i would like to see just HOW much ponyporn you guys have i have created a booru dump your folder here http://ponyporn.booru.org/
>>27750722
I don't have any. I just look it up when i'm horny.
>>27750729
waiting for people who do if you want to you can ad some anyway.
>>27750729
This nigger gets it.
Rate EqG movies by:
Plot
Songs
Villain
Animation
Shit that doesn't make sense
>>27750645
Dude, fuck you.
>>27750659
Stay mad autismo maximo
>>27750645
>a great movie
>a good movie
>POWER GAP
>EQG 2
>that stuff you squeeze out of a zit
>radiactive waste
>EQG 1&3
Hey, /mlp/. I just got a call from work and they need me to come in. Can you watch my daughter for me? Her mom is planning some kid's birthday party. I promise I won't be gone long.
>>27750373
No one is going to rape your fantasy daughter you sick fuck
>>27750373
Someone get some chocolate milk. Baby ponies like chocolate milk right?
Role play isn't allowed. Please kill yourself.
I want the Gordon Ramsay pony to pour spaghetti sauce on my noodle and play with my meatballs.
>>27750106
Don't forget to end it with Alfredo sauce.
>>27750106
>"IT'S A PRETTY PATHETIC SAUSAGE, INNIT?"
>"THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WIF' IT?"
>"EVERYPONY STOP! COME 'ERE AND JUST FEEL THAT, YEAH?"
>"DO US A FAVOR AN' FUCK OFF!"
"Yes, Chef."
>>27750396
Kek
Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Version: 2.0
Recent updates: Tons of new content, modified the effects of update 1.5.
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your RIGHT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
EQUIP STONEGUARD CHESTPLATE, UNEQUIP IRON ARMOR
>>27750040
IT'S BACK
Look around where I am.
>>27750040
Ay, it's here! Now I can finally join.
Unicorn, Male.
Items on my right: Pen, Notebook, and my good ol' carbon fiber Knife.
>You suddenly find yourself in Equestria.
>You have a pen with special magic.
>Everybody will believe whatever you write with it, no matter what it says.
What do?
>>27750038
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>27750038
Everything I write is a lie.
>>27750038
"I am the sexiest human in Equestria"
Caps from the show thread.
Hardmode:no mane 6
>>27749893
Totally forgot this exists
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/599220
>unicorn twi
she's gone, family
she's gone
crying.jpeg
>>27749701
The ending is just as disturbing as the game itself
>>27749747
Twilight will lose her wings in the movie
>You know what I just found out?
>You're a virgin!
>Hee hee hee ha ha!
>And you expect your waifu to love you.
>She won't even respect you anymore once I tell her!
>How can anypony respect a virgin?
>>27749567
How can you tell her if you're dead?
>>27749567
At least the Twifags are lucky, she's probably a virgin too
>>27749567
But Pinkie, you ARE my waifu.
Personality = 0
>>27749388
Still more than you :^)
>>27749388
Canon level = 0
>>27749388
Thread quality = 0
How do you all think a Borderlands and MLP crossover would work? Pic only semi related.
>>27749383
Like fallout equestria, but it doesn't take itself seriously
>>27749383
borderlands 2
>>27749394
The fact that people to foe seriously just shows cancer can have cancer
Can alicorns get fat
>>27749331
TWIGGY PIGGY
TWIGGY PIGGY
>>27749345
No bully pls, it's a glandular problem.
>>27749345
I've forgotten about her. Silly me
God job, Anon. You had me for a second.
saw this on Horsenews.
best pone dictator.
Which political alignment is Lorelei exactly? Authoritarian? Nazi-ish or comunist?
I'd write more about her but I gotta know more.
>>27750317
it's a dystopian political
>water, food, entertainment, news, transport, etc. everything under her control
>the country is full techno, with nothing natural inside. no parks, solariums, not even trees in the street
>social life it's given from birth to death. everything is a social ladder
>she keeps people ignorant and scared with false propaganda
>unicorns are forced to wear anti-magic rings in their horns, and pegasi uses body jackets that doesn't allow their wings to fly
My girlfriend dumped me.
Can we have a happy pony thread?
Anything is welcomed MLP EQG. Heck, you can even insult me for asking a tseudo-hugbox I just need to distract myself
https://youtu.be/0DJbjw5LaLA
https://youtu.be/uviRHXU-Y8o
https://youtu.be/lQKaAlMNvm8
>>27749225
>My ex-girlfriend dumped me.
ftfy
>>27749237
Thank you for correcting me anon
How do I get back into the show /mlp/?
I used to enjoy the episodes, but after being on this board for a while, I can safely say that the porn, green, and other shit has ruined the innocent charm that it gave off.
>>27748846
Stop being an autist and don't relate the two?
This is exactly what I have been thinking about myself.It might have to come down to getting off the ride, Anon.
>>27748846
Go find a good blind reaction to the show that starts from the very beginning, Watching someone else's perspective of the show almost feels like seeing the show for the first time again.
