Why doesn't EQG become a more sci-fi themed series?
Science isn't real
>>27821210
As a show it would be seeing Sunny and sci-twis proficiency with math and science but the franchise is about magic. We are getting more magic in LoE but is rumored to have a magic vs technology theme so we shall see.
>>27821210
Because they want the Monster High audience
What the fuck is this? Is this a joke?
>>27820810
This is so bad there's no way someone unironically made it.
>>27820810
At first I thought this is the kind of bad you actually have to put effort into to make it like that, but judging from that dA this one's serious
And I am entertained, the first 10 parts are just a fic and then it turns into comic, and it's delightfully shitty
>>27820810
I died.
What MLP VA do you have a crush on? I have a crush on Andrea
>>27826153
The mistake you made here was not choosing Tara
>>27826153
>Wanting to fuck a human and not a pony
Are you a faggot or something?
>>27826253
I don't want to fuck her, I want to suck her toes.
Hey guys, there's this thing going around where if you say the word "ponyjack", you fucking disappear or someth
>>27820541
Impossible
>>27820541
>rope
And if you say "Applejack" banjos start playing.
Why is this allowed?
>>27820321
Reality. We've all been there.
>>27820321
what a disgusting savage
>>27820321
Because military service is all about inflicting needless pain and injury on yourself at the arbitrary demand of your superiors, so you may as well get used to it early?
Can't we all agree that Pegasi are the master race?Surprised I don't see race superiority threads regarding the 3 pony races
Unicorns are objectively superior.
>you can fly? lel, we got a spell for that and everything else you can't do
Casters are broken to be honest family
>>27825785
Is that chocolate milk?
Unicorn thread now.
Would you help save Rarity, or just leave her there?
>>27825027
Probably help her and then after whatever adventure is over go home and fap to the memory of her naked there
because i'm a beta like that
i would help her and take it home for my night activites.
>>27825027
>Rape
S06E16
28 Pranks Later
Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand; the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine.
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-28-pranks-later/EP013304160143?aid=zap2it
>>27824342
i liked this episode but i saw it after telling my family to fuck off forever, seeing him fail and not try when every time i tried wasnt enough gives you an entirely different perspective, plus fluttershy a bitch
>>27824342
>the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine
OOOOOHHHHH BOY WHERE HAVE WE SEEN THIS BEFORE
Fuck yeah Rainbow Dash episode
Last time we got pranks was season 1.
Oh great and Magical Conch, who is the best pony?
>>27823327
Jacky Chan, in ladder factory holding a baby.
>>27823327
Nyx
Best writefag, or bestest writefag? Naranjita is best waifu.
who?
>you will never comfort Naranjita when she is offended by the school's attempt to make her feel excepted through Mexican stereotypes
>>27822721
Faggot13, senpai.
Weird Pony Gifs Anyone?
>>27819933
define wierd
>>27819933
bump
Aww shit she's crying again, someone calm her down!
>Boop the pone
>>27820076
>slap the pone
SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP
"calm dowb everything will be fine" phew i hate to see whores crying
>An Equestria where all resources, from Anon's perspective, have been used ; from food, to housing, to goodwill. An Equestria where Anon can't lay his hand down without finding it in the Cheeto dust laden grease-shadow of those that came before him, tearing down any edifice of potential happiness and leaving only the ruins of unease and uncertainty. This is where the Last Anon, our Anon, now finds himself.
>It all started as innocently as could be, with a sunbeam shifting through the boughs of an old oak just enough to hit Anon in the eye. He awoke knowing very little about his situation. He knew his name was Anonymous and he also knew Anonymous was not a name. He quickly surveyed his surroundings to find the offending beam of light that had awoken him and the old oak he had been sleeping under, a dusty old trail that seemed to lead to a quaint village of thatch-roofed cottages, and not a whole lot else. On his person he had a well tailored black suit, now covered in grass from laying under the oak for some unknowable amount of time, with a red tie. Anon did the only logical thing, he brushed the grass off of himself and start in towards the village.
>>27819302
>>27819308
Im listening
>>27819302
I'd like to imagine in this scenario that there'd be one Anon for each pony waifu/husband and he'd have the stereotypical traits of those particular waifufags
Would you bend over for her?
>>27818068
>Implying my boipucci isn't lubed up already
>>27818068
I'll just leave this here for future reference.
>>27818087
>my boipucci
https://www.anonpone.com/frostbitten/
“Well, experimental explosives are always a plus, and they're free too, so why not. They're small, so they should fit in the saddlebag just fine.”
You take them and put them in the bag. Who knows, they might come in handy at some point. You get off the rubble pile and head over to the door, opening it slowly. Of course it leads to a stairwell. One that only goes further down.
You hesitantly head down into the darkness, hoping that no crazy mutants come around and eviscerate you. Thankfully you reach the bottom quickly, opening the metal door at the bottom.
You seem to have made it into what used to be a sewer system. If it functioned at some point it doesn't anymore, because everything is completely dried up. Looking over to the left of the tunnel, you can see the flickering of a fire around a corner. The right path simply leads on into more sewer. A part of the place that does nothing but get darker as it goes on. You look in front of you, seeing a metal door on the opposite side of the path. It looks like it had a label on it at one point, but it was torn off for some reason. You weren't sure how safe any of these options were, but judging by the fact that you were so far below the surface, it's probably not going to be safe anywhere.
The only sound that meets your ears is the crackling of a fire echoing throughout the damp halls of the sewers.
>>27818033
Let's turn our light off and sneakily look around the corner.
>>27818033
Man it'll be pretty funny if the person tending the fire ends up being the stallion we ran across twice. I hope it's him.
>>27818065
Deciding that stealth is probably the right decision considering the circumstances, you turn your head light off and tread as softly as you can. Misty gets the idea and does the same, trailing as close to you as she can. You get to wall just beside the path the fire is coming from and take a peak. Around the corner is a barrel fire that lights up the path quite well. Well enough for you to be able to see what's next to it.
Laying on a sleeping bag on the floor is a mare decked out in full body leather armor. Most of her body is completely covered besides her bright green mane. Her face is covered by some kind of white mask that covers everything but her eyes, which are currently closed. Thank the heavens.
Misty whispers to you as quietly as possible.
>What is it?
“Mare. Sleeping, fully armored in leather.”
>Any weapons?
You didn't check for that. You look back over to her. She has a small dagger lying beside her, as well as a metal pistol from an unknown brand in a holster on her foreleg.
“Pistol and a dagger.”
>What should we do?