We went to 5 Guys and I made her carry cheese slices in her purse because the hamburger/cheeseburger price difference is insane. Am I in the wrong for making her carry the cheese slices or is she in the wrong for getting mad?
>>7290544
Being a cheap fuck is setting a bad example for her kids
>tripfag
>posting five guys and shitposting about off topic crap
Fuck off.
I would have carried the cheese myself but it would have melted in my pocket and that would have been gross. I feel like I'm in the right for the purse idea.
How do I replicate the McDonald's hamburger patty?
Go to mc donalds and ask to buy frozen 1:10 patties
t. I work at mc donalds
>>7290543
h-hw much money should i bring?
what does 1:10 mean?
what if I want more?
>>7290532
Get cardboard packaging and blend with mystery meat and msg. Delish.
My gf has a lemon tree and its been very fruitful. They have baskets and still haven't finished picking them and they're already starting to go bad
We filled up a few ice trays and Tupperware with lemon juice, her mom just took a basket of them to her, but we've barely made a dent in what we've harvested. Any recipes you guys know of that require plenty of them?
>>7290510
Limoncello
also
http://www.nola.com/food/index.ssf/2012/12/lemon.html
Use what you need, freeze some juice and zest, invite more people over to take what they want, be happy that you'll have more free lemons next year if you don't fuck things up with your gf.
If you really want to make a project out of it you could do limoncello or preserved lemons.
Preserved lemons (in salt)
Lemon curd (can be frozen)
Limoncello
Lemon squares (pic related)
Marinades (like chicken yassa)
Harvest and freeze the zest
candied peel.
Lemonade (many variants possible)
Is this the only acceptable weenie for hot dogs?
No, they're shit
Did the mobile spammer figure out how to rename his pictures?
>>7290497
who?
I have the picture related bottle of saffron. The scent fills my entire spice cabinet so it should be legit. I tried grinding it up and adding it to rice but I can't taste much difference from rice sans saffron. I use 10-20 stigmas. Am I doing anything wrong?
>>7290439
saffron has a very weak taste
>>7290454
Yet it's so expensive so what's the point of even using it if it's that weak? Also, why is the scent so strong?
>>7290461
The only real draw to it is that it's really difficult to harvest and process.
It's not really worth doing a lot with it.
Sweet before Salty or Salty begore Sweet?
There is nothing like eating poptarts and chasing each bite with spicy porkrinds and a glass of milk.
Am I the only one? I realise the food combinations are endless.
>>7290418
I personally think salty compliments sweet better than the reverse. That said, I personally don't care for the combination much, I'd rather just have one.
Oh and I only replied because bonney
>>7290418
Definitely sweet before salty. After I eat something sweet I immediately crave salt too, it's weird.
Why are the mexican cokes so good? shits addicting compare to regular coke. Its almost a hallucinogenic drug tbhfam, have a couple of those and im pretty much fucked for the night
placebo
The mexican version still uses cane sugar like the original recipe, whereas 'merican coke uses cheaper corn sugar.
>>7290435
and that is why there is no coke chicken like in the old days
How do you make your matzah brei?
Needs anchovies.
>Euros never choke on candy!!!!
>Kinder eggs are too much for americans to handle!!
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/kinder-egg-toy-death-france-three-year-old-french-girl-chokes-a6822626.html
>>7290377
Worse than a school shooting desu senpai
>Firefighters managed to resuscitate the child before she succumbs to brain damage caused by the lack of oxygen
So is she fucking dead or not?
It's funny how Eurocucks will vehemently defend Kinder eggs and then bash gun ownership in the same logic
What is the best source of protein if you want to eat a low sodium diet consisting mostly of vegetables and fruit, aside from beans and lentils and other food that taste like shit?
eggs and unsalted nuts
Anchovies.
>>7290370
semen
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35353010
The Glorious Leader does it again!
\o/
>>7290342
Synthol?
If it doesn't give you a hangover after drinking enough of it, then it's not alcohol.
I have no idea how to make good food other than breakfast foods(Eggs, toast, etc) and spaghetti.
I'd really like to stop eating frozen pizzas and stuff. How do I find better stuff to make or eat?
at the very least can y'all recommend me a cookbook or something? Im an American(Texan). I just don't want to die from clogged arteries from eating only pizza, greek yogurt and milk
pan fry some nice green veg like broccoli or brussel sprouts
>>7290299
"Joy of cooking" is my bible
You can always spruce up your frozen pizzas with fresh ingredients.
i'm going to make some juice
what kind of juice should i make?
Blueberry
clam
>>7290302
THAT is a good idea
i only have frozen ones though.. maybe i'll add them to the final product
i'm going to usa soon and want to eat here
is it worth it? anyone ever been?
i also have food allergies.. i'm not a giant baby about
>muhh clean the whole kitchen for me and
> muhh may have come in contact with xyz
but i could die if i eat certain things.. will that piss them off?
Rate my lamb bros
10/10 amazing
>>7290076
Thanks senpai
it's fucking raw