Pony
>>27755504
That's a rubbable belly.
>>27755504
Faggot OP
Him fat
>browsing /mlp/
>on Skype
>friend asks what I'm doing
>"on this place called /mlp/, basically grindr for ponyfags"
>friend-o laughs, I laugh then suddenly
>fucking Celestia busts through the door
>holyshitnotagain.avi
>I cry and plea, no rapey time please
>she has a 14" banana in her hoof
>"DO YOU LIKE BANANAS?!?"
>throw my dakimakura at her, my waifu will protect me
>Celestia is too powerful, I have no choice
>pull out the secret weapon
>my dicksword
>3' long dildo sword flailing around
>fights me irl, try to summon Shrek as a companion
>Shrek is busy
>fuck
>Celestia beats me down
>I pomf on the floor, try to do the dinosaur
>"Memes can't save you now!"
>this is it, I am kill
>the last thing I see is Celestia's rape face
>then a bright flash
>no pain, no tears, only dreams
>wake up 3 weeks later in the hospital
And that's the story of how I lost my virginity
>>27755314
I don't understand why you didn't cock-vore Celestia.
>>27755314
I think you forgot your '>be me', reddit.
>>27755314
>friend
Dohoho, brony writes fanfic about having friends
>'Um.. We don't serve that here..'
>>27755293
I just want a fucking burger.
>>27755293
Oh, silly. Rape is not something that gives you a choice
>>27755293
>No bubble bass order copy-pasted
I am disappoint.
I want Twilight to perform experiments on me
>>27755194
>I think this is just an excuse to have sex with science experiments
>Oh that's silly
>It is?
>Yes, there is nothing science related about this.
>>27755194
>benis :DDD
Bazinga
I want Rainbow Dash to look up my skirt
>>27755129
Are you wearing a kilt, son?
>>27755154
>Implying I'm a Scotcuck
I bet Applejack wears old granny panties.
You know, simple times, instead of the type of panties you see now.
Cute, no?
>>27755032
It's okay, I guess.
>>27755032
>>27755086
Ah, a race to outautist each other. Can I contribute?I'm still salty that a bunch of raridash fags edited this to switch Pinkie with rarara
>>27755269
Stay mad, fag
![endearing_luna_by_sakatagintoki117-d5otta9[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/dk5NkqZ.png "endearing luna by sakatagintoki117-d5otta9[1]")
Dear
>>27754898
M'lady
wanna
be
BIG
Short
>>27754429
ZIGGER
Now that the dust has settled, what are your true thoughts on this episode?
>>27754418
I believe in paranormal activities since I have experienced them.
>>27754454
Do tell.
>>27754418
I remember seeing an argument about that ep. on YouTube about something religion related then it became a huge debate. No clue why, but it's not the worse episode in the series.
Does this semen demon have a name, /mlp/?
>>27754275
Appuls
>>27754275
Worst pony.
>>27754275
i call it a tree. i didnt know tree fetish was even a thing.
What kind of things would you enjoy in a dating sim?
Complex dates? Minigame dates? Cute events? Acts of smuttiness?
>>27754212
realism.
The last two
>>27754212
Good romantic storylines.
Find a flaw.
>>27753943
She's missing a her horn.
>>27753952
>a her horn
Is this some kind of dank futa term I haven't heard before?
>>27753995
Nope just a idiot that knows that hooking is a art.
Lucky son of a bitch.
>>27753831
He was, until they noticed Chad Thundercock and Brad, who they then proceeded to get fucked by
>>27753831
Wait, I just noticed that Rarity is touching. IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!
>>27753831
>"If you help us, I will help you, darling"
Would you?
>>27753598
I'd be a fool not to give her first aid.
>>27753598
Someone hold my stuff. I'm going to kick this Anon's ass.
>>27753598
Would I what?
I'm not a mindreader, faggot, I don't know where I'm supposed to go with this shitass prompt of yours.
Do your parents or friends know about your obsession or interest in pone? Do they mock you or care?
>>27753007
That was ages ago, they don't care now.
>>27753007
They used to, until I stopped hiding my power level all the time. Now they don't care.
>>27753007
>this thread again
![maxresdefault[7].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jLTNnky.jpg "maxresdefault[7]")
