In honor of the Let's Read: Victoria thread finally ending and autosaging. Post your writing, ideas, plot points, characters, bounce ideas off each other, whatever. Let's try to do better than you-know-who, although I suspect that won't be hard at all given that mashing your keyboard may actually turn out work of superior quality.
Won't let me post without a pic, so here goes.
A fan favorite from the Victoria threads:
"Cpl. Lesean T. Jackson, Silver Star for Gallantry in Action against an Enemy of The United States.
While serving as a squad leader, 1st set, 22nd Street Bangers Co., 215th Battalion, during the second day of the Battle of Lake Champlain, Cpl. Jackson's position was the brunt of a ferocious Victorian assault. Low on ammunition and the platoon leadership dead or wounded, Cpl. Jackson rallied the men and ordered a retreat. His rifle broken in repelling a previous wave and wounded in the leg, Cpl. Jackson elected to cover his men's retreat, drawing a personal 'hi-point' sidearm and engaging the Victorian forces. Through out the night, Cpl. Jackson's taunts and intermittent pistol fire sounded from the position. The last heard from Cpl. Jackson was a spirited cry of "215 nigga! We don't run from shit! Come on, you crackas, when I'm done with you I'm comin' for ya's women! 50 States 4 lyf!" When friendly forces retook the position the following day, they found Cpl. Jackson surrounded by no less than ten fallen foes. Cpl. Jackson himself was shoot no less than five times, and had died clutching his platoon's Flag of The United States to his breast, so the Victorians might not defile it. Cpl. Jackson was a soldier's soldier, disciplined twice for the use of PCP in combat but beloved by his men. His final hours show he truly lived up to the highest standards of the United States Army."
Highlights of the Victoria threads' writefaggotry
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bEboZ7n11vZiBFBzpl73vgNp7ccao6CdXTyQ_mhllmY/edit?usp=sharing
Note that writefagging can be anything /k/ related, not just from the previous thread. Get as creative as you want.
I might post something of my own later. Stay tuned.
Another how's /k/ thread.
Inb4 blog post
Just got fired, first time too. For sharing my employee discount with my dad. New policy forbid it and I just gave it to him without thinking like I always did. Not super bummed, but I'm bummed I might have to sell a couple guns.
How's everybody holding up?
>>30649645
Eh. I'm okay
I'm moving up to Michigan in August to be with my woman again, but I'm struggling to save up enough money. I work a shitty job, I've put on too much weight, and I feel lonely all the time. Overnights suck dick.
My cousin bought me a 30 pack of cheap beer though, so I have that going for me.
>>30649645
Could be better, but could be a lot worse.
Just started a new job a month ago at a Garmin call center. Mostly pretty easy, sometimes I get real head scratching questions. I actually like helping people, and it feels really shitty when there's just nothing I can do. Most customers understand it's not my fault and don't get mad at me directly, but I don't like to disappoint people.
On the other hand, the pay checks are way fucking better than what I was getting working at Wendy's and I just bought a bunch of tacticool bullshit to slap on my new AR15 to satisfy my inner mall ninja and impress my friends who don't know shit about guns.
Bought some parts for the AR I'm building, so that's nice.
And I should be finishing up my summer semester at school soon.
Why are berets a thing? They offer almost no protection
>>30630582
So la la homo boys like you know who the fuck not to mess with.
>>30630582
Because reasons
Post your berets
It's like the skirts/kilts/knee socks. People say it's for ceremony and heritage, but it's just an excuse to dress pretty.
/ak/ thread : Jatimatic edition
How long usually between new chapter releases? Also RPK bump.
>>30627339
there's already a thread.
>>30627498
Image limit death
Overheard at the Pentagon: "I think when 'cessation of hostilities' is translated from English to Russian, it becomes 'bitch slap America.'"
ASSAD ASSAD ASSAD ASSAD ASSAD ASSAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4nHsOOwgxU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgddOqfB53U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iycx8Mu5oHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXmv2pskP_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaJPaPFXx80
sling edition
old thread >>30651491
>>30656721
In with the best
>>30656721
In with some literature from the designer of the sling
>>30656721
In
>Israel on Sunday fired missiles toward an unmanned drone that entered Israeli-controlled airspace from Syria and it turned back, the military said in a statement.
>"Two Patriot air defense missiles were fired toward a drone which infiltrated Israeli airspace in the central Golan Heights. The drone returned to Syria," the Israeli army said.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-israel-syria-interception-idUSKCN0ZX0OR?il=0
It doesn't say whether it was PAC-2 or PAC-3, but either way, Patriot failed to shoot down a slow-moving target. When will Amerilards make an air-defence system that's not shit?
>>30656224
The Air Defense Artillery branch is the red-headed stepchild of the Army. No one actually cares about making a new SAM that isn't designed for anti-ballistic missile defense.
>>30656224
Why the hell are they using an anti ballistic missle system on a fucking UAV?
>>30656248
because they know U.S taxpayers can afford it
http://www.wafb.com/story/32463160/baton-rouge-police-respond-to-report-of-officers-down?clienttype=generic
Multiple officers shot, as many as 10 according to Reddit.
>>30654947
Scanner: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/23047/web
>>30654947
It happens. They signed up for it, they got it.
Let's all gather on face book and post, "thoughts and prayers!"
10+ hit, two already dead on arrival.
Police are going to start refusing entering some zones around Baton Rouge if they weren't already.
2 GUCCI 4 u edition
old thread >>30647976
>>30651491
I N
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Full retard block 1 clone?
Big ass knobs galore
>No f/ARG/its allowed Edition
Old thread: >>30631746
>Where can I find a 5.45 rifle edition
>>30646216
Build one
>>30646225
Way outside my capabilities
k humor thread, go!
/meg/- Military Enlistment General
RiP France edition
>Discord
https://discord.gg/0y3eBT2ji4rHI4TM
>IRC Channel
>implying anyone uses IRC
#MEG on Freenode
If you're on mobile look up AndroIRC for the app. Any questions, ask in the thread to get you set up.
Resources:
>Armyranger.com
For Ranger info, obviously.
>http://www.sealswcc.com/
SEAL/SWCC site with videos and fitness plans and a forum
>Shadowspear.com
All around SOF website. Great info and run by former/active members of every SOF unit. Mentor program. Also has forums for international SOF.
>Professionalsoldiers.com
For all Army SF info.
>http://www.corpsman.com
For Navy Corpsman info.
>http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/showthread.php?115180-MARSOC-Force-Recon
This is an all-inclusive thread for MARSOC/Force Recon stuff. Good site for Marines info too.
>http://www.uscg.org
For Coast Guard info. Good site, lots of vets able to answer questions.
>www.defencejobs.gov.au/
For info on the Australian Defense Force, and how you can shitpost on the world stage.
>https://www.airwarriors.com/community/
Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS as well
OP template
http://pastebin.com/sb5Gv1dW (embed)
Before you ask a question, check the FAQ
http://pastebin.com/Rx0nDuga (embed)
Which branch are you enlisting/enlisted/considering?
http://strawpoll.me/6764857 (embed)
Ask questions, get advice from retards on how to lie on the poly, bitch about recruiters, accuse each other of stolen valor, just keep it in this general.
>>30623204
>>30623214
Ok, i dont know about practice asvabs but i would say prepare better overall when taking the real one to help your chances.
get a good nights sleep the night before, eat a good meal a couple hours beforehand, have some form of caffeine. These should all help you focus more.
Again though what type of rates are you lookin at cause above you said ET field which i dont remember you mentioning before. Plus now youre saying crytologist.
>>30623348
>Ok, i dont know about practice asvabs but i would say prepare better overall when taking the real one to help your chances.
I plan to take days off in advance for it.
>Again though what type of rates are you lookin at cause above you said ET field which i dont remember you mentioning before. Plus now youre saying crytologist.
I mentioned ET in my older posts from yesterday, I have a degree in electronics.
I was the guy you replied with;
>jesus wake up
>>CNT
>Its CTN
and you also replied with,
>You should be fine man, Japan is always hurting for people. Again you need to choose a good job/rate otherwise you may hate life doing some bullshit. What kinda job you want senpai? Didnt you say you had a degree in engineering? Would you want to stay working with engines? Or intel like that CTN stuff or if you want hands on action like you were saying you basically gotta go Spec Ops. Not mant NAvy jobs besides those are down and dirty getting shot at. Being Air Crew on a Helo might be a good gig that has some of all that.
I'll see if I can find the type of jobs that are available in the locations I want to be in.
/K/ommandos, in a hypothetical situation what kind of Assault Rifle or any type of modern gun could potentially kill a Werewolf or Mythical creature of the night?
>No silver Bullet meme
>>30613646
Samuel Colt made a gun in secrecy.
It was said to have been able to kill anything in this world, no matter what it was.
>>30613646
Start with a Beowulf and go from there.
my penis
So, a couple months ago I came across some information about this very cool looking new handgun. I fucking want it, I don't care about the details.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mymewEQiQhY
I sent the company an email asking when the pistol would be available in the U.S. and some other questions. A couple days ago I got a reply. Just thought I would share it here in case anybody was interested.
>>30652540
Thank you for your inquiry regarding the FK Field Pistol by FK Brno. At this point in time we have a conditional license to import the firearm from the Czech Republic. We are awaiting final approval from the ATF. This could take weeks or even a few months for their unconditional approval.
Once approved International Firearm Corporation will be the designated importer and one of the national distributors. The firearm and all accessories can be purchased directly from IFC or through a dealer. The ammunition will be in abundant supplies and will be available through the same channels as the firearm. As of now, a price has not been established for the firearm and the ammunition will be similarly priced to a box of self defense .44 magnum.
This pistol is unlike any before it. It has the capability of shooting a 1.5" grouping at 110 yards with iron sights. I have been fortunate enough to experience this first hand. It is truly unlike anything I have ever shot. It feels like a 1911, with the recoil of a .40 cal, and the power of a 44 magnum. Any shooter can shoot one handed and hit a 12" steel plate at unprecedented distances. The control, accuracy and power are unlike any pistol before it.
>>30652540
Well don't put the info in the OP or anything.
>>30652553
As soon as we receive ATF approval, consumers, dealers and entities wanting to test and review will be informed by International Firearm Corporation via email and on a dedicated website for America.
All inquiries will be kept informed of the progress being made with regards to the approval of this firearm. I hope this has answered most of your questions and all of us at IFC look forward to bringing America a truly revolutionary pistol. If you have any further questions, please do not hesitate to contact us. Once again, I thank you for your interest and look forward to serving you in the future.
Thank you,
Tony Mussatto, CEO and Founder
International Firearm Corporation
Office xxx-xxx-xxxx
Cell xxx-xxx-xxxx
internationalfirearmcorporation.com
proud to be an OKLAHOMA company
>>30652556
Field too long
What is /k/'s drink of choice?
I've been on the rye train for about a year now. Rye and cokes as strong as I can handle them, which of course gets stronger through the night.
CLP
Home brewed mead. My first batch wasn't that great but I'm hoping to learn from my mistakes for my next batch.