How does /mlp/ feel aboot this?
>>27884625
Feels good owning the internet.
>>27884625
It deserves it.
PMVs are kinda faggy, but bearable as long as it's not either overly girlish or edgelord
>You're Anon, adopted teenage son of Twilight Sparkle and totally girlfriend-less.
>It's after school; you're at the library looking for some books for school when you hear a familiar voice behind you.
>"Um, excuse me..."
>You turn to see the voice's source, and find a totally unrecognizable unicorn standing there blushing, hoof scratching the back of her neck.
>Or, maybe you do recognize her? It's hard to tell...
>And that voice, it sounded like-
>"I couldn't help but notice the books you were carrying..."
>She points to the stack of literature piled on your back.
>"You like Star Swirl?"
"Um..."
>Realizing how long you've been directly staring at her, you avert your gaze.
"W-well, it's really for school..."
>"Oh, you're learning about Star Swirl's intermediate spells?"
>She inches a bit closer, eyes scanning the books.
>"Fifth edition? And Midnight Star's collection of light magic? I can help you with those, if you'd like."
STRANGER DANGER
>Mom disguising herself to be your fillyfriend
Y E S
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>>27883108
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESI'm the conductor of the poop train!
Would you a R63 version of your waifu?
Previous thread >>27791283
>tfw no R63 of Pizelle
>>27878847
who
>>27878838
Writefags:
RiggyRag !wql9fEjKic http://pastebin.com/u/RiggyRag
>no Spitfire thread?
Spitfire thread.
>>27878073
Wing rider, you know rainbow dash, is the most dissapointing, someday will break the record.
>>27879603
Sir, ma'am? Are you having a stroke? Are you okay?
Posting sexiest mature mare.
Feels thread.
I just want her to hold me.
Let's have a thread about the brave, independent mares who have broken away from the patriarchy to enjoy their sexual freedom. It is a shame to know that some ponies are on the wrong side of history who cling to their outdated lifestyle of holding on to their virginity until marriage, like Dash. That cunt must be autistic, she will never find that dedicated man of her dreams.
So let's post mares with a flourishing and healthy sex life beginning with this one.
>>27869746
>brave, independent mares who have broken away from the patriarchy
what Patriarchy?
Celestia is a dude?
>>27869805
Ponies never die of old age, they just get cock vored.
Previous: >>27837980
Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/walker/
You're a rookie planeswalker unicorn named Cascade Admixture, and you're smack dab in the middle of an increasingly dangerous mystery. 24 hours ago you were separated from a fellow planeswalking stallion as you made your way through an oasis city overlaid with illusion spells. You sought refuge from a monster in the manor of a local baroness, Needle Weaver, but it appears it was nothing but a trap to keep you inside the building where your abilities are nullified.
The baroness up until now has shown a sadistic streak as she ritually sacrifices creatures in her basement and has shown passive aggressive malice towards you. This morning she even coaxed you into her bedroom where she exposed you to a sexually violent vision of sorts where she murder/raped her family, but that apparently was a failed mindsculpting attempt if you were to believe her excuse.
Now, alone in her lab, you've discovered another layer to the mystery in the form of her spellbook. She, whether she is aware of the fact or not, is likely in the process of creating or becoming a lich. The giant black mana battery she's constructed and fueled with sacrifices is also possibly draining the life force of the ponies all over the city.
On top of all this an evil, disembodied female voice has finally revealed itself to be watching these events unfold - possibly even directing them - and has warned you not to interfere. You are beginning to wonder if that's not a bad idea after all.
You're still in the lab. Continue reading the spellbook to see if there's any more information that could be useful to figuring all this out? Head downstairs and try to leave the manor despite the "monster" guarding the door? Head into the basement to check on Needle and Talker? Or something else?
>>27869259
Since the sacrifice just happened, we probably don't have much time until she comes up. I vote we either look at the spellbook a bit more or go down to see if they keep the door locked. Not try to leave, just check.
>>27869259
As you consider everything you've discovered at this point, you head downstairs and to the front door. The sound of the "monster" on the other side is still present but your concern is on the door itself. Just as you observed before, the lock is rudimentary, practically useless. If there WAS somepony on the other side of the door, let alone a REAL monster, this flimsy lock would not deter their entry. You toggle the knob and the door unlatches with a click. The monster still thrashes against the wood from the other side, but there is no actual force on the door. You gently close it.
"Oh dear," the malevolent voice from upstairs whispers in your mind, "thinking about leaving so soon? Bah. Be my guest. I'll come for you soon enough, planeswalker."
And with that the monstrous noises cease. Did the spirit cancel her spell? Or is this some kind of trick? As you stop to decide what to do you sense another burst of black mana get siphoned into the battery. Did Needle just sacrifice another creature?
Leave while you can?
Explore around some of the other rooms?
See what the baroness is doing?
Something else?
>>27869613
Check the Baroness.
ITT: Are bolt action rifles more acceptable than machine guns in my pony war fic, using an aborted 'verse which never actually produced anything as the basis for your fic, getting overly butthurt when literally everyone tells you your ideas are dumb instead of stepping back and pondering whether or not they're right, Spike the combat engineer, no one reads the OP, the return of WaiWai, "No relation whatsoever", I want to write a deep political thriller that includes magic duels, deleting and reuploading your story until you achieve a positive vote ratio, and the last thread didnt actually have much material that didnt involve warfics
Tired of edgy, ill thought out gorefests? Bored of Equestria at War? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!
>FIMFiction Starter Kit (recommended fics):
Winners:
http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png
List of nominees by category:
http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/
>How do I write fanfiction?
Ezn’s guide - http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Politics and the English Language - http://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/
Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop - http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
Setting a story in motion - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufO8LbwTdu0
>Can you pre-read my story?
Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled and give us a link. Someone will take a look at it eventually.
>Reviews and riffs:
http://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom
>Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w
Old thread: >>27791530
fuck. I forgot to finish the subject line.
I guess this one is 64% more anonymous because fuck namefags
>>27858291
"64% more" works.
>>27858291
You missed your chance to turn this into a joke about unfinished fics or something.
There was definitely a joke like that in there.
Trixie green continuation thread
Original by BrownieTown
Reposted by anon
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/zs7421xg
Read up on it while you wait for him to get back. In the meantime, discuss Trixie and post Trixie-related pictures.
>>27849167
Fucking sweet. Been looking for this.
Op here. Kill me now. I didn't see the thread until now.
Here it is
>>27846072
>>27849194
(edit)
That OP posted some r34 and killed the thread. Let's migrate here.
Welcome to Pony Town, Please do not sexualize the Apple.
Unrestricted: https://pony.town/
Safe: https://safe.pony.town/
Feel free to play, write or draw what you wish.
Previous Thread: >>27836254
>>27866918
first
There is also /mlp/ server. It's as dead as the rest of main servers.
Rink: mlp.pony.town
>>27866932
kek, idiot
I want to tell Celestia I don't give a damn about her almost deity position in Equestria.
I want to tell her I don't give a fuck about her political importance and responsibilities.
I want to treat just like any other pony.
I want to play pranks on her.
I want to go on adventures with her.
I want to put her in awkward situations.
I want to tell her I'd like to rut her into oblivion.
I want to throw surprise parties for her.
I want to ride on her through ponyville.
I want to forge plans with her on how to mess with the other ponies especially Twilight.
I want to bait her with cake.
I want to boop her.
I want to make her embarrassed.
I want to make her feel like just like any other little pony.
Anyone else also want to do this also?
>>27841001
I want to tell her to lose some fucking weight. All that shit she eats has made her a right porker.
>>27841021
>implying that isn't one of her strong suits
Let’s get hypothetical.
You’re a writer who’s been going at it for a bit now. You really enjoy what you do and put your blood, sweat, and tears into each story. One day, you decide to post it in a random thread to get some feedback.
Just one problem: no takers.
You wonder if you should even bother writing; you decide to quit and move on to something else.
If that story applies to you, then hold your horses. If all you wanted was feedback, to improve your writing skills a bit, or maybe just see how others do it, then you’ve come to the right place. There are a few rules, however:
>Posting the story directly in the thread is preferred over a link to Pastebin, FiMFiction, etc.
>One story at a time.
>Don’t be a dick or asshole when reading or critiquing.
>All stories posted within the thread must be pre-written.
This thread’s purpose is to encourage writefags all over /mlp/ to write. We’re laid back here. Post what you want as long as it’s pone related. We’re not all “STOREEEYS ONLY!” We discuss topics such as writing techniques, interesting tropes, and bring forth story ideas. Let’s have fun.
>>27838291
Things you should know about before writing clop:
Vhatug’s tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup:
http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)
Had to. Puns are awesome.
Things you should know about writing:
Clever’s Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
How to into writing: http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
Writing rules from Navarone: http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Ezn’s Guite to writing Fanfiction: http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Writing Book for beginners: https://mega.co.nz/#F!pwo21SKA!dljqCUmOhkwLX3x9_ApEgQ
Help for creating OC characters: http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ocguide/
A few authors from different threads should you seek inspiration from their stories:
Flutterrape general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Active AiE general writers: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX
PiE general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy
>“How do I cure my writer’s block?”
Magic.
>“FUCK YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION!”
There’s no one way to cure it, but, if you can’t write, you may as well read stories. There’s more to writing than writing; there’s reading too, and that helps. Check some of the links above.
Try the following (keep in mind this won’t work for everyone):
-Figure out when it’s the best time for you to write.
-Fap then write*.
-Write anyway, and allow yourself to write shitty stories. More often than not, the block is the fear of it being bad. That’s what editing is for.
-Seriously, drink coffee. It’s a writer’s best friend.
-Listen to music while writing.
*Unless you’re writing clop, then listen to your boner.
>>27838302
Also,
Here’s some new stuff that didn’t fit in the second post.
A couple writing podcasts:
http://www.writingexcuses.com/
http://typehammer.com/podcast/
An archive of how to write pretty much anything:
https://curiosityquills.com/limyaael/
An idea generator:
http://writers-den.pantomimepony.co.uk/writers-first-lines.php
A worldbuilding forum:
http://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/
Alright guys, we gotta keep a closer eye this time
What stories are most popular on this board? Least represented?
In his dying seconds, Anon reminisces the events that led him up to this moment.
”Stay with me Anon! Everything will be okay…”
http://pastebin.com/u/Zirivak
Previous thread: >>27624712
>>27835955
Page 6 and no replies, i'm saddened
>>27835955
Glad you made a new thread.
>>27835955
I think it would have been best to let ziri make the thread when he would have content to post.
Would you a teenager fluffy heart?
>>27856038
Her design makes me want to throw up
>>27856038
Yeah
>tfw no princess pony gf
>>27856038
We're like, her uncle, or something.
Writefagging, Pictures, Discussions
Previous thread: >>27743343
Current Writefags:
Church !v.pI7t5q/w
http://pastebin.com/u/Churchpastebin
Rosenkreutz
http://pastebin.com/u/Rosenkreutz
mobius !9PEUyNz5zw
http://pastebin.com/u/mobius_
Past writefags: http://pastebin.com/usz0kvna
