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>>69502517
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
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http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf (embed)
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
First for NEVER using self-service checkouts
>>69509840
please explain why
Reposting:
give me a good bet to wake up to tomorrow, lads
last two digits of the bet I pick shall decide the stake
i'll even take the muggy shit
>>69509853
Takes away VITAL low skilled jobs.
>>69509883
Blame minimum wage laws.
Going to BE SICK.
hi guys, what are some bets one can make on the next russian elections? i look for leicester type of odds, 5000+
>>69509901
Not sure I'll get elected to Parliament doing that pal.
>>69509866
Palmeiras
Atletico Goianiense
Deportivo Tolima
Columbus Crew
4fold multi returns over 11.0 odds everywhere
>>69509950
Deportes Tolima* sorry
>>69509950
>>69509973
I'd really like the bets to be settled by tomorrow morning
>>69510043
>I'd really like the bets to be settled by tomorrow morning
betting is a longterm game, there are no shortcuts to success, remember hans?
>>69509866
Got a couple of potentials tonight, waiting on teamsheets. Lost too much on fucking Notts County.
>>69510043
then just do the first two games hanzfriend they kick off over the next couple of hours
>>69510110
did so, splashed 50€ on them, I better wake up happy tomorrow
Leiknir Reykjavik PLEASE score goals.
>>69510148
Was just going to post this desu
>>69509840
>he doesn't "accidentally" bag up an item without scanning it, and if the supervisor lady notices it and starts bitching, he doesn't just leave a pile of groceries from all over the store there for her to clean up
Need 2 Leiknir goals pmsl
Why is everyone on TT ESL?
NEED my bets to win or it's boiled potatoes and rice for the rest of the month
>>69510395
ill take 1 at this point
NEED a goal in this leiknir match
HAHAHAA ONLY GOT ON HODURS LOSING TIP
THE ONYL LOSING TIP OUT OF FIVE PMSL
OVERSTAKED BY ACCIDENT TOO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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NEED 333333333333333333333
down half a cunt
>>69510426
>dissing potatoes
man's perfect food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PgBL8f87FE
Just chiming in to say that if you didn't get on Vídir when I said so, tears all round.
>>69497420
>>69510773
The state of that reasoning.
>>69510759
talking BIG sense here pal
>>69510759
NEED to buy some potatoes
All I need is a Hass tip, a Hass tip tonight,
all I need is a Hass tip, to make everything alright.
>>69510803
Don't need to be a Nobel laureate to find games with value lad
>>69510924
>value
Ha, good one!
Tip for tomorrow, but it's Finnish teams and they just can't be trusted when you bet on them.
{VPS Vaasa} v PK-35 @ 2.00
VPS are a solid home team winning their last four, and PK are bottom of the league and inconsistent away from home. VPS should win pretty comfortably but again, it's Finland, so they can't be trusted.
>>69511004
Cheers, Soccerway.
>>69511004
Bookies hate him. Pseudos have discovered a revolutionary new shortcut to free money. If you're not profitable in Asia, try this... www.soccerway.com
>>69509938
Parnas lmao
>>69511026
>>69511066
I'll freely admit I just take their shit, run it through a function and take misplaced odds.
It's worked for me so far.
Juve Tryhards Day 14 Summary
Start: £20
Current: £108
Day: -£37
Bad day. Can't elaborate.
>>69511094
Did you do a big fat lay on a favourite and your luck ran out?
>much text rendering
had to zoom out to fit it all in
>>69511117
No... not sure where the money's gone tbqh. Might have added up wrong. Think I overstaked TT but still
>>69511118
>>69511155
me gusta
Ah yeah, lost £25 trying to trade a tennis game early morning.
>>69511118
Put 200 on Maiz -2 accidentally PMSL, now I have 300 on Switchbacks.
Kill me
>>69511187
the fuck is wrong with him
>>69511216
Generations of inbreeding I think
>>69511231
Hass please see
>>69510887
>>69511187
the whole "i would crawl a mile of broken glass just to" etc etc ladbible, facebook meme, fucking SHITE does my head in. would LOVE to test his fucking chin
>>69511242
30 minutes la
>>69511250
would you walk a mile of broken glass to test it?
Christian Rees such a character.
>>69511263
pmsl
>>69511118
Appreciate the tip, just find it funny that he mentions the temperature, 30°C shouldn't be a problem at all.
>>69511250
its just copied from 4chan as with all memes
>>69511263
i would dig up my dead grandma and skull fuck her just to be able to flick his ear on a cold winter morning
>>69511118
Got on at 1.4
>>69511279
Mackers has proven in the past to literally not understand what temperature means.
how old is christian rees? SURELY he has some sort of brain damage?
>>69511285
pmsl
>>69511279
Or the fact they don't know much about Colorado.
>>69511317
not sure, seems about 19-20 and just saw these jokes on Lad bible or something similar and thinks its hilarious to repeat them forever
average IQ of PGA is around 95 so he prob fits in
>>69511118
>>69511155
>Under 3.5
>Either Mackers wins or Derfell wins
Not a fan of this situation.
Can the ref award a half goal so neither of them win?
>>69511384
He's probably the king of bants there, what a legend
Hi guys, I'm due to play at least half an hour in a traded friendly tomorrow (not naming my club for obvious reasons).
Just out of interest, how easy would it be for this match to be fixed and how would it happen? Through players of staff?
>>69511384
thanks lad.
>95
a bit generous 2bh.
>>69511387
Oh fuck, yeah, Derfbro tipped it. I'm on both now
>>69511399
message me on TT, eleanor Rugby
>>69511384
link to PGA pls
>>69511399
So so easy if you're the keeper
>>69511419
http://www.pgadvice.com
>>69511399
What position do you play?
Bet on overs and just keep letting people past and making "mistakes", give fouls away etc.
PLEASE tell us
>>69511419
Message Finnie on FB she's James Mckeowns secretary
guys im the unluckiest shit ever
should I start tipping on TT so u guys can bet against me for maximum profit?
>>69511457
>christian rees not top
zzzzzzzzz
>>69511399
Fairly easy, you what position are you in.
If you're a defender you can do shit like deliberately give away a corner in a 15 minute window.
If you're a striker boot it straight of play from kickoff (you can bet first action being a throwi n)
great patter on the pga tinder thread pmsl
loving the OP image
>>69511514
>patter
stop this
>>69511509
>>69511455
I'm probably gonna be played somewhere across the midfield, just wondering if any of the other lads could have taken money on the side.
Laying every other labour candidate should be free money right? Jezza will probably stay
>it's a '/bet/ falls for low quality bait' episode
Are PSG genuinely @1.75 to beat West Brom at home?
>>69511577
>no Ibra
>>69511577
>at home
tears at me
Woe is me
>>69511577
Wait for the line-ups. Most of their team must be on vacations so they'll probably field the kids or something.
>HASS
WHAT THE FUCK
>>69511722
LITERALLY HAVE ONE GOALSCORER
>Atlético GO already losing
I don't know lads. My bets won't come in tonight. I'm going to bed, if they don't come, tomorrow I'll say my goodbyes to my mates and visit a bridge. Farewell, probably won't be coming back here.
>>69511722
What's he on now pmsl?
>>69511779
Pheonix handi.
Actually considering backing them now from 0-1 down
>>69511799
nah
>try to get on HASS tip
>robot lady doesn't confirm me and Boston score
Tybr and got on a goal down and now 1111
>>69511799
In hindsight I should have waited, they always seem to go down in the first half, but they seemed to be dominating and I didn't want to miss a goal like I did earlier today when the Bucks played TFC
If I'm setting up asia accounts, should I be using asianconnect or just dealing with them individually myself?
Hajduk Split +0 looks like very good value in the EL
Iasi are a meme team that finished 7th in the league last season and are only playing in Europe because 3 other better teams got banned from competing in Europe.
>>69511896
Has to be through a broker for the UK. Not sure about the Irish though
>>69511896
How to join Asianconnect
JAMES MCKEOWN·FRIDAY, 22 APRIL 2016
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Using my affiliate link: http://asianconnect88.com/register/?pk_kwd=JMckeown
Sign up with your country as "CHAD"
Only depositing via Skrill
Signing up through the affiliate link also generates you 0.05% commision paid back to you on turnover (Paid on the 2nd of each month for Asianodds and Skype broker).
Account options available:
Asianodds: (You can place bets on here through SINGBET, PINNACLE, BETISN, IBCBET, SBOBET, GA288) - Highly reccomended
Individual accounts - The above accounts seperately with different logins - Much more of a hassle. Would only bother with Pinnacle possibly as Matches/Markets only on Pinnacle are not currently displayed on Asianodds.
Skype Broker - Minimum stake is £250 so can only use it if you’re betting above that. Useful to use to bet on the move, also they update bets in your spreadsheet so its an easy way to keep track of your figures. Imo better to use for pre-game betting than in-play as odds can drop quickly inplay and it may take them 1-2 minutes to place your bet for you. Quicker to place yourself.
Just gave my bird a right good shagging
Am I, dare I say it, elite?
Just had a look over at /trb/. No idea why the janny targets us with bans. They're not even talking about sport.
>>69511951
Because there's a nonce in here sat there reporting posts.
>>69511907
I already have a few individual accounts set up but I'll use the broker if it makes things more convenient
>>69511917
Thanks
>>69511951
because /trb/ is full of fellow autists but we are all alpha lads so they hate us cause they aint us
>>69511951
Probably because he posts in here regularly (euan)
My model telling me to put money on a first half goal in the game between Palmeiras and Santos
#alwayslistentothemodel
#hardwork
#dedication
#letsmakemoney
>>69512044
Does your model include top scorers not playing?
>>69512066
My model includes making a lot of money, you little bitch. Take it or leave it.
>>69511999
Trips confirms
Atletico GO completely rotated front line and Londrina don't seem to be attacking anymore and just want to hold onto the win. Can't see another goal in this
Dilemma. Who do I pay for next month? Euan, TT or UBC?
>>69512044
>>69512066
There it is, my first half goal.
#ALWAYStrustthemodel
Easy money.
>>69512133
ask yourself do you want value, winners or yield?
>>69512133
>TT
He's going to be exposed so bad
>>69512149
I want money and lots of it.
>>69512149
KEK
Portland look fucking SHIT. I'm going to bed, will update this loss in the morning in the spready
>>69512083
>>69512144
>1,50
Yes very well played zzz
>>69512185
Exactly. Since you first replied to me I've already made more money than a minimum wage worker does in a day.
Meanwhile you're sitting here counting your losses. Just tail next time bro.
Just woke up. WTB to chase away the blues?
>>69512256
Equity at its best, really you should invest, these tanglible things expire don't you expect?
>>69512133
UBC. Is there any other answer? Euan such a fraud and TT, who knows how he'll be paid.
>>69512149
This. Value from Euan. Winners and high odds from TT and yield from UBC.
My model expecting a Santos goal this match but telling me it's risky. I'll just pass and see if my model is right.
>>69512311
>Implying I haven't already invested
Doubt you can invest with 500 dollars in anything
>>69512351
Invest in yourself.
>>69512377
>>69512311
>>69512144
>>69512044
Jesus Christ I literally CANNOT stop getting dubs!
>>69512133
If they're actually making you money, surely you can throw a few quid at them? If not, why would you bother?
>>69512453
Much easier following 1 person. And I'm pretty lazy with spread sheets and shit.
I feel like being in /bet/ gives us an air of shrewdness that we dont actually possess.
I am just laughing to myself about r/soccerbetting, and then became aware I havent made good consistent profit for months.
Hmmm.
>>69512863
top lel. ktf
Would LOVE another Portland goal
>>69512863
I'm not a smug mug like you, but I haven't actually placed a bet in about a week, and before that I can't even remember. Haven't had a red month this year. I just can't find the time or motivation to research so I just shitpost here instead
>>69512863
You mean we're a group of pseudo-shrewdies? We've been aware of this for years
>>69512967
I suppose this is the best way of putting it.
>>69512951
I'm the same desu. Except for I just needed money so thats why I stopped and have zero motivation to start over with a small roll
>>69512907
Boston penalty pmsl
CANNOT win a bet pmsl
>Boston penalty
Cant make this shit up
>the brown city of Hassan
Parana?
>>69513368
Worth a gander but reckon it'll be a draw
if Portland get one more, I will suck Hass's grey/brown dick
>>69513533
This fucking game kek
>>69513636
Reminds me of the Oakleigh Cannons match this morning, except we won that time :(
>>69513636
Im on Palmeiras v Dantos but lol that game changes score every time i check it. It was even 2-3 Boston then corrected back to 2-2 at one point
Now 3-3
Betting is so sketchy. Glad I'm not one of you nutcases.
>Perma-addiction help and suicide hotline in the OP
>>69513782
I bet you're a hoot at parties
NEED these chinks to come through.
>>69513900
>racism
>>69513927
Nice proxy Lieberman
In all seriousness, I love east Asians. Makoto Ochi is my favourite tennis player.
>>69513900
>>69513958
TennisTipster why do you keep evading your ban?
>>69514026
Goodnight x
>>69514069
Don't use your trip for the duration of the ban or you are going to get banned for ban evading
>>69513958
Give me ONE SOLID reason why I shouldn't get you banned for ban evasion for a rather long time.
>>69514171
I like you
UBC so SO hard to follow
>>69511934
Weren't you criticizing me yesterday about betting 5 euros, here you are literally doing exactly the same?
>>69511118
>>69511155
Mackers on suicide watch
Lost on -.5 on Portland
Won on 0 for Santos after the score was 1-0
Making a profit is so so T E Z
>>69513958
Literally not me. Besides, using a proxy is illegal in Japan.
Is Peter Webb a virgin?
FUCK SAKE
Why did no one say the SE Asia university games were on ? ? ?
>>69514789
Why would you even bother? Look at the shitty odds.
>>69514789
We were all betting on it like 2 or 3 days ago.
Like the East Timor handi based on their performance against Thailand the other day and the fact that Laos are fucking tez but then again East Timor were shit in 2nd half so they might slow down in second half as they did against Thailand so maybe FH handi
>>69514814
Here. Is. Your. (You).
Now never @ me again until you actually learn something
>>69514858
Damn missed everything it seems, I'm completely out the loop here . Still worth looking into the other fixtures too you reckon?
>>69515058
There's nothing to learn. If you actually watched the previous matches, you'd know that 1) the goals are scored, usually equally, in the first half and 2) they slow down in the second half and it becomes a literal guessing game (odds don't seem to matter much at all).
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MAINZ PMSL
someone post PGA comments
>>69515058
Info is super sparse so its more just watching the games which are getting streamed on youtube and trying to be a JUDGE but they've done pretty well with them so far. Also its not a very big tournament so not a lot of games to judge.
Can see Thailand maybe getting overrated a bit and East Timor getting underrated slightly but prices are gonna be pretty close to correct.
Some Nipp matches coming soon.
why didnt i lay
The real joke is people who bet unironically bet on friendlies
>>69515229
"down huge"
Asia pls, just get out there
>>69515227
Here are my bets
>>69515238
nibs
>>69515238
Btw, thanks for the HK Kopavogur vs Huginn tip last night; covered my losses.
>>69515281
I might have a go too.
>>69515104
Are you telling me you've been following this tournament?
>>69515168
Yeah nothing seems to be immediately showing up apart from the YouTube stuff. Might just try JUDGE if they actually get started
>>69515238
Here. Is. Your. (You).
Going to try not to lose £1k on this Uni game like last time.
>>69515301
Just seen a couple when people posted them here.
>>69515312
So no then
Please post more PGA :')
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>>69515354
More than enough to know that I'm not touching it.
>>69515304
>delayed ko
Going to bed.
Enjoy lads :)
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pmsl
>>69515398
Stick to your 10 fold accas then pmsl
>>69515429
No, I'm done with those.
>>69515419
Need to see PGA commentary
>>69515413
Good shout
Dunno why this bit of nostalgia came back to me but its just betting on a different university games and its saddening how far /bet/ has fallen since even last year
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/60089534/
Night lids x
NEED
PGA
CAPS
>>69515566
I remember this game. Still one of my all time favs. Was definitely shrewder last year desu.
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>>69515746
pmsl
would rape christian rees future daughters for PGA caps right now
>>69515746
PMSL
Was so tempted to pull the gun but after last night's bad streak I hestiated
>>69515746
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>2000 metres
>+30c Weather
>"Gruelling Colorado workout"
What did he mean by this?
HAHAHAHA THAT MAINZ TIP HOW WAS THAT, CHECKING SCORES AND ITS THE FIRST TIME I'VE BURST INTO SO MUCH LAUGHTER IN A WHILE
thanks for the laughs /bet/
>>69516108
Yep pretty sure everyone is up from laying tez Macker's tips.
Please for the love of god, somebody post PGA caps pmsl
>>69516398
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>>69516145
this desu, mackers creates great value for laying his tips
Can't believe people pay for this shite
You can make up stories like that about any game and make it sound good
Sendai-urawa overs looks like a good bet. According my soccerway equivalent their previous encounters have been quite the goalfests
>>69516915
Unders is in then. It's due
>>69516915
I asked around and talked to my Japanese clients (a bit of small talk) and came up with this 4 Fold acca. The other matches were uncertain, but based on previous results and current form, they said that this is a reasonably safe bet.
Basically on underdogs for Newport tomorrow.
Groth 2.90 - Mannarino had a bit of trouble with Duckworth's serving and Groth is a level above
Burgos 2.50 - Burgos on grass isn't the best but this quality opponent he should handle
Young 1.57 (Young has had a great grass season)
Dancevic/Karlovic Over 25 1.90 - two massive servers 7-6 7-6 not out of the question
>>69516859
How are they held accountable for giving away shit tips like this?
Queensland Maroons. H2H LARGE
NSW Blues bringing in a lot of new faces to the squad, you simply can't chop and change when it comes to Origin. QLD will win.
>>69518873
This better not be a repeat of yesterday's Oakleigh cannon.
>>69517790
/pol/'s brave dudi sela v rajeev poo in loo ram o2.5@ 2.5 has rmmt (really made me think)
>>69509950
someone hunt that man and all of his family down
Mackersss
Down insane
>>69519073
It's not.
Lads, my time in Tokyo is almost up. Is there anything I can do before I go?
Can't wait for the Maribor - Levski Sofia match tomorrow
Levski's team is DIRE and the coach himself admits that he needs another 4 starters to be ready for the Bulgarian league, not to mention Europa.
If someone can confirm to me that Maribor has a half decent team I'm betting my donkey on this one.
>>69519312
Have you made a trip to soapland?
>>69519312
Participate in one of those 50 man bukkakes?
whos worth following on Tipstertube?
i got mathworks, TennisTipster (who has been GREAT), and >Derfell
TT is going paid because hes jewish so FUCK
>>69519371
Hass. UBC
>>69519315
Maribor looks decent. Made solid transfers, team looks more fresh than last season and they finally got rid of some dead weight players.
Home ground advantage does not mean much for MB in Euro qualies but I guess they should win this game at least 1:0.
>>69519371
TT is just a top lad.
I doubt he is actually going paid.
>>69519422
Gonna put a medium on Maribor to win it and Levski not to score then
>>69519442
PRAYING that he doesn't, top top lad
>>69519496
He went "paid" as in he locked his account like Hass did but just send him an invite and ask him to accept your acc on /bet/ and he will.
need these japanese games to come through or no more personal trainer for my wife
>>69519317
Huh?
>>69519323
No, thanks.
>>69519572
Cuck shed is going to lose its heating if Jap games lose for me senpai.
>>69519572
My friend Kouji Yahakoshi said they would.
>>69519644
been to a traditional japanese bar? try some good sake, eat freshly made onomikyakif or something.
go to the large crossing and shout something. try to eat a full meal in a convenience store. They'll be sushi, onigiri and so many other foods.
Go to a traditional japanese market.
Ride a bike with the commuters.
Go fishing in a koi garden.
take a bullet train and take photos
>>69519671
Done most of that, except for the shouting thing. Well, I do take the piss out of every store owner when they go all: "Konichiwa...kasemas" or whatever they're saying. It actually really annoys me.
>>69519690
the country is so homogeneous, do you hate it?
Just saw the Colorado - Mainz result.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69519708
I don't hate it and I can sleep here with my front door unlocked. It's very safe.
I just genuinely miss Europe; even considering the shitty state it's in. It'll always be home; well, next to Israel.
WHATS THE BET GOOO GAAGAA
>>69519735
v v odd post
>>69519205
trusting this fella
>DAC on Hass's tips
>Chase on TennisTipster and Mackers
>both lose
Don't think I'm ever going to have a profitable day again boys
lads, j league starts in an hour and i have NO tips and the only tipster who has posted something is >derfell
i am FUMING, anyone got europa league cheeky fixes?
>>69519925
I posted something too, but just ignore me. I'm just a sad old Jew.
>>69519924
We need
EUAN
U
A
N
>>69519941
you're insufferable, did you ever consider that
somehow more annoying than juveguy, congrats
>>69519941
>sad old Jew
come on mate. You are Jehovah's chosen people. The God of Abraham, Isaac, Joseph and David is with you. You're nation is Israel because you fought with God and won.
You are not a sad old Jew, you are a proud and rich Jew.
Btw, are you a practicing Jew?
>>69519924
Not all of TT's chink tips lost though, just about broke even on them
Get on the Dudi Sela hype train vs Pajeet Pam or whatever he's called
>>69519967
Thanks for the uplifting message; I'll think about you in my prayers. Yes, I am a practicing Jew.
>>69519962
I hope an Emu attacks you.
>>69519925
Romania posted his tips. Check the last thread.
>>69519994
please spoonfeed
>>69519994
i have a dota 2 betting discord open and everyone there has openly attacked me for posting tips and fixes. what the fuck is wrong with your countrymen? i explicitly told them that Mark Hunt would toss the fight against Lesnar a few hours before the fight, to not move the lines and they got salty and hurled abuse. PMSC lad\
>>69519986
heil hitler
>>69520011
On my phone so you have to do it yourself.
>>69520015
on my phone as well, hence me asking
>>69520014
Why do you think I am here instead of there?
new meme: we pronounce zeballos' last name with a lisp
theballoth! vamoth theballoth!
>>69520020
idk, i thought it was only phillipinos who were psychotic
>>69519986
SUCH a character
>>69519976
Chinks so so horrible last night.
>>69520024
Your mistake was thinking nationality or race has anything to do with it. It is the gambling addiction that fuels the psychosis.
>wake up
>NONE of my bets won
where's the nearest bridge la
>>69520071
Don't jump off a bridge; let's build bridges and unite our peoples.
>>69520071
London bridge
Gonzalez PLEASE
42 minutes till J League starts. I hope you're getting on the bet of the century!
SO much on Western Pride.
>>69520099
which is ?
Wtb?
>>69520105
This: >>69517736
>>69519205
Reminder this is the guy who said Brisbane were going to beat Melbourne and they lost 48-6
Lmao
>>69520093
looking so so DIRE
>>69520071
>just bet the opposite of what you usually would
>profit
its not rocket science bro
>>69520115
which is the safest?
Chasing wih western pride handis
>>69520144
No it isnt, but we goys need to trust jew magic
NEED gonzalez break
are other australians getting the queensland npl bet? Im not getting it on bet365
>>69520163
Nope
Went from 5 to 30 to 10
feels shit lads, thought i could make it to 40 to cash out
>>69520167
whats going on are we banned from it
>>69520144
Yokohama one.
Had a dream last night. Was raped by a large and terrifying man. His name? Bookie.
Like the G Osaka Overs @2.05, also Urawa but odds are 1.65 rn I think.
>>69520184
Got the accy @13. Have faith in ya
ffs TT baka desu senpai
>>69520219
ON my hands and knees lid. Also tennis matches are 1 set long.
>>69520216
:D
Also, trying to post a tip on the winner at full-time. Why won't it let me?
>>69520233
Idk, it worked for me
>>69520233
Heard people say it's bugged
>>69520240
>>69520241
Hmm, I think there's some conspiracy at play.
might be worth doing tiny each way doubles on the high odds horses for the south african races - starts in a few minutes. do different ones, as they can surprise often.
>>69520244
probably one of your kike friends
Euan winrate since going paid (30 days ago): 52%
Profit: 14.5
HOPE he can turn this around or he'll surely lose a chunk of his followers next month
>>69520253
Will he finally be outed as a fraud?
>>69520258
Just showing how new you are really. Euan has provided so many big wins and memorable nights. You have provided nothing but still call him a fraud.
>>69520258
Yes.
Is this why Bulgaria bro is hiding?
>>69520264
>You have provided nothing
I have provided Juve with money.
>>69520269
Hahaha
makes you think........huh
NOT SURE WHAT TO PICK
>>69520277
Cuck
>>69520303
Shut up AusWORM
>>69520291
I only picked Urawa, I didn't bet on half of the matches; didn't feel safe!
Miss TT and Euan
Those SEA Uni games are fixed as fuck
o.3.5 (0:2 )with 7 minutes to go was getting smacked hard, than 2 quick goals in extra time
Two more games in an hour, will be watching odds like a hawk
>>69520334
TT is active, he just followed me on TipsterTube.
Annnd finally Singapore again
WTB Singapore bro?
>>69520346
Think he's posting as anon tbqh
And the nip matches are live!
>>69520353
He's literally posting with a trip called "TT" until his usual trip gets unbanned
So far it's been an exciting match:
http://ifirstrow.eu/watch/448797/1/watch-kawasaki-frontale-vs-albirex-niigata.html
>>69520347
Not Singapore for sure.
>Kashima already up
Glad I got on this one
Over 2.5 would also bring me joy
J League is far more entertaining than anything European.
>>69519976
Only got on his large
>>69520456
>got on his large
Dirty
>>69520454
Be a lad and post here when Urawa score, I can't keep track of the games but I can check on the thread every once in a while
>>69520469
I will. Only watching one game though, I'll check my other tab sometimes.
Tosu just scored.
Olivo injured. Come on now Gonzalez
>>69520518
vV good news
Kobe scored. Literally wat.
Juve laying horses: 6/6
Uttox 14:15 - LAY Magna Cartor @ 4.7
>>69520534
How much would it set you back if a favorite won?
>>69520531
;_;
Getting a train in a few minutes but Bentleigh Greens SW @1.9 is decent
>>69520534
>laying a horse that isn't the favourite
why?
>>69520553
I don't think he's laying favourites
>>69520577
Doesn't make sense, they'll get back.
>>69520553
This one isn't a favourite, usually they are.
>>69520593
They better
Worried that after two years of gambling I might have my first losing month :(
Just got into college pmsl
>>69520637
Pmsl, well done liddo.
>>69520637
graz
>>69520637
The hardest part for me was getting out
>>69520582
>Scored as staking
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
MAXIMO YOU UTTER SHITE
You must be shitting me. A lucky floater.
uuuh shlomo whats going on here
gambling no longer profitable
>>69520645
>>69520649
thank
>>69520662
that's the point, but at least college is free here so as long i use my time alright it should be decent either way
gonlalez you fucking wetback
Down so soooo much. The bet was meant to chase losses after my last attempt to chase losses had failed..
HOLY SHIT.. WHAT A GOAL
>@soccer_psychic - Soccer Psychic - £10/month for 'guaranteed profit', no proof of profitability whatsoever.
Hmm.. Could it be?
>>69520738
pmsl.
>>69520749
Guy behind it.
COULD it be our man?
>>69520768
what a fat head.
NEED Urawa goals NOW
>>69520781
You first half goals or full match?
>>69520738
>the irony of this post
>>69520814
2.5 over?
>>69520829
yes, u on it 2????
>>69520835
No, they're not a team that scores a lot anyway. brb, shower.
went LARGE on black on roulette PLEASE WIN
>>69520851
noooooooooooo
>>69520863
>>>69520851
>noooooooooooo
TEARS.
>>69520863
>>69520851
time to wonga pmsl
down 2k before i've had my lunch
>>69520863
BLACKED
>>69520903
>>69520875
landed on fucking 0
this acca sure is amazing xD
Urawa goal any minute now.
>>69521053
Fuck off you Dutch fuck
>>69521097
>yokohama
>safe
;__;
Uh Kobe.
>the city of Yokohama
why was this place not nuked?
>Jeonbuk red
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?
>>69521124
>>69521150
Honestly, this doesn't make sense at all.
Yokohama scored. What's going on?
>>69521164
Seriously can not remember the last time there was a red or a pen in my favor. Just want to end it all.
>>69521179
Will apologise if this wins
PMSL
2 goals in 2 minutes
Fuck my life
>>69521168
You said you were looking for some Japanese things to try out before leaving the country
May I suggest seppuku?
>>69521224
Kek
>tfw used money I don't actually have at this moment to place my bets
>tfw they're losing
uh oh
>>69521224
How dare you say anything? I lost 20 euros on a tip you gave. Besides, your tips haven't been good either.
>>69521194
what's your roll now? seem to be betting quite a lot
>>69521260
Just over £100
JUST
>>69521245
>Bucheon score
>Albirex score
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm so fucked.
Literally refballed.
>>69521263
>given £100
>bankroll is now £100
Have you ever made money betting?
>>69521249
There are literally two Bulgarians in these threads mate, I never post tips
As for the other guy, I lost money on his tip as well so we're in the same boat
>trusting Balkan tipsters on ANY sport
>>69521263
do you have a target/goal? or are you just going to plod along
>>69521275
Just honestly doesn't make sense. It really doesn't.
This is the first time this team scores goals in the last 4 games; and they score when I've got money on it. Of course.
Genuinely need a quick death v v soon
>>69521285
SHAKEN. 2 Bulgarians. 2 Portuguese. 2 Croatians.
>>69521293
4 digits
>>69521283
not YET
>>69521324
>4 digits
and then you'll stop?
>>69521321
Starting to sound like a TALL tale
>>69521318
LOVE this gimmick. This man can not win a bet.
Only money I've made today is on Derfell O2.5 tips on the J-League
Another goal in the Kashima game and I might actually have dough to bet on PSG tonight
>>69521335
that's the plan
>>69521345
TT posting style detected.
>>69521352
shame about urawa though considering he is 7/10 on it
>>69521361
Juve, how are we going to tackle the problem that is Japanese match prediction? I'm quite flustered to be honest with you lad.
>>69521345
2 bets and the @6 and @8.50 outsiders win..
>>69521364
I don't get that. He's on 'over 2.5', right?
>>69521361
LMAO, caught me. Very interested to find out how you knew?
>>69521400
yes
>>69521411
Can tell by the syntax desu
Need a big big day today
>>69521433
I really don't get that. They're not a high scoring team.
A couple of months ago I went to my friends party which was joint with his flatmates. About 20 minutes after we got there the housemate started banging on a glass with a fork and one of my friends got everyone to quiet down assuming it was a speech.
The guy then says “there are too many people here that I dont know” and told me and most of my friends to leave.
>>69521442
Think they had like 8/9 o2.5 away games last season
NEED 1 (one) goal in the Kashiwa game PLEASE
>>69521463
Only two games this season though. I think that's breaking my predictions, not enough data.
>>69521470
Need a Nagoya goal.
PMSL. On my KNEES.
Just placed a 5 fold accy on the ganes to remain draws, wonder how long it takes for someone to score
>>69521499
I thought the point of sending you half the world away was so you limit your shitposting to when we're asleep
NEED Kawasaki miracle win
KAWASAKE DESU
>>69521470
congratd
>>69521499
Good luck. Good odds tho win 7 min left
Holy shit.. Kawasaki and Yokohama equalized.. This fucking league.
>>69521435
Will try be more normal. Same lid. Heads completely gone.
>>69521533
Bro it's 947pm here, but I did wake up at 630 kek
h e l p
>>69521537
That goal literally bought me a beer desu
Think I'll put the money on a tennis match instead though
>>69521537
wrong game, got my hopes up then
>>69521576
Fucken degenerate
What's happening with your election right now?
Nose starts bleeding, really not feeling well
>>69521594
Who do you owe money to?
>>69521593
No idea, assume the Coalition won
>>69521594
Got the same thing, but with my eyes
>>69521594
Same with my ass
Urawa scored, rofl
>>69521449
PMSL.
>>69521625
FUCK
U
C
K
>>69521449
V v strange man
YESSSS MY BET IS SAVED
>>69521449
Why would you kick the DJ out of your own party?
Yokohama scored again
YOKOHAMA KEK
Love the nips. J-League actually decent though
>>69521594
same boat lid, can't win a bet, feel like shit, why are the weight of emotions skewered so negatively when it comes to betting? nice winning, but feel little emotion when up loads but feel like death when running this badly
>90 + 3 Urawa goal
That is. I am off to the nearest stage. This is fucking bullshit.
OMG YOU JEW CUNT GENIEUS. JEW MAGIC
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
KAWASAKIIIIII HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING RETARDED LEAGUE
LIEBERMANN YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
HOLY SHIT LIEBERMAN WTF I LOVE JEWS NOW
>>69521657
Wonder if that Jap striker that Arsenal bought will score this much desu
I'M SHAKING
>>69521637
he was told to leave, because he was caught looking for greasy fivers on the floor.
>get on one of the only games that doesn't have o2.5
>>69521698
Did the accy actually win?
Got too much of my BR on one bet.
I need to wank to release the tension.
But I'm so much of an addict I can only get off if I'm taking a gamble on it. Dubs decides what I fap to
>>69521720
yes..........
GUANGZHOU EVERGRANDE to win
KAWASAKI!
The blessing of Jacob really does pass though your nation! (not being sarcastic rn)
>>69521694
maybe. Don't want woolwich to do well however, absolute scum.
Plently of quality Japanese players
>>69521720
Yes lad... 3 games scoring from '88 minute and on
love being DAC on Romanian tips
L I E B E R M A N
Fuck I only put a quid on that meme accy @13
>>69521752
I know that fucking feel as well.
Should have trusted the jew.
STILL making a small loss, even with that Kawasaki win, but no longer a big issue.
Feel sick to my stomache that Liebermann won his acca though.
>>69521743
Absolutely did NOT mean that seppuku comment earlier lid, just pulling your leg.
Followed you on TT for more blessed tips
>>69521698
I'M SHAKING. LITERALLY
I came here after the mediocre bets from last night and just numbly bet on what I saw tipped, without even researching. I was ready to end it all. And now this guys just scored in injury time. This acca just payed off all my losses from yesterday. I'm shaking.
Thank you base Jew
Reminder that all the three trips that gave me money (Derfel, Lieber, TT) have turned into JUDGES post-payment. It's real-life magic.
is there a way to place only bonus bet on bet 365?
LOVE Lieber
>>69521780
>asking for money in such a roundabout, elegant way
I see what you're doing there
>>69521780
>forgetting euan
>>69521780
ALL of them will regress to the mean soon and you will be back to 0 again, PMSL.
>>69521819
>£2.89
>>69521756
It's all good lad.
>>69521764
I'm only getting started. Unlike Euan, I'm not a fraud.
>>69521766
Why? Did you eat something bad?
>>69521771
Thanks for the follow! If only TT would actually let me post matches.. sigh.
>>69521774
I'm glad you made your money back! All we are here for is to help each other!
>>69521780
I'll get you your fiver, lad!
>>69521802
:)
>>69521825
"no"
>>69521831
Every little helps, you ungrateful prick
Is bettingin golf a meme? these top finish markets have decent odds
>>69521875
fuck off tesco shill
>>69521843
Do you have a TT, lid? Also, do your accas usually come in?
>sportsbet have opened a market for the first location in Australia to ban Pokemon Go
WTB LADS
>>69521872
Yes you strange little man.
>didn't get on Guangzhao becayse you were waiting for music to finish
Ebin
>>69521888
My TT is Lieberman, but it's being buggy.
My accas usually don't come in, but this is the first time I've done proper research.
>>69521736
HOPE you got on THIS BET
>>69521887
Better tips. Better bets. Papa Juve
>>69521890
bendigo.
>people unironically blindly follow an accy posted Liebermann who has done nothing but shows he's completely clueless
THE STATE OF THIS FUCKING THREAD
>>69521939
>he's not in UACtipping
>>69521939
To correct you, this was the first time I actually made an educated decision and didn't follow someone else's lead.
I know it's you Euan.
>>69521939
>doubting a shrewd Jew
>>69521939
It's hilarious. All you need for people to get on your tips is be a gimmick and have a trip. Don't tipping here desu
>>69521958
If they were that shrewd they wouldn't have been gassed pmsl
Someone liking my lost tips. Eyes red. SEETHING.
400 left for today to make +100, should be fine with all the friendlies coming up, r-r-ight?
>>69521951
But I am?
>>69521955
>educated decision
You mean you looked at soccerway for a couple minutes pmsl
>>69521958
You're becoming rather dull quite quickly these days
>>69521994
Tempted to put this to the test desu
>>69522031
>friendlies
Don't.
>>69522039
>Not betting on first team vs reserve third worlders
>>69522037
I placed this bet 12 hours ago, I did my research. I don't get the hatred.
>>69517736
Tailed this.
Thanks for the tip mate!
I actually can't believe all his tips came through in the last 8 mins. Insanity.
>>69522050
It's because you're a dumb kike. Wish you were born in Poland 65 years ago desu
>>69521994
TT did and it worked well
>>69522027
I understand what Juve meant by "obvious TT post", need to work on making that syntax less obvious lid.
>>69522068
Appreciate it.
>>69522075
See: >>69517736
pmsl, two horses both priced at 51 finished 2nd and 3rd at the last greyville race. i told you it throws up surprises.
>>69522050
Because you continually spout nonsense like >>69522039 but its not hatred its complete bafflement at the mugs in here who all jumped on. You still post accys ffs
>>69522099
did you win?
>>69521939
Start to read this post, have q little chuckle but then remember that I'm not shrewd at all. Feels like >>69512863 .
>>69521917
FUCK
>>69522106
mine came 2nd. had 50p ew, kek.
>>69522105
I just don't think teams are as motivated in friendlies as they are otherwise. Therefore I don't bet on friendlies.
faint reminder that betting is pretty dangerous
>>69522109
But surely you know enough to identify whats a decent tip and whats just straight up muggy
>>69522121
WINNING
Anyone doing Perak vs PDRM FA?
Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMDqvZAEzpI
>>69522154
Reminder /bet/s greatest ever game was a friendly
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/51064119/
>>69522295
SO good. Was on at -1.5
>>69522037
>>69521994
Try it m8s. It's not difficult. Even if you have opinions like this >>69522154 you an convince mugs to get on your tips and thank you for the money they don't even notice they're losing
BTW Brunei v Warriors is guaranteed to go o2.5. Their last 3 games have gone over as well as 3 out of their last 5 h2hs. Did I forget to mention I'm Jewish? Bagels LOLLLLLL
>>69522314
fuli or evergrande??
>>69522334
Ah, Fuli. Didn't realise you were on Evergrande
>>69522359
still dece bet
>>69522315
>Bagels LOLLLLLL
Kek
don't think I've ever been in Canary Wharf when it hasn't been raining desu
>>69522380
Gonna catch you in London one day Hassan
>>69522380
what you doing there lid? 10 mins from me
Did derfail's worldies come in last night? Bet365 isn't loading for me and I out a large in over 3.5 for the Mainz game
>>69522399
Grazt lad
New Thread:
>>69522443
>>69522443
>>69522443
>>69522443
>>69522186
Yeah I do but it doesn't really help.
