ITT: Jokes we didn't get at first
>>82831330
I still don't get this
>>82832743
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flaming&defid=101720
>>82832743
flaming 'mo
AND I HATE
THOSE GOODIE-GOODIES
>>82831757
A bookworm? I'LL KIDNAP HIM! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
>>82831757
God knows I loved the YTBs.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/margot-robbies-harley-quinn-movie-894486
On the one hand fuck Harley Quinn already.
On the other the prospect of a stealth Birds of Prey movie makes my fan boner hard.
...It's like WB sees Marvel planning out the franchise years in advance and thinks "Hey, we can do that too!" without realizing you need to have actually made good movies to establish yourself first.
>>82831319
>On the one hand fuck Harley Quinn already.
I wish I could, anon. I wish I could.
Why can't DC just accept the fact that Captain Marvel, SHAZAM or whatever they are calling him these days is superior to Superman?
>Superman has no defense against magic
>Captain Marvel is basically wizard superman
It's really no contest.
>>82830696
Because popularity is not derived from your personal likes and dislikes.
It is derived from public notability.
bitch, Superman has lifted infinity, Shazam can't do that
good evening owls of /co/,
what, not 867-5309?
>>82706423
who has two thumbs and spent much of the day recovering from the "One more gin won't hurt"
>>82706484
(that would be me)
>>82706423
Hello Storyteller.
Let's uh, read comics, I guess.
What's your meta human power?
I can 100% clear any videogame superhumanly fast
I could finish taking exams at least 15 minutes before everyone else
>>82830574
I almost never blink. If something were to happen in the blink of an eye you can count on me to have seen it.
I can repel women with a single tip of my courdoroy trilby
Moe's Tavern.
Is Mike there?
Last name Hunt?
Hey, is Amanda Love there?
>>82830612
Actually it's Amanda Hugnkiss
>capeshit is dumb
>Americans are dumb
>read my shitty fishrape comic
Grant pls
>>82830670
It's true
>>82830842
I know, I was just b8ing.
>Kevin Feige really wanted Captain Marvel and Black Widow movies
>Ike Perlmutter refused them because he didn't think female superheroes could sell
>Ike made a deal with Kevin Feige that they could make Captain Marvel as long as his pet project Inhumans would be released
>Ike is no longer in charge of MCU
>Inhumans vanishes from the Phase Three spot it had
How much you want to bet that a Black Widow movie...
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Indiana Jones already took the spot I thought. Do they need a replacement MCU movie?
>>82830368
>tfw you realize that now that Marvel and Lucasfilm are both under Disney, Marvel will attempt to weld the Indiana Jones movies to the MCU, using the Red Skull's line about Hitler digging for trinkets in the desert from Captain America: The First Avenger
>>82830474
>yfw Marvel/Star Wars crossover
Look no Dover Boys thread.
I'LL MAKE ONE, NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
>>82830077
>>82830077
>Tom
>not Dora
don't be fucking stupid
>>82830077
How did /co/ get so obsessed with this all the sudden?
Why does everybody hate bordertown?is he supposed to be your typical 4chan user?
>>82829771
I don't hate Bordertown. The first few episodes were a miss, but it is getting better. I live in a Californian town with a lot of Mexicans in it, so a lot of the jokes relate to me. A lot of the jokes are funny, and Bud and Ernesto are funny characters.
I thought this show got cancelled :U
>>82833104
Final episode is this Sunday I think.
Guys I'm really sorry to have to do this, but I didn't see a sticky I could read like on /fit/ or on /o/.
I'm sure you get bombarded with clueless people like me all the time, but how do I get started with comics? Primarily interested in Marvel, DC characters don't interest me a bunch but if there's something spectacular I need to read feel free to suggest it. Also I'd like to get into some alternative stuff like The Watchmen, The Nightly News, and Halo series comics but that's self explanatory.
I read online that companies make...
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This is like asking how to get into a TV network. Without knowing what you like we can't just blindly suggest stuff. Do you want sci-fi, magic, space, Earth-based stories, something else? We have no idea how to steer you toward things you might like. There are good stories and good starting places for specific characters but you have to give us something to work with.
>>82829683
Pirate shit.
Do you only wanna read current stuff or are you down with older comics?
>reading comics
not even once.
Hey /co/, im having trouble remembering the name of a character from that cartoon steven universe. Can you help me out?
She's this tiny green invader/technitian from some evil intergalactic empire. The empire in question is ruled by the tallest members of their race, and although they are all technically sexless shes female for some reason. Anyway, because of the main charcters she becomes trapped and as a result she is fucking pissed at everyone and everything.
Pic unrelated, it's just the first thing in my folder
>>82829659
Dorito
Amethyst?
uncle grandpa?
I'm confused.
Why is Aunt Cass white while her two nephews are Asian?
maybe she was adopted, why do you have to be such a cunt about people's families?
>>82829595
father asian, mother white, white mother has a sister
it's not rocket science, you know
>>82829595
Why does Elsa have mom hair?
Despite them being corrupted by Vanko, Hammer Drones were a legitimately good idea and I'm surprised the US government didn't invest in them.
>Immune to IED's, or at least will definitively reduce casualties
>Many if most of the abilities of an actual Iron Man suit, of which even the most rudimentary was able to singlehandedly defeat a base full of terrorists and militia who are our primary enemies
>Generally being the perfect anti-guerilla weapon, able to fly and deliver...
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why would the military invest on this when they already have drones?
>>82829503
Eh its the same old story, can't let the easily mass-produced tech in a superhero setting spread.
>>82829556
There are places drones can't get to without risking casualties. And even then there are some spots they couldn't reach with explosives.
Especially after Tony stopped giving them cave seeking missiles.