Slither with me, slither into my pants, slithering is all that matters. Slithering Snake is our god, slithering snake is our soul. Just slither, nothing else, anything else is a sin. The internet needs to be controlled, without control the twelve year olds will rule, take over, we will all die. Trust in Slithering Snake, slither, just slither.
Yes my god, I will slither with you, the one true god, the only true god. Slithery Snake. Please, notice me, slither into MY pants my god. Please. The one true creator.
oh yes my god i will slither with you your so cool so very cool lets fuck please i love you you are so good so cool so awesome i love you you are the best bestest best ever super best yes yes yes
>>2423789
I'm way too fucked up for this shit, man.
I can draw but I can't write comedy. Any ideas to remedy this so I can start a web comic?
>>2422805
black comedy is always popular, write about how depressing your life is. Maybe make it so that the main chracter(s) try to kill themselves each strip but something gets in the way.
>>2422805
Actually you don't need to be "good" at all to do comedic-type webcomics. (Just look at xkcd) I don't really have comedy tips for you, but do you really want to do humor? Are you doing it for the popularity or do you really want to write it over other genres?
It doesn't have to be funny.
Like you could make a comic about your gf's miscarriage
http://thedurrrrian.deviantart.com/art/The-Destroyer-Book-4-592961042
This guy is so good, like how many years of painting you need to paint like that?
Also how the fuck he painted this armor? Like it look so real
That photobashing is fucking nasty as hellllll
>painting god like him
How do I do lineart?
I've been doing art for 6 years, digital art around 2. The only thing stopping me from being an artist Is my shitty lineart.
What's /ic/ think?
Is that bodypaint?/10
I like it, shows the female form not sexualized, very average.
It's an in progress work of mine, It's oil clay and wood right now. I will be casting it in iron when it is finished.
>>2420816
dunno, take a decent picture and I'll let you know.
How do y'all fare with makeshift mediums (regarding oil painting)?
I tried to make a DIY Gel Medium out of Linseed Oil + Galkyd Lite + corn starch + baking soda + gelatin powder. I'm not sure if this was a ridiculously stupid idea or something that every artist tries at least at some point.
Any tips? Anyone have any painting chemistry knowledge that can help a fellow arteest out?
>pic related: chunky paste medium I just made
My only worry would be longevity. Definitely test it out and wait a few weeks to see how it dries/takes humidity before committing it to a final product.
>>2420412
this is one of the slowest boards on 4chan, no need to bump until half an hour passes or so.
>>2420417
Thanks! Yea I was sort of thinking the same. I think it would give good texture, but I'm also scared if it would make the paint crack when it dries.
Looking to get a tablet for my doodles. Is there anything good available for $100?
I just ordered a Wacom Intuous art small for a hundred, I'll get it tomorrow and review it for you if you want
A lot of people don't like the Intuos small, as they think it's too small.
>>2422516
mate if those are yours you might want to practice a little longer so you can be sure you are going to stick with it before you waste your money
Be honest, do I need Loomis?
>>2421857
>le zodiac killer meme
fuck off to /pol/ and kill yourself, dumbshit.
>>2421857
nigga. u need help.
How do I get galleries to buy my stuff? Do I just go from one place to another till someone bites?
Galleries traditionally don't buy stuff. They put your work in their space and sell it for you then take a cut and give you the rest.
And yes, just like getting freelance you cart your shit around to venues until someone bites.
I'm sure it also couldn't hurt to involve yourself in any art community that is involved in the gallery scene. Get to know artists who show in galleries you want to get into and hopefully through them others that are involved in the scene.
>>2421853
what are your credentials?
>>2421853
>>2423296
No, no. You don't go from gallery to gallery. No respectable gallery accepts people just coming through the door. Do you think the curator sits on the front desk?
You build a reputation in the local art scene. Be based in a decent studio, get involved with artist-led initiatives, and network, network, network. And go to *every* gallery opening. It takes years to build a reputation.
If all you want to do is sell well rendered pictures then go to Sunday markets, and have affordable prints and maybe even images printed onto hats and purses etc.
I'm a co-director at a gallery.
Is Proko's premium content worth the money? Are there other online structured premium art lessons that are beginner friendly that /ic/ can vouch for? I think i could benefit from a structured learning environment but with attending college and working both full time i don't have the time to invest in full time art school. Thanks
>>2423299
For about 300$ you can get a yearly newmastersacadey subscription. Currently doing that right now and find it extremely help full. Definitely worth the money and vilppu is one of the teachers. I'm a beginner, site is made for all levels of skill.
Proko is a good teacher, among the best; I'd say it's worth it, but also New Masters Academy has very good teachers as well like the versatile Sheldon Borenstein. Proko's content is available to you forever if you buy it, NMA is a subscription based model. You're getting your money's worth by far either way in my opinion.
>>2423308
Not much to pay when you can compare it to coellege/ ugniversity prices. I notice an improvement in my work every day
This is what 1500$ in material cost looks like.
>>2422907
yeah if you spend like a fuckin MORON
>>2422907
what the fuck am I looking at
animus/anima
>>2422793
Kill yourself/kys
>>2422809
andy don't be so meAN
>>2422793
bit messy but I like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqPU-SKa6uA
mfw I though he said
>I'm an amazing autist
Dis iz cancr
It actually sounds like he has cancer
>>2422590
Still better than 12.89% of /ic/
What's the name of this artist/piece?
Saw it at the Met today and forgot to look for the info
>>2421157
You really don't know who this is?
Ha. You will never make it.
>>2421189
I'm not an art student and/or artist, I'm just curious
Looks like a bait thread to me. Is it actually a famous piece or did you make it OP
Any experienced mousefaggots in the board? One-year mousefag speaking.
I use the mouse for pixel art but for drawing? Seems like a waste of your time investment to me.
>>2421152
Are you enjoying your Carpal Tunnel Syndrome yet?
>>2421152
why?
Just draw in hand and at least get some useful skills until you can afford proper gear.
