And what is worse, they act like the silly stomach rumblings that they belch forth should be taken seriously by non-manginas also.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbs7q5E5mHE
>>71650062
It really angers my how disgusting that fucking cunt is.
>>71650140
And she comes across as so self centered.
Like she has been a speshul snowflake her entire life.
Unfortunately there is more and more of that going on.
>>71650062
Watched a whole two seconds of that, seems to be some kind of freakish cult ritual. Is that how they initiate the impressionable youth? Fucking landwhales...
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>>71649012
Trump
>>71649012
Donald Trump (R)
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UPCOMING EVENTS
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RALLIES/TH
>Rally Berlin, MD 4/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXO7JCS5xIU
>Epic Rally, Indianapolis, IN 4/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2WRFx3me2w
>NY Victory Speech 4/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OarcEO_d_A
INTERVIEWS
>Trump's Family on NBC TODAY 4/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oW-Z1a7iRs
>Trump Town Hall NBC TODAY 4/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO6MLHLIfdc
>Larry King on MSNBC, Trump Not Racist 4/13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_knRyu2ol8
ENTERTAINMENT
>Trump is Batman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBKNJnsZ8kM
>Crooked Hillary Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV3PyGmjBOQ
>NEW! YOU CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP VOL. XXIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmHBwY1bAg
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJwE8Lg2fZk
Sure is comfy on the Trump Train. Stay salty, shills! AWOO~
>39% approval
>>71648387
Ted Cruz is a self appointed Messiah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNa5w9js48s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9JYj4jaA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp4lIvDIv-g
https://themarshallreport.wordpress.com/2016/01/12/cruz-and-his-seven-mountain-dominionism-is-not-in-my-bible-is-it-in-yours/
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/why-christians-are-criticizing-ted-cruz-and-israel/
He's an opportunistic faggot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnuWLuAbCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozMqBTMI9Y
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-primaries/276256-cruz-new-york-values-comment-came-from-trump
No moderate or independant will vote for this lunatic dominionist come November. Hillary will use this angle and stomp his dumbass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN1IXDrXgV0
Creepy Cruz:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460440845862.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459831491732.webm
TRUMP 2016! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Liberals BTFO
http://redalertpolitics.com/2015/04/30/pizza-shop-worker-loves-seattles-new-15-minimum-wage-finds-cost-job/
>>71645728
As the prophecy foretold
>make minimal wage high
>companies need to fire people to pay other people.
Who thought this was a good idea?
Why does the company have to fire people? There actually is an alternative. They eat the loss. These greedy corporations become addicted to a certain profit margin. The world wont end if they make a little less.
4th reich it's time boys
>>71645624
finally
Oh, we're finally getting that EU army?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON
DRAGON
BALL
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71645624
>4th reich
Son of a rich businness man here.
I want just to tell you that your vote doesnt count shit. We will still be in the top 1% even if you elect the old jew or trump. It doesnt fucking matter.
When i will inherit my father's fortune i will do anything i can to remain in the top and to get richer.
I could pay taxes normally. I could respect the laws. But why should i? To give you stupid people a future? You dont deserve it.
Everytime i see people talking about privilege of whites and shit like that. Or the speech limitation that the liberals are trying to pass because they feel offended. You are fucking stupid. I know some of you are alright but i cannot help you without giving money to the others too. So i wont give anything to anyone.
Some people were born rich. Some weren't.
Im sorry that you will have to work everyday of your life like a slave. But life is not fair.
Im now chilling here in Italy before a meeting. Life is great!
Top 1% of pasta makers or what?
Go make me a Pizza Luigi
You too will be eaten
>>71645377
By who?
We are in control of everything. While you struggle to reach the end of the month or even week we spend or money as we want, even for the meaningless things.
Life's not fair. Get over it.
Are there any females on /pol/? I've only ever seen one or two anons say they were female.
I'm just very curious because I don't know many alt-right females at all.
They exist but only come here to take screenshots to post on r/4chan
>>71644394
Saw some bitch with an American flag claiming to be a Japanese woman. She was really stuck up and generally an insufferable cunt.
/r/ is where you find the girls at ;)
jk its a scary place dun look dere ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)
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New Mexico: May 10
NJ: May 17
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>You will be voting for 3 DELEGATES on 4/26
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>Find your congressional district here:
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http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Berlin, MD 4/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXO7JCS5xIU
>Epic Rally, Indianapolis, IN 4/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2WRFx3me2w
>NY Victory Speech 4/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OarcEO_d_A
INTERVIEWS
>Trump's Family on NBC TODAY 4/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oW-Z1a7iRs
>Trump Town Hall NBC TODAY 4/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO6MLHLIfdc
>Larry King on MSNBC, Trump Not Racist 4/13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_knRyu2ol8
ENTERTAINMENT
>Trump is Batman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBKNJnsZ8kM
>Crooked Hillary Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV3PyGmjBOQ
>NEW! YOU CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP VOL. XXIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmHBwY1bAg
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJwE8Lg2fZk
DONALD J. TRUMP WILL BE PRESIDENT AND THERE'S NOT A DAMN THING THE SHILLS CAN DO ABOUT IT!
Trump supports grown men being in the bathroom with little girls.
>>71643020
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Goodnight Sweet Prince
>>71642392
Prince was an asshole.
>>71642392
>57
Nigga looked in his 30s.
How are you excusing not getting the surgery? You are basically a pre-HRT Trap. How can you shame your white ancestors by
>having gyno
>not getting it removed
Why haven't you made the call anon? Its only $800 if you go too No-Loo-Loo-Land for your surgery.
>>71641097
I dont have gyno because im all natty you fag
>tfw gynecomastia
i dont want to do a fucking surgery
>>71641665
Why not desu?
Its just like the surgeon is jacking off ur nips with a scalpel until your mammary glands squirt out. iits easy desu.
Reminder
>>71641089
I wonder how many background checks you need to go through to get the AR or AK with a rifle grip, naked muzzle, 10 round magazine, and no optics. Your weapon laws are so absurd that you exceed the US in violent crime.
>manual action AR or ak
For what purpose?
>>71641399
ahh yes, the UK is much more violent than america!
Links updated for April 21
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Thread for discussion of Syria, Yemen, Iraq, and Libya
>Interview w/ Assad
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>Thread theme
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>Palmyra (April 21)
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>Yarmouk Camp Damascus (apr 20)
http://twitter.com/sayed_ridha/status/722858295443075072
>Palmyra (April 19)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgaRzc-VAAAseuc.jpg:large
>Jisr al Shughur (April 19)
https://i.imgur.com/MJ9Veaa.jpg
>Daraa (April 19)
https://i.imgur.com/ORHTzEF.jpg
>Aleppo City (April 17)
https://i.imgur.com/XKTwjBX.jpg
DEVELOPMENTS
(April 21)
>Qimashli at risk of further escalation as YPG sends troops & unconfirmed rumours of SAA involvement
>SAA pushes east of Palmyra to Arak village and surroundings
>Deir Ezzor SAA road-ambush ISIS group with explosives. Many ISIS fighters killed.
>ISIS attacks Red Crescent convoy transporting people in need from Madaya in rural Damascus
(April 20)
>This week Syrian minister meets Czech officials in Prague
>Syrian Opposition Coalition Twitter account is confirmed to have been run by Washington-based PR firm hired by Saudis
>Opposition factions allow Foua and Kafraya (Idlib) to be evacuated
>UN/Red Crescent transfer 440 disarmed ISIS affiliates from Dumayr to Raqqa
>Al Nusra Daraa offensive thwarted
>Kurds and NDF clash in Qimashlo
>SAA, NDF and Shaytat recaptured Deir Ezzor district
Southfront Apr 21
http://youtu.be/BadW22I6tEU
>Last thread
>>71613355
>>71434827
>>71636115
So amidst improving relations with CHINA & JORDAN...
Czech deputy prime minister, finance minister and minister of foreign affairs meet with Syrian deputy foreign and expatriates minister Fayssal Mikdad to discuss situation in Syria, political solution to the crisis, the will of the Czech republic in being a partner in the reconstruction in Syria.
This week the Syrian minister is in Prague for talks with officials. See also >>71549462
http://sana.sy/en/?p=75209
http://sana.sy/en/?p=75154
who are the druze???
Reminder to stay /comfy/
Lets go lads, we need Hitler at #1.
He already has more upvotes than jesus but the mods are jewing hard.
http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/people-we-wish-were-still-alive
bump, spread this to /b/ as well
>>71637365
Already did
Bumping for great justice
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>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
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http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>NY Victory Speech 4/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OarcEO_d_A
>Rally Buffalo, NY 4/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S_PM9xH-Kc
>Rally Poughkeepsie, NY 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXn9qloI0mI
INTERVIEWS
>Bill O'Reilly Post-Win Trump Interview 4/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCTOhf5cSzY
>Trump Staten Island PC 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv5hrr6asJg
>Trumps Children Interviewed By Hannity Post New York Win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KY7airHq9k
ENTERTAINMENT
>Trumpers march on Portland, Oregon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkXzi0kLz-Q
>Crooked Hillary Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV3PyGmjBOQ
>YCSTT VOL. XXIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmHBwY1bAg
FIRST FOR THE PRIESTHOOD RISING
Wow, a thread made of shit
>>71637289
YOU FUCKING RUINED IT
Let's see /pol/ try to damage control this
>>71636972
Not every politician is perfect.
>implying I care about tranny degenerates
>implying this isn't about pulling in leftist votes
He isn't a conservative, he is a nationalist populist projectionist.
>>71636972
this is good, normies like this stuff. i would like him to say that they all should be shot but hey, we dont live in the fourth reich so we take what we can get
