>Suddenly, you are in Equestria and able to freeze and resume time at will.
>While time is frozen, you can do anything you want.
What do?
>>27746018
rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape
that should be at least one rape for every citizen of ponyville
>>27746018
One man bukkake the entire town of Ponyville then unfreeze time.
I'd scream
>STOP! Hammertime.
and have a bunch of hammers appear out of nowhere way too often
You apologize, I penalize.
>>27745833
Shut the fuck up, urine-colored pony
>>27745833
I'm sorry?
Would you read/watch a fully ponified version of a series you like?
>Pic related
>>27745576
I'd kill to watch a ponified FNAF t.v show.
I doubt it.
An Mlp version of Lost wouldnt work
What do you think about Princess Cadence? Surely she's your favorite princess. Do you find her cute? Charming? Beautiful? Great singing voice? Would you enter a raffle to win a lunch with her?
>>27745498
>a lunch
Sure, as long as I can bang her in the ass till she can't even remember the name of her husband
>>27745498
Favorite Princess, purely because the majority of clop made for her is top tier stuff.
>>27745498
I couldn't care less about her. She has about as much personality as a background character and her design is kinda shit
Why do I keep thinking of scrunchy faces? You did this to me /mlp/!
>>27745479
ey mang I dindu nuffin.
>>27745479
Embrace the scrunch
Why do they scrunch?
>Anon is banned from charging headlong into mirrors, trying to "Show Shim Sham [his] Ham"
>Anon is banned from showing his ham to anybody
>Anon is not allowed to vandalize museum exhibits because he believes them to be "not canon"
>Under no circumstances is anon allowed to have a pencil sharpener in the presence of unicorns
>>27745070
Fuck the police.
>>27745070
>Anon is not allowed to vandalize museum exhibits because he believes them to be "not canon"
You got a chuckle OP.
>>27745070
>Anon is not allowed to set princess celestia's mail on fire. despite his pleas, only spike the dragon's breath is capable of teleporting mail.
How could you bastards do this? You turned one of the most recognizable images of WWII, a bloody event, and turned it into a pony thing?
>>27744795
no shit
all bronies should be chemically castrated
and sent to a resettlement facility in the arizona desert
>how dare people insert pixels over top of other pixels
>>27744795
Stop pretending to care about things you had nothing to do with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nX2Ud3HvA0
>>27744702
I don't watch the show
Not particularly funny, but a good scene regardless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgY5euHPc64
>>27744729
>Not particularly funny
Are you loco in the coco?
Ugly versions of MLP characters only.
:3c
How do you feel about the declining popularity of MLP?
>>27744420
I guess its fine. I mean, at least the majority of the cancer that got on the ride simply because it was popular is gone now.
>>27744420
i like it
it means that the odds are good some of these bronie faggots have killed themselves.
>>27744420
>420
Noice
Why is she so perfect?
Who?
It's cause of these hot steamy puppies.
:3333
Last time on, PotionQuest..
>You are a mare who enjoys potions
>You clean up your messy room
>After, you proceed to take part in self hatred for your messy room
>You fall asleep in bed
>You wake up to a noise in the kitchen
>You arm yourself with a piece of glass
>It's a stallion rooting through your fridge
>You leap at him and he swings back with a pineapple
>He knocks you to the ground
>You get up and decide to talk it through
....What do now?
>>27743532
Why are you creating a new thread? Your old one is still up
Anyways, talk more. Ask who he is and what he wants from our fridge
>>27743563
(Huh, didn't know..)
You slowly trot over to him. "W-what do you want! This is my house!" He blinks, almost scared.
"I.. I just wanted some food.." He sighs and backs down slightly, even though being taller.
>>27743587
Why here? Why are you?
I don't see why nobody likes Luna, is it because so little episodes? Or is it because she is a secondary princess? tell me what you think
>>27743398
Stop posting this fucking thread.
>>27743398
Try the Moon-day thread.
>>27743409
No fuck you she is best pone
Is changing your waifu frowned upon?
Does it matter if it changes frequently or infrequently?
What if there are 2-3 pones that you simply can't choose a favorite from?
As in you wouldn't turn down one for the others?
Pic semi-related.
>>27743148
Having multiple waifus is heresy, degeneracy, absolutely disgusting, etc. Changing waifus is bad, but doing it once or twice isn't that big a deal.
>>27743148
None of them are real, m8.
>>27743148
It just means you're a bit fickle. You probably don't even have a shrine.
Wait, why is the MLP Movie coming out in 2017 anyway? I can't remember when they announced it, 2014? 2015? But EqG they pumped out like a new CoD game. They're not actually considering making a GOOD movie are they?
>>27743044
wow, eqg is mass produced shit, who knew?
>>27743044
it will be a flop and the ride will be finally over!
>>27743044
>You can have it done cheaply
>You can have it done quickly
>You can have it done well
Pick two AND ONLY TWO
