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did pepe puke?
RONALDO RONALDO RONALDO
WHAT A MAN. WHAT A WIN.
TSUUUUU
TSUNALDO
>>69459718
first for TSU
Pepe was GOAT
>that gay trainer guy hugging ronaldo again
>pepe puking
kek
Thanks Juve, I redeemed myself thanks to that last tip.
buttblasted frogs lel
>>69459718
Trusting Niggers with money SUBEDITION
still down, but portugal won so I dont care
MOTH
O
T
H
uac
>>69460453
Didn't know eder was white.
>laid Portugal outright after their semi
>didn't trade out after Ronaldo got injured
down insane
Man, Platini must be pissed.
>Rigged the tournament for France
>Implement the 3rd place rule
>France gets knocked out by a 3rd place team
D A F C
A
F
C
>>69460686
Most of French players were
Portugal anon on suicide watch.
So lads, what bets to place before going to bed
Red bulls to chase?
Just back to post "hahahahah" at everyone who lost money.
UP £97, cashed out just before france had that last min chance
Ice sandwiches for awhile
>ever so well
>>69461494
watch the game first.
>>69461632
ffs out of bread
griezmann WISHES he was on the same level as Zidane and platini
nah fuck it im going on NY city, bookies seem tl hate them
almost bet home
phew
>>69461067
That has nothing to do with eder.
>page 8
need a post before thread vanishes again
Is NYRB THE bet now
Won 1 (one) out of my last 10 bets lads. Rough
>>69463134
the power of shitpost tsunami is always scary
Hope that horse that Flatsanon tipped wins, I'm absolutely fucked.
>>69463134
the shitposting isn't as bad as i expected it to be
Down $70.
It's all good though
![13590229_1116010285124260_5963164470014238760_n[1].jpg_oh=da538c474005baf2f954033cdd6b6e2d&oe=57EFD630.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RqQmMtA.jpg "13590229 1116010285124260 5963164470014238760 n[1] oh=da538c474005baf2f954033cdd6b6e2d&oe=57EFD630")
>a team that only won ONE game this entire competition have been European champions
The fuck?
>>69463322
Imagine if Ronaldo stayed on and scored that goal. Probably TORRES level of shitposting by now.
>>69463493
are you not aware of football tournament rules? i dont know what part is confusing you desu
1st and 2nd place on the TT competition were won by people spamming correct scores.
>>69463600
would have had to stay away for a while
DESPERATE for a worldie now
>not getting in on Portugal to lift the cup
Laughing it up tbqh
>>69463600
If Ronaldo stayed on, Portugal were 100% losing that match. They were getting pressured and shut down cause their game plan is "pass Ronaldo", the goalie also put in a shift.
>>69463872
As was predicted in here within minutes of the competition being announced
>>69463886
get on romania's 10/10
>>69463493
International especially European international football is shit lad, it's about time you came to terms with it like the rest of us
>>69463886
Flatanon
>>69463968
Are you only saying that only cause England are horrible?
>>69463954
He sacrificed himself for the sake of his nation. Truly a true hero. Deserving.
>tfw put £10 on Portugal to win on a new customer offer of 13/1 and have been celebrating since they won now I've looked at the bet and realised I put it on 90 mins not the whole game
>>69464091
Have you even been watching this tournament? The only half decent game I seen was Italy-Spain, the quality of football has been dire
got my wife's sons allowance on this horse
>>69464498
I didn't watch the early games. I know that lots of teams were playing for draws cause of the stupid new rules, but I've always enjoyed watching the euros over the years. Euro 96 was particularly good.
>>69464819
What did flatanon tip?
>>69465117
Portugal to win in ET
Eagerly awaiting the exodus of mugs from /bet/
>>69465242
So when are you leaving?
Fug back on a streak.
What were Portugal's odds pretourney?
wtfb
Get #ON my cricket tip guys. Game starts at 12, feeling quite confident of it desu
How much should I have got back -
Bale top scorer at 40/1 (E/W bet) £4 total stake.
Morata top scorer at 18/1 (E/W bet) £4 total stake.
E/W pays top 4 places at 1/4 odds.
Both players came joint second on goals (assistants aren't used to differentiate).
>>69466035
£0
Who here UP SUMS from being an informed, smart person and betting the Final the right way?
>>69459718
Who also knew portugal was going to win the ec ?
>>69466242
>american odds
absolutely disgusting
>>69465861
16, 18/1?
a LOT of tips for tomorrow TT
the 3+ odds one, how confident?
>>69466597
Just one is 3 lid. The others all around evens. Would put a smarge on that. Dudi Sela looks very good.
>>69465881
WHAT tip?
>Hass vs. Romania
SHAKING
>>69466242
Now post your hedge bets on France
>>69467128
SHAKING
Atletico have the 2nd leg of a Copa Libertadores game to play in a couple of days though. 5 of their starters today are making their debut today, only have about 3 regular starters.
>>69467575
Whats your roll sitting at now Hassy boy?
>mfw Derfail and Juveguy are in the top 10 tipsters for the past 7 days
Romania's model is now confirmed to be shit, he's dropped to negative yield now
>>69467620
Jaguare penalty. NEED THIS
>>69467769
He's on 37?
>>69467635
Reffocs is a top tipster lid
>>69467620
Down over 1k today, don't want to talk about it.
>>69467799
Didn't quite answer my question there bud
Looking forward to Derfell's LARGE on Tuesday
>>69467856
when you stake for example 4/10 do you mean you stake 4 units? 4% of your bankroll or something?
>>69467860
Are Ubers that expensive m8?
>>69468136
pmsl
>>69467998
>working on getting my yield up now
>tips 10/10 on a 1.35
ebin
with hass being down, euan not daring to show his face and romania's model showing cracks; who are the profitable tipsters?
>>69468136
Max staked overs in that Finnish game, which finished 2 goals under, obviously all my own tips lost today.
Fresno Fuego overs is worth a smed I think, watching the stream and there have been so many chances.
Where's Juve? I need some comforting
>>69468312
>Wanted to put over 3.5 but not available yet
>not reading
>>69468402
was about 1.8 on betfair iirc
>>69468336
TennisTipster is THE king of /bet/
>>69468462
TT isnt showing it yet, already reported it to get it changed or removed.
Guys is there any event coming up where I can waste my bankroll to make something interesting or should I just cash out and wait till summer is over? Is there monkey in the Olympics?
Not interested in being UAC from the Vietnamese Womens league
>>69468519
>monkey in the Olympics
kek, damn you brain
>>69468519
>Is there monkey in the Olympics?
I believe Brazil are competing, yes
>>69468519
>Is there monkey in the Olympics?
More than just one m8.
>>69468519
>is there monkey in the Olympics
Well it IS being hosted in Brazil mate
>>69468633
>>69468613
>>69468578
calm down
>>69468402
You really have no clue do you pmsl
Has anyone been to Jimmy's? Going there tomorrow and don't wanna look retarded in front of a girl.
>>69468491
Made it to page 1 of the TT tipsters. Shaking.
>>69468700
Top lad is Jimmy, only met him once but we dropped a few E's and had the best night ever. Ended up down canal street then crashed at his for the night and got my mate to pick me up in the morning.
>>69468700
You're going to look a right toby jug m8
If you fancy it. Smalls on NYRB -0.5 @ 1.850 and SW @ 1.83.
Portland +1.0 pregrame is still going strong, for now.
>>69468934
What is sw please
>>69468934
>smalls on NYRB -0.5 @ 1.850 and SW @ 1.83
pls be a ruse
>>69469029
opposite of gay lose
>>69468855
>>69468877
Very immature.
Jimmy's is a nice restaurant. Range of foods from all over the world.
Can someone please just tell me what sw, UAC and DAC mean please
>>69468934
When's kick off?
>>69469029
Straight win
JUST
IMAGINE
BEING
THIS
GUY
>>69469182
Straight win
Up a cunt
Down a cunt
>>69469208
must have a v v red face right now
>>69469188
2nd half has just kicked off. They've been the better team and had more chances.
>Follow Hass
Goes on a losing run. Genuinely a curse.
>>69469297
fame is getting to him
>>69469366
Who Hass? He's quite level headed tbqh.
>I backed Romania's 10/10
I can't find Benot Paire 11th of july?
heart skipped a beat there certain of a penalty
>>69469498
Kek it's hard posting from phone. Sometimes I get the dates wrong cos of the app. I couldn't click 12th.
>>69469208
Actually did the same but for much smaller stakes.
I got most of it back off the free bets I kept getting each time those teams won but feel stupid for not cashing out France before kick off.
Really need a NY goal otherwise I'll have £500 of bonus funds to wager twice over
>Doing work for wageslaving outside of wageslave hours
want to die
I'm home, lads, completely livid that I didn't put money on Portugal. Had my dick on the button to bet but went for a piss and decided against throwing money away, I would be a millionaire now.
Not really sad about the win; Ronaldo didn't play and the goal was scored by >Éder, the biggest meme in Portuguese football.
2016 truly is the year of the memes.
>>69469723
congrats lad, enjoy it
>>69464498
Exactly. And some of the most boring games took had strong teams, like Germany - Poland and Italy - Sweden
Anyone have a reference code for signing up to Maxbet?
Or is it beneficial to use one at all?
This MLS game has been absolutely dire
PMSL just won my Boston Pride bet thanks to two 90+ min goals. Just can not stop winning.
need a nyrb goal like air
>>69470296
Orlando Pride* lmao. too hyped
Down today and Romanias 10/10 tip is loosing
Might just put a tenner in the games account and play Bruce Lee
Just not fucking happening for red bulls
Meme League Soccer
FFS what's up with tennislive. NEED to see some stats for this Korea futures event.
Start sweating Hass
>>69470517
>MUH MODEL vs MUH TEAMSHEETS
>>69470546
The problem with that is that it's hard to quantify unless you actually model individual players.
How can you know how much the price should change because the better team is resting starters?
If I had to guess I'd say the market probably overreacts to this stuff and overvalues the dog.
dunno whether to back cordoba or the other team
>>69470643
TEAMSHEETS BTFO
>romania is winning
I am so happy. Please I need this.
>>69470726
At the end of the day it's still one of the worst teams in the league playing away at the best team in the league.
The price shift for Atletico was kinda ridiculous.
If Romania wins at least I can go to sleep quite happy
PMSL New York
omfg that fucking save. Sorry about the ingame NYRB tip, hope someone got on the pregame one.
What's up with Derfell's o2,5 tips?
Ochi probably gonna make max 2000 dollars if he wins tonight. Could bribe him to lose the match in straights without about 5000 dollars. Put 10k on the outcome. Probably at around odds of 3. Win 30k.
a man can dream
>>69470894
putting final tenner on ochi fuck it
>>69470894
How sure are you of Dudi, mate?
>>69470998
Not sure what info the bookies have. He's number 2 seed and @1.6
>>69471034
This is a very weird question to answer. My stake size determines my confidence. I won't tip anything if I don't think it has a good chance of winning
>>69471404
Which one?
>>69471404
left 5
right 7
GOAL DISALLOWED I AM CRYING
>>69471404
Left 5/10, Right 7/10
>>69471205
Cashed out ochi put it on manasee PRAYING
>>69471507
FFS, not liking your strategies lid. I'm gonna sleep and hopefully wake up to a winner.
TT you have stream for the Manasse game?
No value at all in the NYC game. Unless you wanna be retarded and do Lampard FGS.
>>69471404
Both look nice
God I'm so lonely
>>69471577
Nah lid. Just a cheeky punt off of the stats I'm seeing in game on B365. She breaks to lead 5-1. Serving for the set.
>>69471588
Didnt even realise its already kicked off, wow
These continous breaks of serve are driving me insane. FUCKING HOLD YOU SLAGS.
>>69471588
Wow Lamps actually scores NYC's first goal as well.
>>69471404
How big are their cocks?
>This NYCFC game
PMSL had the trigger button on overs but was too scared to pull the trigger.
>>69471698
But FGS and scoring the teams first goal isn't exactly the same thing though is it lid
>literally go for a shit and miss 2 goals
>>69471754
Yeah i know it isnt. Just a weird coincidence.
OVERS
Cheers Romania, please go back to your winnings ways now.
Did you alter the model recently or something? Can you see a pattern where you are picking up losses?
Thank you based TennisTipster for Manasse
>>69472410
This, still shaking a bit though
Yo TT, for the Nedelko, Paire and Lopez matches are they not around on 365?
hello
>>69472967
Fuck off you utter dullard
>>69472967
FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIDDDEEE
>>69473005
Just woke up after two hours of sleep and I saw that the thread was dying. Please be nice.
I quite like Thailand Uni -3 but worth watching for a bit before getting on.
Kicking off any second now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOzSNsjt6jI
In TEARS over this Manasse game, she's gone from 1.25 to 3.25 ... bankroll down the drain oh well I knew the risks
>>69473079
Everyone bully Mackers in the live chat
>>69473104
would do if i had a google account lad
>>69473104
Was it tipped in PGA?
Had my eye on it but line got banged to about how I would've priced it almost immediately so I've just taken a small and might top up.
where are the sudacas when you need a translation
whats everyone on? thai-3?
>>69473258
-1 fh here atm
why is the clock on the stream at 16 minutes?
>>69473298
They fucked up and didn't start it on time and I guess they fucked it more trying to fix it
need someone to make a Danny Rix account and call Mackers a little rat
>Asians in charge of clocks
what the fuck does tc mean
>>69473500
to chill?
>>69473500
touble chance
>>69473500
Top Cuck
>flatanon tip drifted already
hmmm not sure if should top up
>>69473581
Wash your fucking face
Not a ig fan of this East Timor suddenly getting good and being allowed to murderball meme
>>69473633
Cannot disagree
>>69473633
kek
Will suck ladyboy dick for two Thailand goals this half
>>69473085
Right lads stopping gambling for the forseeable future losses too large not shrewd enough.
Thai ladyboys fucked me over
>>69473864
That's poor.
>>69469043
tfw backed GL parlays
am i shrewed?
>>69468115
You have to decide your max stake and then 1-10 is which percentile of said max stake
Most people's max stake is about 4-5% of their total bank
Don't let it die
>>69474712
TSUUUing this post
>>69474142
So if I had 100 euro bank my max should only be 5?
>>69474759
If your bank is less than 500 dollars, each unit should be a single %. So your max should be 10.
>>69474759
Well not really, when your bank is small and do few bets, it'll be hard to increase it swiftly unless you make comparatively big stakes
This counts for people who have a huge bank and use betting as a means of sustaining themselves/long term investment. Smart bankroll management
Of course you rape in the second half when I had most of my money on the first half. Thai cunts.
>>69474844
I'm on -1 fh, -2.25, U3.5.
Might just give up betting. Simply not profitable anymore
>>69474844
Thai ladyboys have world class boypussy. Can confirm.
>>69459718
>no posting the meme version
>>69474875
Football is very clearly not profitable anymore
>>69474965
Not if you bet on meme magic.
If you had bet on meme magic you would earned big bucks from
>Wales
>Iceland
>Portugal
>>69475071
You are just as cancerous as the Dutch Jap Jew.
>>69474965
Tell me about it. Might put my effort into writing a "how to get rich gambling" book, rather than gambling.
>>69475071
>mainstream
>>69475121
At least I do it for free
>>69475121
I think I'm going to be profitable at least in local basketball. I probably had a lucky streak but I'm 15-1 and made 450 euro from 200 this month.
When do you think it's the right time to start making bigger stakes, increasing your bank, spending more time into it (going to venues, talking to the press/fans/coaches/players) and so?
Admit I got very excited to see a not-so-shrewd group of old guys are making several thousand euros a month betting on the same things as I do, and think I can do as good.
>>69475189
15-1 streak*, this month I'm 32-8
Do I wait another month or two?
>>69475121
>You are just as cancerous as the Dutch Jap Jew.
Please go.
>>69475161
I've never asked for anything, I even gave Juve 12 quid; I'm a kind and kindred soul.
Please don't die on me /bet/.
>>69475794
>>69475809
>>69476362
Pretty sure you're in a lot of filters, my circumcised friend.
>>69463493
It's like Greece all over again.
>>69476557
Does that really matter? I've found a nice clique I like to hang around with anyway.
>>69476636
It means it's a lot harder to fish for (You)s, friend.
>>69476650
That's fine. I'm still working on my system anyway.
heads gone, eyes red, gums swelling and receding. already declared all future bets as losses because all I see is a future of dismay. think that the wife's son is asking me what's wrong, but I can't see him because my eyes are wet and bleary and bloodshot, and I cant hear him because my ears are completely gone. taking the dog for a long long walk. not sure if I'll ever be back. Manasse so dire.
Sakkari vs Kontaveit, who you got lids
Wageslave life so so bad
so let me get this straight, if I go e/w on this horse I get the total amount if it actually wins and partially if it places 2nd 3rd or fourth
>>69476679
>>69476636
No one likes you here and what makes it even more pathetic is the fact that you're an old man who's posting here continuously.
>>69477694
not fourth, but yeah
ANOTHER week of wageslaving cbfa want to cry
>>69477711
ok thanks
>>69477708
I-I like him
>>69477708
Very harsh post. How would you feel if someone said that about you? Lieberman is a good guy.
>>69477736
So so so bad. Really don't know how I'll get through today.
>>69477708
oi, fuck off, its that antsy britfag again. you hated on juvey and now japanese jewish man.
>>69477789
It is Euan without his trip on.
>>69477789
i'm actually derfail, so how about you fuck off and go suck a roo's dick?
How about you lot stop shitposting and start posting cheeky accas
>>69477958
This desu.
Just got up, need to know wtb.
>>69477983
I'm in large on TT's Dudi Sela tip, PRAYING it works out
Just can't imagine anyone who hasn't put lifesavings on Djokovic winning the Olympics.
>>69477708
No need to be so negative. Why can't we all get along?
>>69477742
Bedankt.
>>69477778
Thanks, you truly are my greatest ally!
>>69477789
Thanks.
>>69477834
Euan is very angry lately.
>>69478004
>Murray won wimbledon
>Murray won last olympics
>thinking he wont win it again
More like TennisShitster
>>69478081
Very funny my mentally deficient friend.
>>69478086
v v odd post this
As I sit in Starbucks drinking my daily black coffee, I contemplate how I will strategise to beat the bookies today.
>>69477843
so you are the bickering faggot. Juve guy and Lieberman make the thread interesting to read and gives some character on /bet/. Juveguy begging for fivers and Lieberman bringing up random quotes to justify his shrewdness is just part of the fun
Christ, just filter the kike faggot and be done with it. Unless they're breaking rules, you can't do anything about it if some absolute retard wants to fish for (You)s.
>>69478001
Would love to murder your man Dimitrov. Robbed me of 200 well earned pounds.
>>69478114
as i said kiddo, roo dick and your mouth; get to it.
Juve Tryhards Day 12 Summary
Start: £20
Current: £146
Day: -
Procrastinated out of doing this since I thought the day went poorly but turns out the Portugal winner and Romania's 10/10 pulled me back to right about evens +- 50-odd pence. V satisfied I haven't lost Big_Al's hundred yet.
>>69478168
If only that 146 was from winning bets instead of donations ;(
>>69478181
Still on track to my 4 digits target m8
>>69478142
Would love to murder him myself, that shit is more interested in fucking milfs than winning matches
>>69478114
Thanks. I'm surprised people take this all so serious; in the end, it's just a game.
>>69478168
wait, big al gave you £100?
>>69478168
What did you bet my money on again?
>>69478214
Yes
>>69478225
Ronaldo. Layed it 5 minutes into the game after a mild epiphany so I've still got the money
>>69478256
Nice.
Going on holiday for a few days lads but will keep my eyes open for any worldies that appear. At the moment the Celtic games seems like it'll be a good bet but they're playing away.
HSK Zrinjski - Legia Warszawa also looks good, but will do a bit more research into it as well.
Have fun lads!
>>69478277
Enjoy mate. ;)
>>69478277
Have a good one!
Malmo FF to win vs Örebro tonight seems like a no-brainer
>>69478277
See you at Magaluf m8
>>69478277
Have a nice holiday, friend.
>>69478326
Out of the last 3 times they played, they won once and drew twice.
>>69478389
Thanks Dr. Soccerway
NEED a bet for my bonus bet
>>69478395
You're welcome, Hans.
been away for a while
thread theme based on what I've seen since I've been back:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4xMR7mYPWU
anyone else here saving up money just to bankroll cm punk in 2 months
>>69478546
>bankrolling a meme fighter
Are you out of your mind? The guy who's fighting him is psyched up as well. He'll get shrekt.
wtb
>>69478546
Bankrolling bolt to win whatever race he is in
>warned for posting >tfw no greek gf
dark times ahead lads.
>>69478168
I thought I was hot shit going from 5 to 30
>>69478660
Would like to know too, that Midtjylland tip yesterday was amazing tbqh
>>69478660
Dull day ahead but CSKA is currently playing and might be worth a few punts.
>>69478725
>Midtjylland tip yesterday was amazing tbqh
Huh? Didn't that fail spectacularly?
>>69478786
Some went ham on the overs, odds to win were good
>>69478786
had medium for them to win @~2.15 and a smol on overs so it went well for me.
>tfw I only put a small on the ladyboys @2.62
Only up pennies from that game ; ;
>>69478741
Don't see a bet tbqh
>>69478796
>>69478813
Yeah, I was thinking of overs.
Get on Mordovia Saransk live fast. Odds fell from 2.6 to 2.2 to 1.8 in just the first half, they have been so dominant the first 15 minutes that they are bound to win. I gave the tip pre-game on tipstertube, but atm betting on them live is still worth it.
>>69478142
Tennis can you accept my request please, I'm JonBoy
>>69478857
What is your TT m8?
>>69478857
#ON
>>69478891
ftmbet
>>69478939
You got your 2nd follower m8
>>69478939
>>69478944
and me
>>69478887
Done lid.
>>69478958
nice one lad
thanks for the follows lids, inb4 bet fails miserably
>>69478977
You are on stage now anon. Time to shine.
>>69478939
followed too
>>69478977
Lidano76?
On my KNEES for a CSKA goal.
Vladivostok just missed a sitter
What's the deal with these teams, who are the superiors in this league?
>>69479060
Dynamo Moscow, they shouldn't even be there in the first place. All teams are crap and a few good players make the entire difference.
>Vladivostok REALLY close to score but keeper saved it
>still 0 on target
Hmm rball sucks or was it offside?
>>69479074
Saransk got relegated yea, hopefully their squad is still a league above?
>>69479124
They have an entirely new squad. Pretty much got 10 of the best players from Division 1 and a couple of mediocre others.
lads, this one looks wonky
pinnacle sports. idk if my eyes are playing tricks on me
>>69479201
LMAO
1x2 went up to 1.069 | 26.4 | 9.32
>>69479201
Not sure what you mean
>>69479236
maybe im retarded but are half handicap lines supposed to be that low if the match is a confirmed blowout?
>>69479258
if its in play AH it takes it as if the score was 0-0 (was you the same aussie we told yesterday?)
FUCK vlad penalty
fuck penalty
oh shit
>>69478857
>>69478857
>>69478857
WOW GREAT TIP BRO THANKS
Please Saransk
>>69479321
fuming
Time to get on your knees lads
>listening to eastern europeans
Fucking never again.
I hope Bulgaria never shows his face again.
>Go to grab a coffee
>Incheon score in the 5th minute
>Mordovia concede
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzw_EfAk9Is
Wife's son will be getting a rollacking later
NEED 2 (two) Saransk goals PLEASE
:)
>DAWAI DAWAI DAWAI
>>69479442
triggers my ptsd from the time I played dota
Mathieu vs Melzer who you got lids
S0 bored, can't locate any worldies
mordovia pls start scoring already
>>69479523
>He STILL HASN'T put his student loan on Djokovic
Think Federer's gonna get the Olympic gold, only thing he needs in his cabinet. The motivation's there
>>69479572
>Outdoor fast hard court
Not Djokovic.
Pmsl
Shaking over this Green Gully price lids, Lions top scorer is OUT
wtb?
>>69479621
you getting AH or what?
red card for vlad... maybe MAYBE there's a chance
>>69479672
2 goals? Unlike.
>>69479621
#ON
Can not wait to lose another bet before lunch
>>69479672
Nah,this is not gonna win. Sorry for the losing tip.
Germany U19 will never score in our life time
>>69479796
Double Chance worth it?
>>69479787
Same
>>69479826
I wouldn't bet on it.
Wait. Did the Ochi match void?? I just saw he won.
how much are you down this month lids? -40 euros here
>>69479875
UP about 3 trillion shillings
>>69479875
$700
betting on politics: not even once
>>69479875
if flatanon comes through 0
>>69479875
Up 500 dollars till last weekend where I lost 1/2 of that over 2 days. So so D A C.
>>69479875
Up a bit over 1k, decent for my standards. Slags games were a blessing. Missed out on too many friendlies though.
>>69479898
i'll be up a tenner if he comes through
>>69479784
wtb on Singapore reserves m8
What's the fix, bar the obligatory fhg?
>>69479934
Who are they playing?
time to chase mordovia losses
NEED a bet to regain the losses on the Bulgarian bet
>>69479951
Tampines Rovers reserves - Hougang United reserves, game starts at 13:30
>4 hours until the race
>>69479898
>another fraudanon horse
>3 this week
Pmsl he's really trying to win back bet
>>69479974
Reykjavik Slags to CREAM Riddarinn Slags
I'm large on overs, medium on handi
>>69480006
What did he tip?
>>69479991
I don't know much about reserves for the league. I thought you meant their national team. Sorry can't help here kraut.
>>69479820
there'll be a goal eventually, r-right?
>>69480006
i didn't trust his last few bogus horses, but i'm on this small in case he's due
Vlad now have 2 red cards, shame there's only 2 minutes left
>>69480021
I was on FH -0.25 germany handi, but switched to Germany O8.5 corners now for evens.
>>69480020
Might be worth getting in to it lad
Gully better fucking win or I'm gonna be so so DAC
>>69480034
would be on DC LARGE if it was 25 mins earlier
>>69480013
>Reykjavik Slags to CREAM Riddarinn Slags
>I'm large on overs, medium on handi
over 2.5?
>>69480097
On o4.5, waiting for the game to start then jumping on higher at better odds hopefully
>minimum withdrawal on b365 is 40 euros
ruh roh
GREEN GULLY
R
E
E
N
only been HUP one day in the last two weeks.
Gully lad
NEED them to win
>>69480145
What method? It's 15 with Paypal for me
>>69480158
YES
>Green Gully actually scored
Fuck me sides way
>>69480145
Why not use skrill or something similar, minimum withdrawal is like 5 bucks.
>>69480191
>>69480172
I just sent my ID to confirm my account and they're only letting me use bank transfer, does it take some time to enable the other options?
>>69479875
Breaking even maybe £1-2 down
hope people got on germany u19 corners
>>69480199
Have you set up a skrill account yet?
I don't see a reason why they wouldn't let you use one, what method did you use to deposit?
Can anyone check if NetBet still has AH markets? I just checked Iceland, Sweden and Russia and all of them have no AH, despite Oddsportal saying otherwise.
>>69480199
I've had my ID identified a long time ago and they still only let me withdraw with bank transfers
>>69480218
was just going to, odds were at 2+ for 9 corners race but alas too late and odds too bad right now
>>69480229
paysafe
>>69480244
So it could be a country/region thing?
>>69480230
It does.
>>69480275
>tfw I tripled my BR on NetBet and they removed all handicaps for my account
Time to move to another bookie I guess.
>>69480284
When are you posting new tips?
>>69480254
If you deposit with paysafe you can only withdrawal by bank transfer, however if you deposit a small amount (5€) with skrill after you deposited with paysafe you can withdrawal your entire roll with skrill (or the 5€ minimum).
really hope fraudanon, oops, FLATanon comes in, but even with his tip I will STILL be DAC
>>69480300
It's a pain in the ass to post so many tips, I think I'm just going to post the higher stake ones from now on.
>>69480251
O9.5@evens is a steal
>>69480284
What's your TT again, need to bookmark it.
Anyone actually use 138.com? They have asian markets but I don't know if they're legit
>>69480318
https://tipstertube.com/profile/mathworks
>>69480326
Thank you, sir!
Does Unibet limit accounts?
>>69480284
You have a negative yield for the week, I doubt that you're up
>>69480199
You may only withdraw using a method you have deposited with, is what I was told when I asked.
>>69480341
I got lazy and didn't post all my bets on TT
>>69480349
You can bypass that with the method i described, though. Just deposit with paysafe, then a little with skrill and you're good to go.
>>69480350
Oh hey Euan, new proxy? Or is this another episode of "I'm not actually down I just didn't post my worldies"
Is there any interest in my accounts? all muggy all losing never followed a third world tip because i prefer premiership/Champions league bets
>>69480375
My most recent bets. I think only the Nacional one was posted on TT
>>69480304
Thank you!
>>69480311
But your lower stakes one are pretty good as well.
Please post those you rate 3 and above.
DAC so much on this Germany U19 game
Wtb lids?
>>69480312
2fast4me, good tip though
>>69480399
Man. Should have posted those after that string of losses over the weekend.
Hopped on Germany O13.5 corners @3.6
>it's happening
>>69480437
I've been betting on a corner in the next 5 minutes at 2.05, won two in a row lid
>>69480456
Germany U19 first to score
Italy penalty PMSL
Corner galore incoming for Germany.
>>69480498
LOL
>market suspended
>>69480498
T E A R S
E
A
R
S
SON'S WIFE IS DESPERATE
>>69480514
I honestly meant to type Italy, had a £15 bet on them at 7/1
>>69480498
Lmao.
I got lucky I didn't have time to get on.
NEED a corner in the next minute
NEED ONE MORE GERMANY CORNER FOR UTTER gUACamole
122222222222222222222
Germany corners was the play
and I didn't get on a singe one, crying
Small on next goal Germany
Malmö FF - Örebro SK BTTS is the bet lids.
O2.5 isn't that bad either, but the odds suck.
NEED a corner between 87:00-87:59
Dudi Sela down from 1.72 to 1.66
Taking out a loan to bet on this one
>>69480634
Such meme betting
>>69480657
I know, but NEED to chase those losses pal
>>69480657
>The Year of Our Lord Kek 2016
>Not betting on memes
What's the bet lads? Down a little bit from last night
What's the score for the Germany game? Ladbrokes isn't loading and I went large on Italy.
NEED gully to win or eating like a pauper for the rest of the month
>>69480754
last I checked Italy were winning 1-0, think you won lad
>>69480754
nice, lucky with the penalty tho.
they got dominated if u looked at rball
anyone else /freemoney/ here?
Is BTTS a good bet for the Malmo game?
NetBet AH are back. Here are some bets for today.
Worried about this Angela Eagle drift. Should've layed it at 3.5
>>69480813
>No X Goal
What?
Does 365 start bugging out and randomly fucking up when you profit too much?
>>69480896
https://www.reddit.com/r/SoccerBetting/comments/4s6qzm/made_83_in_2_days_with_mostly_no_x_goal_inplay/
literally nonce: the person
Who cheeky /acca/ here?
>>69480878
Peste?
>>69480924
Over
>>69480930
How confident are you?
>>69480878
>romania anon's biggest stake is equivalent to £20
WEW.
How can I have trust in your model when you don't trust it with less than the value of a week's shop?
>>69480878
for spartak moscow two, would you say its a medium bet? 6/10?
>>69480923
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/r/soccerbetting
>>69480957
>£20
>week's shop
pmsl
>>69480924
Probably past - or over.
>>69480918
I can google too, that's not helping though. X conflates with draw, "no n-th goal" would have made perfect sense. But thanks for proving what an absolute fucking douchenozzle you are.
>>69480964
? I don't have a Reddit account.
>>69480950
>>69480962
It's like
4/10
8/10
2/10
5/10
>>69480957
He's Romanian, £20 is like a deposit on a house for them
>>69480964
I'm guessing you're quoting the Jap cunt who's always on about accas? Just filter him
>>69480967
Where are you shopping where you can get a week's worth of food for less than 20 pounds?
>>69480923
>not using Acca Edge
Oh dear
>>69480918
hahahaha
>>69480978
You should get one though lid, think you'd fit in better there
>>69480918
>Half of his profit from one bet
>No consistent staking method
>No calculation of what he would ahve won with no cash out
Absolute AIDs, hope he loses his money very quickly
>>69480986
How much do you eat you fat fuck? £2 for mince, £3 for chicken breast, £2 for meatballs and the rest on vegetables and a bag of oats.
>>69480998
Oops.
>>69481008
No.
>>69480980
>8/10
>£20
And I've actually put money on your tips.
Oh someone kill me please, down an absolute cunt on your tips this week but you haven't even lost a 100 quid.
>lost my first Reffocs tip
baka senpai
>>69481015
Fucking hell that sounds miserable
>>69481053
It's called leading a healthy lifestyle, or should we be having a kebab every day?
>>69481051
>trusting juveguy
>>69481015
Where do you live where food is that cheap?
Do you just go to supermarkets at closing time?
>>69481015
>Meatballs
Imagine buying mince AND meatballs pmsl
>>69480980
Actually put a tenner on Volgar to win, I will ruv you rong time if this works out.
Do you bet on matches without an rball radar? I don't. Think it's shady as fuck.
>>69481051
an anomaly don't worry
>>69481025
Are you sure those aren't euros?
Anyway I'm not holding a gun to your head forcing you to follow my bets.
>>69481015
I hope it's Kosher meat.
>>69480878
Thanks romania. I still believe.
>>69481015
>bag of oats
>not Oat So Simple
Haha
>>69481072
implying rball itself isnt shady
>>69481060
Having a healthy lifestyle doesn't have to be soul crushing though
>>69481064
Central London, those are the prices in Tesco. One person can eat well for £20 a week easily.
Bulleen unders is the comfiest bet i've had in a few days
>>69481112
Would be astounded if you aren't just skin and bone
>>69481076
I hope you develop cancer you pathetic old man. It's creepy as fuck that you browse here at the age of 42. I'm glad your penny bets lose.
>>69481051
Kek, Juve is a cricket connoisseur mate.
>>69481025
Very confused by this reasoning. How does how much he has on it dictate the quality of the tip? Maybe he's poor and has a good eye for tips
>>69481076
kek
>>69480878
still believe in ya
>>69481136
Picture of him ON HIS KNEES
>>69481115
Great minds think alike ;)
>>69481112
Have never ever seen a kilo of chicken breast sold for cheaper than £5.
>>69481148
Please respect your elders
On over 6.5 goals in the China U17 v Turkmenistan U16's for a small
>>69481025
Gee, maybe that's a 8/10 stake for him. God forbid he'd manage his stakes according to his bankroll, you ungrateful twat.
>>69481156
>How does how much he has on it dictate the quality of the tip?
Spoken like a true penny punter
>>69481170
You also tip it it on the tube?
>>69481148
euan please ban for antisemetic behaviour, have some respect for one of gods chosen people
Hate tight arse cunts who make a big deal about only spending 20 quid a week on food. Live a little you wet wipe, make a fortune betting and have fun living, get takeaways a fair bit, eat out, don't buy the supermarket brand shite. So what if a dominos costs about 16 quid when you can get a supermarket pizza for 4 quid? People who are tight with money are on a similar level as aftertimers and nonces for me.
Man, soccerbetting comments are entertaining.
>>69481156
>Maybe he's poor and has a good eye for tips
Well if he does have a good eye for tips he shouldn't be poor for v long
>>69481199
No lad, not tipping anything on there unless it's worth a medium to me desu.
>>69481229
Applauding this post.
>>69481237
There's literally no distinction between the quality of stuff posted there and here anymore
>>69481198
Thanks.
>>69481229
Literally spend that in a day at uni. How can you survive on that a week?
>>69481148
Le angry anon meme. Fuck off. Bitter bitter man. Pathetic at this point.
>>69481229
My only source of protein is road kill. Before I sleep, i drive around my neighbourhood and pick up some warm kangaroo or wallaby meat.
I sell some on the weekly farmer's market as 'organic produce' and make a living
>>69481229
>spending more money makes you happier
lel
knowing how to cook properly for yourself is the best though, come on now
>>69481266
Except they actually discuss betting (albeit badly) whilst this thread is primarily about tinder,how much you spend on your weekly shop, Euan and Derfail having the same argument every single day, juveguy being clueless as a gimmick and still getting nibs and people who not only fall for Goffposts but don't even know what they are.
>>69481229
Some people don't derive a great deal of pleasure out of those things. All my friends and acquaintances think I'm super tight with money, but the truth is, I'm simply not willing to spend more money on things that just don't have the same value to me as they have to them. I love my home cooked 5€ meals, I wouldn't enjoy eating out or ordering food more, so I have no incentive to spend money on that.
>>69481307
>I love my home cooked 5€ meals
How much have those have 5 euro meals cost you in missed bets pmsl
Leadsom's just offered to give May one of her kids. Remarkable.
>>69481320
Valid objection ; ;
>>69481327
I'd offer my kid to you. She's slightly autistic and missing a leg
>>69481192
got rball lid?
>>69481348
Can't tell if this is a joke.
>>69481229
Talking big sense, I don't mind people being tight with money tbf it's the one's who lecture you or don't take part in activities which do my head in. Group of 10 of us at uni were watching the CL final and all but one ordered a dominos, he said he "had loads of food in the fridge he needed to get through" and "they're so overpriced for what they are" absolute nonce.
>>69481361
No just a soccerway bet desu
>>69481389
Feel ill reading that. Would have ordered one for the poor sod.
>>69481389
You sound like a proper cunt.
>>69481389
>he said he "had loads of food in the fridge he needed to get through" and "they're so overpriced for what they are" absolute nonce.
Please have sex
>>69481389
Wow, you are definitely the type of person who succombs to peer pressure.
>>69481445
>>69481451
>>69481477
Jew's.
>Not spending all your money while you're long
>Not living on bread when the student loan finishes
I will mostly spend this week calling the upcoming golf tournament The British Open just to annoy septuagenarian Tory bores in bad trousers.
Whats the bet, lads?
>>69481445
Pikey detected
>>69481477
Not really, just like having pizza with my mates
>>69481229
Eating shit tier, pleb food in the same stuffy bedroom you've spent every day in since you were 8 doesn't mean you're living life.
>>69481229
>he doesnt look for value in every area of life
Why are you even betting?
>>69481015
You really are poor as fuck.
>>69481229
shut up fatty
w2b???????
>>69481793
No X goal in the Sportivo reserves game is a med
>>69481815
PMSL
>>69481815
LMAOOOOOOOO
>>69481815
b-but i thought >>69480813 was supposed to beat the bookies
>>69480878
are you not tipping on TT anymore?
>>69481942
Never stealing tips from Reddit again >.<
NEED grecal u19 GOALS desu
>>69475189
Since your bank had more than doubled, your stakes should be at least 1.5x bigger than the start. As for investing more time, that's when you feel ready. Obviously it needs to be worth it but I don't know much about your lifestyle and cost of living.
>>69480878
>>69480980
So Spartak Moscow - Sibir over 2.5 goals is @2.4 on bet365 currently
THE bet?
>>69480339
Get an Asian account
>>69481957
These games weren't showing up on TT
>>69482050
My bet is O2 m8
>>69482082
Excuse my ignorance but what's the difference? Never seen anyone score half a goal or something?
>>69482120
It's like DNB, if there's 2 goals scored you get your stake back
>>69482138
oooh gotcha
So this is it then?
Marge on flatanon, surely due
>>69482169
yep
>>69482169
Wait no that's 2.25
I guess bet365 doesn't have 2
>>69482229
>>69482259
Oh well
Thanks anyways lad
>>69482217
cannot stop rebacking
>>69482259
>>69482279
It does.
He is looking at alternative goal line.
Just look above that somewhere. It will just say Goal Line on its own in a little box.
>>69482217
what's the bet or his TT handle?
>>69482217
I'd have a look at welease bwian in that race, good form at chelmsford, the jockey is claiming and has had a solid bit of money for him overnight. The only worry would be the class but he handled that well lto and came second while dynamo walt was fifth in the same race.
>flatanon
>TT
surely nibs
>>69482330
just flatanon on twitter
WAKE ME UP
the absolute madman.
>>69482438
forgot pic, lel.
>Poltova
Welp, there goes my bet
Harstad - Stabaek 2
what is THE in-play bet?
>>69482547
shite odds for overs desu
>>69482547
FFS didn't even notice. Fucking hate these early goals.
anyone can help me find Spartak Moscow 2 - Sibir Novosibirsk lineups?
>>69482579
I already tried for some minutes, didn't find them either
>>69482547
well it would've been O2.5 but thats gone now
>>69482259
Goal line should be 2 since it's missing from the alternative goal line.
>>69482120
>>69482169
And 2.25 is split between 2 and 2.5.
>>69482482
3 goals already, overs would have won after 12 minutes, want an acid bath
>>69482635
i bet overs on grecal u19 mate
so so DAC
Hm overs in harstad staebek?
maybe wait until a reasonable over gets to evens
Yenisev goal when.
>>69482670
O4.5 in FH @ 2.80?
Daily reminder that a rising tide lifts all boats.
Help each other learn and profit and we will all be better off :)
>>69482335
v v worried now
>>69482757
Very good post. The negativity in here is overwhelming.
>>69482716
O3.5 closing in to 1.9
might jump the gun on that if it gets high
>>69482803
I agree. We should eliminate the negativity and spread positivity
>>69482839
i give it 1 hr
444444444444444
it is a goalfest but I haven't bet yet
fuck I hate livebetting
feels like the game has lost its value
Need a bet, any bet; give me one please.
>>69482716
>>69482899
NEED 1 (one) more in first half PLEASE
>>69482910
Get in this flatanon horse so we lose and rage together
>>69482920
good bet, good luck
So much on Flatanon
>>69482796
looking at the weights from the last race, it should be closer between them this time but I would side with welease bwian on price
>>69482932
Anything but that, might as well shit on my money
>>69482803
PMSL you can tell you're new. People shouldn't be so precious and listen to the advice given to them desu
>>69482997
hes due you fucking retard
>Retards will never give you a crash course trading seminar
>>69482997
Romania posted his tips in this thread.
Someone anons are going for o4.5 for Harstad and Stabaek
555555555555555
not so DAC anymore
>>69482933
cheers bud
Is Flatanon now the one who's always due?
>>69483018
And I'm due for a shit but no matter how much I strain nothing plops out. If his horse wins or you make a profit from his bet I'll eat my own shit.
Haha, got on O4.5 really late. Already comes in. Nice
>>69483059
on camera?
>>69483059
Odd little man. Go back to /trans/ please the Euros are over now.
Got an extra 150 on this flatanon horse by accident, welp
Muh bets of the day:
Portugal U19 - Austria U19 - 1
Defensor La Bocana - Comerciantes Unidos - O2,5
And a bit of tennis:
Pospisil V. - Chiudinelli M. - Pospisil to win 2-0
Good luck lads, make it a cheeky acca with a small bet if you want
Just traded a winner in the 15:30 race. Feeling confident. Gonna up my stakes.
>>69483059
v v strange this post
>>69483102
lel the old EW doubles your stake trick
>>69483105
reminder he was lost one today already
>>69483133
I'm literally not that guy lid. Fucker lost me money to tbqh
Don't make me put on a trip just because there's two Bulgarians in these threads
>>69483059
>but no matter how much I strain nothing plops out.
Kek
KEK
Rebacked SMALL on O5.5 in FY
one more PLEASE
>tfw no greek gf
need flatanon to open me up an account on eharmony
Volgar from Romania's tip earlier is looking sharp in the first few minutes of the game, let's see how it goes
Sweating profusely desu
4444444444
NEED 1 (one) more in grecal U19 PLEASE
Saw 2-1 on the Sumy game at 20 minutes so lumped £400 on over 4.5 @ 1.9. they've never scored over 4.5 against each other
Fuck
>FLATANON SHORTENING
it's going to win, r-right?
>>69483230
believe lad
>>69483242
Maths not your strong point?
How much does rball wageslaving pay?
Some VERY peculiar posting going on. Getting VERY clear what is going on.
>>69483243
Phone battery at 8%, nearest charger at train station 30 minutes away. I want to believe!
>>69483242
Id rather go for foxtrot knight
SO obvious on UK adverts
>>69483273
>Getting VERY clear what is going on
Speak for yourself
looking dece...
next thread flatanon surreal edition
DOWN INSANE
pmsl
Flatanon will genuinely never win a bet again
DIRE YET AGAIN
get the noose
see you in september for ice hockey lads man fuck this
>le reback culture
If foxtrot didnt take that bend like an aeroplane turning would have won it.
>E/W didn't even land
Somebody hold me ;_;
Getting a bus to the track to shoot the athlete
Did it lose? Do I not have to eat my shit?
I WILL FUCK YOUR CORPSE YOU FRAUD
Gambling simply no longer profitable.
>FRAUDanon
How does horse betting even work? What stats can you use to model it?
>FATanon
flatanon show your face
I WILL lunch you
Over 7.5 for the Harstad game?
>people actually followed fraud anon because he was due to win at some point
Dam, even Euan is shrewder than this and he's thick as fuck.
pmsl, put 10p on Shamshon so I could watch the race.
Need Flatanon to give me his tripcode desu
Going to save my gambling money up to hire a hitman to kill flatanon lads, he's ruined me.
>>69483221
55555555555
cannae believe in laddies, almost UAC from today
>he isnt martingaling Flatanons tips
5k on the next one, going to be up so much
>>69483367
You live in Chelmsford don't you?
BEGGING Hass to kill Dyanmo Waltz
>>69483433
cricfree to watch horse races, racing uk and attheraces streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiX4o-SAOvU
wireless looks dece
>>69483454
D U E
U
E
>>69483419
yeah might get on it desu
Craftsmanship at 16.15 if you want to win ya money back lads
>>69483454
>martingaling bets not at evens
>>69483497
>Shilling his uber code
PMSL, Vanbanter such a character
>>69483505
6/7 F/C
>>69483497
Damn, didn't know white boys are so high in demand over there.
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