>You're Anon.
>You're in a quiet corner of Twiggy's library, reading up on history.
>You see pone walking by.
>Pone seems stressed.
What will you do?
>rape
>>27809668
Oh boy I was getting nostalgic for the days where every prompt involved princess mary sue.
>massage
How rude.
>>27809524
What game is this? It's probably full of tumblrfags and redditors but I still want to know.
>>27809569
Pony town
Town.aggie.io
It was originally a couple of nor/mlp/eople but then tumblr, reddit, and deviantart flooded it with autism
>>27809616
Let me guess: it got featured on equestria daily.
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
>>27809484
Sorry, today is officially America day.
>>27809484
He didn't do much to save her 240 years ago
>>27809484
Stop trying to overshadow us,mom.
We need a game like stardew valley but with pones
>>27809261
ok
Kickstart it, faggot.
>>27809903
that would be multiple levels of copyright infringement. Better off modding Stardew Valley.
THIS SUMMER!!!!
This Summer!
The story the brony fandom has all come to know, when a mysterious filly from the Everfree has appeared with a resemblence to one of Equestria's greatest threats
>Sound tracks orchestrated by Daniel Ingram, directed by MA Larson and assisted by story writer Pen Stroke!
>"Woah Nyx! Why didn't you tell us you were an alicorn? Yeah you could so totally make Diamond Tiara jealious."
>In 2017 the secret will be revealed
Things go dark when a mysterious pony betrays Celestia!
>"Nyx, what's wrong. Why are you doing all this?!"
Hasbro presents: Past Sins
>>27809186
ONE ANON WILL RISE UP AMONGST THE REST, TO CLAIM HIS WAIFU
*explosions*
Visiting Mount Rushmore soon. Post presidential pones.
>>27809135
Please, no currently in-elected candidates, insane demagogues or otherwise. No Trump or Sanders pones under any circumstances. Hillary pones are acceptable only if accompanied by Bill pones.
>>27809145
>in-elected
Damn autocorrect. Meant "un-elected".
>go to college
>a stranger mentions /mlp/ and it's the best board ever it feels like you're on meth
>says it makes you a better person you can change your personality in many ways that it make people IRL hard to describe about you & your original self
>mfw this i
>>27808793
Talking to yourself again, OP?
>>27808793
You should have jumped in and told him to shut the fuck up.
>>27808799
I'm bored
Which do you choose?
>>27808764
The canon version which is neither a stuttering sperg nor a "oh look at me so oblivious teehee" slut.
>>27808803
Ever heard of this thing called fun? You should try it rather than sucking it out of the thread
>>27808764
I'd fuck them both.
What wentright
>>27808640
he gave Applejack an orgasm during the ep, that was pretty rad
This
and this
Bimbo thread?
>>27808619
Bambi thread?
>>27808619
>Absolutely oversexualized
>Sameface
>Samebody
>>27808619
Wumbo thread?
>Please stop touching me there.
>>27808318
Ok, I didn't like touching youreyeanyway, it's wet and jelly
>>27808318
It's okay, Twilight. I am a vet and am merely giving you a thorough examination.
Now open you mouth so I can inspect your teeth.
>>27808318
*boops her again*
>>You will be allowed to enter Equestria...
>Anon's eyes were drawn to the sight just behind the great white mare blocking his way.
>The town of Ponyville is a small cluster of brightly colored, half-timber buildings in the distance.
>>...if you but accept me into your heart as your God, Anon.
>Caught off guard, Anon shifts his attention back to the white mare Alicorn in front of him.
>>Incredulous "W-what do you mean?"
>Celestia flashes her most welcoming smile, inviting Anon to lower the mental barriers he built up over the years.
>Her voice is warm and soft - contrasting the deep implications of her words.
>>I wish for you to surrender your soul so that you may live on and be happy, Anonymous.
>Anon was at a loss for words.
>Celestia pushed on with care in her explanation.
>>Given your predicament, beliefs, and attitudes...I determined you would respond favorably to a direct request to help you.
>No longer reeling, Anon's patent anger catches up to the situation.
>He points at the talking horse accusingly.
>>"I don't need goddamn 'salvation' from a stupid horse! This-"
>Anon sweeps his hands around at the lush, quiet landscape exaggeratingly.
>>"-is all nonsense created by my weak, dying mind!"
>Celestia's smile weakens and her voice tenses.
>>All of this is quite real, Anon.
>Anon scoffs but is cut short by a sharp pain in his chest.
>>"Agh!"
>He stumbles to his knees and grabs at his chest, breathing heavily.
>There is a faint beeping noise originating from everywhere it seems.
>Celestia stoops to meet face to face.
>Anon feels her words to be sincere and urgent despite his reservations.
>>The chance for eternal life is real.
>The beepings come more frequent now and Anon is having difficulty thinking clearly despite being in a "dream-"
>>Mutters fearfully "Why do I feel pain, though?"
>He blocks out Celestia's gentle pleas as he tries to work out everything in his mind:
>The beeping.
>The pain.
>The beautiful talking horse asking him to give his /soul/ to her.
>Afraid now, Anon looks up into the mare's deep purple eyes.
>>"I-I'm dying."
>She only nods to confirm his grim revelation.
>>"I DON'T WANT TO DIE."
>Celestia presses her muzzle to comfort the distraught Anon. She whispers in his ear.
>>You don't have to die.
>He closes his eyes, still unwilling to the end.
>>You only need to accept me.
>
>>27808288
>>27808290
Would you like to accept Celestia as your lord and savior, anon?
>>27808343
Yes.
Over the last few weeks, you have been having chatroom sessions with an mlp character over the internet. Things have become sexually charged and you are now on your way to meet them for a one night stand. Your roll will determine who that character is.
If the character is of age, you will have a pleasant night getting it on with them. However, if the character is underage, Chris Hansen will walk in and offer you a seat. You will be arrested and appear on TV for all your friends and family to see.
Is it worth the risk?
>>27808196
YES
ROLLIN
Rolling.
>>27808196
Roll
Three months of summer hotness
>>27807917
And bullshit hiatus
>>27807917
We've kept our plushies washed and warmed
>>27807917
And one okay holiday
Let's have one of these
>>27807881
Hey that's pretty gud
