/bet/ - Antisemitism not allowed edition
- Home
- Board: /sp/ - Sports
- Reading: /bet/ - Antisemitism not allowed edition
Previous thread
>>69509813
Please contain your anger; today is a good day!
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6 (embed)
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK (embed)
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6 (embed)
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf (embed)
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
Fuck jews
Nothing as pathetic as an old Jew using a Japanese proxy to post his penny bets on a Bulgarian hog roasting forum.
Execute all Jews.
Terrible thread
Leaving for a tennis rematch against the guy that beat me last week. Wish me good luck. x
>>69522457
I'm genuinely in Japan lad. How can I prove it to you?
there are two horses at 201 in the 14:15 race. small on both for keks.
>>69522457
>Bulgarian hog roasting forum
Rude, we prefer roasting lambs
Dundalk to win at 1.75 is THE bet of the day lads
>>69522465
hope you injure yourself
/bet/ literally needs more characters to spice things up.
SO SO boring these days.
Need Betriss back tbqh. Miss her cute and witty posts ;_;
>>69522482
Laying Magna Cartor
Is Albania just Euan on a proxy?
>Jews
Jews must be rendered extinct in order to save humanity.
Meh, wanted o3.5 in the Dynamo Dresden game but one of their top scorers isn't starting.
I wonder if that Dutch guy thinks I'm elite now too after today.
>>69522398
Just getting a haircut, me eyebrows done, just getting pampered desu. Need it after these last few days
I wish all tripfags would die. I miss old /sp/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjGcCI9ByWw
>you will never have this much charisma
what a legend
>>69522548
Oops sorry, thought this was twitter
>>69522443
>Antisemitism not allowed
Stop fucking doing it then
>>69522491
You already proved you're the same person. Please just post as the old SP you were far more entertaining. You were the hero /bet/ needs right now
>>69522557
I would but I have literally LOST my old tripcode password.
>>69522548
do you get your eyebrows done at the hairdressers? sometimes get asked if i want them tidied up a bit but always bottle it, getting pretty bushy these days may try it
>>69522548
How much is the haircut?
>>69522535
Actually, might not be a big issue, he hasn't scored much in a while, also only contributed 1 goal in the 8-1 friendly they've had earlier this week, other than him no one is missing.
rofl
>>69522562
I do but they thread them, not just run clipper over. I was worried that it'd make them look overly done and girly but they just tidy them up, got a decent shape to them already.
>>69522568
>being this new
NEEEED a meme bet for today, where are TT or Derfel?
>>69522568
When I worked near there I used to get my hair cut twice a week at £80 a pop. Was pretty dece though obviously overpriced. I'm sure I could've taken a shit in the chair if I wanted to
>>69522583
Isn't the £50 trim from Ruffians? As far as I know there isn't one by Canary Wharf
>>69522585
they need to be put down - especially rees.
>>69522585
Cannot put into words how much I would like to test Christian's chin. Know two other people called Christian, both absolute cunts.
needed to go shopping and get a haircut this week but so dac cant be bothered, depressed
Should've made the hundo back on overs in the Tampines game
>>69522617
>Christian, not Christopher
Their parents didn't give them a chance
>>69522617
do you lads know anyone that is christian in britain?
>>69522655
IMAGINE willingly calling yourself danny instead of daniel.
>>69522669
We're all Muslim
>>69522669
aye
>>69522617
This. Where does he live?
>>69522673
>being THIS insecure
Danny is a sick name, you would know if you had friends
>>69522702
1. 6'4
2. 188lbs
3. Benching
>>69522702
5'10
70kg
None
>magna cartor
>>69522702
6'0
76kg
Push/Pull
>>69522702
>5'6
>240lbs
>Banging ur mum m8 kekekekek
>>69522702
1. 180 cm
2. 64
3. marathons
Lads, might want to jump on it while you still can.
>>69522702
5'10
~75kg
Lift a few times per week plus some cardio
>>69522713
i know a guy called daniel. he hates being called danny - but i do it to wind him up.
>>69522743
wtb?
>>69522754
You absolute madman!
>>69522760
Look at the bottom.
>>69522718
BIG BIG BOY. How much ya bench.
>>69522721
>>69522731
>>69522751
Manlet. Also very rude.
>>69522728
>>69522740
Good
>>69522771
Not much currently, only just started a few months back. 70kg at the moment.
>>69522769
oh lmao. alright i'm on
>>69522702
6"2
11 and a bit stone don't have scales
Fuck all
>>69522702
1. 6'2
2. 80kg
3. Football/Cross Country
Waiting for Juve to post his stats
>>69522793
he's out playing tennis lid
>>69522809
Reckon TT would bagel him
>>69522751
need to loose weight lid
>>69522769
ON
N
>>69522820
>bagel
Proxy on, Liebermann
Wageslaving so so bad. Tips so so bad. Head so so gone.
Need a worldie. Gonna place this entire week bankroll on it. Sick and tired of these losses slowly nibbling at it.
>>69522855
Dundalk and PSG accy
Or you can wait for Liebermann's next tip and pray that God is still with him
>Juve shouts on a heater.
4 tips in a row.
Do bet365 have betting on player/manager transfers?
>>69522855
this, need to keep up my high-life neet life
>>69522874
Smacked but still bankrolled it
>>69522879
Next manager is available on will Hill I think. They have still it paid out on Hiddink.
>>69522859
v v v interesting, might give it a go during the london meet up this week, reckon hass and TT will be game
Wish TT was here to tell me if Kohlschreiber will beat Kicker after losing the first set
>>69522874
on but can't win a bet recently
>>69522874
Not sure I want to get on after his Colorado tip yesterday
Kohlschriber live down 4-6 1.5
>>69522954
Are you teh American who shills Estrella?
>>69522859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkJjjyK5ayg
>>69522968
Yes, on him again today
>>69522874
>it's a Mackers prestake episode
>>69522702
I-I'm 5ft 10 in shoes
71kg
Currently doing Texas Method but I reckon I'll start Candito's program soon.
>>69522979
i thought it's today, nick?
:^)
>Young man kills himself after losing savings on bet for France to win Euro 2016
A man killed himself after losing his last savings on a bet that France would win the Euro 2016 final.
Fidel Nikitin, 27, hoped the £2,300 gamble would allow him to clear his debts but Portugal went on to beat the host nation on Sunday.
The mobile phone salesman, from Izhevsk, Russia, left a message on his social media account after the 1-0 defeat saying: "Thank you and forgive me."
Police said he walked onto the Ludzya-Izhevsk railway track and did not flinch as a train sounded a warning.
The driver said he had no time to stop after seeing the man on the track, it was reported.
Relatives revealed university educated Fidel was deeply shocked after Portugal beat France to win the tournament.
Fidel had taken out a series of loans but was unable to pay them back.
He had hoped winning the bet would allow him to repay his debts.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/young-man-kills-himself-after-8409460?ICID=FB_mirror_main
>>69523015
This is the future that awaits me
>>69522980
I'd take those odds any day if it wasn't for >grass
any UCL WORLDIES today? just want to fucking sleep with peace of mind and wake up so some +EV...lads
>>69522972
pmsl
>>69523019
Is that a halal snack pack?
>Liebermann tips a friendly
You literally said that you don't bet on friendlies a couple of hours ago in the previous thread
PMSL
>>69523037
>>69523015
>betting on mainstream
>>69523015
Why can I relate to this? Is it too late for me?
>>69523052
My bad. Forgive me, didn't check well enough. Ah well.
>>69523051
m8 i'll fucking gut you for mentioning that """""food""""" anywhere near a lad thread
What bookie do people use when 365 is limited?
I cant profit since losing my 365. Plus everyone always tips on 365 too.
>>69523044
thats exactly why he's undervalued. Step up from anyone Novikov has faced even if he's in a good run, and VEB can easily compete with this caliber player on any surface. This tournament and draw = easy points for someone like him who wouldnt normally play this one
>>69523075
Would like to know what TT thinks
Kohlschreiber fist pumping 2-1* 0-15 points, this is Germany he's not gonna let this go.
Get in while you can at 1.5
>>69523061
I don't, but I'm bound to lose big at some point
>>69523074
Just get a friend to set one up for you
>>69523057
Such a character
>>69523069
>tfw /pol/ but love HSPs
>>69523064
Thought you supposed to be "researching," your tips now kek
>>69523019
>no salad or sauce
what did you fucking expect?
Kohlschreiber breaks this one and this time he won't let go, 1.5 to 1.25 there was plenty of time to get on that one.
>>69523110
Well, I did research the teams. Betfair just isn't very clear when it comes to that sort of information unfortunately. Thanks for noticing though, I'll work harder next time.
>>69523089
Down to 1.28, regret not getting on it earlier
>>69523102
but isnt my laptop corrupted by the shit they place onto it so if i open a new one it will instantly be limited
>>69523125
>I'll work harder next time
Such a cutie
GOT ON MUANG THONG TO WIN AT 1.44 AND THEY WENT A GOAL UP BUT THE ODDS WEREN'T GOING DOWN SO I CASHED OUT AND THSN THE OTHER TEAM WITH NO SHOTS ON GOAL SCORED
FINALLY DIDN'T GET FUCKED UP A FIX
>>69523129
Em yeah but you wouldn't be instantly limited again
>>69523075
I don't know shit about Novikov and he's on the up. That's enough for me to avoid. I hope Estrella wins though, he's one of those players I would never bet against because he's usually clutch
>>69523107
i went to KK in campbelltown and it tastes like -whatever- and i really don't believe the hype. they are only marginally better than meat boxes from uni, only because uni meat boxes have vinegar in their chips for whatever disgusting reason
Nedelko playing. Worth getting on TT? Loved the ride last time.
>>69523156
>>69523168
thanks lads
>not having a betting laptop that you freshly install Windows on after every limit
zzzzzz stay pleb lids
>>69522702
1. 6'2
2. 82kg
3. Football, Running, Cycling (Cross Country skiing replaces all in winter)
>>69523174
No, he'll probably lose.
Absolute fittie at work. She's wearing school uniform.
>>69523156
cant i just use skrill instead of all the entropay + VPN stuff?
PMSL at using a free popular VPN.
Joe SO SO clueless.
>>69523241
What do you use? srs question, my VPN trial has run out and I need something dependable
>>69523233
Skrill will tend to flag up
>>69523241
Of course you know all about VPNs and proxies pmsl. But tbf the method is old and needs updated
Anyone have the screenshot of jwest's betting guide?
Reminder:
Basically on underdogs for Newport tomorrow.
Groth 2.90 - Mannarino had a bit of trouble with Duckworth's serving and Groth is a level above
Burgos 2.50 - Burgos on grass isn't the best but this quality opponent he should handle
Young 1.57 (Young has had a great grass season)
Dancevic/Karlovic Over 25 1.90 - two massive servers 7-6 7-6 not out of the question
>>69523275
As always
>>69523258
cyberghost is pretty good.
>>69523258
Unique IPs.
>>69523269
pmsl.
Why don't YOU update it then?
33333333333
>>69523258
Just tunnel over a VPS or something.
>>69522461
>[HANS GRUBER WAS JAILED FOR 25 YEARS FOR THIS POST]
>>69523313
Because I'm a pseudo who doesn't have to do it often
>>69523324
One more :)
>>69522702
1. 6'1
2. 100kg
3. deadlift
>@soccer_psychic - Soccer Psychic - £10/month for 'guaranteed profit', no proof of profitability whatsoever.
Hmm.. Could it be?
inb4 newfags dont even know who SP is.
>>69523351
F A T T I E
A
T
T
I
E
>>69523220
n o n c e
Reminder creating new bet365 accounts is fraud and you will all go to jail. Profit in asia or quit.
>>69523241
pretty sure info was originally from pga
>>69523338
this for perak game??
>>69523362
The only fraud here is you.
>>69523377
yup
>>69523359
>inb4 newfags dont even know who SP is
Yeah he's you
>>69523299
Cheers lid!
>>69523362
>Profit in asia or quit.
Over what timescale? Haven't profited following you in asia after 34 bets. (-0.1% roi pmsl)
>>69523360
r u d e
u
d
e
>>69523362
>/bet/
>profit in Asia
PMSL, nice joke friendo.
90% of users here can not even profit from Bet365 PMSL
IMAGINE not being on Opava -0.5 first half.
>>69523397
v odd post considering your negative ROI in asia based on everything you have ever posted
Can't even enjoy winning money on Kolschreiber, would've preferred it if Berdocq won yesterday desu.
Lost SO much on that game
>>69523413
Got a 5% ROI in Asia friendo.
NEED 1 (one) goal in perak game PLEASE
What is this asia meme?
>>69523442
What broker do you use?
>>69523447
Got 30 mins left and it looks like it's a box to box game with players just launching balls at the goalie; I'm confident another will come, very confident.
>>69523453
Eastbridge
What's everyone's roi? 9.7% here after 1,455 bets (asia and betfair probably 95% of these)
>>69523299
worst advice ever, why /bet/ is so clueless in one post.
>>69523449
\___/
>>69523442
Well you say this yet there is no verified proof.
Why dont you start a paid TT? 5% in asia is really good.
>>69523472
mollybet?
Kohlschreiber strolling, that 1.50 looking like it should've been 1.10
>>69523476
Bet you put on an American proxy just for the extra nibs pmsl
>>69523397
>He hasn't been on the derfell meme tips
Also, anyone notice that when Albania posts so does Euan straight away? Make it less obvious fraudie
>>69523473
19.7% on all bookies, tipsters, sports, since 1st Jan.
>>69523313
I didn't know you could get unique IPs, will look into it. Thanks, SP!
>>69523327
Seems unneccesary desu but mite b cool. Thanks, pretend Jew!
>>69523489
He'll say something about not wanting to give his edge away.
>>69523489
If I'm profitable why would I need people to pay me to remain so?
>>69523498
What's your take on the Newport matches that are about to start?
A Karlovic / JPS accy sounds good, not sure if I wanna get on Baghdatis
>>69523519
>Set up a private TT with no followers
>Tip all Asia bets
>Post TT link here after 2 weeks and accept followers
>Verified (more or less) tipping record will vindicate you
>Become king of /bet/
Easy
>>69523569
I'm new, what is Asia please?
>>69523511
That's class, only started tracking since start of March myself.
>>69523569
>needing validation
>>69523505
absolutely not
>>69523569
PMSL, why do you think anyone would do that?
>>69523582
Oops, meant to post as Albania.
>>69523577
Asia (Listeni/ˈeJʒə, ˈeJʃə/) is Earth's largest and most populous continent, located primarily in the eastern and northern hemispheres. Asia covers an area of 44,579,000 square kilometers, about 30% of Earth's total land area and 8.7% of the Earth's total surface area. The continent, which has long been home to the majority of the human population[3][not in citation given], was the site of many of the first civilizations. Asia is notable for not only its overall large size and population, but unusually dense and large settlements as well as vast barely populated regions within the continent of 4.4 billion people. The boundaries of Asia are traditionally determined as that of Eurasia; the division between Europe and Asia as two different continents is a historical and cultural construct, as there is no clear physical and geographical separation between them. The most commonly accepted boundaries place Asia to the east of the Suez Canal, the Ural River, and the Ural Mountains, and south of the Caucasus Mountains and the Caspian and Black Seas.[4] It is bounded on the east by the Pacific Ocean, on the south by the Indian Ocean and on the north by the Arctic Ocean.
>>69523511
Find this v hard to believe following you on tipstertube unless you either stake big sums on your bubblegum bets or follow some WORLD tipsters
>>69523599
he deletes losses from his spreadsheet if they "shouldnt have lost" pmsl
>>69523582
>hypocrisy
>>69523577
The continent Hass originated from and brings shame to daily
>>69523447
>>69523470
PLEASE went VERY large
>>69523598
pml
>>69523577
Asian bookmakers. Harder to profit off because they don't carry as much games but have far higher stake limits and don't limit you for being successful
>>69523598
Thanks. Took me 4 days to find out UAC/DAC. Guess it'll take a week to find what Asia is.
>>69523613
10 minutes
>>69523599
>>69523622
No you don't Euan
>>69523622
No you dont pmsl
>-29.38%
Yield
37.5%
Win Ratio
-23.5
Profit
9
Total Tips
33%
Verified Tips
>>69523613
>>69523627
I'm still not worried, it'll happen.
>>69523627
there's 20 minutes left baka
>betting on team called chrobry
serves me right
>>69523632
Are you schizophrenic?
You are aware that T4tW is you, right?
Strange man.
>>69523639
Went right over your head their la
>>69523669
*there ffs
>>69523632
Hmm must be mostly bookie bets
who /VPS/ here?
THE FIX IS IN
THE FIX IS IN
THE FIX IS IN
PMSL IS YOU WEREN'T ON
>>69523676
What does FFS mean? I know about UAC and DA so don't try to trick me
>>69523683
over 2.5 and team 1 over 1.5 goals
>>69523658
Dissociative identity disorder and schizophrenia are two different disorders.
>>69523644
PLEASE
>>69523683
Me.
>>69523644
>He thinks my bad luck won't be enough to keep the score at 1-2
Envy your optimism tbqh
>>69523693
How much you in for?
>>69523680
14% ROI in asia on T4tW bets desu
So emosh lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2CeDSR6rz8
>>69523684
MADMAN
>>69523710
hunnid
>>69523552
I never bet on Karlovic period unless it's an over, don't have the stomach to just hope the tiebreaks go well.
Would rather take Almagro, Baghdatis over these random Aussies. Newport is the memeiest of tourneys just have to watch out
>>69523711
Any chance of a free sub for your best mate ARP?
>>69523736
To be fair you gave out plenty shouts to Euan when you were crushing it seems only fair
>>69523712
ham faced tory cunt.
food bank use in 2010 was 60,000 today it's 1.1m
smug cunt
>>69523718
I won't lie. The last 10 minutes, I'm getting slightly worried. However, my magic seems to be more prevalent too in those last 10 minutes usually. I haven't given up hope yet.
>they weren't on the fix that was at odds of 250/1 that I put £300 on
>I didn't tip it here for obvious reasons
Why do you lids even bet?
>>69523772
please PLEASE G-d
are they playing murderball? Injury break every minute
>>69523829
so lot's of added time hopefully right?
>>69523829
Looks like it. Very frustrating indeed.
>>69523836
Hopefully.
Anyone picking Dallas on MLS @3.15 today?
>>69523842
>>69523829
RED CARD PLEASE SCORE NOW
>>69523761
v v misleading statistic because before 2010 job centres weren't allowed to refer people to food banks and then they changed it
Whats the verdict on matched betting lads?
Seems with bookies trying to outdo each other on bonuses more and more, this would be easy money.
>>69523845
Waiting patiently for a Derfel tip on the MLS games
>>69523856
3 mins
>>69523856
I think it's over.
>>69523922
>>69523884
can i get A REFUND
>>69523937
It's bullshit. Not sure what happened in the second half. Looked like murder ball.
>>69523945
depressed so gonna play roulette
remember YOU did this
>>69523965
Can't blame me for their incompetence.
>>69523711
>>69523736
Please respond
>>69523980
if I don't make it back, gonna find a bridge....
best hope... for your conscience's sake...
>>69523995
My conscience is clean.
>>69523995
Everytime I lose a tip. I cut myself because I know I lost people money.
Lads wtb on the karlovic match? Dancevic has better record H2H
I never root for anyone to ever lose but /bet/ has changed that. The sooner you all lose everything and leave the thread, the better.
>>69524044
must be cut to shreds this week hass
>>69524062
Explain
>>69524062
The only ones who lose are the ones that follow Euan
How have TT's tips done today?
>>69524060
OVER 25
Get on Pinzolo handis, Roma isn't going to hit 10-0
Wish Hass posted more info
>>69524140
This. So SO infuriating. Why the fuck am I paying £40/month for tips with no info???
>>69524064
Pmsl
>>69524102
Haven't played yet lid
>>69524013
LOST
>>69524162
You pay for Hass' tips?
>>69524187
Yes, dont you?
>>69524162
TEARS.
>>69524136
lol. They probably get 20
same number 4 times in a row FUCK roulette
>>69524234
Well see Mr Smartiepants
Dresden best make a comeback
PMSL. That's it. I am jinxed. Literally can't win a single bet.
Meh, Roma was o7.5, didn't believe
>>69524140
Dresden tip? I recommended overs. Even that is a bit of a gamble, they have a new lineup for the upcoming season in 2. Bundesliga and one of their top scorers is sick. They should still win though, got lots of fans where they are playing and I heard like 3k fans planned to come see the game, doubt they're gonna disappoint them.
Does anyone know what the East Timor vs Laos score was this morning? I know East Timor won by quite a few but 365 just lists the outright result (East Timor win) the wiki for the ASEAN games has no mention the match even took place and the same for the AUG site and the youtube page hasn't streamed it even though it has streamed every other game.
If it wasn't for the fact 365 paid out on my small prestake I would doubt the match even happened.
>casino bonus must be wagered 40 times before withdrawing
guaranteed loss
>>69524369
well duh why do you think they offer these massive bonuses? Because they know they will never actually have to pay out on them and then they get your deposit too.
>>69524335
5-2 I think
>>69524162
It's only £30. You're getting ripped off
>>69524387
no deposit required for the £5 though. Might give it a go.
>>69524162
>he didn't use the discount code
I'm tempted to take SW from here, rball looks dece
>>69524416
The first one's always free m8
>>69524397
Cool thanks
>check my bet365 account
>£2.80 in it
kek. currently at £10.95. this is painful. curious to see how far i can get.
juveguy in another 5 setter it seems
>>69524423
Can just tell right now it's going to be one of those games where they hold all the posession, have 10 shots, and it ends 1-0
>Roma cover FT overs in FH
>Dresden haven't even scored yet
Not happy with my game selection
>>69524550
Would you take -1?
Going goals tonight lads. 7 a side. Playing as a striker.
>>69524693
will game be on any sites?
>>69524693
Hit me up bby
Anyone chasing on Betmamba's tip?
>>69524734
Request a bet on sky. Me to score 5+, concede a penalty and hit the post in the same match 16/1
>>69524773
Not familiar with this meme
>tfw you missed the fix
>>69524805
ree
Is there anything more dissatisfying than a team scoring in the first 10 minutes and not doing owt for the rest of the match, while you're betting on goals?
>>69524831
HATE this gimmick.
>>69524835
Explain it then you nonce
>>69524831
>he deosn't know about the fix starting in 38 bings
lel
How relevant is this to today?
>>69524878
DELETE THIS
>>69524849
Fuck off, tennistipster
>>69524880
>implying I didnt prestake it
Can't post any tips because of this. How to fix?
>>69524895
Very rude and that's not me
>>69524849
>not recognising Hass
>>69524889
>Paki
>Kebab
Racist
>>69524880
Please tell me it's Eintracht Rheine
>>69524890
you are supposed to be accomodating.
>>69524901
Tell @Big_Al to sort his shit out
>>69524901
I had it too on my phone. I used Chrome on my desktop and turned off Ad Block. After that it worked again.
>>69524943
Already tried that.
>>69524965
Hmm. Weird. Tried Firefox too?
>>69524838
>owt
hmmmmmmm
TORAS
O
R
A
S
>>69524988
Can't be assed to install Firefox just for that.
>Half the posts in this thread are filtered
Can you all just stop replying to him?
fuck didn't get on TorasAngel's bet
>>69525000
Yeah, fair enough. I have multiple browsers installed for work; anyway, Chrome worked for me.
>>69524997
(So fit)
Would recommend this lads. Wife's son loves it when I bring one home.
>flatanon
dead last AGAIN pmsl
>>69525066
Seriously? This was the only bet I had left.
I'm so fucking down. Had my card rejected today too
>>69525066
>>69525096
More like fraudanon am I right??? Haha
>>69525053
how expensive was it? looks overpriced
>>69525096
I took another mortgage on my house today. I enjoy this betting stuff far too much.
Betting on horses is the biggest meme around today
air not on flatanon
flatanon BLACKLISTED
Never getting on flatanon again. I know he supposedly knows his stuff but it's just not worth it.
>>69524889
absolute shite.
SO FIT
I'm so sorry for the recent form, I'm giving free subs for the rest of the month, hopefully we can turn our luck around.
Who chasing on >Flatanon and >Dresden here?
>>69525178
What parts do you disagree with?
>inb4 all of it
>>69525195
https://twitter.com/basiharpreet/status/685578929504169984
Didn't know Basi could be so rude desu
>>69525198
All of it. The entire concept
>>69525195
Can I get my £50 back? Dreadful couple of days
>>69525178
Thought as much. Putting together a /bet/ imgur album of the advice that gets reposted here. DESPERATELY need a 'how to identify a fix' write up though, have Jennys one on manipulation but not much else
>>69525215
Just put it all on my main tip, you'll make it back!
legacies, phantom
legacies look like a panda
>>69525240
3deep5me
>>69525240
Lieberman, back home.
>>69525234
What is it? More than desperate for a winner
>>69525227
You could write a whole book on spotting fixes desu. No point putting in complex info for people who dont even know what an asian handicap is
>>69525261
I'm still in Japan. I wonder who that is though, oy vey!
>>69525212
IDIOT BLOODY BASTARD
>>69525195
>@FootyChallTips hi mate - May I ask what you base your tips on ? Do you have a live stream mate where you feel another goal will be scored ?
pmsl.
>>69525212
Unibwin btfo
>>69525117
Got a stack of buy 1 get 1 free vouchers. So whenever o see someone going there, I tell em to get me one. 4 pound but it's quite large.
>>69525274
I was more just thinking of the main points to guide the people who ACTUALLY want to learn in the right direction. Not looking to spoonfeed every detail to the mugs here
>people unironically paying for tips
>>69525320
Euan's not the man to ask, he doesn't spot fixes just aftertimes them
>>69525336
Euan really isn't a nice guy I reckon. A bit of a bully.
>>69525336
This.
Albania seems to be the person who spots them the most often. The info isn't so much how to spot a fix, it's where to look in the first place.
>Top scoring team from 3. Liga, promoted to 2. Bundesliga
>Can not score against Regionalliga U23 team
This only happens when I'm on
what happened to flatanons horse? I get the feeling he didnt do too well. Juves retarded horse fell pmsl
SO SO many fixed games that go uncovered from /bet/, PMSL.
I hope your daily acca comes in today friendos!
LOVING this new algorithm I have put in place to detect suspicious activity on games not in Asia/Betfair.
>>69525372
It did.
fuck, is anyone on the roma game? 13-0 to them, kek.
>>69525404
I am, but it was for the other teams handis. V v bad tip.
>>69525372
>Betting on football
Just can't imagine this
LOL West Brom just scored against PSG
>>69525336
It wasn't specifically aimed at Euan desu. Anyone can feel free to do it, even Albania but I'm not going to hold my breath on that one
>>69525364
> it's where to look in the first place
Exactly, just pointers to get people going
>>69525428
>David Luiz*
>>69525428
PSG or Draw @1.72?
wait until it is close to evens?
>>69525428
>>69525435
Was huge on WBA first goal get in
>>69525446
I'm not touching it, just saw it.
>>69524485
Looks like you were right
Is there any way to get notifications when opening asian lines are posted?
I really feel like re-doing TT in some way.
MUY IMPORTANTE
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10737723
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10737723
>>69525428
need PSG to win
>>69525497
I hope for you they will, but I don't like these meme matches where coaches try out new players.
>West Brom winning
Bookies so SHREWD, wondered why there was a meme price on PSG lel
I hope TT can redeem himself today
Estrella 2.50 - WIN
Dancevic/Karlovic Over 25 - WIN
Kohlschreiber 1.5 in play - WIN
Guaranteed a winning day, would be happy with a split.
Young 1.57
Groth 2.90
>>69525537
>bookies decide the odds
>VPS
Just got home after losing my job.
WTB?
Fuck VPS. Seriously, fuck them.
>>69525658
>>69525696
I hope you two didn't go large on it.
>>69525658
>>69525696
>MUH SOCCERWAY BET LOST!
Hass such an embarrassment.
Anyone else on FC STK 1914 Samorin vs Gyor Eto FC?
Got Hass tip when Schalke scored.. Fuck the TT app, I never get the notifications on time
>>69525776
I got it seconds before they scored too, because he posted it and then they scored seconds later.
Should be a void desu.
>>69525776
Google Chrome notifications are pretty based
I don't think anyone got on though, they scored literally seconds after I posted
>>69525801
I've got 2.5 over; so just need one more. It's a pinball game though and I've already had 2 of those today, so I'm not satisfied yet.
Would've tipped faster but line went from 1.5 to 2 so I hesitated
>>69525748
woke up from my nap to see your j league tip won, fucking legend
>>69525809
VOID THIS
Flatanon just rang me, official announcement over recen tips coming v v soon. Sounded close to tears desu lids
>>69525836
Haha. I guess I'll be focusing a bit more on the Nip games.
>>69525849
Yeah, he sent me a snapchat. Looks a right state. Had his scarf round his neck, but only it was a really tight knot and he had the ends tied to his doorframe
>>69525866
Not that cold today, strange that he was wearing a scarf, especially indoors
>Schalke will never score again
>>69525849
>>69525866
>>69525877
Very good lids. Laughed a lot.
>>69525852
Please do. One of my friends told me J soccer is great for betting and can be pretty profitable.
>>69525877
he lives on a small scottish island. v v cold.
One more goal, that's all I'm asking.
>>69525888
They just had a goal disallowed
NEDD 5 MORE PMSL
>>69525866
>>69525877
Laughed hard.
Relieved some of the loss depression desu
Gambling no longer profitable.
Trading v v lucrative.
If Schalke don't score another 2 I think I'm ready to feel the everlasting cold with Flatanon desu baka senpai
VPS just drew.
>>69525934
This.
Retards PLEASE take me under your wing.
>>69525934
Would love someone to do a trading write up desu
JPS come on boy!!!!!
Reminder there is still time to get some GBP before the price goes back up.
>>69525956
MADMAN 5-1 UP
>go outside
>lose a tennis match
>miss a TorasAngel tip
>find NOTHING left in your mara account when you get back and your meme bookie doesn't have ARP's tip
fmd.
PLEASE GET ONE BACK SCHALKE
>>69525955
Back high, lay low
>>69525981
what was the score?
>>69525369
>Juves retarded horse fell pmsl
brilliant. 7/7 laying first/second favourites
>>69525995
lost in three sets this time pmsl
>>69525955
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sports-Trading-Betfair-Profitable-Exchange/dp/1910498319/
A good read, should get you started
>>69525995
6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-1
Mad man won 5 sets. Juve dire.
>>69526001
Would love you to do a write up on this betting approach desu
33333333333
>>69526013
second set scoreline accurate desu
>>69526012
May as well buy Caan Berrys guide if i'm paying but cheers
It's another goalless second half episode
down monumental
>>69526042
I'll upload it tonight if you give me a site to post it on
>>69526046
stay strong bro, our icelandic heroes will bring the goals tonight
r-right?
Woke up this morning and saw that the medium and small I had on the USA friendly came though wiping away the DAC from the day before, decided to take the wife and her son out for the day.
There's a canal near our place so thought we could rent a boat and travel up and down and have a picnic, the wife gave me a kiss on the cheek so I don't actually think she's cheating on me any more but then she decided to offer Jamal a place as well. Still, she showed me some affection so it can't be that bad.
The wife's son decided to spend all day inside the boat playing on his pokeboy gamemon or whatever's it's called so I decided to spend some quality time with the wife instead. Didn't go too well as she wanted to sunbathe on the deck and whilst I enjoyed her in her new bikini Jamal got to her first to rub her down with suntan lotion. I couldn't see them from the stern of the ship as I guided it on the canal but there was a lot of giggling so I guess she had fun, there were a few moans but I'm guessing it was because she was enjoying the sun.
Ended up paying too much for lunch as the wife and Jamal wanted a few bottles of wine and to make matters worse I had no phone signal to check the scores.
Just got home now and I see that PSG are a goal down at HT after an own goal; I really hope they don't lose lads.
Bochum 1st half handicap is tempting desu
rofl VPS penalty in 88th minute
Who on rosenborg -1?
Sorry, 85th and scored.
>>69526060
Giggled at the gamemon
>>69526051
Not sure what site would be best but I'll get looking into it
>>69526077
Prefer + Norway teams TEZ
Basically lost my deposit making stupid bets and chasing and missing worldies because of being distracted by having girlfriend. Can't wait for her to fuck off for the week so I can bet properly.
>>69526101
That's why I let my wife date other people.
That's it, I'm done
>>69526117
What did you bet on?
>>69526117
giggling like a loli.
>>69526086
>/bet/ team Young Boys are playing Borussia Mongledick
>>69526140
v v odd post
VPS
P
S
Did NOT mean to @ that anon
>>69526158
How many fucking extra minutes does this match get?
>>69526158
>>69526169
Thank G-d for that!
>>69526169
>awaiting official result
>jps
>>69526179
Also put a fiver against 7 odds to have PSG win the match 2-1.
can't remember the last time I won a bet in Asia desu
Know the ones tonight will lose too.
Is RT9 corners PSG THE bet?
kek, leaving because
>muh evil sun
>>69526198
this stan? he's been decent on talksport desu
I'm trying to understand spreads for football. I understand the non-american way of posting odds. 1.86 means you get your stake back and .86 profit. I went to a site to look at a past spread and it gave me this. What the fuck does it mean
Nice one ARP
>>69526198
A man who sticks to his priciples. Rare in this day.
>>69525721
Thank you. You unjinxed it.
Nancy Lorraine yes
>>69526203
Colin Murray
>>69526208
You add 1 and there you got your decimal odds you nerd.
>>69526223
i do a GREAT colin murray accent desu, has my mates in stitches so it does
>>69526228
that part I kinda figured. I'm more confused by the .5 spread. How am I supposed to know who's +.5 and who's -.5
One more PSG
>>69526051
>>69526086
Can share with Google docs if that's any use?
ONE MORE
>>69526245
That's a good question actually. I reckon that's what the red and green are for?
>>69526256
Any way for me to get in on it too? Need something to read on the airplane Friday. Willing to contribute somehow.
I think I just found the niche I'm profitable in since I'm so good at picking losers.
also on Rosenborg -1 for a medium. Guarantee it loses
wtf is smith playing at
>>69526270
nope it just turns green when the odds move in that team's favor. On a different part of the site the .5 is next to vancouver. Would that generally mean vancouver is +.5? Also there were certain games where .5/1 was next to a team. how in the fuck can it be .5/1
>flatanon shilling
Who to bet on in British Open? Odds are great so far lads.
>Brentford score from first shot on target
Classic.
Can't tell if I'm crying or if I'm bleeding
>>69526340
Just so tired of losing. Can't take it anymore. Will only tip chinks tonight.
PMSL won my bet
HOLY SHIT, how is that even possible? Don't even feel any different right now, still can't believe it..
Thanks for this guys, it's good to share the two top places with my good friends Juve and Albania.
Right lads since the OP needs updating here's some stuff I thought could go in. Obviously open to suggestions for stuff to come in and out and yes it'll get sorted so it doesn't look like a spam of links. Any input appreciated
>Guide to exploiting the bet365 £50 risk free in play offer, please read and link to those asking questions
http://pastebin.com/4yUnnWBN
/bet/ ADVICE
http://imgur.com/a/2RlEH
ESSENTIAL READING
http://www.pinnacle.com/en/betting-articles/betting-strategy/how-to-get-an-edge-in-betting
http://www.pinnacle.com/en/betting-articles/betting-strategy/what-distinguishes-winning-from-losing-players
http://www.pinnacle.com/en/betting-articles/betting-strategy/the-paradox-of-skill-in-betting
http://www.pinnacle.com/en/betting-articles/betting-strategy/how-bookmakers-make-money
http://www.pinnacle.com/en/betting-articles/betting-strategy/market-movement-in-betting
TRADING
http://caanberry.com/betfair-trading-what-is-it-and-why-trading-betfair/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa5aTchrjFc
https://www.youtube.com/c/betangeltv
>>69526392
hes gary priestley
>>69526393
>No TT and Hass
Rigged
>>69526401
>shilling for Pinnacle
Might as well have put your affiliate code in there, shill.
>>69526414
I didn't make it. Still an honor! I've got a great future ahead.
>TT wouldn't let me tip Fuerza
tears
>>69526401
v good work lid
>>69526417
strange post this
>>69526401
>That blackjack advice card
Would remove that but otherwise everything else there is good.
>>69526417
The last one shills them pretty hard but its the best stuff out there that I've read desu
I've just put 20 down on over 2.5 for St. Etienne vs PSV. Both teams like to attack and play creatively, so I'm hoping for goals and a good amount.
think Hass needs to go for a long walk
PSG will draw its the punters curse
>>69526401
Needs updated /bet/ abbreviations guide otherwise good.
>>69526401
Thanks for putting this together.
>>69526401
Nice
>>69526401
As long as the /bet/ wiki stays
>>69526449
Have a little faith baby!
Also, pic related, is anyone jumping, humping, any of these?
>>69526470
No. Literally useless.
>Muh banter
Its not that funny either.
go on psg
>>69526449
PSG just scored, lad.
>>69526471
I'll eat a sock now
>>69526453
Yeah it was to add whats already there. Might download it and update the abbreviations too
Marseille fan here but
P S G
S
G
>>69526441
Just late fuck la
>>69526493
Cash out?
Crying tears of relief, not even making this up. Still down for today though.
Anyone actually getting on Mackers Ferencvaros tip?
>>69526510
I think they have West Brom locked down now
Smith's going to lose HAHAHA cannot win a bet
>>69526493
>>69526510
>>69526531
Just cashed out at 26.
>>69526540
Same
Anyone wondering wtb might want to put a small on Ludogorets AH -1, think they will try to score as many as possible in their home game and the opposing team is pretty DIRE
>>69526561
2.5 over? I'll follow.
meme bets coming in
>>69526572
Hope you got on just before the 2nd goal now lid
>>69526561
>>69526572
Put 20 down on 3.5 over.
My biggest stake since the Juve match. Confidence rising
im SEETHING, just as i place a bet they score
>>69526596
I did like 4 seconds before it scored, rofl
>>69526601
Why didn't you tip this on TT
>>69526596
>>69526607
It's looking good lads.
>>69526627
Not THAT confident
>>69526627
>>69526636
I've got the same thing. The things I added to TT today didn't win; the ones I left off it. Well, they did amazing.
>>69526601
It'll be a draw I think, Toronto are pretty good away
Ferencvaros have Bode, Varga and Sestak on the bench.. Could come on when needed, but I'd much prefer if one of them started from the beginning
>Hass doesn't even follow me on TT
how'd he guess
Thoughts on Fleetwood v Liverpool?
>>69526678
>Removing me AGAIN
>>69526707
Using my new account m8, you haven't applied
New thread:
>>69526715
>>69526715
>>69526715
>>69526715
gte on copemhagen overs lids
>>69526203
>Collymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LbR_cYhT6Q
Trencin fucked me so hard. Had them -0.5 from 3-0. Absolute cunts.
