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Upon arrival in Equestria you are faced with a choice you must make or be forced back to earth.
1. You can make any creature, regardless of gender, sexual orientation, or species fall in love with you completely and wholly. You can have as many you want love you without limit. The love is absolute, you being able to kill their family and they would still love you. But you cannot receive any form of sexual pleasure. It's a physical impossibility. No blow jobs, no hand/hoof jobs, no anything.
2. You are the most hated being in all of Equestria. Without question...
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Gee Bill two options?
>shit
Or
>shit
I can either be a sexless monster or a super rapist.
I'm having a hard time deciding.
>>27922091
New content, please
Well.
Well.
This may be the hardest choice I'll make this week.
On the one hand, getting constant royal head and keeping mares from orgasming except for at my touch would be legendary.
But dammit, if I'm going to Equestria, I want to actually participate in the hugbox that is Equestria.
I suppose I'd go with the sex, just because eventually they'd get used to me.
I haven't watched Season 6 yet.
Lets binge watch it together. If you want
twitch tv / kyrosnoknight
get your plushies, get your snacks, get comfy.
the show will begin momentarily
two streams in one day this is great
>>27922032
>starting at 1am in murica land time
its like you dont even like freedom
>>27922032
Bat Horse Reporting
ITT: Congrats! You finally got you cutie mark, what does it looks like?
Your mom
>>27921998
Hopefully not shitty and generic like those three.
Shit is background pony tier.
![img-1022231-1-Peewee_just_hatched_Se2Ep21[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/U7559Ai.png "img-1022231-1-Peewee_just_hatched_Se2Ep21[1].png")
They REALLY should've kept him. He would've been a fantastic and fun addition to the roster. We didn't even get an episode with him! Such wasted potential!
>>27921896
Where is Owlilicious?
>>27921896
>such wasted potential
This entire show is a wasted potential.
>>27921905
Was wondering if someone would chime in..
>>27921905
He's around. It's a big castle. I think he and Peewee would've got along, and could've both existed without it being a problem.
I like to imagine Discord in Three's A Crowd, and Peewee being like, "I ain't havin' any of your shit. >:/"
How much do your family and/or friends know about the current iteration of My Little Pony?
My parents don't know shit except a bit about the 80s series.
My sister seems to know a little
My 6 year old brother seems to have a little knowledge since I showed him a picture of EqG Rarity and told him she was his girlfriend and he responded that he didn't like ponies.
>>27921573
Mom knows it exists; dogs like to chew on Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. Brother watched up to about season two. His favorite was Fluttershy. Dad died before the show ever aired.
>>27921608
>His favorite was Fluttershy
No, wait, it was Rarity. And he thought Rainbow Dash was a dyke,
>>27921573
Nothing at all.
>try to click /mlp/
>accidentally click /mu/
>>27921520
>go on 4chins
>decide to visit /mlp/
That was yesterday
Why does this place suck away all my time?
>>27921520
>try to click /pol/
>accidentally click /po/
>>27921554
I've literally wasted many opportunities and time while remaining trapped here.
Thanks, /mlp/, you've ruined my life
I rather liked it.
>>27921376
So did I.
>>27921376
Painting in broad strokes today OP.
Are you ready for Mare Do Well 2.0?
I can't wait to see dashfags defending this one
>>27921179
>mare do well
this is prank vs prank. itd be more like if ponk and dash pranked each other instead of other ponies
>>27921179
Merriweather isn't writing so...
good night /mlp/
rip clopwork
>>27921137
sleep snug, smug.
>>27921137
Sweet dreams, flutter butter
Post your Thread Watcher
>>27920376
Oh my, this isn't show related at all.
>>27920397
of course is not, what did you expect? board is slow as fuck
Why not
How does the show help you cope with your great pain, /mlp/? Does the show help you at all?
>>27920314
>mfw they confirm the show is cancelled/over
>>27920332
It will happen one day, anon.
>>27920314
MLP is something I fap to.
Beyond that it's just a crappy 22-minute toy commercial. It doesn't deserve to be taken seriously.
Why are they so perfect?
>>27920267
ayy lmao
>>27920267
But perfection is subjective, silly.
>>27920273
>ayy lamo
What did he mean by this
You are now before two buttons. You can press one button, but you can't press the other button. And no, you can't just not press them either.
With that said, which button will you press?
>>27920098
Red one
>>27920098
tldr
>>27920098
Neither.
http://www.redtube.com/1088188
How does this make you feel, /mlp/?
HOW
DOES
THIS
MAKE
YOU
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>27920073
If I'm not in the movie fucking those girls then i don't care.
>>27920073
Where the hell is twilight?
>>27920073
A wank is a wank, so I don't care afterwards.
Faces of /mlp/ thread
>>27914261
>Edge nazi
Fag
>>27914261
No, I hate these threads, I always get rude comments about my inability grow facial hair.
>>27914300
>This guy can't grow facial hair
What a fag
