Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
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>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
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Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 146, every big tree starts as little sticks!
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Writefagging, Pictures, Discussions
Current Writefags:
Church !v.pI7t5q/w
http://pastebin.com/u/Churchpastebin
Rosenkreutz
http://pastebin.com/u/Rosenkreutz
mobius !9PEUyNz5zw
http://pastebin.com/u/mobius_
Past writefags: http://pastebin.com/usz0kvna
THATS RIGHT STILL ON TOP BABY
So many namefags. I guess top cunt gets top autists.
Do unicorns specialize in areas of magic? Like Shining Armor specs in shields, Trixie in stage magic and Sunny in pyromancy(unofficially). What would Twilight and Starlights specializations be?
>>27822578
Twilight and Starlight seem to be two of the lucky ponies that specialize in magic in general
>>27822578
Twi's seems to be teleportation, while Starlight's specialization could be time travel.
>>27822611
Starlight only time traveled well because she had the scroll.
Legend of everfree WILL NOT be the last equestria girls movie
Equestria girls sales barely dropped 10% over the last 4 quarters, and the sales are still very high, even before you factor in how the minis sales are growing to offset the other merchandise drop..
Equestria girls is still a massive gravy train for hasbro even if friendship games was a bomb, they're going to keep trucking EQG for at least a 5th movie; Unlike FIm which is running into problems of having everyone achieved their goals, Equestria girls is basically a blank slate.
Prediction: People will get mad at each other in this thread.
>>27820342
Move over, new spinoff coming through.
>>27820349
I disagree... faggot.
Post me here post em aaaall here
>>27818211
We've done bad things, good things, now I want to see sexual things take off.
>>27818339
i enjoy that idea
>>27818211
Only retarded betas would ever beat his/her companion.
Lyra likes to pretend to be a regular earth horse and wait for some human to commit "the bestiality" with her.
I'd like to listen to her neigh and whinny in pleasure
>>27817268
There a higher res of this?
>>27817268
Source on this image? Image search didn't help for shit.
Rules
1. To make sure each poster gets a chance, posts with no visual pone will be skipped.
2. If you want to fap to a 2nd pony and keep playing, you must finish fapping to the first.
>>27816479
Have fun
>>27816490
See >>27816475
>posts with no visual pone will be skipped
Thread for everything musical donkey related.
Octavia storydump http://pastebin.com/dMGiu2Rv
This one?
>>27811740
All of them.
So that's 5 birthdays of mine ruined in a row.
Fluttershy thread?
>likes Yellowuseless
I'm not surprised your birthdays been ruined
>>27810793
That might be the nicest thing said to me today anyway.
>>27810775
>ruined in a row
cant you just be more assertive and rape the people that dares to ruin something for you?
its like you asking to be called a faggot.
Post your phone home screens, onifam.
>>27809131
if i saw some obscure background of raritys cutiemark i'd probably use that
but i use this, don't want to reveal my power level now
Get to be comfy and hide my powerlevel at the same time
Home screen...
Welcome to the Pony Games! Vanilla tournament, please keep 75-90% of the tributes pony related.
>>27805590
>Straight to page 2
Rarity
Best filly
Previous thread: >>27739331
You quietly evaluate your moral compass on the elevator ride back upstairs. Why didn't you do something? You could have done SOMETHING. You're an accomplice to MURDER. You say these things over and over in your mind but you're still in shock so the self-inflicted guilt trip isn't exactly working as you'd figured. Or is it because you sympathize with the baroness?
Needle Weaver definitely IS evil, no doubt about it. But she murdered that creature in the name of science. Just because you don't like to think about it, it's not like things like this don't happen everyday. The way she took pleasure in doing it was sadistic, obviously, but you can't help but admire her enthusiasm for whatever it is she's plotting. In another time and place you feel as though you might have been comfortable sinking to her methods. Maybe the alternate universe version of you even did... Sigh.
"Now, now, no sulking in MY estate," commanded the young baroness as she wrung some ichor out of her mane, "we still have much to gleam from each other!" You both exit the rickety transport when it reaches the ground floor, Needle Weaver guiding you to the staircase that leads upstairs to her lab. "If you will excuse me but for a little while, my friend, I simply must clean this blood off right away. Once it dries it has this musty, old cheese smell that takes AGES to wear off! Haha! Run along upstairs for the time being and feel free to browse around."
She heads down the opposite hallway but pauses for a moment to turn and face you, grinning slyly. "I trust you'll use your discretion and avoid touching things you feel you... shouldn't... be touching. I simply abhor having my trust broken. So do those who discover they shouldn't have broken it. HAVE FUN! HEE HEE!" The baroness hums a cheery tune and vanishes around the corner and you hear a door open and close in the distance.
>>27804924
You're left to your own devices inside the manor. You can still hear that slime creature thrashing about trying to get inside the building; looks like you aren't going anywhere right now. Down the hall is the elevator to the basement where Talker is cleaning up that dead body. In the grand hall you could probably get something to eat. Upstairs is the lab and a bunch of other rooms you haven't seen. It's been a long, physically and emotionally exhausting day. Regardless of your actions you're going to need to rest soon enough.
>>27804925
Find a quest room to sleep in since we don't want to pass out from exhaustion.I swear if there's a plot twist where we get raped in our sleep or something... at least allow it to be someone hot enough for us. Because secret fantasies and all.
>>27804925
I don't think we'd have much of an appetite after that. Lets see if we can use any of our magic here or if the black magic is completely disabling us.
DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER TO DRAW VATS REQUEST EDITION
Horsefucker Radio begins in 5 minutes! Tune in here:
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(Click the Tune In button in the middle of the page)
Tonight I'll be spinning pony tunes, awful dubstep, and YOUR requests from 7:00PM to 11:00PM CST! To make a request just post the YOUTUBE or SOUNDCLOUD link in the thread below! Requests don't have to be pony-related, but everytime you make a non-horse requestI miss another show
My Sunday just got a bit brighter
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MiY-SgAFUUY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>27804373
wut
will be soon depending on where you live
Post all your ponies with guns.
Anthro is fineas long as they have decent trigger discipline
>>27801559
God bless.
>>27801559
>Not posting a thread about your superior neighbor in the north
>>27801559
>Anthro is fine
Welcome back denizens of /mlp/. After back to back wins by US military units last weekend, who will prevail this time?
Please keep tributes 75-90% pony related.
Spider-Shimmer
Trixie
Quicksilver.
Kinda early don't you think?
