bet on matches?
>>69485196
Please try and report.
>>69485173
I am now
>>69485196
Seeing them at reading fezzy, cant wait
>>69485218
Might go to a futures qualifier and bet on myself to get double bagelled
SKA Energiya -0.25 med
rball
If you had an MBE would you put it in your twitter name?
>>69485127
Better cash out now
>>69485280
Other team gets a penalty zzzzzzzz
>Hass tips with no info
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Malmo U2.5
?
BAIT out the biggest judge u kno
>>69485401
M A C K E R S
>>69485401
literally dont know any judges anymore
>>69485390
Pissed I missed the first goal but still potential for a massive scoreline here. AH is also a bet.
Rinuzi 2-0 Babite
Babite 5-0 Upesciems
Traktors 0-15 Rinuzi
Traktors 1-1 Upesciems
Rinuzi 11-1 Fortuna
Fortuna 4-2 Upesciems
League top scorer starting for Rinuzi today too
Catching a train in 20 minutes so don't have time to type out my reasoning so do your own research. I've got bets on each of them and a small on an acca.
>Breidablik Kopavogur - IA Akranes
>over 2.5 @ 1.65 (5/10) ALSO over 3.5 @ 2.5 (1/10)
>CD das Aves - CD Santa Clara
>over 2.5 @ 2.00 (2/10)
>Malmö FF - Örebro SK
>over 2.5 AND BTTS @ 1.9 (4/10)
>SV Spielberg - FC Nöttingen
>Over 3.5 goals @ 2.1
I'm not very sure about these, but they're worth a small which is what I'm putting on all of them. Do your own research (read: soccerway) before placing any bets
>>69485460
>do your own research
You don't so why should I?
>>69485401
Denning
>>69485428
Can't even get on myself since I haven't set up a new 365 yet
>>69485503
got -5.5 but only from 3-0
>3-0 already
zzzzzz
>>69485460
>>69485460
>Do your own research (read: soccerway)
>research (read: soccerway)
>read soccerway
>soccerway
>>69485503
Prices were pretty good on skybet, -5 EH @1.8 at 1-0
>>69485521
sofascore, nooblet
>>69485519
>>69485514
Wanted to tip this as a MARGE but after losing a marge the other day and the absolute horrible run I've had I didn't want to risk it.
>>69485225
sixth formers OUT
>>69485569
At Costa. Cashier asks what size coffee I'd like. Almost said get me a marge.
lel theres a tennis player called Jurgen Zopp
IMAGINE not knowing away team has 8 players and playing a forward as goalkeeper.
>>69485641
IMAGINE being a snide little cunt who is universally hated. Going LARGE on you not having a single friend.
on u11.5 from here like
>>69485641
Please post the tip, thanks
>>69485641
IMAGINE not being on SINCE YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS FOR ACCOUNTS
>>69485663
>>69485684
Go on lad
on Vozdovac - Zorya u1.5 @ 1.72
>>69485680
Upesciems playing with 8 (eight) players and no gk.
>>69485684
I am on pal.
>>69485672
ballsy
>>69485663
Underrated post
>>69485672
If they beat Traktor 15-0 I doubt they'll relent
Dynamo Moscow reback desu FAMALAM
![13592643_638360759655841_5016221046288223305_n[1].png_oh=095d622cfaa38cdbafd62e4ae05b23a8&oe=57EBB8E8.png](https://i.imgur.com/ZLXlWAM.png "13592643 638360759655841 5016221046288223305 n[1] oh=095d622cfaa38cdbafd62e4ae05b23a8&oe=57EBB8E8")
We could make a fucking killing here lids.
As a Hull fans, our fans have already started talking about adapting it as our chant.
>>69485844
You better start it then lid
The fact that it's only live games means it'll be tough, need to be getting a result v one of the big teams
555555555
>>69485844
>shown live
Shame Hull isn't relevant enough to get on kek
>>69485501
Because you wouldn't follow the tips of anyone blindly without doing your own research lid
>>69485879
Fuck off.
You don't deserve to be on
>>69485900
I wouldn't take the tips of someone who hasn't done any research at all.
>>69485954
He wins most of the time, also he didn't say he hadn't researched them just that he didn't have time to type his reasoning.
>>69485878
>>69485895
Hull FC fans tried it at the rugby game but it only lasted a minute. We dont have a drum but Leicester fans do. Hull Leicester is the early kick off on the first day.
>>69486000
He hasn't done any research in the past why would I think he had started now?
>>69486000
>He wins most of the time
WEW
>>69486020
He's still won most of his bets and has made me more money in the past week or so than Hass, Euan or Romania
>>69486095
Not TT.... everyone else is off form though. Can't really compare.
Is Upesciems -5 AH still a good bet at 1.9
>>69486065
tbf he posted like 8 worldies here and only Liverpool slags lost
>>69485521
How else do you get info you utter moron. As soon as anyone mentions soccerway when tipping a bet everyone jumps on them. Ofc you look at teams news, injuries ect.
>>69486127
Love this gimmick, when derfel loses he's shit but when others so they're off form
Pmsl
>>69486171
Zzzzzzzz nice proxy lid
>>69486171
Yes because the others have been around for a while. We know they're good and not just tipping overs in MLS games.
>Zenit
>there are posters here that STILL give flack to derfel
pmsl
who here /lifelong/?
>>69486171
I assume bait but if not just wait a month or two and see which is doing better over the whole period. I guarantee it won't be Derfell
>>69486144
>posted like 8 worldies
zzzzzzzz, you're the type of person to blindly follow the £10-£1000 challenges on FB without realising the make 30% on all your loses pmsl
>>69486148
Think you missed the point I was making there lad
>>69486208
Loving this gimmick, so because fraudanon has been here so long we should trust his bets
>>69486198
You know some of it like him right? He's free and made me money; what has Euan done?
>>69486242
here
>>69486318
You are either a newfag or just looking for nibs.
Imploring people not to reply to this guy.
not so sure about malmo lads
>>69486254
8 worldies with odds of 4 or above, whilst people pay £10 for odds of 1.8 that lose with Romania or Hass
>>69486357
>I can't counter his argument so I'm going to ignore them
GG lid
>>69486387
v worried about overs. having a tez day
>>69486452
You're a moron. The point wasn't that he's been here long, but he's had loads of tips and is profitable long term. You've posted 200 odd tips and have a negative yield. Goodbye, don't reply
>>69486413
>>69486452
BEGGING you both to please stop. Its honestly just embarrassing now
>>69486485
>implying no one other than Derfel can be a fan of Derfel
pmsl
>>69486520
You only like him cause he bought your support
JUVE IS DERFEL
>>69486485
>He thinks I'm derfel
Keep trying lid, Euan has scammed you all and Romania's model is breaking. Derfel and TT are the new leaders
Hey bet, Ive got an amazing tip for you to take advantage of, original Clueless Canadian here.
1/2
What kind of a sick joke is this, can't even stake 20 quid on a horse after opening the account and winning one bet
>>69486565
You see this?
Its a one man race, pretty much. (and hes paying +200)
NEED 5 more Rinuzi goals PMSL FUCK MY LIFE
>>69486593
>>69486565
They didnt even spell his name right.
Bookies are absolutely clueless on right wing politics.
>>69486559
Please don't put TT and derfail in the same bracket
>>69486565
>Steven Wolfe
not even a real person lad
>>69486485
Please stop replying to him. He is obviously just (You) seeking
>>69486485
ETHERED
>>69486630
Its woolfe.
They spelled his name wrong.
>>69486618
>>69486544
no, i like him because of the continuous successful high odd tips he brings in along with a top quality standard of banter.
the man needs to kick the ball in the net
>>69486620
This tbqh. TT is a hero.
Last post for those who apparently are oblivious to just how high tier of a tip this is.
The #1 dropped out, and the bookies dont realize it. #2 is almost a sure thing, the rest are longshots at +600 or more.
Tears if you miss out on this one lads.
is he broken?
>>69486654
Woolfe would be a decent candidate, he's from moss side in manchester so he knows the effects of uncontrolled immigration
>>69486685
broken and autistic t b h
>>69484280
top post
>>69485900
Yes you should if they are tips from someone who isnt clueless.
>Rinuzi & Dudingen stop scoring
>Pors Grenland miss penalty, then concede
>Zenit losing
>0 (ZERO) goals in the Malmo game
Great fucking day
>>69486693
Listen to farages resignation, first quality he says the leader should have is that he should not be willing to give an inch on "freedom of movement" (immigration minister)
Second was financially related I believe (Financial Affairs Spokesman)
Hes also from North West England, the bases area. They sure dont get London voters.
>>69486684
>bookies don't reali(s)e it
there are literally no excuses for you not bankrupting your shit tier canadian bookie
>>69486685
Would love it if it was just somebody trying to tell him his fly was undone or something
>>69486693
Anyways Im poor as shit and for reasons I cant take advantage of this beyond small fries, this is the type of fuckup people should be making thousands on.
>>69486724
On all of these. Would be broke without Big_Al's aid
>>69486744
Thats the bookie which ends in dog. They might void it, but probably not. 2 days old that statement is.
Everyone should bankrupt them, terrible bookie with extortion like odds.
So.
How many Ranuzi goals do we all need?
4 more here.
>he didnt back dynamo moscow
>>69486814
got on u11.5 @2 so im pretty comfy here
>>69486793
Only North Americans can use Bovada though so at the moment its you and any other North Americans reading this.
But yes it is a massive misprice and you should all be smashing it.
>>69486836
>Bovada
>me
Bodog I think is the same though
>been starting to pick up followers on TT without actually tipping
>realise its because I won a couple of meme CS bets for the Euro comp and now i'm on the all-time top tipsters list
They really fucked up their site with this one didn't they? How long before I can start charging the clueless sheep who like to suck Derfels cock?
>>69486835
How comfy?
>>69486772
the max bet for this is 125
malmo looking DIRE
>>69486836
Im large on it, to say the least.
I think buddy is right that its the same thing as bov
>people following t4tw when TT and romania has been rock solid
anyone save those christian rees screenshots?
Anon with under 11 on suicide watch
>>69486895
Want death
>>69486565
To add to this.
Suzanne Evans can't run as she hasn't been a member for 5+ years and Carswell just isn't running (and hasn't been a member for 5+ years tho).
>>69486944
Which ones?
>>69486865
Same
TT i take it your tip is for benoit to win from gimeno
>>69486987
how many are there?
>>69486944
Portugal lads went on the piss last night, forgot all about it.
>>69487021
pmsl
>>69487021
NEED more
>>69487021
>>69486944
Some Lord moments posting on /bet/ with NEETs and a Derfell tip comes in. Remember Waterford over 4.5 Medium, was in /trans/ on /sp/, ARP posts a shout on TipsterTube 'Derfell tip', I nearly cum, then Juveguy notices "MEDIUM STAKE", I'm off my cunt depositing roll and smacking, we F5 the thread, we get a goal and I spam "UP A CUNT", post a tinder match and eventually get banned by Euan pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl pmsl
>Come home from a long day of wageslaving
>Flatanon didnt come in
Can't overstate how DUE his next tip is.
Malmo looking terrible.
Will only bet on TT's tips from now on.
>>69487071
love it
>>69487071
Such a quote unquote character
Waiting for that elusive 11th goal
>>69487071
SO cheeky
Just remembered I got #ON Reddit's POTD, Malmo vs Orebro - Draw @4.5. Is /r/sportsbook shrewd?
Need another goal in the Groningen-QPR match lads
also Malmo drawing would be mint
>>69487126
Aaaand there it is
>>69486887
cashed out at the just before the tenth, got a decent amount
>>69487071
Anon who made this deserves a medal desu.
Just set up netteller and got on over 10.5
HUP.
Right after this rinuzi game i've nearly got back yesterdays losses
Get on Rinu to score a 13th lids
>>69487266
Aaaaww yiss
>>69487275
Need to know what uni this nonce goes to tbqh
>>69487275
n o n c e
NEEDING a half with MANY goals
forgot about arp
>>69487303
>uni
>Christian 'Catholic' Rees
Had a laugh there
>>69486895
Ranheim looking alri
>>69487329
Good, utter dullard running that thing
Smed on Malmo
Need a QPR or Groningen goal lads
HUGE ON ARP
Barely made profit on the Rinuzi game. Went for over 5.5 fh and got rid of half of the profit that way. Didn't reback full time overs
Having such a bad few days
>>69487303
university of life m8
fuck off malmo
MALMO
11111111111111111
2 more please Malmo
Thank you, Malmo.
Now only need a Oerebro goal
MALMO
A
L
M
O
>>69487345
Rude
come on orebro
draw pls
NEED a goal from qpr or groningen NOW PLEASE
Ranheim
>>69487452
Groningen scored GET IN LADS
Oerebro are not being bros, are they?
Why are the odds on 0-0 -0.5AH sometimes different to 1x2?
>>69487529
hoping for a draw tBh
>>69487452
i got you senpai
lol i had $25k on that result i had to call the manager of qpr to tank a goal for $5k fuck me
>>69487548
euros are over lid
>>69487548
asians are more generous
Would LOVE another goal in the Dudigen game desu
>>69487548
they need to get the odds from china, takes a while
>>69487568
I know but isn't it effectively the same bet?
Down sickening sums
Will Valur score again?
Want to tip. TT not working. Feel ill.
What are the best upcoming tennis bets lids?
Can't find the match that TT tipped earlier
>>69487653
working now
>>69487658
Just looking for the odds for the next Ochi match. Will smack that line so hard.
lads how do i get inplay options from >australia?
>>69487653
I want to tip a sickening amount on Langer, how good/bad is Nedelko
>>69487706
bet365, ladbrokes, willhill & unibet have in-play options without having to make an actual phonecall
What the fuck are you doing, Oerebro, just score already.
>>69487784
this
Youzhny to beat Olivio is a sure thing r-right lids
Will do anything for anyone to tell me the odds for the Ochi match? Makoto Ochi vs Min-Kyu Song
Reminder
http://www.pinnacle.com/en/betting-articles/betting-strategy/the-paradox-of-skill-in-betting
Orebrah pls
>>69487827
Can only see Korea F5 on bet 365
>>69487752
if i went with pinny or 5 dimes or whatever, would they just outright refuse in-play service?
need orebro to score next baka
>>69487829
>The key to long-term success is not to pick winners, but to find value
TT explain to me why betfair hates asian tennis, they rarely offer
bad bitches is the only thing that i like
>>69487945
Probably cos it's rigged/mispriced.
>>69487967
are your bets available anywhere else than 365?
OREBRO PLEASE YOU KEKS
>>69487997
Will Hill are doing it too.
>>69487921
Should be in the stick desu, otherwise we have retards like Derfell being crowned king
>>69488057
Might re-make the sticky desu.
A Pinny article, a post on AHs, bankroll etc.
>>69487829
Betting just not profitable anymore
>>69488083
think the wiki can get taken out as there isn't much in it
>>69488083
Can you unban my uni IP too while you're at it?
Did anyone get on Sandhurt overs before the first goal?
JUST
>>69488057
TT is king
>>69488113
Nope :@
>>69488113
Nope. 4.25 too high?
Fucking Oerecunts
Why do I bet? I hate betting.
>>69488151
>>69488138
Over 4 is there
NEDELKOOOOO
>the multicultural municipality of Örebro
>>69487829
Just makes me feel bad that I didn't get into this earlier and become a Mackers
>>69488162
Is he THE bet? Guide me to glory tennistipster
>>69488182
Started @3.2 now down to 1.8 leads 5-2
>>69488199
LARGE
Fucking nedelko
>>69488211
He's up 5-2 30 love?
>>69488199
topping up big time
>>69488226
yea hes a fucking god
COME ON BOY. THIS IS YOUR MOMENT.
>>69488182
I can't stop making money with his tips. I avoid the ones where he's unsure or just going for the cheeky bet and I haven't lost one.
NEDELKOOOOO BRING IT HOME LAD
>this hass overs tip
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>69488335
Match is only 30 mins deep and already has one goal. Very odd to be getting upset at this point.
>>69488312
Same
Gonna double my Nedelko bet when it jumps to 1.7 again
>>69488335
Second half collapse lad
>>69488335
Sandhurst should tire lad, I hope so anyway.
PMSL WAS GONNA TIP STIRLING BUT DIDN'T LIKE THE LOOK OF THE SQUAD
THE CUNTS ARE 2-0 UP FUCK MY SHITHEAP LIFE
>tfw put my hard-earned money on some divegrass games in the icelandic league
i'm ill lads
>He isn't converting every break point
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Accidently stake 10x of what I intended to stake on o3.5
>Only 1 goal in over 50 minutes, game is looking dire
>Begrudgingly cash out
>3 more goals within 7 minues.
Fun times.
Smed on Breidablik
NOOOOOOOOO DONE IT ALL SO WRONG
>>69488510
>Not bread and milk
Damn noobs
>>69488526
youre getting me worried here lad
icelandic bets looking good lads
>>69488526
ffs
anyone betting on icelandic league? i still dont get it, results and quotes always seem so random and unpredictable
>>69488542
>>69488565
Stopped watching. Whenever I watch they go retarded. Curse removed.
>>69488567
have both of the games currently going on in my acca, both >1.5 goals
it's the 17th minute and there has been one goal per game already, so it's looking good
>>69488581
He breaks back. Why am I such a curse?
>>69488584
are >1.5 goals common in that league? as far as i could see 1-2 goals are quite normal, but 0-1 frequently happen too, too much of a gamble tbH.
anyway, wish you luck dutchbro. how much did you put on them?
>Peterborough get a penalty one minute into the second half
Nice
shaking
NEED Nedelko to win
U19
CROATIA - NETHERLANDS
FRANCE - ENGLAND
Could need some tips. As for now I think the Dutchies and Brits will win.
Can't stop rebacking Nedelko
Excellent
>>69488623
I don't even know, I had €608.01 on my account today and I like round numbers so I put €8.01 on a random acca (these 2 matches and 2 tennis games). I did the same earlier today with €2.82 and won €13
Mum's not gonna be happy with the blood stains I leave after my suicide.
who /gettingtheropeoutthecloset/ here
It's all gone. I won't win anything today.
One more in the La Bocana game and UAC
Nedelko fucking CHOKING reeeeee
James Mckeown
Ayer a las 11:27 · ParÃs, Ile-de-France, Francia
Scammed out of €40 at the arc de triamphe could cut skin off face fucking Syrians. Got approached by Syrian women and signed my name for deaf and disabled kids on this sheet and was gona donate €2 Mrs did it too. Then they said €20 minimum and pointed at other peoples donations all €20 at least. Reluctantly handed over €40 guilt tripping me then they just ran off HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAA
>>69488759
>>69488760
heads gone, eyes red, gums swelling and receding. already declared all future bets as losses because all I see is a future of dismay. think that the wife's son is asking me what's wrong, but I can't see him because my eyes are wet and bleary and bloodshot, and I cant hear him because my ears are completely gone. taking the dog for a long long walk. not sure if I'll ever be back.
>>69488721
iktf bro, how much did you lose?
>Fjolnir already losing 28 min in
>Nedelko being dire
Can't stop laughing, I guess I accepted my imminent suicide.
>>69488759
Nah, /gettingthechainsawoutoftheshed/
Made a loss with a winning bet, need physical pain to distract
>>69488799
Shouldnt have worshipped you desu, that jinxed it
whoever betted on Akranes is going to make a shitton of money
In DIRE need of a bread and milk goal in this half.
>>69488854
I'm on Akranes +1
Just got off the phone to Nedelko. Said that set was just a bit of cheeky banter haha. What a lad. Told him b-but seriously Nedelko, you'll win this right? He told me to fuck off and spat at me through the phone.
>>69488871
good luck bro
hope isis bombs my house desu
>>69488837
I'll never never never ever compliment anyone again
>>69488940
same desu
>>69488940
>>69488966
Inbox me on TipsterTube
>>69488978
chortled heartily
I challenge someone to be UAC today
>>69489007
gimme a fiver pls
no predictions on u19 tomorrow?
come on ned lad
>Breidablik
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hello.
I was promised a second half collapse?
>>69489007
Fjolnir 0.0
@1.7 and You will be UAC
NEVER betting on tennis again
gay ass sport
>>69489107
#ON
Also NEED a Neddy win
>>69489093
pmsl
icelandic cunts have seemingly decided to stop scoring
need Nedelko to be like Ned Stark haha
These last 2 days have been horrendous
>mfw thinking Iceland were a decent Footballing nation
How did I fall for this meme lads?
>>69489160
Cause all the half decent ones play abroad
Dubs and he breaks. Singles and he breaks 3 times.
ONE THING
I DONT KNOW WHY
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
>>69489188
>wizard
>>69489188
hmmmmmmm
>>69489192
JUST
THROTTUR FYLKIR 1
>>69489188
>singles for the bigger habbening
Kek what a loser
>>69489188
Do you have a stream
>>69489261
B365 stream lid. Whose injured?
JUST ONE MORE
>>69488978
Are you going to block me and make fun of me? I'm already pretty suicidal, lad.
>>69489192
>>69489233
THIS IS NOT ME. ANOTHER PORTUGUESE ANON
>>69489317
2 Portugal anons. Head hurts.
>>69489272
Don't have a 365, nvm
Did they stop playing?
Went to post and got this wtf
>>69489275
Hup.
Getting on over 6 myself
Who is injured lids
>>69489356
Someone's injured. Not sure who. Stream all over the place. PRAYING it's Langer.
>>69489367
LMFAO I posted that ageees ago. She's still in Scotland.
what do we have on the IR slags?
Chase on Donald Young to win set 2 @1.5
Odds not that great but it is something.
>>69489398
Rball
>>69489375
It's going to be Nedelko, I just know.
gona head to bed early, need to extensively pray for nedalko and flatanon to get run over by a semi
>>69489398
too late now ; ;
>>69489461
shit lines anyway desu
>>69489475
Yep, were about right at the beginning and are now fucked
What do you guys think would be the odds bookies would give for you getting a girlfriend within a year?
Personally I'd say somewhere around 3.50 for me
3 BREAK POINTS SAVED. BELIEVE.
ned PLEASE
>>69489490
Got 2 birds in love with me atm so about 1.15.
>>69489490
N/A
PRAYING for an early Briedablik goal
>>69489367
Either you go the same uni as TT >>69489395
or your internet provider is dogshit and recycles ip addresses. Enjoy your random bans either way.
>>69489490
NOT going to fall for the relationship meme so 100/1
>>69489490
Suspended
>>69486574
What bookie is that PMSL
>>69489490
being the legit autist i am, and avoiding anything emotional, i guess it will be around 250 or even higher.
>>69489490
same price as west brom winning the EPL
Did our neddy just save 3 break points
>>69489593
Same
>>69489569
based willy hill, fucking useless bookie
>>69489367
Normies BTFO.
GO ON NED LAD
>>69489490
i'd have to get a sky bet request a bet on that one
Breidablik absolutely DIRE
>>69489595
>>69489619
5 BREAK POINTS
Afturelding 2bh
>9 corners
ayo romaniabro, looks like kopavogur is getting rekt
would like to know how much money you put on the winning side
neds 30 up GO ON LA
>>69489490
I thought /sp/ was a normie board. Or do you mean a qt trap gf?
so SO unfair Lateysha is in the house
SHAKING SHAKING SHAKING SHAKING SHAKING SHAKING
NED BREAKS
FFS BREIDABLIK JUST FUCKING SCORE
YES NEEDDYYY
So glad I got on Nedelko when it was 3.25
Need to hire some greasy freshman to assist me with my bets. I keep thinking I placed bets when I actually didn't.
so these icelandic apes legitimately decided to not score anymore just to annoy me
Wtb?
Had a nap and dreamt about trying to molotov cocktail darth vader with a police sergeant.
>>69489741
i guess akranes is now on full defense/anti-football mode and will do anything to keep the result
1 (one) more game neddy boy
>>69489754
Backed him at 7 then layed it off at 6 for a tinsie profit. MAD.
Celtic -2 Goals tommorow is 5/4, should I lump on? Lincoln Red Imps are from fucking Gibraltar and Rodgers will probably play an attacking line up (Griffiths and Dembele) as will want a big win for his first competitive game.
>>69489793
Not even that, Breid just doing nothing with possession and resorting to meme shots outside the area
fucking hate iceland so much
not only did they fuck me in the euros, they're continuing to fuck me
TennisTipster you beauty
Could kiss you right now no homo
>>69489820
>fractional odds
imagine making people pay for an entire month whilst you're on hols
FJOLNIR
>>69489836
chill. there are still 30 minutes to go.
YEEEEEEEEEEES
>>69489855
>me gusta
Brediablik deserve to lose this match and I deserve to lose my £50 for betting on such a shambles of a Football team.
baka lads
>>69489855
>PGA event
like what?
>>69489894
A day down the bookies lid
Having a dabble on over 14 corners in the bread and milk game @3
>>69489855
>PGA event
What on earth would that involve? A night out noncing with Christian Rees?
Wtb before going to sleep lads
NEDELKO
E
D
E
L
K
O
Actually up today, absolute madness
>>69489855
The PGA event was clearly "Mackers donates money to some refugees"
>>69489892
hola
>>69489922
TT's tips
Not good for my heart Nedelko
>STILL no goal in the Afturelding game
down spastic
>>69489894
a class on how to spot conmen in at your door and in public. mackers will really benefit from it.
>>69489836
what you on?
SHAKING for the pga event lids. Hearing rumours Rossy Boy is the secret vip guest.
>I doubted TT
Feel so so bad desu
Need an oxygen mask.
>>69489894
>>69489920
>he hasn't experienced a wild night out with Mackers, Rossy, Newnes and the rest of the lads
TEARS
THROTTUR
H
R
O
T
T
U
Really surprising matches in Icelandic league lads. Will need to observe that shit some more.
>>69490011
f a t n e w n e s
THANK YOU NEDELKO
THANK YOU TT
I never doubted, even for one second.
>>69489985
>>69490037
Put it as an L in my records. Up insane. Bookies SEETHING.
>>69490011
>Buying massive bottles of Grey Goose for hundred's of pounds at the club
I mean PGA was already confirmed for having several massive dangers but I thought at least they might avoid the -EV aspects.
>>69490011
Cant imagine anything worse desu
pmsl
>>69490051
Give us another late-night worldie lid
>>69490070
Could go on a night out with you desu, that would be far worse.
>>69490081
Posted itf korea already lid. Day off tomorrow, so I'll post lots for tomorrow.
>>69489490
100/1
If it hasn't happened for the last 20 years no reason to believe it will now.
Escorts shagged o10.5 for the year at 1.8 looks dece though
>>69490077
Baiting out frauds ain't easy
>>69485460
Wish I'd tipped the FC Nottingen one on TT, ended 6-1. Sadly the others didn't come in so slightly down today.
>>69490077
kek
been on a few of their tips and they all lost 2bh
>>69490051
Did the same, desu.
Are you a millionaire yet, lad? Once I have enough money I'll donate for sure.
>>69490089
nice insult friend. Really cut deep.
Anyone have any idea how to update the OP?
Haven't been here in ages
Does Britturk still post?
Anyone got rich yet?
>>69490089
>he hasn't experienced a wild night out on the half cokes with Euan and the rest of the /bet/ lads
TEARS
>>69490162
Why do they all look the same
>>69490037
Que site de aposta usas?
>>69490140
Lmao not quite. I stake very conservatively. Literally had 4% of my roll on that. Roll is 4 figures.
>>69490011
Cringe.
>>69490154
Jennys 4 rules
>>69490162
Bottom right looks like a girl in disguise
>>69490162
So poorly dressed
Rebacking Afturelding. Hordur cannot be wrong.
>>69490135
that's their 'point'. they're affiliates - if a mug signs up to a betting site via their link, they take 30% of each losing bet.
and yet people stand by them, kek.
>>69490162
Where's Hass? Is he at the bar getting the rounds in?
>>69490199
are there any good FREE tipsters on twitter?
>>69490109
Can't get on those. Gutted, good luck though
Genuinely curious as to why I should pay for this PGA stuff? Looks like a bunch of "lads". Euan please explain. Are they actually good? Or a con.
>>69490154
more abbreviations and general guide to betting
>>69490238
flatanon
>>69490182
NEED someone to doxx you desu. Only feels right referring to TipsterTube as TT
>>69490162
White English men ARE actually embarrassing.
>>69490238
Andy Robson m8. Top stuff
http://www.strawpoll.me/10723736
p p important
>>69490258
This is very rude. Not sure why you would want that
>>69490274
Good post
Who topping up on Afterulding here?
A 17 year old Icelandic reserve league tipster can't be wrong
>stjarn win and over 2.5
SO UAC
>>69490304
>reserve league tipster
Sounds like Derfell
>>69490249
>Looks like a bunch of "lads"
You'll fit in perfectly then won't you?
Ty ARP x
>>69490255
He said good mate.
>>69490339
Thank you.
>>69490238
trap6tipping is okay. but they're greyhounds (shit can go wrong), so don't go mad with stakes.
>>69490349
my post was comedic in nature
When's he dying lads?
>>69490178
Betclic. É uma valente merda, mal posso esperar pela licença da bet365
>>69490385
does he shave or did his hair fall off?
>>69490364
You're welcome.
>>69490408
Having a good day?
>>69490317
What did he mean by this
>>69490385
pmsl
these are some obscure bets TT
the asians
>>69490420
Because his quality is poor so he is like a reserve league tipster.
Akranes gonna make it lads
>>69490429
Been doing it for a while. They're good lads.
Have to go to reddit to ask about rogers cup. Feel ill.
>>69490385
decent cock that
>>69490385
;_;
>>69490418
Its been v meh desu. Have done pretty much fuck all apart from place a couple bets and shitpost. You?
>>69490385
Why's he shaving his bollocks? Who's he shagging?
>>69490483
Decent day today. 2 med tips. Wageslaving most of the day so so bad. Anything big planned for this summer?
>>69490154
Can the 365 offer guide go back in pls?
Why the fuck do I bet on Icelandic games?
>>69490606
bookies need money too
>>69490525
Unfortunately not. Need that wageslave life so so bad. Got any trips away planned before you head back to uni?
>>69490606
o2.5 Throttur just came in m8
will be UAC if there's o3.5 in Salzburg tomorrow
>>69490656
Couple days in Manchester and Birmingham. Otherwise just wageslaving.
>>69490736
any chances for liepaja to win against salzburg?
>>69490737
>Manchester
Need your chin testing irl lid?
>>69490802
Manchester is one the best cities up north. You need your chin testing.
>>69490778
at those odds surely not
>>69490835
he's implying he lives there mong
Riddarinn women +7 so tempting @2.1
>>69490802
Just going to visit Juve
Meet me @ Manchester uni's main reception at 5.
Go on you kids, 1 more please
Afturelding way too sweaty for these odds, did not enjoy this game so far.
>>69490897
Been banned by the SU pmsl
>>69490928
that's what you get for giving extremeist lectures.
:^)
>>69490971
pmsl
>>69490971
>implying they wouldn't give a red carpet entrance to an oppressed muslim
down insane zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Adding up my daily summary. Got a v concerned look
>>69490917
need a goal in 10 minutes
>>69490971
>spelling out the joke for the mouthbreathers
>>69491036
same bro
gambling just no longer profitable
getting a flight to Iceland to bully Hordur at school desu
>>69491055
Cashed out most of my stake before they conceded, wasn't feeling this bet
>>69491061
Yeah. Poor posting there. Would recommend the anon takes a break for the day.
>>69491036
Don't worry Juvey, if your loyalty wanes I might be forced to buy it back.
>>69491061
i do it for the >yous, lid.
anyone know a way to contact >Ameribets?
>>69490507
Any geordie slag he wants
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Just as I was booking my plane ticket to give JustWins a good ol chin testing
>>69491302
Post in the Telegram group lad?
>>69491333
very relieved
Was about to book flights to Peru but she stopped replying after a few more messages
>>69491437
Strange man.
>>69491459
>JAJJAJ
Asked TorasAngel for the odds of getting her number pmsl
>>69491459
Dire patter lid
>>69491337
I'm not in it. can you post and ask him to get on here asap?
Accidentally bet 10x on Hordurs bet and cashed 90% of it out straight away.
Went on to win but my remaining 10% didn't cover the loss on the cash out pmsl
>>69491523
Can never take a post like this seriously when its got that flag above it desu
>>69491544
Yep, exactly the same happened to me earlier today
>>69491552
Can't leave ~25% of my roll on a bet like that so cashing out was the only way. Just have to be more careful getting on in the future
>>69491529
Don't do it. Wageslave life SO dire
>>69491517
Whatever it is, I wouldn't shagging them.
>>69491551
tears
>>69491517
Yeah, still would
>>69491614
Don't want to, but pay is good and I'd get a company car. Only real downsides would be having to spend most days of the week in some hotel away from home and having to deal with retarded customers.
>>69491677
You sound like a real voracious reader desu
>>69491677
Do you have a goodreads account?
So so many decent Pinny articles that need to go into the OP
http://www.pinnacle.com/en/betting-articles/betting-strategy/what-distinguishes-winning-from-losing-players
>>69491677
Had the bants with the lads at work
>>69491677
Can't compete with that tbqh
>>69491870
this + an imgur link of Jenny's posts
Would play you guys on fifa tonight but my ID = doxx
NEED to stop playing roulette, think I have a problem
>>69491933
NEED Retards to do a bit on trading and link a few of Caan Berrys best videos. Would make for a v interesting read in the OP
This brave lad on the next thread please.
pleading for a new
>>69492234
>her
isn't this a little too much?
sounds like easy money to lay
>>69491843
Nah, not that autistic about reading
Just woke up to see Fraudanon's tip fail yet again
in tears lids can not stop laughing.
>>69491677
I thought you were a lefty?
>>69492303
I tipped one that placed in the same race then me and Juve got the winner of the next, Upatinycunt.
>>69491517
That's a tranny, small but fake tits and narrow hips with a manish face.
>>69492348
How long you in France for?
>>69492327
Congrats, how much of his monopoly money did Juve have on?
>>69492364
2 weeks, internet cuts in and out a lot and is at a max of 2mb. Thankfully unibet aren't blocking me from getting on bets but in-plays are going to be a nightmare
>>69492377
He had like a >fiver on it i think, decent returns.
Have you read this yet Juve?
http://caanberry.com/tennis-trading-strategies/
>>69492325
Don't have to agree with everything I read. He talked BIG sense re: freedom on a philosophical level but I think most of his supply side economics arguments are bollocks and slippery slopey and tend to prefer the Keynesian line of thought.
>>69492448
dat downblouse picture
>>69492327
Thanks bud.
>>69492448
Will do. LOVE the article pic
FUCKING HELL TT'S NEDELKO TIP CAME IN, CAN NOT STOP RUNNING AROUND
Juve Tryhards Day 13 Summary
Start: £20
Current: £145
Day: -£1
Pretty stagnant the last couple of days. Hack tips from Romania's model and Fraudanon being neutered by a TT stunner. V glad to have not lost all my money yet.
Celtic VS Lincoln Red Imps tomorrow, over 3.5 goals at 2.2. What do people think of this?
Both teams have had over 2.5 goals in the majority of their previous games so I'm wondering how easily this will come in. The only worrying thing is that Celtic are playing away. Was thinking of going medium on over 3.5 and small on over 4.5
>>69492506
>prefer the Keynesian line of thought.
PMSL
>>69492718
Somebody PLEASE post hass's christian rees copypasta
>>69492747
>unironically mocking demand side economics
kys
>>69492682
TT SUCH a lifesaver
I'm following TennisTipster with proper bankroll management on every one of his bets.
Give me 2 (TWO) more profitable betters to follow to the grave
>>69492895
there are none
>>69492895
ARP but he doesn't post much
>>69492926
Thats cause BT isn't posting much
>>69492926
ARP's always here
>>69492895
Literally no one. Hass needs to prove himself after his shitshow yesterday desu, if he picks up again I will get on his tips again
>>69492944
Explain? ARP rips off BT?
>>69492955
Why doesn't he trip?
>>69492895
Good to hear lid. Bankroll management so so important. Hope that Irish anon is listening.
>>69492895
Juveguy
>>69492964
My RizzleKicks overs tip was WORLD tbf
>>69492964
>see new tipster
>dont follow straight away to see if theyre any good
>they build up a good record
>start following
>theyre suddenly shit
this happens too frequently
MOGI MIRIM SW
SO UNDERPRICED
COOKIES BLUELESS
>>69492974
ARP is a /bet/ account not just one person
>>69492999
TT user?
Lads who are looking for a bet
Cruzeiro -0.25 ah first half
>>69493004
Really? Who has access? I thought it was just one nice guy.
>>69493027
pmal
>>69492974
He makes sure to post up all of BT's tips so none of us miss it
>>69493061
Topping up on DNB away at 3.35 as we speak friend.
>>69493076
why?
>>69493027
Was on this DC. Might get on DNB
>>69493027
>le inspect element his whole life man
Need you to post that picture where you photoshopped yourself into a family photo you found on google images, you strange, lonely man.
For those of you on the continent, what bookie do you use? Unibet just kicked me off my account and I can't log back in
>>69493026
Its mainly one guy now I think but there's quite a few people freeloading the sub to paid tipsters. I used to post tips but password got changed because people were fucking with account and I haven't bothered to hit the guy up again for it
any americans with a 5dimes account should message me on tt asap
>>69493097
>what is a proxy
First reply chooses my team for seasons.
>>69493114
my internet is slow and shitty as it is
>>69493100
Any american account actually, not just 5dimes
>>69493100
why? why are you so secretive?
whats in it for them?
do you think everyone just has to do what you say?
odd little man
>>69493120
boy off da ting
>>69493137
v strange post this
>>69493137
>why?
because I need them to do something
>why are you so secretive?
so I dont spoonfeed mongs
>whats in it for them?
money. lots of it
>do you think everyone just has to do what you say?
I am a god
>>69493163
v strange post this
>>69493166
>money. lots of it
pmsl, just like your worldie bets that never materialise right?
absolute CHARACTER
>>69493142
Actually need a team to play with lid. Tired of juve
Going to get CHEWED OUT at work tomorrow. Wageslaving just so SO bad ffs cbfa.
>>69493203
Want a match?
>>69491529
>>69491677
Jani ruthless :^)
>>69492682
Did you get on kidsgrove pal?
>>69493223
Would but doxxing.
>>69493222
where do you work mate
>>69489163
>jani not respecting Big Brother trading is a legitimate part of /bet/
Would LOVE to test the chin of whoever is grassing us up tbqh
>>69493099
Pm ARP and I'll give it to you, think most people have stopped posting from it now, prefer when there's a few others as long as they're not idiots.
>>69493376
>Analyst place
what does this entail?
>not on u0.5 goals for both brazilian shit
>>69493393
Surprisingly little analysis tbqh :^)
Wish they'd actually make a /bet/ regular a jani desu. Current janitors are CLUELESS when it comes to /bet/ culture.
>>69493351
Yeah I'll do that cheers. Been too busy recently for betting apart from leeching of a few others but once I get a chance I'll be back to it
Need a Cruzeiro goal this half
Can't stop, won't stop topping up on Guarani DNB.
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>>69493477
Why do you think they will score?
>>69493458
Nominate Hass
>>69493504
Because game is at 70th minute and score is 0-0 while odds are 3.35.
Clearly value is on away team odds, doesn't take a genius to tell that.
Rball mongs will stake Migrim SW though.
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