Remember when Starlight Glimmer told Princess Twilight to shut the fuck up?
>>27771057
Remember when Ponyville committed collective hate-crimes against Zeccora?
>>27771057
Remember when Golden Oak Library was demolished so a Jewish monument could be erected in its place?
Good times.
Remember when spike was recognized as a god and got crucified?
You have 10 seconds to prove your tiny horse-loving ass not autistic
>>27770751
Or what?
>>27770751
>takes off fedora
>Well m'lady, I-
>(gunshots heard offscreen)
I'm autistic, depressed, and sometimes question why I still come to this godforsaken board.
Några fler svenskar här?
Nej, gå och lägg dig!
>>27770727
>"The night will last forever!"
What did she mean by this?
It means you need to go back to >>>/tv/
Silence, will fall
She meant the night would last forever
/bug/
The Chrysalis/Changeling Thread.
Post your green for the queen edition.
Post your bug bites, sex shops, changeling noire, as well as all the rest.
Last thread
>>27580702
Link to /bug/ Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/PjB4LKgd
>Canterlot, day of the wedding. You are a royal guard named is Lucky. You are a brown unicorn stallion patrolling the streets.
>Another boring day of being paid to do absolutely nothing.
>Your black mane sticks out sharply from your helmet, warm from being out in the sun all day.
>You regret not getting assigned to guard the royal wedding. There would have been so much extra cake-
>“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!” A mare cries out from the other side of the street as she points up towards the sky.
>“The barrier… look!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHCrWSnrIcg
>You see hundreds of small black creatures pounding against the barrier.
>Fear grips your mind as you continue to look in terror.
>The threats made against Canterlot... the possibility of invasion… this was it...
>There were so many of them, they sky was practically black.
>Several ponies come outside from their homes to see what is going on, and a large crowd gathers on the street before you.
>“It’s cracking!” The mare yells.
>The pink barrier surrounding the city begins to fracture.
>Your fear begins to be replaced with courage as you remember you have a duty to perform.
“Everyone! Back into to your homes! Take cover! We’re being invaded!”
>The ponies gaze at you for a second and then look back at the cracking barrier.
“Take cover now! The barrier will crack any-”
>SLAM!
>With a loud thud of all the black colored creatures hitting the barrier at the same time, the barrier shatters to pieces.
>All the ponies in the street scream and run for cover.
>You ready your spear and watch the sky.
>Green trails of light begin to fall down over the city like comets falling from the sky.
>You watch as the green trails of light explode upon hitting the ground, causing destruction upon impact.
>A green flash of light impacts a building half a block from where you are standing.
>A explosion sends debris flying through the air.
>>27770688
>You run to investigate. As you arrive you see several ponies running out from the clothing store.
>“It in there!” A mare yells at you as she runs by you.
“What's in there? What is it?”
>The mare keeps on running.
>After all the ponies finish running out of the building you grab your spear tightly and run inside.
>Several pony mannequins lie throughout the store, some still standing while most have fallen flat on the floor.
>Clothing and debris litter the ground.
>In the middle of the store lies a lone earth-pony stallion clutching his leg.
“Are you alright?”
>“It's in the back room! Hurry! I think there a pony back there with it!”
>He points to a set of closed doors.
>You quickly run to the doors of the back storage room.
>Fear grips you as your spear shakes within your hooves. You slowly use your magic to open the door.
>The door slowly creaks open to reveal the dark room.
“Who’s in there! Show yourself!”
>It's too dark to see, so you cast a light spell from your horn.
>Several shelves filled with boxes fill the storage room, but there is no sign of anything, pony or otherwise.
“There's nothing back here.” You say to stallion, eyes still focused on the room.
>You notice a green flash of light out of the corner of your eye.
>You turn your head.
>Where the earth pony once laid now stands a bug-pony-monstrosity with a fully charge green horn.
“Ohhh sh-”
>Before you can even blink the monster lets forth a burst of green magic from its horn.
>The burst flies quickly through the air and hits you right in the face.
“GHHHHHHAAA!”
>You yell out in pain as you collapse on to the floor, your spear goes flying from your hooves.
>Your blood splatters across the clothing store, landing on a display of new summertime dresses.
>Both of your front hooves clutch your face in pain.
>Your vision goes both blurry and red as blood begins to cover your face.
>>27770768
>As you slowly raise your head to look up at the creature that just struck you.
>All you can make out is a blurry black blob standing in the middle of the store.
>A few seconds pass by as the creature just stares at you.
>Anger boils up inside you.
“You’ll pay for that!”
>You move you hooves across the ground in search of your spear.
>The horn of the monster begins to glow green.
>Out of the corner of your blurred vision you can just barely make out a long spear being levitated away by green magic.
>You grab for it with your hooves but it quickly escapes your grasp.
>You watch as the spear is levitated towards the blurry black figure standing in the middle of the store.
>As it reaches the figure, you hear a snapping noise as the spear is broken in two and then thrown to the ground.
“No…”
>The figure begins to walk towards you.
>Tears and blood form in your eyes.
“No, No, NO!”
>You begin struggling to get back on your hooves, but the pain and dizziness from the facial impact is too much.
“You... you stay away from me! “
>The black figure stands only a few inches from you.
“No! Get away!”
>You attempt to flail your hooves at the creature, but it uses its wings to hover in the air out of your reach.
>“Try to relax, struggling will only make it worse.” There creatures says with a raspy masculine voice.
“NO!”
>You attempt to stand up again, but it is in vain.
>The creature lands on you, pinning you to the ground.
>“Relax… think of the ones you love.”
>The creatures horn begins to turn green. Your mouth is enveloped in a green magic field.
“W-what are you doing?”
>The creature drops down closer to your face.
>“...Feeding”
Would you?
>nigger ponut
>>27770577
>racemixing
>scat
>>27770577
Did somebody Photoshop an anus in the middle of that doughnut?
I really, really, really love this horse.
She's smart. She's funny. She's pretty. She's charismatic. She has the powers of a god.
>>27770210
>>27770394
We get it, you like shit.
>>27770210
>>27770394
She's best girl and deserves her own episode. Why can't Hasbro dedicate an episode? Even spike gets one minimal per season.
Is it even worth writing a erotic fanfic anymore? Do people even read fanfics?
>>27769961
Past Sins
no, it was all a ruse just for you.
dont you feel silly now?
>>27769961
Where do you think you are? Practically half of this board is low-quality erotic fanfiction. And people don't just read it, they practically beg for it.
WWRDD?
>>27769889
>Come inside
>>27769889
im sure shed lick a vag or two, thats what rainbow dash 'ould do.
IWTCIRD?
>all these EQG threads
>>27769881
Because whether or not you like it sir, equestria girls is a part of the my little pony storyline, and is actually really good
>>27769904
>actually really good
Shill detected
>>27769881
Complaining about it doesn't make it better, faggot.
>Enemies of Equestria hear me.
>You have come here to die.
>The Immortal Goddess Celestia is with us, and we invincible.
>Her soldiers will strike you down.
>Her war-machines will crush you under their hooves .
>Her mighty guns will bring the very sky crashing down upon you.
>So make yourselves ready!
>You can not win
>DEATH TO THE FALSE PRINCESS
Emprah wants tacos
>>27769704
I don't have time for this
I want Rarity to kick me in the stomach and tell me that it was all my fault. I want her to make fun of my penis and compare it to a stallion's. I want her to tell me that I am worthless and will never matter to anyone and that I look hideous with and without my clothes on.
>>27769439
I want Rarity to sexually molest me
>>27769481
I want Rarity to bite down on my scrotum and leave teeth marks.
>>27769481
I want to sexually molest Sweetie Belle in front of Rarity.
>Starlight Glimmer will probabily appear in the next Equestria Girls movie
>EqG fags will get upset about this
>Sunset Shimmer will still not appear in MLP:FiM
Honestly I feel sorry for Shimmerfags.
good
>>27769363
>trying to start shit with garbage characters
You know who we shouldn't feel sorry for? You, faggot.
>>27769394
You appear to be the only one here that's upset.
What does /mlp/ think about Neal Dusedau?
The writer of hit episodes such as Princess Spike, What About Discord? & Applejack's "Day" Off
>>27768130
That he should stop writing for pony. Pretty much every cool premise that you can think of will be aboslutley trashed if the episode is written by him. He manged to fuck up Discord, which is almost impossible as he is the easiest to write.
>>27768130
That guy has a punchable face and some of his tweets like that one reminds me of that SJW faggot Mclntosh
>>27768130
Literally shit tier writer. What About Discord was the first episode I couldn't sit through without questioning what the fuck I was doing with my life. Applejack's "Day" Off was the second. I try my hardest to be unbiased about the writers by not reading who wrote it before watching an episode, and honestly it's disappointing that two of his episodes are the only ones that made me die a little without even knowing who it was.
>At PonyCon AU 2015 in Australia, it was stated that the film would not be related to Equestria Girls and that the production staff is "going all out on it, to make sure it doesn't just feel like an extended episode."
So, the full works?
>mfw symphony orchestrated My Little Pony theme
Honestly though, what do we think lads? What are the staff going to do to avoid the dreaded "90 minute episode" pitfall?
>>27768017
Enjoy your Starlight Glimmer movie where the entire plot is all about how special and unique Twilight Sparkle can be.
>>27768017
>Honestly though, what do we think lads?
Thiessen's back. It can't possible fail.
Neo /mlp/ will hate it. Oldfags will love it.
>>27768101
This.
