>July 2016
>/mlp/ averages at 429.5 posts per hour
>Season 2 hiatus we averaged 1000
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>>27780099
It just means the bandwagoners are finally gone. Good riddance.
>>27780099
/mlp/ didn't exist yet
It was just one constant thread
ANON, QUICK! Valentine's getting away and we need a horse to chase him! Wich of your horses run faster!?
>>27780076
I'd nominate Applejack, if only because earth pony stamina will be useful for getting across the brutal terrain in the long trip ahead.
>tfw You will never unleash the Golden Triangle spin technique while riding applehorse
Fuck off, gay spaghetti cowboy
Fall off your horse, Johnny
>>27781140
rectangle*
Who is objectively the cutest pony and why?
Nyx becauseNo one loves her
>>27780073
All of them because they are all the cutest pone
>>27780095
/thread
>>27780006
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>27780006
>Humanized
Good riddance
There's nothing you can do to beat me.
I'm so good that you can't defeat me.
>>27779940
Fine Dash. You win. You can beat meoff.!
I want to be humiliated by Rainbow Dash.
>>27779940
Ah, but it is not what I can do to beat you, it's what you can do to beat me.
Would you still love poni if she only went into heat once a year and didn't want anything to do with your monkey dick for the rest of it?
>>27779774
Have sex please
>>27779774
I love poni for heart, not for ponut. Ponut is bonus. Once year? Accept.I'll happily spend the other eleven months fucking her buttcheeks. Maybe rubbing it on her muzzle while she sleeps. Sure, maybe she wakes up and gets a little upset. That's when I cum
It depends. Does she love me back during the rest of the year? Can I still do cute things with her?
You came back from work. It's been a hard day and the only thing that keeps you awake is the vision of your wife and kids waiting for you at home. Once there, she greets you with a forced smile and a kiss so sweet yet so bitter that you can physically realize something's wrong. You ask her what happened.
>Nothing dear, really.
You don't buy it and demand answers. She keeps evasive, but after about half an hour she takes the kids to their bedroom.
>Anon, I don't know where to start
"What can be so wrong that she's all like this?" you think.
She starts crying in a very emotional way. She's doing her best to hold back the tears before telling you what happened. You feel the cold sweat in your back as heavy as lead.
You hug her and softly but firmly and tell her "honey, I'm here. Everything's going to be fine" in an effort to make her feel more comfortable.
>You know I went to my pap smear yesterday. After the test, the doctor said he'd like me to have a blood tes- I CAN'T DO THIS
She burst in tears. She can't hold it anymore.
>Dear,I'm HIV positive. I don't know how or when, but that's how it is. I'm going to die.
What would you do?
HIV isn't necessarily a death sentence senpai
>>27779636
Find a cure
>>27779636
What the fuck
By the look of their faces you can surely say, someone was inside someone
>>27779145
I would
>Cumming in apple pone.
Ew. Gross.
>>27779145
you had an average, ordinary pony. now you have worst pony, gj op, you fucked up
What is your favorite pre-FiM incarnation of pone?
>>27778967
G3.5 ofc
Which waifufags can't handle the banter most?
>>27778603
Spikefags
>>27778603
Flutterfags, Rarafags and Dashfags.
Why did the SpikeLight threads stop? We need to bring it back
>>27778274
Nyxlight > Spikelight
>>27778274
I'm 100% up for this
>>27778274
Because if a ship that can work out with gradual incline and actual story-based formations ever pops here, people usually ignore it, especially when it includes any ass-backwards character that can be formed with a ship like this.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/06/new-summaries-appear-for-episodes-14.html
Hahahah Nyxfags get BTFO!
>>27778057
More like
>DASHFAGS btfo
>>27778057
>Hating Daring Do
I'm gonna have to smack a bitch
>>27778057
>inb4 entire episode is writers on damage control for shilling toys and shitty resolutions
You suddenly find yourself in a hiatus in the middle of the summer. What do you do?
>>27777917
Encourage OP to an hero.
>>27777917
Shitpost.
>>27777917
clop
There won't be a season7. This is going to be confirmed at SDCC, but here's the fact: Toys, Movie, a fourth EQG... And it will all be over.
Nyx will be canon before MLP ends
>>27777902
>you will never give Tara a hamburger to recite sexy lines in Twilight's voice
>the ride
>over
Hooray for alternating quests!
Why should you play this CYOA? Who doesn't want to be a Sirene™.
Last thread: >>27509668
You can also catch up on Anonpone: https://www.anonpone.com/alchemy2/
What did we do?
>We met a stupid bat that tried to rob us
>Defended ourselves
>Got flashbanged
>Chased her off
>Went into the forest
>Met some hungry timberwolves
>Jumped into a river
>Woke up close to a town
>We are currently doing business
>>27547651
>>27547662
"I-I'm sorry I don't have any money with me right now", you apologize to the mare
>She immediately gives you a look of disbelieve, followed by an angry glare
>Holding up a hoof you respond quickly though: "B-but I know how to g-get some! C-can you please hold on to the items for me?"
>The mare doesn't stop glaring at you, "what are you planning, whoring yourself out? Not interested", she remarks coldly
>Shaking your head you explain to her how you have your stuff a bit outside of the town and that you left it there to dry
>Her expression softens and she nods after hearing this, "alright, I'll hold onto this. Hurry up though, will ya?"
>With a smile you nod, and turn around, hopping out of the store while waving a hoof
>You quickly trot down the the dirt road between the houses, most ponies ignoring your presence
>Until a voice stops young voice stops you from behind: "Why do you look like a fish?", the what you suspect to be a filly asks curiously
>You should get the money quickly, do you have time to deal with a filly?
>What do you even respond, how would you even explain being a seapone to a young pony
>Maybe it'd be better to just ignore her and continue on with your path?
>>27777731
We can talk and walk at the same time.
>>27777731
I look like a fish because I'm a siren, I was born that way!
