What is the future of this board lads?
We move to /pone/ after realizing they will never accept us here
>>27748750
Steady decline into absolute irrelevance
Comfy.
Does the main six have age genders?
What is an age gender?
Nottu this shit again
>>27748650
>natto desu shito agen
What's something you'd really like to see in the show but know it won't it happen for whatever reason?
>>27748320
nice pic, i saved it :)
Bowser kidnapping Rarity.
>>27748320
Almost literally any green on this board........
Sunset appears at your home like this and tells you that you can do whatever you want with her.
What do you do?
>>27748181Cuddle
Throw up on the ugly yellow humanoid with weird hair
>>27748190
Flutterhshy isn't around
>everyone in her family has an apple cutie mark
>name is Applebloom
>"gee willikers I wonder what mah cutie mark is gonna be!"
>Turns out its in self-help
OP BTFO
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>>27748100
dubs confirm OP is based
>>27748100
She has her cutie mark. You don't have to be sarcastic.By the way you are wrongyes I know this is bait
/MLP/ im curious. how would ponies act IRL and how would they react to humans in their world?
>>27748011
look at the ponies we got. There's your answer.
Being outside of their natural environment will revert them to a primal state
>>27748023
So you'd be acting like a caveman if you went to Equestria?
>>27748031
Honestly, what else would happen? Either man conquers the animals or animals conquer man.
Who do you miss?
>>27747958
Peak Freak. Didn't even hear about him until he was gone.
Nyx
Hello, I'm collecting stories. Do you have any stories to tell?
There was an old man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it."
>>27747874
OP is a faggot.
The End.
>Day scream-o-vision in Equestria
>You feel good today, even though you're going after the most dangerous rapist of them all
>Twilight Sparkle
>You know her trying to use magic to taste your "magic wand" and sometimes steals your undergarments
>You just want to get your underwear back without her getting in the way
>That sounds like a standard plot today
>As you're about to knock on her door, it flings open to reveal twilight
>She has a creepy smile on her face and she is dripping
>Is she on her estrus cycle?
>she lifts your body up with magic
>"Anon, I'm glad you're here! I have a problem that only you can fix!"
>Oh boy, better make it quick before you become her sex slave
>You reach into you pocket and get out a small piece of paper
>She yanks it out of your grip
>Fucking magic
>"What's this? A love note for me?"
>She opens it up but stares at it with a confused look
>"Anon, what's candlejack?"
>A scarecrow like head pops out of a book case
>"You called?"
>She turns to stare at him
Scream
>"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>In a blur, she was tied up and dragged out of the library
>With her out of the way, you go to her room
>You found it on her bed, covered in her juices
>Damn, this thing needs to be washed twice!
>Her walls are covered with pictures
>Pictures of you
>You shiver and quickly take your leave
>Hopefully that's the last time i'll ever go into...
>The Twilight Zone
Good enough?
Is he right?
>>27747622
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/06/possible-art-theft-in-new-mlp-harmony.html#disqus_thread
Sorry, I'm out of fucks to give
>>27747669
This could give us a chance to give Hasbro a C&D. Aren't you willing to take that chance?
Is Book Butt really as smart as they say?
>>27747605
He only knows stupid shit.
>>27747605
I have my doubts, whenever I chat with her I can't help but feel like she's talking out her ass.
>>27747605
She has a crappy personality
I've lost my Shim Sham badge, anon. What do I do now?
>>27747534
How did you lose it?
>>27747551
It had unclipped from the back of my backpack, dropped somewhere and got lost. When I've notice that, I went over several places I've been to, but it was nowhere to see. And I can't dedicate any more time for the sake of searching as lunch break is over.
Sci Twi badge is so lonely now.
I found it!
Do people still get upset when they see anything ponified or when companies talk about Bronies.
>>27747042
It's great. An endless supply of salt.
>>27747042
Like you wouldn't fucking believe. The butthurt is glorious.
>>27747042
Cause we suck?
I issue a challenge to the write fags of /mlp/! Make a greentext involving pic related and a poner of your choice. The winner gets a cookie
>>27746898
The character from Nights is just a human, so it would be boring shit
>>27746940
Nights isnt human, shes a nightmare gone wrong
>>27746898
Your not going to give me a cookie you lying fuck.
>>27746385
Is this a reference to a nerdy RPG from the 90s that no one's ever heard of before?
Fun fact.
If you remove all the veins and arteries from a pony and lay them end to end the pony will die.
>>27746385
Mouth the cherries.
Hey, Doc asked me to give you this.
>>27746231
Thanks doc
>>27746231
Why did you have to remind me of this? Fuck you.
>>27746231
Thanks Doc.
