i want to drink her delicious marejuice from a cocktail glass.
Claim your waifu/husbando.
I claim Twi
Claimed
Claiming Pinkie Pie
>>27816473
Claiming
Have you fed your pony /mlp/? I took that last year.
>>27816466Nigga I have that same Ponk, and Scarlet is MY fucking name. Who are you? Stop stealing my identity, faggot.
>>27816488
I literally came back from a thread on /tv/ where someone was accusing me of stealing my own name.
Princess Scarlet is my OC's name btw.
Ponko is the best pony to feed
Would you?
>>27816377
Nightmare Moon is best Moon.
Serve and obey fully?
Obviously.
>>27816377
Do a 180 Ollie McKickflip on my skate board and shoot back to Chad High before the prom? You know it.
I just want to fly, I'm doing everything I can. Please guys, help me out.
>>27816337
I can throw you over a mountain if it would help.
I can help. You lay over my arm, and I'll run with you, see if you can get a running start.
Come sit by me, anon...
Ok onee-chan
>>27816069
Christ that's a big ass forehead.
>>27816086
nah, its the correct height. her hair is just huge.
I want to stick my penis in Dash's boipussy.
>>27816064
Anon, Rainbow Dash is female.
>>27816096
Proof?
>>27816099
You can search for that.
What do you think the Ponies' drug/drink of choice would be?
Without a doubt, worst Pony drinks herself shitfaced at night and hits Apple Bloom.
>>27815962
applejack daniel because apple
>>27815962
why would twilight sparkle go out of her way to hit applebloom when she has spike nearby?
>>27815962
>Without a doubt, worst Pony drinks herself shitfaced at night and hits on Apple Bloom.
Ftfy
/mlp/tan thread
>>27815737
nice 5
This is still a thing?
>>27816647
it is when artists are around.
/mlp/ play it?
No. It's haraam.
>playing any other GTA than San Andreas
ayyyyy
>>27815542
>playing gta
>not saints row
Do you think Equestria is such a wonderful place to live because they euthanise all the autistics and spergs or treat them like slaves? I think so.
But Dash wasnt euthanized.
>implying cyan and purpel aren't autists
>implying equestria is a wonderful place
It's a medieval kingdom with no actual science or automation populated by subhuman semi-intelligent horses.
>>27815209
Spike is like 12. They're treating him like you would a younger brother.
From 1-300, how hard would you go to town on r63 Blueblood?
>>27814963
I would go to>>27791283
>>27814963
301
Oh god, I can't stop thinking about this horse. I've gone three nights with very little sleep because I simply can't stop thinking about her.
Somebody please help me.
>>27814745
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hpzRcjTSSok
>>27814745
she is really beautiful, it's understandable
>>27814745
She is not real.
I am asking you for a gift, /mlp/.
My 21st birthday is in ~82 minutes. Sadly, my circadian rhythm is the most sensitive pussy on the planet and, as such, I can not afford to stay up for very long to fellowship with my fellow horsefuckers.
I won't be doing much for my birthday; I don't put much stock into holidays, especially this one. But if Anon cares to make this day even remotely special for me, there is something that can be done.
In stead of posting my favorite pony or doing me favors, tell me about something that justifies your will to live. Something that fulfills you, amuses you, occupies your time. Your favorite pone, your favorite green. Maybe how you make your hobbies pone related, even in the smallest of waysbecause threads have to be pone related.
If you don't want to go through the effort, or you can't think of anything, just throw a dart at your hard drive and show me the first pone related thing you think of. It would be nice to wake up tomorrow to some pure hugboxing and concentrated pone.
If not, thanks to every sorry son of a bitch who contributes to /mlp/ and keeps me coming back. Vidya is nice, women are fun, mother nature has her perks. But only you shitstains are good enough for me to come back to when all else fails.
TL;DR: Post your favorite pone related content and maybe tell me why you like them.
>>27814614
>tell me about something that justifies your will to live
it's life, bruh. Life of all kinds are precious, especially human life, and no matter how bad it gets, there's always a chance it will get better. There's very little will to life involved, as life should not require much will to sustain.
favorite pone is Octavia btw. I'm a /mu/tant who started on /mlp/, and always liked her portrayal as a mature, professional cellist.
>being this much of a self pitying edgelord
Grow the fuck up faggot and have some applejack. She's my waifu because she's no nonsense and is kawaii as fuck
Shut up.
1. Do you have an imaginary pony friend that you talk with regularly?
2. If yes, how as your life changed since you acquired your imaginary pony friend? If no, what is wrong with you?
>>27814480
If you don't have a pony tulpa, please answer "no" to the first question.
>>27814492
Tulpas aren't real my man.
>>27814496
>tulpas aren't real
>imaginary friends aren't real
No kidding.
They're still fun, reasonable, helpful, and all-together worthwhile. I'm not sure how much it really matters that they're not "real".
