Fellas. Buddies. Pals. I'm so underwhelmed.
I remember how the "united we stand" trailer gave me chills and this was just... the opposite of chills.
>Tony blackmailing Peter into a fight with trained soldiers
My biggest WTF; wasn't he butthurt like 5 seconds ago because a mother blamed him for the death of her son??? I liked Spidey, but the way he was introduced was fucking disgusting. He deserves better than be Tony Stark's plaything.
>Tony Stark in general
It's so obvious that the script was rewritten in favor of RDJ's screentime and Tony's manpain that I've started to dislike him (and he was my favorite Avenger). And how the fuck he didn't know about his parent's death when Black Widow released Hydra files at the end of the Winter Soldier???
>The airport fight
I fucking laughed when they started running towards each other. It could be great but all those fucking one-liners effectively prevented me from giving a fuck about characters motivations. And why Bucky and Steve couldn't get to the airplane faster when earlier in the movie they were outrunning CARS?
>Ant-Man and Hawkeye
Speaking of motivations: wtf was theirs??? Especially since it has been said they have families??? Their presence was perhaps even more ham-fisted than Spidey's.
>Keeping things nice and hetero
I don't hate Sharon Carter, in fact I think her romance with Steve has the potential to be cute af, but it felt rushed as hell.
>THAT FUCKING PHONE
It's all good famillia, we just had a misunderstanding but no worries - we're still buddies.
>Steve in general
He looked so fucking constipated all the time. I like Evans but he could be replaced with a tree (perhaps he was mad because RDJ basically stole his movie).
I mean... For a movie that was supposed to be about consequences, there are no fucking consequences. Oh wait, there is the putting Bucky in the freezer - the victim of perpetual brainwashing.
I'm done with MCU, they've disappointed me way too many times.
Sucks to be you, I guess.
tl;dr
>perhaps he was mad because RDJ basically stole his movie
yeah let's make Civil War but without Iron Mans presence, what a good idea
Who was in the wrong here?
>implying it wasn'tSteve
Cool comics and cartoons.
I want an AU where none of the Hydra shit happened to SHIELD and Steve still trusts the government, Tony hadn't build Ultron and the one who was framed for a terrorist attack was Pepper.
>>82851174
would you rather we talked about your dumbed-down TV shows with no plot made for preschool children?
Or perhaps it's your DESU BAKA ANIMUUUUU FEMPAIIAIAII made for virgin NEETs who need an excuse to fap without being accused of downloading porn
seriously kys, whatever it is
Are you ready to see Apocalypse and Magneto destroy the Twin Towers during the latest X-Men movie?
>>82850548
Will people be triggered as fuck?
>>82850548
Is this real? No wonder people are hating this movie.
>>82850548
yup. it's going to be glorious
What's going on in the original universe? Were the family eventually killed by the Cronenbergs?
Probably incest.
>>82850282
oh god OP blur out that t&a, this is a blue board
>>82850282
Well you know Moooooorty, well the waaaaay I see it, you just gotta stop thiiiiiiinking about it. I mean who's to say that you know, ANY universe is the original univerrrrrrrse, you know? Anyway just keeeeeeep going on living your life, free from the burden of what you left behind. But if it makes any difference, which it SHOULDN'T becaaaaaause it's dumb, Cronenberg Earth was probably destroyed by the intergalactic government because they were trying to go after your grandpa.
>(FWIW, I notice Rick speaks of himself in the third person a LOT, he usually avoids saying "I" unless he's taking credit for something, when he's shifting comeuppance that he's earned, it's "your grandpa" I don't think he BELONGS in that dimension, unlike Morty.)
FUCK DICK
FUCK TOM
FUCK LARRY
>>82850138
I dunno, Dick and Tom I'd fuck, but Larry...
>>82850138
wait is there actual porn of this short now
BEND OVER, DAN BACKSLIDE
Is Lex Luthor the Ubermensch?
Yes.
a ubermensch you mean.
and yes, in a really selfish way
>>82850133
No.
Just sexually game changing.
ITT: GOATvillains
Butcher is a terrible villain.
He succeeds at literally everything he does and his final fall is completely unsatisfying
>>82850045
But Butcher dindu nuffin.
Post and rate your OTPs.
Let's go
>>82849941
2/10
She belongs to Bats, tbvh.
Why are people like Snyder so in love with Superman as a Christ allegory when he was invented by two Jews and inspired by Friedrich Nietzsche's concept of the Ubermensch.
I guess both serve the function of being an ideal of humanity. But Christ is unapproachable, while the other is a concept you can actually strive towards achieving.
Superman in almost every modern interpretation is the Nietzschean Ubermensch, with Latin morality. I explained it in many threads so far, Nietzsche demands only that your will of following your beliefs is absolute, he doesn't specify what kind of beliefs should they be. In "Thus Spake Zarathustra" it's implicitly stated that Ubermensch is the same men as the Christian saint from, say XIII century, but since humanity degenerated into tartuffian cancer of hypocrites and whores, you can't go back to purity, you have to break farther.
Supes is just a really, really good man with strong will and with possibilities far beyond anybody else. He just makes use of them in the way he seems fit. It's all because of his good, classical upbringing and, as I say, indomitable will.
>>82849983
The problem is that Christianity has stylized Jesus and all saints to a degree that there's nothing there connecting them to humanity.
They're so above it.
And Snyder basically did the same with Superman.
That's why it rings so hollow whenever he interacts with Lois or gets emotional. It feels out of place. He really is an alien. It seems like all humanity does is weigh him down.
And that's what I kind of hate about this version of Superman. Because there's nothing he can do about it.
>>82850134
The point is that once there wasn't that fucking propaganda that people are incapable of perfecting their souls and everyone is weak and flawed
Even the original sin concept was as steps for which we can ascend to sainthood. it's only in our day and age that we grovel beneath the carnal desires and weaknesses so much (pardon the language, but it's easier to express what I'm about like that).
Every medieval story, every saint, every great knight or greatest of kings were depicted as capable of overcoming their inherent, human flaws. I'm not an expert on the Bible, but I'm pretty sure Jesus is depicted, especially in Matthew's, as very, very human - hence the tempting, hence the "Father take this chalice away from me" moment. Not to mention St. Peter, Thomas the Apostle, St Paul... The same goes with everybody from ancient times - Hector, Aeneas, Roland, even people who became tropes later - El Cid, Zawisza the Black and so forth.
I agree about the Snyder version, but it's just due to him being a retard and cultural illiterate. He's like a butcher's apprentice working in Paris' best restaurant here. Again I say - Cavill deserved better.
This wasn't that great of a performance
thank you wesley
Kinda hard for me to divorce the performance from the schlocky shit tier writing. Dude has batman level magical powers, and then montage, then he has them again. Ugh.
ARROW SPOILERS"Arrow" season 5 will officially see the return of Colton Haynes' character Roy Harper.
Roy faked his own death in the third season of "Arrow." After which, he returned to the hit The CW series in season 4 to star in two episodes. However, his fans would truly be delighted to find out that the character will officially be back next installment.
While at the Justice Squad Convention in France, Haynes confirmed his return to the franchise.
http://en.yibada.com/articles/123375/20160513/arrow-season-5-spoilers-colton-haynes-confirms-return-cw-show.htm#ixzz48ohg13PN
>>82849573
>slowpoke.jpg
>>82849573
Ok cool I thought it was going to be a guest appearance. But I'm exited to get flipper of murder back on the show. But is he going to take the mantle of arsenal? Thew going to keep speedy? Someone going to get a new outfit. Interested to see how they think they're going to fit him into the show. I mean they have a spare black leather outfit now I guess...
WOOO ROY THREAD
POST FLIPS
is there any way to have a comic book tv series adaptation without turning it into a fucking CW or police drama? I know I'm not missing any superhuman of the day in AoS.
>>82849474
Watch Daredevil and call it a day
>>82849474
>I know I'm not missing any superhuman of the day in AoS.
How does it feel knowing you are wrong?
>>82849474
>CW or police drama?
What's wrong with CW drama? I watch Arrow mostly for Olicity and I like it.
Introduced in a Spider-Man cartoon, is a mutant and most of her appearances were in Avengers and New Warriors. Who would own the film rights for this cutie? is she in All-New All-Different? She's a redheaded cancer patient survivor. that should hit a lot of demographics. Anyone like her?
>>82849274
I like her too anon
I think her rights are with fox
>>82849274
will appear in spiderman as inhuman
Post more Angelica.
>tfw they will never make up and be a cute couple again
;_;
Matt Murdock curse
> Black Cat and Daredevil hook up in his title
> shortly afterwords Slott has her become a murderous villain over a misunderstanding
Everyone he bangs dies or goes insane
>>82719670
I'm hoping Crazy Felicia will be retconned as Loki being an asshat again.
Doesn't Bendis have her attempting to murder Miles because there's too many Spider-Mans?
>they're going to kill off Cap & replace Evans with Stan's bland ass
>the airport fight is going to be horrible
>Cap & Iron Man are going to team up to fight Zemo and everything is going to be perfectly resolved at the end of the movie
>Civil War is going to flop, there's no hype for it
Has /co/ ever been so wrong about a movie before?
>>82849222
People here though BvS was going to be good so theres that
>>82849281
Also, we thought TDKR would be good.
>>82849222
Haven't seen this, but I was kind of hoping Cap would die, just because I think it'd be totally hilarious if two superhero films came out the same year with pretty much the exact same plot.
Especially if everybody loved one but not the other.
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