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Beyond furious at the janitors.
Fucked the op, sorry bout that
Here we go lids.
need Derfell to confirm that NYRB is the bet of the night
>>69441403
You're fucking kidding me right? Their support said 3-5 days and it's going to take weeks? I had 3 deposits of £300, £3,500 and £4,200 each going directly to my bank.
Does it really take fucking weeks?
>Janitors
thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGlR6oFjC3A
>>69441604
It's not, hence why I put a stake of 4/10. Haven't found any great bets for today and tomorrow looks kind of shite. Any "great" or "worldie" bets will have a stake of 8/10 or more
what the fuck janitors?
>>69441646
>yfw he's a filthy muzzie now
>>69441587
got my fingers crossed but accas rarely win lad
>been slacking whole Sunday
>have to go to the evening service at faraway church
Providence itself is holding me back from betting on the final.
>>69441687
I know, I always make up the money though somehow. But you only have to get them right once.
[email protected] is very tempting
should I?
the only bet you should be placing on this match is Evra to get a card
Euan deleting threads sub edition
0 minutes injury time FH
put all the #lifegoals ahouses on it
>>69441604
I'll help you out with that game nearer to the time, not looked at it yet.
Lads Portugal to lift trophy is PURE VALUE
Ronaldo v Griezmann - Who will score the most goals? - Griezmann @ 3.00
>tfw neet
>tfw no credit card
>tfw all i can do is bet dota and csgo skins
>tfw 11% overround
>tfw almost no markets, no live markets
hold me
at least lesnar won
LADS JUST HOW DO YOU DO IT? DO YOU ALL HAVE DAYJOBS? norway posted an absolute WORLDIE 10/10 in the other thread and i'm fuming because i have no fucking betting accounts
>>69441701
Doing accas aren't profitable in the long run and never will be.
On overs in all the Argentina slags games
>>69441853
Tell that to my polish customer who put £2 on a 6 fold score and win and won £2,000
>>69441853
Depends how right you are.
>mali cup
>away team: police
kek.
>>69441800
How do you not have a bank account? You're supposed to get one when you're 16 ffs
First for Ronaldo FS
>tfw want to bankroll Portugal
>they're 4 to 1
Gotta say france
Fuck me
>>69441777
checked and bankrolled
>>69441914
But I can absolutely guarantee you will never be correct enough of the time
>>69441957
Not liking this lose money everyday gimmick Juve
>>69441722
considering this lad
>>69441882
reasoning
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Accidentally put o4.5 corners on Portugal, it's gonna happen right?
LOVE this fighting talk from Ronaldo. He better fucking step up.
>>69442004
I went large
>>69441930
i had one, monthly fees ate it up
>worked here 8 years. Never laid a bet & arbed it on betfair at any stage in those 8 yrs. If it's value to lay, keep it.
Looks like Nick has an answer for you Euan
F R A N C E - S W
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S
W
>>69442083
Euan rekt.
you lads are all on 0-0 HT CS, right?
>>69442134
Euan's been getting rekt for days now
>>69442148
Yes. Its basically a shit game insurance policy
>>69442118
This 2bh
What's THE bet for tonight?
>>69442002
Of course, but that's the fun of it, isn't it?
>>69442410
0-0 HT 1-0 FT, Pogba to score
The absolute state of David Guetta
oh my fucking god get the fuck out
>>69442410
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69442410
Fra-Por * Draw at 90
>>69442410
Free money
>>69441604
Portland Timbers +1.0 @1.875
Are DJs biggest fraud ever?
>>69442484
>stake
>>69442499
no, that's euan.
:^)
>>69442464
Very true.
>>69442482
Very true.
>>69442499
Very true.
>>69442118
Very false.
Put a fiver on Giroud anytime goalscorer
>>69442410
Portugal to lift the trophy
Standing behind a DJ desk to play one song
o-okay david
>>69442484
d-does this work? how fucking sweaty must that be?
are these slags going to score EVER
>>69442484
>inspect element
PMSL
who else /cheekyfiverbettingingimmickbets/
>>69442748
>tfw this is my fetish
Where can I find more?
>>69442792
>he doesn't double his money with every bet.....
betting just isn't profitable in the longrun, i'm gonna become a DJ t b h
>>69442484
If ONE fails that's 3k down the shitter
Who'll win coin toss 1.90 ?? Gonna go marge on this
>>69442894
portugal, I got inside info, the coin is my cousin's pet
>>69442871
>if
Reminder that red and green should never be seen
>>69441882
>20 mins
>no goals
I'm such a fraud
>>69442894
Really ridiculous that they have 10% fucking fee on a coin toss.
It should be priced at 1.99 for fucks sake
I love the patriotism on the French team. Every single player is singing along; so inspiring to see a multicultural team being so united!
>>69443097
oy vey
>>69442970
>0-0 never happens
France -0.5
>>69443156
>over 0.5 never happens
france -1.5 corners at 1.95 the only bet
>Ronaldo on toes for team photo
Thanks /sp/ for making me notice
>>69443220
But Portugal +0.5 is the bet
Lads I just took out my 3rd wonga loan on Portugal lifting the cup, wish me luck
>>69443223
You're really fucking thick
>>69442955
hope you got on lid
GRIEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
has lieberman done anything useful ever? thinking about filtering this muppet
TSU
S
U
>>69443376
I gave Juve 12 quid because I initially promised him 5.
>>69443319
Sorry mate not buying your model
>>69443473
not helping your case
>>69443376
I've filtered him. His schtick isn't funny just cringey.
Closing /bet/ during the game. Will be back at FT to post "hahahahahah" at everyone who lost money
I NEED a griezman goal to recover this shit day
>>69443334
After wonga loan interest you'll be left with what, a measly tenner?
>>69443553
Who are you again?
Laughing at the thought of mugs betting on the home team thinking its France
Portugal SW is the bet. The good guys don't win today /bet/
Is Romania here?
>huracan wymyn
3 in the Huracan game already, that one is gonna sail in easily
>>69443644
>choosing a side when the real bet is on corners and cards
BBC or ITV lads, cant decide myself???
>>69443709
Make that 4. Boca will definitely score some too
>The greaseman
>>69443720
Will have a cheeky bet on bookings, but Clattenberg never really gives out cards until the second half, going to wait for a lower line
wat
>>69443828
there goes the acca
>>69443644
Portugal are the good guys lid.
>>69443778
If you're watching on itv, kill yourself.
pls don't die TSUUUUU
Can i request a bet for a moth to fly into Pepe's eye making him decapitate a player?
>>69443803
Over 40.5 cards is THE bet, odds are 1.8 right now. Clatty averages 3.71 cards per match
>>69443778
>adverts
BBC obvs
>>69443938
Hey Romania, is there any reason why I am getting 2.1 odds for your 10/10 stake instead of 1.8?
Small on Giroud to score a header
>>69443644
>Good guys
>Is a muzzie
>>69444142
>Not greaseman
>>69444141
idk some mugs think it's a bad bet
see if there are any injured or suspended players
Need Portugal corners
>>69444286
gl with that
Why do people tip 10/10. It's never a good idea to put your entire bankroll on anything.
Even Brock last night should have only been 8/10 at best.
Why can't I be an elite rich neet and enjoy this game on sp while geting drunk and comfy.
Just wana be comfy lad. Get drunk on here and then go to r9k and enjoy rest of night without any worry.
I'm sick of it lads. Why
>>69444547
I always thought 10/10 meant 10% of your entire bankroll.
>>69444547
10/10 doesn't mean all in, just go in large like 4%
Get FUCKED Ronaldo
>TSU
pmsl
OGRE
G
R
E
LUMP ON FRANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
Getting TSU old for this shit
Watch the France price plummet
NOOOOOOOOO
TSUUUUUUUUUUUU
>i didnt get on the ronaldo to cry on live television bet
FUCK
He's crying
Fuck
TSUUUUU DEAD
>>69444257
Lay this bet, Romania is wrong about this one. it'll either be 1-1 or 1-0
MOTHS
>>69444434
Thought I was putting France corners on but for some reason Portugal are the home team
RIP TSU
PMSL that France drift
>mothnaldo
PAYET
A
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T
>>69443074
Nvm, not a fraud
>>69444547
generally, i agree. but for me, brock was always a max bet. hasn't been an obvious mis-price in mma since memegregor vs diaz.
This is the year where GOATs cry
What is with all the fucking moths?
>moth on Ronaldo's face
>>69444924
pmsl
Karma is real lads, Ronaldo deserves this he's been a cunt throughout the tournament
Portugal are fucking done
God damn football players are such little bitches. The biggest game of the guys' life and he wimps out cuz his wiiiiiittle weg hurts. Suck it up and play through the pain for your teammates and country
>France went from evens to 1.3
Wew talk about a drop.
>>69444978
ronaldo cries every 2 months
>>69444548
? You posting in the wrong thread?
Fug. Wife's son is asleep already. Who do I take this out on.
>>69445161
>a leave
hello where are the france midfield?
>>69444975
Just because it's stupidly mispriced doesn't mean you should risk absolutely everything.
>>69445005
MOTHBALLED
TSUUUUUUUUU WHAT A WARRIOR
>>69445172
Still 1.9 for me lid
Oh shit. Ronaldo is going to return and go god mode.
>he didn't bet on the GOAT
haha suckers
>>69445172
I'm so glad I stuck a hundred on them 5 mins before the game started
>>69445245
>*leaf
that fucking diva
>France odds back up
Enjoyable bit of trading this
>>69445161
You're literally brain dead.
>>69445373
2.14 on exchange, sort your self out
>>69445161
APOLOGISE
>>69441882
teach me master
FRANCE DNB
>work on the docks
>tell a lass on the phone i'll sell the tuna whole for 1k quid
>she comes in with a box of live squid
fucking hell chinks
>>69445291
>This weird thumbnail
3spooky5me
>>69445269
had to be done for that fight.
>>69441882
2 already won in 1st half. Only need 1 more in the San Lorenzo
>>69445161
Have you never had a bad leg injury? The pain is unbearable. I tore my hamstring once when I was 16 and it was excruciating.
>reminder that France corners was @ 1.65 before kick off
>Griezman to score and France to win at 4.5
>stuck £300 on this
Can't wait to cash this in lads, gonna be a wonderful end to a day where I'm UAC
>Here comes the France drift
Ded MCL I reckon. RIP
Can we just get rid of Ronaldo now? I'm losing my patience now.
he's dead
LARGE on Portugal
Will do it for.Ronaldo
No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Watching the market react and show what the market believes Ronaldo is worth is easily the most interesting thing of the tournament so far.
>>69445588
>thought France was the home team
>bet on Portugal o4.5 corners instead
Just end my life senpai
Cash in them crybaby bets boys
F
Unlucky for the lad.
Messi is still better
Got 80% of my bankroll on this game lads, can't even watch it I'm sweating so much.
BANKROLL Portugal
It's like n the animes. They will do it for him.
>>69445792
Is your stream way behind? He was literally being carried off after dragging out giving away his armband, which was a pretty obvious sign he was going off, before you even posted
>>69446028
So like a tenner?
need a stream for france vs Portugal
got all of today's winnings on france sw
>>69445595
>France wins 1-0 and Matuidi scores
Seen this episode before. Star player banned or injured. Team spirit raised. They win.
>Can still run
>comes off anyway
Wtf
>Ronaldo 1998
>Ronaldo 2016
Fuck you, France!!
>>69446146
No, it's 4chan sometimes delaying my posts. Probably a tad behind too though. In Japan and watching via a Dutch proxy.
whats the fucking bet ????????
>>69446320
Name one example lid
Don't bet on moortugal lads, waste of time
Won a fiver on the horses earlier lads can't decide what to stick it on for the game, any suggestions?
>>69446320
Could you list some examples? Cause I remember zidane getting sent off then France losing.
>>69446387
£100 on france
>>69446330
He was clearly struggling to even jog, get some glasses
Had Ronaldo to score anytime.
Lost?
>>69446447
Chelsea. Terry. 2012 Barca.
>>69446550
No interest in this match now. Zzzzz.
When did Sissoko turn into Pogba?
>>69446654
yup, even if they're on the pitch for 1 second it counts as a loss
>>69446654
yes he was on the pitch and had a chance to score.
>>69446654
Yes of course it lost pmsl
I need france goals but I dont want ronaldo to feel sad, I almost cried when that moth landed on his face
>>69446664
That was probably the biggest meme game of all time.
Why are most finals such utter snoozefests?
>>69446809
>That was probably the biggest meme game of all time.
seven
one
>>69446773
>>69446769
>>69446746
pmsl
here's my (me)
Got £13.75 at 4/1 riding on Griezmann MOTM, pls
NEED Greaseman to score
>>69446789
lel
>>69446870
That was an actual match. Not a blow out. One of the most enjoyable matches.
>>69446870
Chelsea Barca was worse
>Absolute state of /sp/ after that match
FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!
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>>69447014
how do you define meme game
Just get some fucking corners you spics
>>69447085
Muh 0-0 HT bet
>>69447111
Don't fucking do it you moor fucks
>>69447067
That was a great night for /sp/, the fuck are you talking about? I bet you're an arsekek fan
>MOTHS
France will never score in our lifetimes
>>69447202
Gonna stop buying your memes now
>>69447097
Underdog wins.
>>69447318
It would have been except Chelsea actually went on to win the final when everyone kept saying they would get BTFO
portugal won't score now but france look dire
0-0 FT is the bet
>>69447558
does Germany 4-4 Sweden qualify?
>just fake injuries until it gets to penalties
every single acca and bet I now have left rely on at least 1 goal in this game.
Such a fucking snoozefest
Can they sub Ronaldo back on for pens?
>>69447748
>Games are only 40 minutes long
>its a 'france doesn't score' episode after you backed them at 2.05 @ 21' when ronaldo pulled up
>>69447789
No.
Bookies gonna be feasting tonight thanks to this game pmsl
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need france vs Portugal stream
sweating buckets
>Didn't bet on moths to win Euro 2016
Ultimate underdogs
Wish I was a bookie.
>>69448081
ronaldo7 net
>>69448081
http://www.livegoalvids.com/xyz
>>69448116
LOVES the spotlight that lad
>tfw I had an epiphany and layed my TSU bet five mins into the game
Your tenner's still strong, Lieberman
What were the odds on HT draw?
>>69448332
1.9
>>69448134
>tfw a bookie
It's fucking great lad apply for your local one. Betfred is a piece of piss to get a job at, if I can do it you can.
>>69448332
Got on @1.5, started at evens iirc
why are there so many fucking moths in the stadium
>>69448134
Why not just lay bets on an exchange
>>69448498
You're a stooge mate, you're not a bookie
>no on unders
lelelelelelelel fuck
>>69448541
ISIS
>>69448081
It's on sbs
Odds for Portugal winning @90 mins 7.0, should I go for it
>>69441882
All won now.
>>69448661
No Jussi, just no
All I want to do is bet on the game to go to penalties.
Should have got on 2nd half most goals
>MamMOTH miss
psml Gary
The u1.5 fh goals has been the bet of the tournament.
Also just need three more spic corners to make up for me being a mong.
>France SW @ 2.3 now
France will score before the 90 minute right?
This won't be another bore draw will it?
>>69448622
>tfw get paid to sit on my arse watching sport, bantering with staff/customers and eating biscuits all day
>>69449296
I can see them winning 2-0
>>69449296
they better, I put astounding 30€ on it
See ye da just joined twitter
>>69449344
>getting fat while having "banter" with Big Dave and Craigo
truly living the dream
>>69449344
Pay is shit and most people who go to bookies irl are either old peasant spending their pension credit on horses or cretins using the FOBT
It's also dangerous, people working a betting shops have been stabbed
can I bet on moths?
I'm scared for draw at FT
Hold me lads
>>69449458
Why do people do this? Just to quickly hoard followers?
>>69448729
Why not? They aren't getting fucked in the ass out there
>>69449636
don't worry dutchbro, we got this france SW in the bag
#believe
>>69449501
raped and or murdered too.
Shaqiri's goal easily the goal of the tournament. Would put a 10/10 stake on it.
>>69449637
Pretty much.
Someone even fucking did one for the Ewood Park chicken pmsl
>>69449814
Is anfield cat still active?
>>69449798
talking BIG sense here pal
More hyped for Olympics than the Euro desu
Chelmsford 15:45
Dynamo Walt
8/1 e/w
Three-time CD winner and multiple placed efforts. LWM 87, now runs off 77(-5). Drawn in 8 which is ok as he's versatile in his run style. 2lbs lower, drops back in class. Good chance.
>>69449909
>Payet screamer in the last minute to secure an opening game win for the hosts
>>69449485
>Implying Big Dave and Deano aren't top lads
>>69449501
It's only dangerous if you work in some shithole city like Liverpool and London, I work in the quietest shop in the sleepy suburbs of my town.
>>69449344
Very very odd post.
>>69449897
Ye, have to be some bad nonce to keep that running for that long
>>69449947
so SO SOOOOOOOOOOOOO >due
>>69449947
Last of my roll on this. Cba with gambling anymore.
Can someone explain please, what do SW, UAC and DAC mean?
>>69450027
Nah, desu I'm a stooge for a gastropub and Big Dave and Craigo are annoying as fuck
>muh voted leave but secretly wanted remain
>muh free cups of tea because you forgot onions on my burger
>muh I've got the right change lad then proceeds to spill 300 1p's on the counter
Tbh they probably are alright lads, just hate my job
>>69449947
On, cheers m80
>>69450195
SW = Sorry, What
UAC = Uprising Against Communists
DAC = Dire Anus Catastrophe
Get on cards now.
France playing some vicious murderball.
>>69450195
Succulent willy, unreal acca chum and dont accept chinks
>>69450442
Talking big sense here lad. Also
>Clattenburg
>>69450195
Serena Williams.
Ure a cunt
Dizzy anaemic catastrophic
please for the love of god don't fuck this up you fucking frog faggots
Pepe GOAT
>>69450537
lollling@ the last one
thank god euros is over soon, down so much
>>69450228
I used to work in Spoons mate I know how you feel, quitting that shit and working in a bookies was the best possible move for me. Big Dave and Deano are alright when they're not pissed
HUNGARY, ICELAND AND AUSTRIA ALL managed to get a goal past fucking Portugal but France and Wales can't?
What the fuck is happening?!
>>69442484
every single one of these has comes through apart from the shitty Euro
>guy on the field again
How the fuck did Isis not strike yet? Looks like any random Joe can get on the field.
Security literally nil.
>>69450907
Why don't you hedge it then?
Martial FGS is WORLD
>>69450195
sweating watermelons
usurious aqua cretins
delirious annoying cats
who /goodguypepe/ here?
>>69441957
Loving this meme
nuke france
Sweating for cards
Cheering every foul like a goal pmsl
Marilia PLEASE stop being trash
Can always bet on Clattenburg
>>69451600
2222222
France was a mistake
Why is Greaseman taking corners?
Did France not watch any England matches
>>69451700
Need 2 more
>>69450887
Tell me it gets better babe, if I'm hating life at an easy job like that I'm dreading to think how I'm going to be with a graduate job... In reality it will only fuel my gambling habit but mo' money mo' betting
THEY MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY
>>69451847
maybe find a job iin some field you enjoy and are interested in not just any random shit
FFS GREASEKEK
>Greaseman
FUCKING HELL GREASYMAN
>THE GREASEMAN
>>69451847
See >>69451964
It's as simple as that.
DESPERATE to wageslave desu
>>69452289
so SO tez
>>69452289
SO so bad
Need two more spic corners pls
Worried about le 3 grand acca man
Large on LA Dodgers -2.5
No way this doesn't come in
>>69452624
>baseball
Lmao the Blue Jays were supposed to win as well pal
>>69452504
He had the chance to hedge it for guaranteed profit. It's his fault if he ends up being down.
>>69452700
Huh? they won 6-1
fuyuckingm SCORE
this is why france needs more refugees
>>69452470
Sweating the mistake I made
>>69452204
Don't even know what I want to do with my life mate
>bought into the dream of Uni and been sold all these lies about the great opportunities when you graduate
Fuck off Giroud
France are literally going to do me for 50 quid lads, fucking wasters I thought they would at least be competent enough to beat fucking Portugal in 90 minutes.
girpooo
pmsl
>>69452504
cashed out for 4800
>got on o1.5 and France SW
>>69452806
>>bought into the dream of Uni and been sold all these lies about the great opportunities when you graduate
feel bad for u m8. I started earning $1k a week at 18 washing dishes 6 days a week. just chat with my work buds the whole time and wash dishes.
>Eder
Oh God, let's hope meme magic is not real
>>69452965
I'd wash dishes too for 1k a week
Jesus fuck
Why couldn't Hugo tip it over for a corner
o0.5 imminent
>>69452965
Fucking hell, what hours are you doing? I have to smash 40 hour weeks to make 1k a month at my pub job, only problem is half goes into my betfair account and is gone almost instantly
Cash out on France to lift the trophy don't feel like risking pens
Fuck sake, I'm fucked now with France not scoring. Anyone know a payday loan company that pays instantly?
Got a flight tomorrow at 11am and I needed this money for the travel to the airport
>>69453262
Australian minimum wage is ridiculous tbf
Fucking meme magic. Portugal is going to win euros i can feel it.
>>69453338
Lotto shite lad, not worth the risk
>>69453384
The goal WILL come anon. Dubs here will confirm it
Fucking Sissoko really turned it up.
His market value goes up by 5 million after this game.
>>69453100
aussie dollar is lower value to euro though
>>69453262
I was smashing 50 hrs per week. now im on around 35-40 but it's still decent money. aussie dollar is smaller value to british currency though so it's actually smaller than u think
>>69453477
I want to believe, but it'll come in ET not full time
Thought this was a nice bit of BANTER.
>>69453477
o_0
>>69453518
You just know Newcastle are going to sell him
>>69453523
Washing dishes here gets you about 50 euros a week m8....
>>69453404
pmsl at ronaldo's face when he sees portugal winning in the hospital bed
>>69453449
Yeah cashed out for a £8 loss so not too bad
Surely griezmann to score anytime includes ET? How about penalties?
France needs more niggers desu.
>>69453661
You wish lid
>>69453661
If only
>>69453661
In your dreams m8
On my KNEES for 1 more yellow before full time
>>69453723
>>69453726
>>69453736
heh, surely you all are jestering
>>69453755
rui patricio will waste some time lid, no worries
THE WEAK FEAR THE STRONG
How thethe fuck was that not a yellow
>>69453605
my bad, mistook ur flag with beligum.
feelsbadman, immigrate to britbongland or Germany and make $$$
Cashed out, fuck it.
This tournament has been absolute shit lads I just want it to end I can't handle another 30 minutes of this shit.
Need one more French corner or will be down spastics.
DAC
A
C
>>69454053
The acca, fucking marilia 1 shot on goal (the missed penalty)
>>69453985
We're FULL!
>post
MEMES
E
M
E
S
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
BANKROLLING MEMEUGAL
I AM PMSL
SEETHING
>>69454134
Yeah, fuck it. I need to do more research on these Huezil matches.
FUCKING USELESS
>>69442484
How much did you manage to hedge off??
Is the 3K anon alright?
>under 10 corners
>under 1.5 goals
>under 40 points
>france DC
UAC!!!!!!!!
IF I DIDNT PUT PORTUGAL CORNERS INSTEAD OF FRANCE ID BE UP
>they weren't on portugal +0.5
Didn't I tell you lot that it was going to be a draw at 90 mins?
>b-b-but muh Liebermann
rui patricio looking SO much like buffon tbqh
>>69454419
his wife's son going to feel it in his bones
>>69454414
>>69454419
Cashed out for ~4.8k at 60 minutes as the others had all come in
down LOADS, putting it all on the horse tip
>>69454092
Down so much.
Will need to auction off the Mercedes
>lose todays $50 winnings on france
mehh. slavewaging tomorrow for $150
gignac is playing in mexican league. Gj benzema you stupid sandnigger.
Fuck it sticking my money on Portugal to win on penalties fuck France.
Literally the worst game I've ever seen.
Football.
What is this
I think France win it in ET
Time for a meme ET goal
>>69454826
You have not watched a lot of football then. This was a bad match but by no means the worst match even of this tournament nevermind of all time.
>>69454939
I think so too.
DAC, need a payday loan company that can send money within an hour
>both teams already mentally playing for penalties
this 30min is going to be fucking dire
>>69455226
madman
im already regretting putting tenner on it
>>69455226
cash out now, flatanon has been awful.
>>69455358
He's >due lid.
lads thank FUCK for draw no bet
>>69455226
>tfw new to /bet/
I just put £1 e/w on it, I'm not sure if some anon can be trusted.
>>69455226
better start praying now
>ref decides to start giving out cards as birthday presents when it's too late
What did he mean by this?
How the hell was that yellow? He ran in to him like a moron.
NOW the cards come out
>>69455660
fucking joke
>>69455723
If only he'd have given one for the headlock
Martial ET - FGS is WORLD, if he comes on he WILL score.
>tfw my Greaseman bet is somehow still active
God bless meme bookies
need Euan to price up this game for me
Fuck it lads I'm covering all my bases, have both France and Portugal to win on pens and France to win in extra time. Should break even
Portugal to win the trophy @ 2.45 is THE bet
>>69456122
Yea same for me, v v weird
No goal at 1.4 seems pretty good for 15 minutes
>>69456292
Pretty good value at this point
>>69456292
Did you already lose that money?
>>69456292
Where you been lid
>>69456409
Are you watching the game?
>>69456292
imagine france losing
i couldn't stand to watch it
"on va le voir"
great 'tactics' you've got there Deschamps
bankroll portugal now
>>69455226
As a person who actually bets on horses (~500 a year) I would say that going big on one random tip, is almost guaranteed to end in tears.
FUCKING REFBALL
>>69456680
Please translate.
>>69456785
literally means "we will see when we get there"
he said this multiple times
>>69456292
I'm actually following your advice. Full stake.
If portugal had scored that freekick, there would have been no justice in the world.
YEEEEEES
>>69456292
holy shit my sides
What did I say lads?
Fucking meme magic
That young lad nearly won the cup for Portugal but if crynaldo was on the pitch it'd have hit the wall.
BAD GUYS WIN BAD GUYS WIN BAD GUYS WIN BAD GUYS WIN BAD GUYS WIN BAD GUYS WIN BAD GUYS WIN BAD GUYS WIN BAD GUYS WIN BAD GUYS WIN BAD GUYS WIN BAD GUYS WIN BAD GUYS WIN BAD GUYS WIN
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMS
Fuck
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>no on portugal
lelelelelelelel fuck
YES GOD
FUCK FRANCE
Hahahahaahaha
T S U
S
U
WHAT THE FUCK
>>69456292
Reee
>a """""""""""""""portuguese""""""""""""" scores
BASED RONALDO GETTING HIS CUP
>He LITERALLY trusted blacks
OH I AM LAFFIN
DEFEND WITH YOUR LIVES. COME ON. STEP UP AND BE COUNTED.
about to get on portugal and they score, fuck today, fuck off
don't let your memes be dreams
M O T H
O
T
H
>>69456292
Over 1.5 goals is now THE bet
>implying Juveguy can win a bet
>Juveguy actually making the right call
Oh my
>now they bring on Martial
We did it, we won a bet
WE
>>69458145
Almost
>>69458145
inb4 france cheeky goal
Down SO much
All my tennis winnings gone
>Only bet I didn't cover was Portugal to win in extra time
I think I'm done with betting for a while lads
>Greaseman still taking corners
It's like they don't want to score
Can anyone please explain how I was about to cash my £50 bet on france as Tournament Winners out for £110 after the portugal goal?
Portugal playing with 2 coaches kek
>>69458324
Still time lid
WE
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WUZ
U
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KANGZ
A
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>they laughed at me when I said Portugal has the best defense in the tournament
>lost £300 on the draw
>£40 left in account
>put it on Eder to score the first goal @ 17.0
Holy shit, I'm.....I'm actually up!
>THE CITY OF MARTIAL
>>69457641
He didn't play more than 5 minutes
ISIS WHEN
>>69458727
lol
>le suddenly get cramps to kill the game off meme
>>69458793
But he willed them to the finals.
Even if he didn't do anything, just having the presence of a player of his caliber makes everyone play better.
>>69458901
Now
>>69458973
Yeah...nah
>Ronaldo is not a team player
This guy is the true goat
>>69458973
nibs
>>69459151
Can you imagine Messi ever doing something like this?
>>69459151
only virgins hate Ronaldo m8
>>69458793
He is a player coach now
>>69459151
Fuck Messi to be honest
>tfw was going to bet on Portugal winning but bet place wasn't doing Eurocup
Well fuck me
>>69458857
TSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
T S U
S
U
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
TSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
pmsl @ pepe
NEW because shitposting will kill us in like 3 mins flat
>>69459718
>>69459718
>>69459718
>>69459718
>that gay trainer guy with ronaldo again
>pepe puking
kek
Can we bet on the Olympics?
>>69459151
No he isn't.
>>69445889
Hup
Hup
Hup
Hup
