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Gonna fap. Dubs decide the fetish
>>27899915
Vore
>>27899915
Your mom
>>27899915
Scat
Post ponies who also happen to be robots.
>>27899646
>>27899646
Steampunk...anyone?
>>27899646
>tfw there is a spooky skeleton inside your waifu. And a cloud.
>>27899203
Newbie Dash isn't canon.
The cloud is her cervix. In Equestria, your dick can pierce the heavens in a whole new way.
You're in Equestria, good, neutral, evil, doesn't matter.
Where do you reside?
Pic related
>>27899097
I would probably reside in the shadow realm.
>>27899097
I plan to fuck bad bitches.
>>27899097
I think I'll get myself a nice, roomy place in the Canterlot brownstone. It'd be worth it to have a view like this every time I go out.
Anyone got a download for the new album on iTunes/Amazon?
>>27898830
Are there any new songs?
Track listing is pic-related. No idea if any are album exclusive, I'm looking at it in Apple Music as opposed to the store.
>>27898881
None of them are new or exclusive to the album.
Dragon Lord Torch is one of the biggest creatures we've seen. Like the Ursa Major, another huge creature, both of them are with child.
So the question remains.
Has anyone else imagined them fucking?
>>27898771
Porn of Torch fucking the Ursa Major when?
>>27898771
>"Most reptiles reproduce sexually and have internal fertilization. Males have one or two penises that pass sperm from their cloaca to the cloaca of a female. Fertilization occurs within the cloaca, and fertilized eggs leave the female’s body through the opening in the cloaca. In a minority of species, the eggs are retained inside the female’s body until they hatch. Then the offspring leave the mother’s body through the cloaca opening."
Torch Took a giant semen...
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Do you agree with the pretty ladyman /mlp/?
>>27898586
What happened to Chris? He really just went to far with all this nonsense.
>>27898607
Was so desperate to get a girlfriend he tried to be "smart" and became a """""tranny""""" without op, so he can please both Lesbians and Straight girls.
Not even joking.
Now he's not only a manchild, but an ugly as fuck manchild.
>>27898617
That's not even the worst plan Chris ever came up with. This tomgirl shit doesn't seem to be ending though. I figured he'd give it up when he realised that it wasn't helping.
Do you think he's finally found himself?
And Why?
>>27898379
It was me.
>>27898404
DELET THIS
You are a villain of Equestria.
Human, pony, whatever
What do you have on your itinerary?
pic related
>>27898004
I'm going to help Equestria and ask Luna to adopt me. Maybe make her turn me into a small colt. I'm so evil.
I also might throw a rock at that bakery that said I couldn't have that desert.
>>27898004
I'd be DIO because literally no magic can counter the ability to stop time.
>>27898004
I unscrew all the salt and pepper shakers in all of the pony restaurants.
You arrive in Canterlot as the only human. What do you do as your introduction?
pic related
>>27897908
Claim it for the Galactic Empire.
>>27897908
Bow to Celestia as a sign of peace. Tell her I mean no harm, them buy a house in Canterlot.
>>27897908
Scream at the top of my lungs "FUCK YOU /mlp/ I MADE IT TO EQUESTRIA, SUCK MY EQUESTRIAN DICK YOU COCKMONGLERS I DID IT WOOOO FUCKING LAD EAT SHIT EVERYONE WHO SAID I WOULD NEVER DO I FUCK YOU GUYS HERE I AM"
and then ask everyone to call me "Sir Anonymous"
>Keep making shitposts for the past few days about ponies getting hit by buses
>Turn on news today
>80+ people in France killed by truck
Is it bad that I feel a little guilty for this?
>>27897867
It's the future you chose.
>>27897867
It's meme magic
>>27897867
You're a faggot, OP.
Do pegasus preen? Do they preen only themselves or they preen other pegasus too? All pegasus like preening?
It'd be certainly fucking cute.
Along with all the r34 somehow including preening.
They've done it for a while.
>>27897239
There was a phase around 2013-2014 where preening was everywhere, it's a popular thing to write about, people sexualised it (to no surprise) and it makes good fanfic fuel
Congrats Anon! Through years of experimentation and mostly seer dumb luck, you've finally managed to end up in Equestria. Only... There's a few problems with this:
1. You're a regular human with no magic within you, nor do you have a cartoon body that can survive the shenanigans that regularly occur here.
2, You seem to have ended up appearing in a cave at the top of a mountain, without supplies. Fortunately, Pegasai happen to fly on patrol just below the cloud level of this mountain, so if you fell down, they'd catch you. Of course your body...
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>>27897192
You probably thought you were coming up with a novel and original prompt, huh?
>>27897192
Get down the mountain.
Most pony mountains can't be that tall, since in Dragonshy they got up to the top of the mountain in a day, with Fluttershy slowing them down frequently. If I'm near a city, literally fucking shout at Pegasi that you mentioned happen to be patrolling nearby until they notice me.
Shitty prompt, yo.
Die and become one with the magic of equestria, forming a benevolent spirit that blesses pones and guides them out of dense fogs and forests.
Show Vinyl some love by posting cute pics, as well as greens.
Vinyl Pastebin Collection- http://pastebin.com/u/Two_Echo
Regards, Anon (With ending)- http://pastebin.com/dtTcYGB6
Vinyl Greens-
Vinyl Scratch x Neon Lights 18+
http://pastebin.com/YwsptLtF
Wubs From Vinyl (Anon x Vinyl)
http://pastebin.com/TvHbH1xE
Fuck You (Anon x Vinyl) 18+
http://pastebin.com/Eq11meSG
Vinyl gets a ride from Anon 18+
http://pastebin.com/HutPuyAK
Vinyl Takes Anon 18+
http://pastebin.com/Pg5V9FTm
Vinyl and Anon date
http://pastebin.com/G8dJtww7
Stuttering...
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You let the Mother Trixie thread die.
Why?
>>27896834
It died?!
Shit, I'll never forgive myself for allowing this tragedy to happen.
>>27896834
>You will never be my son
>>27896875
>Because you're not real Leo
