I want to make sex at that horse

>>27761843
My god. It's like if Fabio was a horse.

>>27761839
My answers in order
>Yes
>Who cares?

>>27761839

H-How much for... a boop job?

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>>27761839
Probably at least once, if only to see how it worked.

>>27761595
I want that ass on my face...

>>27761595
Evidence when?

>>27761607
Her ass makes her horn glow so the other unicorns don't get suspicious.

>>27760198
He's a big guy.

BIG pony

>>27760198
i wanna fug that horse

>>27758114
>Ponyville and Equestria by large is a socialist bureaucracy
What about a hearty no.

>>27758183
Applied to real life?
Absolutely, most certainly not.

In Equestria?

>>27758183
Don't think of it like that.
Think of it as a pony gf raffle.

>>27757304
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?

>>27757304
>sidesteps then does the Electric Slide
"Too smooth for you."

>>27757304
*teleports behind him*
pssh, is that all?

>>27755368
>EQG
Woul you look at that faggot?
I mean come on, come on, he's trying to be subtle about his rampant homosexuality.
Why can't you just say that you tale it in the pooper, huh?

>>27755368
My god AJ. I'd kill that pussy

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>>27755397
Applejack needs untied hair in the show, she looks so much better without a ponytail

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>>27753769

Challenges like:

>calming down your cute roommate before you give him a stroke
>being a responsible pone and practicing safe snuggling
>dreaming about being a big mare
>for him
>sampling exotic cuisine
>calmly handling a crisis involving a friendly vessel drifting into hostile territory
>befriending...
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>>27753769
You're back. This makes me happy.

>>27753878
It does! Don't try to steer. Just trust the bat.

This is a continuation of

>>27691384

Thread died while writing last piece.

>>27753267
Ask her again what's in the bottle

Roll for perception

You roll 17

So.... Grey?

Oh no.... She couldn't have.... She didnt.

Roll for perception

You roll 15

You look around, and see that there is an empty bottle lying on the floor of the Hut. You look back to Zecora, she is looking her lips with a dazed look.

She did.... So sneaky of her.... Kinky.... But sneaky..

"I didn't mean to have both of us drink it, but I had to resort to extreme measures" says zecora

Holy crap. You made her cum so hard she stopped rhyming.

"I suggest you get comfortable, we're both in for a long night "

Now what does she mean by thaaaaaaaa---

You barely get time to go over your thoughts before you feel strange sensations hit you, your knees go weak. And at this point Zecora grabs you and pulls you down. Curling herself around you.

You are now little spoon to a voodoo shaman zebra. There's another thing you never thought you'd ever do.

You feel yourself drifting into unconsciousness.

The last thought through your brain is some thing like "I'm going to give zebra a good Stern talking to once this is all done with."

But until then, you know. The warmth of Zecora spreading across your back, feels kinda nice.

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>>27667391
"Yes, yes, I'm fine, had worse. There are more pressing matters though", you say blankly and point down to the ponies on the floor
>Looking around for something to restrain the unconscious attackers you find a few ropes that are used to decorate the room
>Pointing over there you command the 2 pegasi to grab them, while you tell the others to bring the ponies together
"Now tie them up real damn tight, we gotta hold them here", you mumble...
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>>27751239
Blindfold the unicorns and leave check those rings.

>>27751271
Forget the leave part.

>>27747494
Tips and links:

Things you should know about before writing clop:
Vhatug’s tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup:
http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f

http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)
Had to. Puns are awesome.

Things you should know about writing:
Clever’s Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
How to into writing:...
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>>27747503
Here’s some new stuff that didn’t fit in the second post.

A couple writing podcasts:
http://www.writingexcuses.com/
http://typehammer.com/podcast/

An archive of how to write pretty much anything:
https://curiosityquills.com/limyaael/

An idea generator:
http://writers-den.pantomimepony.co.uk/writers-first-lines.php

A worldbuilding forum:
http://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/

Fuck me, it's good to be home. So, Rosen, I will have a critique for your story on Thursday.

>>27744870
Annnd welcome to my filter.

>>27732710
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>>27732988
>Glad she's been somewhat distracted and you no longer have to tell half-truths, you fill her in.
"I was told she'd be there, but I only saw Twilight. And Twilight herself was...
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>>27745003
I'm pretty sure it will take a while for everything to settle down, so we might have some free time. Works was REALLY crazy lately, like I mentioned.

>>27744940
Just filtering the ones with CYOA in their subject line, huh? Yeah, that only gets like 4/5 of them.

It is the midst of the battle. The Royal Enchanter, and your acquaintance, Ginger Spice, managed to construct a massive structure called “Crown Pillar”: an enormous crystal construction rising all the way through the sky. The dark magic inside the crystal formation is slowly starting to overtake the clouds above you, crystallizing the pure softness. The Pegasus ponies, many of who are experienced fighters and war veterans, as well as the elite whom call themselves “Wonderbolts”, are doing their best to destroy the pillar and all other of Sombra’s forces together with...
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You pause as soon as you enter the cloud terrace. It seems you are able to stand on the crystallized, ebon parts of the cloud. Sadly, that only makes about half of it strong enough to support your weight. The moment you raise your head you spot about a dozen more ponies waiting for you up here. One of them is wearing a very brutal and, at the same time, elegant helmet that is hiding her face. She has a blue skin and long, spiked blue hair. The moment she turns towards you, she immediately lifts herself into the air. Her wings are replaced with robotic counterparts.

Behind...
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>>27744694
Be prepared because that blue pony is likely a high ranking officer

>>27744307
Warn her about the thing in the house. In the meantime, let's look for anything that holds potential loot. Like lockers and such.

Also, ask Misty what kind of currency do they use here? I bet it's bottlecaps or something.

Forced post about nerds

>>27744368
It would probably be wise to warn Misty, too.
You tap on her shoulder.
>Hmm?
You point over to the house in question.
“That house gave me some seriously bad vibes last time I went in there. There might be somepony that wants to seriously murder us in there.”
>As opposed to something that will jokingly murder us?
“Dammit, Misty.”
She giggles a little.
“That wasn't even good.”
>Oh, sure it wasn't.
You look around for anything in the rubble piles around the area. You didn't feel comfortable going into any of the houses just yet. Not finding much, you decide to ask Misty about something that's been on your mind lately.
“So you said you've bought stuff off of some of the ponies here, right?”
>Yeah, what about it?
“So what kind of currency do ponies use here, anyway?”
>Just normal bits, surprisingly enough.
“Really?”
>Yeah! The vault door that's in my house used to be the door to a bank before ponies took it off. When the great collapse happened, the bank had enough money in it to supply the demands of the few civilized ponies around here. Pete is one of those ponies, evidently. But he's an old fella, and I'm wondering who's gonna take over when he's gone.
You stop looking around in the rubble piles. Looks like most of what is outside and in plain view has been picked clean. You're not sure if the houses around the area are the same, though.