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Are Sunburst and Sunset related somehow?
>almost identical color scheme
>magic talent and magic theory
>studied at Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns
If they are related, it's not canon.
>>27909738
I could definitely believe it, everything you listed does make sense and I think it'd be interesting.
>>27909738
It would be interesting, but its rare for the writers to take advantage of things like this.
I want to create content on my free time but these ridiculously sexy ponies are keeping me masturbating. What do I do?
>>27909545
I masturbate to my waifu at least three times a day and it doesn't take longer than 10 minutes each time, stop making excuses
>>27909545
jack off while writing/drawing clop
>>27909545
>Make lewd things
>Fap to said things
>Share with us (optional!)
>Profit
How can we get a better simulation of a pony than this before the show ends
Think realistically anon
>>27909298
I want tokill all the zebras, or Ziggers, as I like to call them
>>27909298
>>27909298
This is the closest i can get to a mlp:fim pony.
So I definetly would!
Congratulations , you are now in a romantic relationship with your pony wafui somehow
just than a portal form earth reveals your family
how would they react to you fuckin colorful magic horses
>>27909262
>"Mom, dad, this is Celestia, my gi-, marefriend."
>Dad:"Oh thank you, thank you, thaaank you. See, honey, told you he wasn't gay."
>Mom:"SHE'S A HORSE."
>Dad: "A REAL LIVE BREATHING FEMALE HAS TAKEN AN INTEREST IN OUR SON, THIS IS NOTHING SHORT OF A FUCKING MIRACLE!"
>>27909262
They would probably just be happy I finally have a girlfriend.
>>27909262
>"Told you he wasn't gay." replied the sister.
>"At least he isn't gay." said the father.
>"You would fuck a horse." announced the brother.
>"Oh dear god what are you doing?!" shouted the mother.
>"There goes 20 dollars..." peeped the uncle.
They really don't care.
/mlp/, I just got the first girlfriend I've ever had, and she's a brony!
>mfw
What about you guys? Have ponies led any of you to RL relationships?
>>27909189
Ponies have lead me AWAY from relationships.
>>27909189
Haha, amazing bait, this will undoubtedly provide lulz and material for future cringe threads.
Thanks, dude.
>>27909189
She's getting blacked behind your back
L I T E R A L L Y
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>>27909139
I took one of those a minute ago. You shouldn't post images of your scat fetish
>>27909201
>>27909201
Im seeing a absence of Sunest x Starlight storys, lets fix that now anon.
>>27908992
Best ship
Oops i meant Sunset not Sunest
>>27908999
Trips declare it.
Nightmare Moon did nothing wrong.
she didn't win
>>27908936
Nyx*
Use her proper name shitlord.
>>27909075
>proper name
*the one assigned to her by the facist regime she opposes
Would you ?
>>27908742
>no hooves
I'll be afk for a few hours so, in advance,
>>27908whatever
Dumb frogposter.
>>27908742
throw a grenade? yeah
>>27908742
Hide this shitass thread?
You know it.
Scilight
>>27908502
I see you up there, bookhorse.
No, you may not watch me fap.
Twilight isn't a scientist.
The pony store is out of ponies and this is the only one they have in stock. Would you?
>>27891219
Yessexually
>>27891219
Trow Salt
>>27891219
What, no, I want the autistic rock pony, not the bitch pony.
Mares belong to stallions not men!
FUCK OFF APES!!
>>27908455
>Belong
What's the problem, colt? Did mom caught you clopping to neighponese animation?
what is this maresoginy, mares belong to themselves as all individuals.
except spike, he is a slave
>>27908455
We'll trade you our women for mares
Would you have a relationship with someone if you could see them as a pony?
>>27908345
As long as it wasn't anthropomorphic. If she appeared as a pony, maybe, if she was into it. Augmented reality hasn't really gotten the far yet.
>>27908345
>1. on the top
>2. on the bottom
:I
>>27908345
You may look like a pony, but you're still a rotten human underneath.
>Been farming since birth
>Has to be shown by ponies who have never farmed before in their lives how to make the most simple improvements to her methods
Is Applejack seriously this stupid?
>>27908161
Yes.
Shitty writing.
But, like it or not, it is canon. So we must explai itthats not AJ. Its a changeling
Don't mistake ignorance with stupidity, it's surprisingly easy to get stuck in routines that have worked for us at some point in the past. I've met a few people in farming/agriculture that tend to do things that don't exactly make their job any easier, all because it's worked at some point.
JUST
COCK VORE
I want to cum on Rarity's wrinkly face.
>>27908073
Marshmallows melt when wet.
